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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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Leonardo and the Bebe Assassins of Roma

(Anonymous) 2013-01-01 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
One day, a novice drops down wounded close to Leo's studio and despite the danger it puts him in, Leonardo can't bear to leave Ezio's charge to die in the streets.

Afterwards, the novice tells some friends and over time, Leo's study becomes a sort of unofficial bureau-ish safehouse (of course, the little assassins keep the guards far away from Leo).

So when Ezio drops by one day, he's a little surprised to find half a dozen of his recruits strewn about the studio.

OP would have no problem if Salai conveniently dropped out of existence for this fic. Ezio is always an option, or otherwise, surely among the male recruits there's some OC who might win Leo's heart?


(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
This is anon's first time filling for the kink meme and I hope I'm doing this right and that this story is adequate enough. I also hope everyone's in character since this is my first time writing them ;_;


Legs pumping, lungs gasping, heat burning, pain overwhelming.

Clutching his bleeding side, Sergio cursed himself for his carelessness for he was certain that if he had only just casually lingered about the streets blending in with the crowd as though he had been there all along, or heck, climbing up, instead of running he wouldn't have been chased halfway across the city with a stab wound. Such a rookie mistake.

Sergio clutched the gash tighter and clenched his teeth against the surge of frustration and fresh pain.

He felt about ready to pass out.

He jumped the rooftop but his concentration faltered and he stumbled, legs finally giving way underneath him from exhaustion and blood loss and he gasped when his foot slipped and he began to fall. His hands scrabbled desperately for purchase but finding none, his body met the floor with a sickening crack and he let out a groan, his vision finally beginning to darken.

The last thing he heard was the creak of wood and a startled gasp of “Dio mio!” and then he knew nothing more.


Consciousness came slowly to Sergio, his mind a pleasant lazy hum as he sluggishly returned to the living world.

It felt nice. Nice and warm which brought a smile on his face but something in the back of his mind pressed at him, urgent, telling him that something wasn’t right. The feeling grew more and more as he drifted closer and closer to wakefulness until finally his eyes snapped open with a gasp and he shot up but a sharp pain had him crying out in pain and flopping back onto the bed, head spinning.

Woozily, he tried to get the room to stop turning so dizzily so that he might not feel like vomiting up his stomach.

In the midst of his discomfort, he vaguely noted that there were frantic footsteps running up to the room he was kept in before the door burst open and a man with chin-length blond hair and wide, concerned blue eyes walked in.

Sergio felt he should know who this was but his current state and ingrained caution had him growling at the man to stay away like an injured wolf.

The man seemed to understand and he approached more slowly, hands up in a sign of peace.

“I heard you yelling. How do you feel? Are you in pain? You lost a lot of blood,” the man said cautiously, standing a few feet away to give the assassin some room.

Sergio eyed the man speculatively, wracking his addled brain for a name to put to that oh-so familiar face. He should know who he was. He just knew it.

The man was waiting for his answer, he realized, smiling patiently as he looked at him with kind eyes and it suddenly hit Sergio.

Signore Leonardo?” Sergio gaped.

Signore Leonardo inclined his head. “That is I but please, just Leonardo is fine.”

Oooh! How could he have forgotten? The Maestro had introduced him once as his greatest friend whom he treasured above all others beside his own family before warning them from putting him in unnecessary danger. After that, nobody dared to go out of their way to meet the man more personally.

Signore Leonardo was something of a wonder to the novices. They all knew him as the man who had stood beside the Maestro since the very beginning, not to even mention the man’s apparent genius and his wholehearted support of the Assassin’s cause even at the cost of his own safety.

Sergio felt a new wave of curiosity towards Signore Leonardo.

Maestro was somewhat of an enigma to among them and anyone who had first joined the Assassins were naturally curious about what their stoic leader was like in his earlier years. As a novice himself, he admitted to some curiosity as well but he, unlike some others, would rather focus on his Assassin duties rather than wonder a bit pointlessly after something that didn’t really matter anymore. But now, with the living link of the Maestro’s past standing before him, he found he couldn’t quite pass up the opportunity.

Suddenly realizing that Signore Leonardo was still standing there, Sergio snapped out of his thoughts and blushed slightly in embarrassment at having been lost in his thoughts.

