I need help naming our (lovable?) bumbling papal guard. The names Lucca, Marcello, and Marco sound sweet and cut. On the other hand, Dante and Alessandro sounds down right smexy. I can't even remember the last time I said smexy.

What do you think? Any other name ideas? Your feedback would be amazing right now.

Oh, and please tell me if I'm one the right track with this story. It's only my second fill on the kink meme. I like constructive criticism.