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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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Join or Die

✩ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✩ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✩ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✩ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 4
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In The Dark Of The Night

(Anonymous) 2013-01-13 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
okay, so i was listening to this:

And i couldn't help but think of Charles Lee having a monologue or something like that after finding out about Haytham's death, to me he just didn't seem angry enough about it. So i kind of want a story where he's just overcome by rage at what's happened maybe flips a table or destroys a room or something.

On a side note:

♪ ♫ My rage made each of them pay, but one little boy got away, Connor Kenway beware Charles Lee is away! In the Dark of the night Templars will find him! In the dark of the night, just before dawn! Revenge will be sweet with the Assassins defeat! In the dark of the night, He'll be Gone! ♫ ♪

anyway so yeah, if someone would fill this i;d love them forever ^-^

AC I & III Collide

(Anonymous) 2013-01-13 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Came across this ( and started to get these eerie, disgusting tingles of excitement in my tummy and had to admit "OK! OK! FINE! I guess they look cute together..." So someone pair them up however and have them do whatever they want to each other. Don't care who tops.

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AH F! Wrong LINK! This one right here (

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French Revolution Lafayette/Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
(omg this is gonna be such a long/detailed request omg im so sorry)
So there's that one scene where Lafayette says he wants to bring connor to paris one day, so I'd like to see a fic where he does bring him, but right as the French Revolution is about to unfold! In 1788 Lafayette returns to france w/ Connor in tow (you figure that out lol did they keep in touch? did lafayette randomly show up at the homestead? Are they already together?) And then Connor is present for the events leading up to the Revolution (The Assembly of Notables, Estates General, Tennis Court Oath, National Assembly, Bastille, etc)

idk I just want a really historically accurate fic

In terms of how the brotherhood fits into all this, you can decide which side of the revolution the brotherhood is on (Lafayette wasn't a radical & ends up getting imprisoned so it would make sense for Connor to not be one either, but I'm down with Robespierre as an assassin lol)

So yeah general plot is up to the anon, but this is a potentially very long fill haha so i wouldnt be surprised if no one fills it T^T

Pairings wise if it should start as Connor/Lafayette but it can turn into anything omg im serious like apple shenanigans or Connor bringing a recruit to help him in France or Connor/a revolutionary whatever works!!

Re: French Revolution Lafayette/Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
This anon will try to fill this! I have one question however. In the game, is it just me or is it hinted Lafayette is an Assassin? He goes out of his way to help Connor hunt down Lee, more so than the other revolutionaries, and Connor lets him in to the armory/planning basement thing in Davenport.
Just considering how I might incorporate that.

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l'aigle et le révolutionnaire 5b/?

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Both Crosses! [protocreed]

(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Robert Cross/Daniel Cross the one protocreed pairing no one ever sees~
can be au/apple stuff/blackwatch working with abstergo/whatever but yeah some smut would be nice ;) idc who tops either

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. YES. SO MUCH YES. Who ever fills this shall have my babies.
OP let me love you for thinking of this before me.

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Shaun/Desmond, I'm still here

(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So to distract this anon (only anon in the world who likes Desmond) from the ending, let's say this...

Against even the predictions of the godesses, Desmond was not entirely drained of his life energy, but wakes up again, possibly some weeks later, and makes his way out of the temple.

He goes in search of his fellow assassins and eventually finds his boyfriend Shaun. They have very desperate, very hot you're-still-alive-and-the-world-hasn't-ended sex. Shaun on top preferred, but whatever works.

Bonus if Desmond is physically somehow changed, like he has completely golden eyes or glowing first civ tattoos or something.

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes! This is the loveliest prompt. I hope someone fills soon~

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Charles x Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
After the Tea Party incident, the Assassin has always been on Charles' mind and he's actually aroused by the idea that the highly skilled killer is targeting him in particular. He's plagued by dreams of putting the boy in his place more than taking over Washington's position. He gets his chance when the Assassin is arrested. Instead of Bridewell prison, Connor awakes up in a much more disturbing place... chained to Charles' bed.

Would love if the fill included:
- Noncon or dubcon... or both, Charles gets Connor to submit after having his way with him several times

- Imagine Charles putting a cock ring on Connor to prevent him from cumming as he takes his time preparing and finger-fucking him. Removes it later when Charles is about to cum himself and Connor begs for release.

- A few rounds later, Hickey barges in and wants a turn but Charles is crazy possessive and snaps at him

Re: Charles x Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god you have no idea how much I love the idea of this prompt, someone please fill it? ;3;

Hnnnnng those bonuses <3

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Crossover: ACIII meets Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow

(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it takes place at almost the same time and you even have the Hessian in the game as well (the bridge next to where you find him looks almost exactly like the one in the movie, no way that's a coincidence).

