I find intelligence (and/or education) a super-incredible turn-on. (Seriously, my celeb crush is my celeb crush because he got a double-first in Classics. I want to have ridiculously carroty-haired intelligent babies with him)

I want Desmond (or Rebecca, but I'd love me some slash) to realise just how much Shaun knows about just about anything, and how much that turns them on. If there's embarrassing oh-god-I'm-way-too-aroused-to-pay-attention angst I will love writeAnon(s) forever.

If it involves Des (or Becca) demanding Shaun lecture him on history while they have teh sexytimes my ovaries will implode.