“A-apologies. I am Sergio,” he managed to mutter.

“A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Sergio. How do you feel? Tired? Dizzy? Are you in pain?”

“N-no. Not particularly,” Sergio said numbly.

Signore Leonardo nodded. “That is good. You were bleeding so much I feared the worst! But not to worry, you should be fine now with some rest.” He smiled reassuringly and Sergio smiled back weakly. “Ah! I should bring you something to eat! It should help your recovery. I will be back momentarily.”

With a pat on his hand, Signore Leonardo was out of the room once more, leaving Sergio to stare after him, coming to grips with this feeling of gratitude warring with a longing heartache unfurling in the pit of his stomach.

Warm. That was the impression Signore Leonardo immediately gave off. He was so warm in the way that an Assassin’s life never really was. It felt like…

Sergio squeezed his hands together.

No. He shouldn’t allow himself to think about it otherwise he would never want to leave for his yearning but at least now he understood why Signore Leonardo was so important to the Maestro and, he rapidly grew to realize, why he was beginning to become important to himself as well.


When he returned to the Assassin headquarters good as new a few days later, Alberto, along with Beatrice, had both immediately accosted him as he walked in, asking after his whereabouts for the past several days and what had happened.

“I got injured,” Sergio reluctantly told them with a grimace.

“So you hid out while you healed?” Alberto’s eyes swept over him. “You don’t look very hurt.”

, thanks to Signore Leonardo.”

Both assassins gawked at him. “You met Signore Leonardo?” Beatrice whispered.

“Didn’t Maestro warn us not to bring danger to him?” Alberto asked, frowning.

“I didn’t do it on purpose!” Sergio exclaimed defensively. “I accidentally fell off his roof and he must have heard me. He took me in and nursed me back to health.”

Beatrice and Alberto shared a look before the former spoke up. “So… What was Signore Leonardo like?”

“He was… warm… And he’s very good at mending hurts, perhaps even better than the dottores around here,” Sergio tacked on hastily so as not to seem like he had been babied and enjoyed it.

Their faces seemed to brighten.

“Better than the dottores?” Alberto asked eagerly.

. No leeches, no foul-smelling medicine of questionable make and purpose, no—”

“Who’s better than the dottores?

All three turned to look at a pair of fellow assassins who had just entered the room they were conversing in.

“Ah well, Sergio here had the privilege of being looked after by Signore Leonardo,” Beatrice explained, grinning.

Twin expressions of instant curiosity met her statement. “Really? What is he like?”

Sergio was beginning to see where this was going and he sorely wished that he kept his mouth shut.

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-01 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
A courting battle between Gérald and Connor for Aveline.
Aveline totally knows what's going on but hey free stuff, why chose so soon?

(Anonymous) 2013-01-10 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Omfg somebody fill this please

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Drugged Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-01-01 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even know why. But suddenly, I have this burning desire for Connor being drugged and someone having their way with him.

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Unnn second this! Especially if it's the Templars

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Ziio becomes the Assassin

(Anonymous) 2013-01-01 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ziio is naturally kickass, so Anon thought...what if it was Connor who died in that fire (or maybe Charles did kill him that day out in the woods) and Ziio became the Assassin?

Yes, yes, Connor gets his Eagle Vision abilities from Haytham, but it always struck me as interesting that Connor's Mohawk clan had such close ties to Juno. It seems very likely that other members in the tribe might also be descended from TWCB one way or another.

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She'd do the missions differently. TO THE LEFT, ZIIO, TO THE *shoved off horse*

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Connor the Spirit

(Anonymous) 2013-01-02 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Don't judge me too harshly but I was watching my childhood past-time, the disney movie Spirit, and it came to this part of the movie: ( and i just thought Connor would fit the horse perfectly. Let's put the plot: The group of stallions are the tribe that run wild in green fields and are peaceful with their freedom (connor being the leader or alpha or however wild horses name the leader). until they're disturbed by the humans aka Templars and capture Connor and other horses. Then cue this scene trying to break him but Connor is too much of a wild spirit to permit such a thing.

