I always thought it was retarded how the guards are unable to spot Ezio when he's standing amongst a group of courtesans. I mean... does he look like he's one of the ladies? And THAT gave me an idea...
Ezio is prancing around in a restricted area by hiding amongst a group of courtesans. One guard, who happens to be a homosexual, comes across of their little group, spots Ezio and rather stupidly thinks "Woah they have men available too? I like this new development." So to the utter confusion and embarrassment of Ezio, the guard hauls him away from the ladies and clumsily starts to flirt with him. Ezio, realizing he can't afford to blow his cover, has to go with it XD. Heck, maybe he even ends up liking it.
- The guard can be whatever type you want but I'm partial to Papal Guard since I have a thing for size difference and I find the idea of a bumbling elite adorable. - If I didn't make it clear enough already (lol), this particular guard is rather slow. Like... all of Ezio's fancy equipment just makes him think that "he must be pretty kinky". - Bonus points if he eventually realizes that he tried to court (or actually managed to court?) the assassin he was supposed to capture. Whether he's angry or smitten about it is up to you.
Ezio/guard, Ezio gets mistaken as a courtesan, crackish (?)
Ezio is prancing around in a restricted area by hiding amongst a group of courtesans. One guard, who happens to be a homosexual, comes across of their little group, spots Ezio and rather stupidly thinks "Woah they have men available too? I like this new development." So to the utter confusion and embarrassment of Ezio, the guard hauls him away from the ladies and clumsily starts to flirt with him. Ezio, realizing he can't afford to blow his cover, has to go with it XD. Heck, maybe he even ends up liking it.
- The guard can be whatever type you want but I'm partial to Papal Guard since I have a thing for size difference and I find the idea of a bumbling elite adorable.
- If I didn't make it clear enough already (lol), this particular guard is rather slow. Like... all of Ezio's fancy equipment just makes him think that "he must be pretty kinky".
- Bonus points if he eventually realizes that he tried to court (or actually managed to court?) the assassin he was supposed to capture. Whether he's angry or smitten about it is up to you.