I think it might be amusing if either the characters stumbled into each others' universes or met (doesn't have to be both; Connor inverstigating the Headless Horseman instead of or alongside Crane, getting fed up with the incompetence surrounding him and going off reading clues on his own, a completely different plot, anything). Throwing Haytham into the mix would be funny as well.
Super bonus points for an idea that is totally random: Because side characters are great and I really liked him and was amused by his description in the Database, Mason being included and writing a completely over the top story about what happens would be gold. But it's just a random thought and not necessary at all!

Either Gen (canon movie pairing is fine, too), but if you want any pairing with Connor, slash only, please (I'm not picky).

Re: Crossover: ACIII meets Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow

(Anonymous) 2013-01-16 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I need this in my life, i haven't stopped thinking about this since i did the mission about the Headless horseman! As for a way to get Haythem into the story, well... whoever has the Horseman's head/skull controls him, that has Templar written all over it :P

I'd fill this my self but...
1) I don't think it would turn out very well if i did
2) I haven't watched the movie in a few years so I can only remember bits and pieces.
3) my grammar and spelling and punctuation is just awful... (or at least i think it is)
4) it would be my first time posting a story on here and yeah, nerves.... >n>

I may try to do a mini-fill, but please don't hold your breath. i make no guarantees...

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Shaun/Des: A Horror Story

(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond and Shaun obviously don't have a lot of time to be together in AC III, what with Desmond spending all his time in the Animus looking for the key, and Shaun frantically searching for the precursor "batteries." So the boys decide to take a few hours to explore the Temple and maybe have some sexytiems while they're at it...

...only Juno is watching them. And she doesn't like Shaun. She especially doesn't like Shaun distracting Desmond from finding the key. Cue Juno trapping them both in some obscure part of the Temple, cutting off their communications with Bill and Rebecca, and trying to kill off Shaun any way she can.

Bonus points if Juno triggers the Bleeding Effect during sex, so Shaun ends up screwing with Altair/Ezio/Connor in Desmond's body at some point. o.o If Writer!Anon doesn't feel like writing that though, regular Shaun/Des is just fine. (Or both...ehehehehehe)

Re: Shaun/Des: A Horror Story

(Anonymous) 2013-01-14 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I always wondered whether LOLing at Juno in e-mails was such a great idea... seconded.

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Spoilers for Kidd side missions!! X-over

(Anonymous) 2013-01-15 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Okay so if anyone's found the Secret of Oak Island(ooooooh~~ spooky) the Shard has the ability to repel metal through electromagnetic fields. I can only think of one person who utilizes electromagnetic fields as well.
So the anon's request is a crossover/fusion with X-Men bathe X gene crops up more commonly in the middle of the Revolution? The Brotherhood joins the Brotherhood( or the X-men)? Time travel? The world is your oyster.

HayCon pic prompts

(Anonymous) 2013-01-15 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
I've been drooling over this picture for awhile now and had a few prompts in my head if any wonderful anons feel like filling:

- Between Sequence 9 and 10, Haytham catches Connor changing out of his Captain uniform and into his Assassin robes. At this point, Haytham has been teasing Connor throughout their truce and decides they should fuck before parting ways (and to ensure Connor comes to him for more in New York)

- Connor and some of his assassin recruits are captured by the Templars, and Haytham agrees to let them go if Connor will submit to him for one night. Connor tries not to enjoy it and freaking out that the recruit will hear them from the next room.

- Instead of being sent to prison, Connor is sent to the Templar Headquarters instead and Haytham decides to 'interrogate' the Assassin himself

Other anons are welcomed to add to the prompt list here

Working link

(Anonymous) 2013-01-15 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Passer-by anon has a working link:

(last page is the picture OP is talking about)

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Altair/Fem Malik

(Anonymous) 2013-01-15 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen a few of female Altair but rarely any on female Malik. Personally I think Malik would be a great woman, as he has got the sass down already.
I would like the plot to be something like:

The Brotherhood do not allow women to be assassins, so Malika doesn't become one, but trains secretly with her brother Kadar. When she hears of her brothers death because of Altair's arrogance and angered that he was properly punished for Kadar's death, she leaves Masyaf to get revenge on the Templars.
During one of Altair's assassinations, he sees a entrancing dancer, who leaves with his target. When he finds his target he is already dead.
This happens again, and notices that the dancer is always thier so he realizes that she has been killing his targets.
Altair confronts the woman only to have her attack him claiming that he killed her brother but Altair still doesn't recognize who this woman is but is infatuated with her.
When Altair finally clicks on to the woman being Malika, he then trys to make it up to her like he did in the game.

Anything else is up to author

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-15 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Author!Anon here: So does Altair know Malika? Did he know Kadar has a sister?

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Assassins of Serenity

(Anonymous) 2013-01-15 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I really haven't seen any Firefly/AC x-overs around...
I mean, Alliance=Templars, clearly.