Whichever writer!anon that wishes to adopt this helpless prompt can arrange the characters however they see fit. But if they do not mind that I help: let's have Ziio be the mother and live, the beautiful spotted horse with the feather in her hair be Kanen (I full hardy ship them but is up to the writer) have the native be an assassin (maybe young Achilles?)

please, my intention is not to offend anybody with this prompt; if any anons were offended with this prompt my deepest apologies...

also no animals were harmed in the prompting of this prompt.

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Princess Aveline and Connor the Frog

(Anonymous) 2013-01-02 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
This has go to be done!

Romeo and Juliet

(Anonymous) 2013-01-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Given how much the Assassins and the Templars are a lot like the Capulets and Montagues...

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-02 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Does OP have a specific game universe in mind, and is OP looking for het or slash (or both idk)? And which is meant to be which? Juliet!Templar and Romeo!Assassin or Romeo!Templar and Juliet!Assassin?

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Connor's 'Gentleman Friend'

(Anonymous) 2013-01-02 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Anon was watching the Dr Who XMas special and utterly cracked up when the Doctor described himself as to-be-companion's 'Gentleman Friend' to her employer who has a crush on her and his reaction was wonderful. And, since it's the Doctor, it's innocent in that not-innocent, but also really quite innocent way of his.

Would love to see someone describe themselves as Connor's 'Gentlemen Friend' rather innocently. Especially to Haytham. Say...Haytham and Connor are working together but one of Connor's recruits comes by with info for Connor and since Haytham just interrupted their little secret meeting, the recruit blunders around for a good explanation before coming up with "I'm Connor's gentlemen friend and we were just about to discuss some matters in his quarters. Now do you mind?"

I Made America

(Anonymous) 2013-01-02 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I discovered this yesterday: and it is hilarious. So I thought, what's the only thing that could make it better? Fusing it with Assassin's Creed, of course.

So, for some reason, Abstergo goes back through time and kidnaps some of the most important Founding Fathers, bringing them forward to 2012. They eventually manage to escape their captors somehow, but once they're out in the modern world, it proves to be a bit too much for them and they end up bumbling around like idiots trying to avoid the Templars and find a way back home. (This isn't made any easier by the fact that most of them hate each other.)

Of course, back in the 1770s, things aren't going so well with the absence of all these important people, so it's up to Connor to find out what happened and rescue them.

ConWash (and/or ConHayth, if it could somehow be worked in) is love, but not necessary.

Bonus points if Lafayette and Sam Adams are pissed that some malevolent future entity dared mess with their bros and team up with Connor.

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I LOVE you, boo, and seconded. <333

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Connor/Aveline - in which Aveline is mtf and Connor is supportive

(Anonymous) 2013-01-02 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It would make my day to have some Connor/mtf!Aveline-- maybe not something overly sexual but like... Aveline being super comfortable with mutual flirting but then things get more intimate and she's worried about how he'll feel about this. But then Connor is good about it and she wonders why she ever worried and they smooch and cuddle (and maybe do it then.)

bonus points if Connor doesn't react in a "it doesn't bother me" way but in a "i understand you and love you through and through."

(i hope this doesn't seem oddly specific or anything, ahhh, just my heart yearns for happy trans* fic and there's not nearly enough)

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especially fluffiness omfg

You Are A Templar

(Anonymous) 2013-01-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Would love to read about Templar!Connor in an AU-ish setting where Reginald Birch's spies had been watching Haytham's interactions with Ziio and had Connor taken away after the attack on his village and brought to London (Connor never meets Lee). From there Connor is trained as a Templar Assassin and embraces his role in the Order, but has to leave when one of the precursor artifacts activates and informs him he must return to America and seek out Sanctuary and protect it from those who would use it's power for destruction (the revived Assassins or maybe Washington and the Sons of Liberty?).

Connor gets along well with the Colonial Templars despite the fact that he's a teenager.

Headcanon Relationships (can be General or pairing relationships):

Haytham - Teacher / student relationship. Though he immediately suspects there's more to Connor than him being a trained killer and Birch's youngest pupil. He doubts Birch had merely sent Connor there to continue his education under Haytham's wing and wonders what his true purpose is and why Birch even has a half-native pupil and given him the Kenway name.

