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Perhaps RTYI?
It's Desmond/Leo with a dash of Des/Ezio ;-)
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1145.html?thread=8373881#cmt8373881
All my muses are fluffy ones at the moment, so I can't help you with this request, but hopefully someone else can.