OP clarifies

(Anonymous) 2013-01-16 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
The assassins of Serenity could be the characters from
AC, preferably from Renaissance-era. Or the characters from Firefly. Or both.


(Anonymous) 2013-01-15 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Simply because I think it would be hot. Perhaps Aveline seduces Haytham for information? Up to whoever is kind enough to fill this!

Would also strongly prefer if it wasn't non-con also.

Haytham+Malik, Out-sassing each other

(Anonymous) 2013-01-15 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd love to see Haytham and Malik snarking at each other. I would prefer apple-or-any-other-artifact induced time travel shenanigans, but complete AU works as well. Their sass would work so beautifully together.

If you choose to include any pairings, I'm a sucker for Altair/Malik, but really, gen or any slashy pairing works as well.

Connor speaking squirrel

(Anonymous) 2013-01-16 02:37 am (UTC)(link)

Anon would love to see Connor speaking squirrel, preferably when with Haytham, while searching for Benjamin Church. >u>

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-16 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
So. Anon has noticed that there's not a lot of truly kinky stuff in this meme, aside from bondage, incest, and rape.

Therefore, anon would like to see some pants wetting. I'd really prefer everyone involved to be getting off on it, even if it's initially an accident. And I'd really rather there was no humiliation involved.

The two ideas I had were Des/Shaun, Shaun is guiding Desmond through a field mission while the girls are conveniently not around, and he has to stay on the line with Desmond so he can't use the bathroom. He ends up pissing himself, and Desmond hears it and ducks into a secluded corner to masturbate.

The other is kind of extra kinky, 14-15 year old Connor peeing himself in Haytham's lap. Bonus points if Connor freaks out and Haytham comforts him and shows him it's okay.

TL;DR: Consensual pantswetting where everyone is enjoying it and no one is humiliated.

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Yes please to the second prompt mmmm

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Arse man meets size queen

(Anonymous) 2013-01-16 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
I mean come on, with all the running, jumping and climbing the Assassin's do they must have buns of steel. I would prefer it if it was a Templar that was the arse man, don't really care which pairing just really want to see this.

Bonus points:
- Assassin has an oral vixation and really likes to give head.
- Templar starts off as the aggressor but after Assassin see what his got in his pants that flips.
-Templar doesn't mind Assassin going after his junk, it just means he can get his hands on that arse easier.


(Anonymous) 2013-01-16 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon just got into shipping these two.
So I of course want something dirty and smuty and just something that will make people blush.
I feel as It I'm asking for too much or too little but I just can't seem to put down exactly what I want.
fail post is fail

Re: Charles/Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-01-16 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I have an unhealthy obsession for this pairing now

Connor is captured by the Templar's...

(Anonymous) 2013-01-16 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I know right? Who saw this prompt coming...

Connor, the manly-man assassin has been captured by the Templars during an unfortunate mission gone wrong. Anyway, he's taken away to... a templar headquarters situated in the middle of nowhere and chucked into a cage... just for show...

Now detailing the condition of his imprisonment space, it's basically a room with the bare essentials bed, loo, table, chairs etc. but it's confined by metal bars, and it's very... VERY open, so if someone just happened to stroll by and witness Connor getting molested by somebody *hint hint nudge nudge* nothing would be hidden to prying eyes. There would also be comfy seats placed around the viewing area, for if there were an audience.

Bonus points:

-If Connor remains his determined, stubborn self at the start, not some weak individual, but eventually caves in after many episodes of humiliation.
-If Haytham and Co. arrives at the scene, possibly joining in as well, don't mind Haytham himself, or Lee and Hickey, maybe all three?
-This is a kink meme, so forced blow jobs and perhaps rimming is the idea, and other degrading stuff, as if Connor hasn't gone through enough...
-Purely optional: one of Connor's recruits are captured too (sloppy much? Probably haven't been training enough.) Preferably Clipper or Deborah/Dobby, and he's forced into having sex with them, whether they enjoy it or it's just really awkward and angst-filled is up to you.

I know this seems like a 'tall order', it's my first post, but if someone was willing and had the time, they could perhaps fill this? Anon would be super grateful! C:

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It Fell From The Stars

(Anonymous) 2013-01-16 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It's almost dark out when Norris decides to stop mining that day. While storing the gunpowder, a streak of fire lights up the sky... And crashes into the woods nearby his house! Curious and worried, the miner investigates alone-- it's too late in the evening to bother Connor, he could handle this.
When he finds a strange, round, pink creature injured at the crash site, Norris decides that, in hindsight, maybe he should've gone to Connor first.

tl;dr: Norris discovers Kirby after he crashed into the Homestead, and now has to keep him a secret from Connor and the others.
I'd love if it were a mix of funny and serious; not entirely crack.