Charles - Imagine Charles is a little put off at first when he realizes he has to 'baby sit' but is overcome with deja vu when he actually meets Connor at the Harbor and is reminded of his first meeting with Haytham all those years ago. The others are probably shocked/amused that Charles has taken such a liking to the boy and behaves like his old self when they're together.

William - Is the only one who Connor can speak Mohawk with and mostly Connor turns to him to learn more about the culture and village he was forced to leave when he was little.

John - Respects Connor whom he has learned has had war lessons with his peer Matthew Davenport (British Templar Multiplayer character), and Connor accompanies him in battles

Hickey - is still Hickey and tries to get under Connor's skin

Benjamin - Not sure how they interact... in Forsaken I think he was the inside man within the Sons of Liberty, Connor might press him for information about them.

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-03 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham meets Aveline in a upper class party. They hit it off right away and do the nasty in one of the many guest room of the house. Then they part ways, both satisfied.
Or not, cus in one mission they needed to team up, Connor informed Haytham they will need the help of a brother assassin, Aveline shows up and everything is awkward.
Bonus for Aveline trying to hide the event from Connor and Haytham being a smug sassy son of a bitch.

PS: It can have tons of Connor/Aveline UST. Maybe thats the reason she slept with Haytham, cus she can barely handle all the dancing she and Connor do.

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i completely second this prompt. We need more Aveline love here!

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i dont care what it is i just need connor and aveline
there is a severe lack in porn of them

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yesss for real tho

Connor mourning Achilles and/or Haytham

(Anonymous) 2013-01-04 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Anon was just watching the "Over You" song on Youtube:

Since it was originally written by Blake for his brother when his brother passed away, it seemed very perfect for Connor mourning the death of Achilles (or Haytham).

Haytham/Charles, Annabel Lee poem

(Anonymous) 2013-01-04 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Since Charles strikes Anon as obsessive over Haytham...let's have him re-enact Edgar Allan Poe's Annabel Lee poem ( The poem is basically about this beautiful girl who dies and this guy who loves her to the point where he's claiming that even the angels are jealous of their love and thus have taken her away from him. In the last stanza, he lies by her side in her tomb, and there's a heavy suggestion of necrophilia.

Methinks it fits Charles perfectly, no?

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i havent played AC3 but this anon seconds with all his heart i mean wowzers. annabel lee is the first poem i ever read.

2 Haythams

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Anon is interested in seeing Haytham somehow splitting into two: one Templar Grandmaster! Haytham with his ideals and beliefs, the other father! Haytham.

They fight over the correct course of action in regards to Connor and can't agree on ANYTHING.

At first, they're happy being split into two, but the split has made both unstable, and they need to be recombined into one. Worse, for some reason, only Connor can recombine them, which is sure to bring back Haytham the way he was before.


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This needs to happen!

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HaythamConnor - Liaisons

(Anonymous) 2013-01-04 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham admits he's become bored and complacent in his years as the Grand Master without any serious threats to the Order... until a Master Assassin appears to unravel his plans and kills off his agents. Rather than angry and/or annoyed, he's curious and becomes slightly obsessed with the new challenger. Picture lots of steamy encounters that start with fights and bickering, but end with Haytham walking away all smug and Connor is a flustered emotional mess because he never gets the chance to tell Haytham that he is his son... though when Haytham finds out, he doesn't really mind.

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In Which Connor Is Sick, And Haytham Makes A Poor Nursemaid

(Anonymous) 2013-01-04 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Haytham is startled to find that Connor is surprisingly susceptible to illness. Though maybe it shouldn't be so surprising; after all, he was born and raised in a distant native village, and then later grew up on an isolated homestead populated by very few people. When he starts to travel to major cities, he easily picks up whatever illness that the colonists are passing around.

Connor is used to it, and usually just crawls to the nearest inn and hides out until he's well. When this happens while they're working together, Haytham has an attack of conscience and, much to Connor's displeasure, decides that he can't let Connor weather it alone.

Then he realizes how boring nursing a sick person is. Shenanigans ensue.

