Desmond accidentally picks up Altaïr's thick Arabic accent from Revelations, much to his annoyance. (I mean, seriously, he's been running around as Ezio for longer, so wouldn't it make sense for him to bleed an Italian accent? Lolnope, not today kiddo!)

Someone is completely turned on by the accent. (And how frustrated it makes Desmond).

Bonus feathers for frottage, frantic sex, and detailed descriptions of that heavenly voice.