I like the comedic tone, the whole "nobody knows we're doing this"/"Yeah, they're in the other room shagging" trope. :-D

And I'd like them to focus on each other as an alternative to stressing about end-of-the-world-doom-stressness (that's so not a word^^) and liking it.

Then again, whatever Anon wants to write is good by me and I'm happy to get anything - even this meta is giving me a good buzz XD