Bonus Points:
- Connor is too tired to retort to any of Haytham's snark. Haytham takes advantage of Connor's weakness by annoying and pestering him to his heart's content, with Connor unable to deliver any retribution.
- Haytham attempts to hold conversations with a fever-addled Connor.
- Haytham tells Connor bedtime stories. Connor is not amused.
- Haytham returns one evening drunk, forcing Connor to roll out of bed and attend to him.
- Connor takes a turn, and Haytham finally becomes worried and *GASP* ACTS NICE.

I DON'T KNOW ANONS. I just want a silly h/c. Indulge me, please.

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This is BRILLIANT, OP! I hope someone fills soon! ^o^

Altair/Malik A/B/O verse

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Alpha Altair is finding it strangely hard to fuck Omega Malik

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You're dating who!!!?

(Anonymous) 2013-01-05 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
An AU where Connor has had a crush on his fellow Co worker Aveline for a year now. After some major convincing from his cousins (ezio and Desmond) he finally musters up enough courage to ask her out, only to find she is already seeing someone else. Connor mopes around for a few weeks until a handsome older gentleman by the name of George enters his store. Cue some one-sided flirting and a shy stuttering Connor. He gets asked out on a date to a fancy restaurant in which Connor accepts. While on the date Connor sees two familiar faces sitting in the table right across from his. Its his father and Aveline! Connor tries to leave the restaurant in a hurry only to be seen by his father. Haytham and Washington HATE each other. Despite the akward end to the date Connor and Washington really hit it off and continue to see each other.

Anon would love to see a lot of fighting and tention between Haytham and his son. Fights about Connor's choice in men, Haytham's dating someone 20 years younger than him, Haytham never being there for Connor, and the only reason why Haytham cares who Connor's dating is because its his rival.

This anon would love to see some really bad tention and caddy remarks between thrown
Haytham and Washington too

Wants Haytham and Connor to be purely platonic

Don't care if there's Haytham/ Aveline smut, but WashCon smut is a must!

Would love this to be a multi chapter story, but can be a one shot too

Re: You're dating who!!!?

(Anonymous) 2013-01-28 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded! Anon thinks this would make for a pretty funny story! Anon needs moar WashCon! :)

midsummer's night dream/AC III crossover

(Anonymous) 2013-01-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
'cause when Anon thinks of magic-derived love running amok amongst the Colonial Templars and Connor's Brotherhood, it just cracks Anon up.

bonus: Lee professes love to Connor and chases him about while Haytham suddenly can't stop thinking of Hickey who's got the hots for Lee.

Re: midsummer's night dream/AC III crossover

(Anonymous) 2013-08-13 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
OP, you are awesome!
I second this so hard!

I did not read the play - shame on me - but I adore the way you put it - and the idea of Lee chasing after a very scared Connor, Haytham absolutely oblivious and totally pining for Hickey...

If no one claims it in the meantime, I might try it, but it'll take a while because RL is currently chewing on me like a bulldog.

Blood Lust

(Anonymous) 2013-01-05 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Where Connor has either been bitten and turned into a vampire or born a dhamphir who fights an insatiable craving for human blood. He manages to resist by drinking animal blood, but finds himself seducing his enemies into bed and leaving them mutilated corpses afterwards. The Templars begin to suspect that the Assassin is a powerful creature who can bring them immortality and thus begin to hunt him (or they can be pure breed Vampires themselves and seek out this new breed for their collection).

Any pairing welcome... Connor probably can seduce anyone and tamper with their memories later. Picture Achilles, Sam, and Washington knows of what Connor is and help him overcome his hunger pains.

If the Templars are vampires, would loved to see them ganging up on Connor and biting him multiple times in different places on his body (but Haytham probably demands his throat).

OP FILLS - Connor/Hickey Drabble

(Anonymous) 2013-01-07 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
...Listening to the Queen of the Damned Soundtrack inspired me to fill my own post. Damn horny vampires...

When the Assassin appears before him in the dead of night, Thomas Hickey hides his anxiety well and takes a long swig of liquid courage from the half empty bottle of whiskey. There's really nothing to be afraid of. The Assassin is one of those savages but barely more than a boy. Just another traumatized brat with a knife to cut down anyone and everyone that stood against his fairy-tail views of the world.

He leans back in his seat and belches loudly before smirking at the motionless killer. He's not scared. Not at all, what with the pistol clutched firmly in his hand.