Bonus: The innkeepers discover Norris' plight and try to help, with varying success.

Super Bonus: Kirby's curiosity causes him to explore the Davenport Homestead on his own. Cue Norris having a panic attack trying to find him.

Ultra Bonus: The lumberjacks get into an argument over 'what the hell was that pink thing, and why did it try to eat our tools,' while said pink thing watches.

Epic Bonus: While exploring, Kirby sneaks onto the Aquila, and causes pandemonium among the crew.

Haytham needs a hug

(Anonymous) 2013-01-16 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I've just finished reading Forsaken and desperately need for someone to give Haytham a hug.

Maybe Haytham returns from the whole mess of rescuing Jenny overseas and Charles Lee, visiting on business, notices Haytham isn't quite himself and pushes to find out why??

Perhaps Connor reads Haytham's journal early on and confronts him about how awful the Templars really are?

Or does Ziio get word of something happening with Haytham a year or two after they split, and decides she has to see him to help?


I don't really care about the time period, I'd just really like to see Haytham breaking down over one of the many terrible things he's gone through, and someone being there for him for once.

Re: Haytham needs a hug

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Need this badly as well, reading Forsaken was quite depressing at times and Haytham deserves some love.

Connor does not take kindly to abuse

(Anonymous) 2013-01-17 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
So about week ago, anon was browsing on youtube and one link lead to another and anon was watching heartbreaking stories of animals, mostly dogs, that suffered the worse kind of abuse possible, from being buried alive to stuffed into a kennel all their life, and their beautiful happy endings. And anon just thought "WHY?" what did the animals do to deserve this?!

So I we all know AC3 was made better by making Connor & Haytham interact with animals and we all think it's cute. I want to request Connor witnessing and confronting people, be it drunks or lunatics or the worst people possible (Templars) and putting a stop to it. By killing or beating up the abuser and trying to console the abused animal right after. Connor does strive for peace and freedom and helps the needy, why not help out the little guys?

For example, that homestead mission where that little girl is stand around New York(?) pleading for help to save her mom? When anon spotted the scene of the bastard of a husband beating the mother, anon wasted no time in sprinting and kicking his ass. I mean like that type of justice. I don't know about you guys but it felt good defending them after in the Homestead, like a big family. It touched anon's heart.

Well, anon knows this is a kinkmeme and pretty much destroyed it and this is not a kink of mine, but anon does have a heart and wishes Connor could help.

Re: Connor does not take kindly to abuse

(Anonymous) 2013-01-19 12:59 am (UTC)(link)

Altair/Abbas, consensual hatesex

(Anonymous) 2013-01-17 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
(long post is long, please forgive me. TT)

This Anon was recently reading Altair's entry on the AC wiki (can be found here, for anyone interested:

Altair and Abbas used to be best friends, practically inseparable. Then Altair disobeys Al Mualim, and tells Abbas that Abbas' father killed himself in front of Altair one night, after begging forgiveness for selling out Altair's father Umar while being tortured. Abbas grows angry, unwilling to believe that his father could do such a thing, and believes Altair is lying. The next day, he attempts to kill Altair with a knife during training. Both boys are tossed into the Masyaf dungeons for a month by Al Mualim as punishment for their transgressions.

So here we have two horny teenaged boys shut up in a dungeon for a month, with very little contact from the outside world. The tension mounts. Eventually, both boys snap and start fighting each other, ending in a round of mutual angry fucking with all the works - dirty talk, biting, scratching, etc. Would prefer if Altair tops, but it's really up to WriterAnon. I'm fine either way. ^^

Bonus points if Altair is thinking about Malik the entire time/yells Malik's name upon climaxing...I'm an AltMal sucker at heart. ^^;;;;

Re: Altair/Abbas, consensual hatesex

(Anonymous) 2013-01-17 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy crap, OP. That's... that's pretty damn hot. Seconded, and if no one fills I may consider. ;)


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Domestic Haytam/Charles

(Anonymous) 2013-01-17 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd really like to see Haytam/Charles in an estabilished relationship dealing with domestic issues, like who cooks, who cleans up, how does Haytam deals with Charles obsession for pomeranians, etc.

Re: Domestic Haytam/Charles

(Anonymous) 2013-01-18 12:14 am (UTC)(link)

And I'm probably so stupid for asking this, but... where was it ever established about Charles liking pomeranians?

Re: Domestic Haytam/Charles

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Re: Domestic Haytam/Charles

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(Anonymous) 2013-01-17 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What if connor reads his father's journal before haytham's death, before everything went wrong?
It would be better if he's caught in sight by haytham, just like him being caught by his mother at the beginning of sequence 3.

Re: Haytham/Connor

(Anonymous) 2013-01-19 01:14 am (UTC)(link)