"You gonna stand there all night, sweet'eart?" Hickey sneers in challenge.

The hooded phantom tilts his head as if considering. In a blink of an eye, he's standing right in front of Hickey, startling the older man badly. Before he could raise his pistol and blow the Assassin's brains out; a bone-breaking grip locks around his wrists and with one shake, both the bottle and weapon clatter noisily to the floor. He clumsily struggles to free himself, but the Templar is effectively pinned when the Assassin straddles his lap.

Hissing in disgust, Hickey's ready to buck the boy off until he looks up. The Templar's face becomes ashen, his mouth falls open to let out a startled whimper as smoldering gold orbs gazed upon him with rapt hunger. Those inhuman eyes - that looked like they belonged to a blood thirsty wolf - were no where near as frightening as the sharp canines when the boy pulled his lips back into a snarl.

Hickey wanted to scream or pray to a God he long since abandoned. However, no sound escaped his lips and he remained mute even as the Assassin leaned forward in his lap until their faces are centimeters apart. He takes a deep, shaky, breath hoping to work up some courage; but is startled as soft lips - softer than a woman - brush against his jaw.

"Wo...Wot?" he manages to gasp out before those lips cover his own, and silences him.

This one-sided kiss deepens, and a hungry tongue pushes past his lips, to mingle with his dormant one. Thomas debates whether or not he should try biting down regardless of the consequences until the Assassin's eyes narrow in warning. He freezes. Although the mouth upon his own is warm, the frigid amber gaze pierces deep, chilling him to the bone.

Despite his fear, Hickey found himself clumsily responding and moaning into the kiss. He had no idea why he was behaving this way. Perhaps it was the alcohol in his blood or the fact that the Assassin was grinding their bodies intimately together. His face is flushed. Sweat dews upon his forehead. Thomas' hands, now free, move on their own accord to take hold of the other male's hips. He's so hard... harder than he's ever been in his life.

His body jerks as the Assassin reaches between their bodies to rub against the bulge straining against his breeches. Hickey shudders in pleasure, barely noting the sharp teeth grazing his neck. The pressure is too much and he cries out in ecstasy as he comes, even when his throat is savagely ripped into. Blood and semen stain the Templar's clothes; but Thomas Hickey could care less in his final moments. He smiles blissfully as the Assassin climbs off, before death encroaches upon him.


Connor sets down the piece of chalk after drawing an X over the portrait of Hickey, and licked his lips in satisfaction. Even though his latest victim was a disgusting bastard, his blood was just as sweet as his fellow Templar brothers; but even more so when aroused (a very pleasant discovery, Connor will have to thank Washington again the next time they meet). He takes a step back and gazes hungrily upon the unmarked pictures on the wall. Three down... and four more to go.

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Young Ezio and Federico get a beating from Giovanni. No smut!

(Anonymous) 2013-01-05 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
No smut pls. I have a nonsexual kink for beatings, if that makes any sense at all? D:

Ezio and Federico are like around 11-13 or something, and have done something very very bad, maybe a prank gone wrong? Anyway, Giovanni (or even badass one-eyed Uncle Mario if you want) is PISSED, and decides it's time to take a strap to both of his smart-ass sons. Not injuring them but enough to scare the shit out of them and make them very sorry for themselves for a few days. Of course they take what's coming to them and Giovanni is secretly proud of them for taking it like men... I will love you forever if there are FederEzio comforts afterwards

Re: Young Ezio and Federico get a beating from Giovanni. No smut!

(Anonymous) 2013-01-07 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
So, just to be clear, is Frederico/Ezio a go?

FILL: Little Troublemakers 1/1

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NOT OP but....

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-05 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Snark followed by sex followed by snarky cuddles. I don't care when, where, how, or why, just Rebecca tossing Shaun down and having her way with him. Consensual, of course.

Bonus points if someone walks in on them
Extra bonus points if Rebecca still has her headphones on
Deluxe points if they've been in a relationship for a while - Lucy isn't startled, but Desmond is entirely confused because his knowledge of romance doesn't include casually hurling insults at each other.

Because there is no way that Shaun and Rebecca didn't share that generous double bed when they were alone.

Re: Shaun/Rebecca

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you just made my day. This pairing. Is brilliant. And this anon has been moping because of the lack of love for them for AGES. Somebody has to fill it!

Fill: They don't give a fuck about romance 1/2

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Charles/Haytham, Connor watching

(Anonymous) 2013-01-06 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Connor sneaks up in Haytham's residence looking for information on the Templar's plans for the future. What he does not expect to find is Charles Lee fucking his father like there'll be no tomorrow - and Haytham clearly enjoying it and urging Charles on. Bonus points if them cuddling tenderly afterwards.

Minifill: Charles/Haytham, Connor watching

(Anonymous) 2013-01-08 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Templars could surely use their resources more efficiently. The manor Connor is actually infiltrating is uselessly huge. He’s been there for hours it seems, and yet hasn’t found anything worth it. He goes from room to room, looking for a study or a library, but can’t shake the feeling that he is wasting his time.

He hears a noise. There’s no reason for it. Haytham has been spotted in New York yesterday by Jacob, who said the Templars apparently have business with the British Army over there for the following days, leaving this particular stronghold empty. Connor should be free to explore without risks. Maybe it is one of the cats his father feeds when he thinks no one is watching. Some must follow him home from time to time.

He continues his explorations. There has to be useful information somewhere.

He hears it again. He ignores it, secure in his knowledge that he’s alone.

It won’t stop. He decides he must find the source of said noise. Ignoring further would be imprudent. Who knows what it could be.

He follows the sounds. As he approaches, he hears more clearly. Those are moans, probably the complaints of someone in pain, having been tortured by his father and left here, unattended, to suffer while he won’t be disturbing anyone. Such a man must be an enemy of the Templars. Connor must find this man and free him, or end his suffering if all hope is lost. His decision made, he approaches faster.

The rooms he reaches are obviously bedrooms. Connor would have thought that prisoners would be kept somewhere else, such as the basement, but he doesn’t claim to understand the minds of men as twisted as Charles Lee.

He refuses to entertain any reasons for why a prisoner would be detained near a bed.

Finally, he finds the provenance of the moans. The man must be in horrible pain for him to be this loud, even when alone. Connor must help him. The door is open. He supposes that for a jailer, a captive has no need for privacy. He’s about to go through the doorway when he catches his first glimpse of the inhabitant of the room, or, as it happens, the inhabitants. His first thought is this: Jacob’s training is deficient. He should be able to identify someone as distinctive as my father without fail, and yet he obviously failed, as he’s here right now. With Charles Lee.

His thoughts are interrupted by the voice he heard, that he now knows as his father’s, distorted until it can barely be recognised by what must be pleasure. His father obviously enjoys what his happening to him, even if Connor can’t see his face from where he is. He has no idea how could one want to be this close to Charles Lee, but it’s not like he expects Haytham to make reasonable life choices; he left the Assassins for the Templars, after all.

Haytham is on the bed, using the last of his strength to hold himself on his hands and knees. Charles Lee is pushing inside of him repeatedly, as hard as he can. Neither of them can see Connor; he can see their back, but not their faces. He does not need to anyway, not with the moans currently turning into screams, letting him know just how much his father enjoys being mounted by his mortal enemy. He sees Charles reaching under his father, presumably to wrap his hand around Haytham’s penis. He must have gotten it right, because his father shouts and collapse barely a few minutes later. Charles falls alongside Haytham, continuing to take him until he too reaches completion.

Connor knows some men feel the need to be close to others this way, even if such desires are alien to him. What he can understand, and what terrifies and disgusts him a lot more, is the way Haytham rolls on his back to plaster himself against Lee, who is tenderly pushing Haytham’s sweat-soaked locks out of his face. They exchange words too softly for Connor to hear, but he does not have to understand them; Haytham’s tender expression says all that needs to be said. They are kissing now, slowly and lingering, and Connor can’t watch this anymore. He feels like an intruder in a way that he did not when he was searching the manor for information. This is private, and he should not be here to witness it.

As he leaves the manor, he’s still not sure if he found out something worth his time. He only hopes that knowing his enemies are as human as he is won’t handicap him in the incoming fights.

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