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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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✩ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✩ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✩ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✩ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Templars/Thomas Hickey, power bottom

(Anonymous) 2013-02-08 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Basically William Johnson, Charles Lee, and Haytham all going to town on Thomas. And Thomas lovong it, of course.

(And if a foursome is too daunting then I wouldn't mind them separate? Or at least William/Thomas! Please and thank you.)

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Words can not discribe how much I want this!

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Modern Day Hospital AU

(Anonymous) 2013-02-08 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I was watching reruns of Scrubs and realized I would really love to see some of our assassins working in a hospital. Maybe Connor is the new intern and Haytham is a veteran doctor showing him the ropes? Young hot shot doctor Ezio has a crush on the talented surgeon Leonardo? Maybe Malik needs to work on his bedside manner a bit more with an injured Altair? Or maybe Desmond just needs some TLC.

Slash or gen, I don't mind. I'm a fan of Ezio/Leo (could you tell) but anything is fine!

Amnesia crossover

(Anonymous) 2013-02-09 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's have some pants-wetting horror up in this joint.

Someone wakes up in a really ridiculously huge mansion/the Abstergo Industries headquarters/an actual labyrinth/big scary place of anon's choice. It is infested by monsters so horrifying they cannot even look at the things that (probably) used to be human. They cannot escape because there is a malevolent presence of some sort (snipers? a demon?) that will kill them stone dead unless they journey into the heart of the horror to... do something or other that will call the evil presence off. They solve puzzles along the way. They also have absolutely no memory of themselves from before the moment they woke up.

-Some of the monsters quite clearly used to be characters we all know and love, a la Justine's suitors. All right, maybe not love, but, you know, characters that don't deserve to be tortured and maimed until they are no longer human-looking or even capable of real speech. Which I guess means basically any major character in the series is fair game for this bonus.

-They keep finding notes or voice recordings from themselves detailing how they got into this mess int he first place.

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(Anonymous) 2013-02-10 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
This is brilliant oh my gosh. I'm a huge fan of Amnesia and might have to pick this up if no one else does, but for now totally seconded!

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(Anonymous) 2013-02-10 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, bear with me, because this is literally the crackiest thought I have ever had in my entire life. I just really want bamf!Kadar to fuck Haytham- preferably against a wall, but anywhere works.
+8 bonus points for loud and/or begging Haytham.

Re: Kadar/Haytham????

(Anonymous) 2013-02-10 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
You are not the only one thinking about this.
I want this.
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Altair/Malik TW: Interalized homophobia

(Anonymous) 2013-02-10 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
(Time for a fic where people actually have seconds thoughts about homosexual relationships, because of the time and it's morals they are living in and with.)

Malik knows for some time now that he is in love with Altair, and thinks the other assassin might feel the same. But when he confronts Altair with it (Maybe surprise kissing? I like something like that.), Altair is shocked and confused and pushes him away.
Happy end is optional, but either way I want a heartbreaking fic, where Malik is angry at Altair for avoiding him, but at the same time he loves him just so incredible much.

Bonus points if Altair does have feelings for Malik, though, but struggles with accepting them.


(Anonymous) 2013-02-11 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent request- the problem is that the whole concept of 'homosexual' was likely coined in the late 1860s by the Austro-Hungarian writer Karl Maria Kerbeny, and the english equivalent only appeared about twenty years later... "Homophobia" much later than that... So this whole concept of 'homosexuality' as we see it today in present time really did not exist in the time when Altair and Malik lived.

Really, there is a lot of "homoerotic" poetry linking back to that time period (such as poems of Rumi on his 'beloved' Shams), and there was nothing wrong with it until recently when we started viewing them through lens of "homosexual" and "hereosexual". Sexuality is a transient thing and it's been interpreted in hugely different ways by different cultures. Best example I can give is the ancient Greeks, who even had different words for love involving different people.

Gurh! Enough with the history lesson! This writer!anon will write this fill best she can for OP, mmkay? C:

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Connor, Sexy Badass

(Anonymous) 2013-02-10 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
So we've had loads of prompts on this meme where Connor is the submissive partner in sex. Let's switch things up a bit! I mean, this is Connor we're talking about, the man who can kill twenty men with his bare hands.

I want to see Connor and a male suitor (my preference is Haytham, but Washington is fine too), getting ready to have sex for the first time. They're expecting Connor to be highly inexperienced in bed, basically an awkward and shy, blushing virgin who needs to be guided through sex...

Only for Connor to get on top the moment they get into bed and assert his dominance in the sexiest way possible, by pounding his partner into the mattress. And whoever Connor's partner is LOVES IT.

Please anons? <^.^>

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Giovanni is best assassin father

(Anonymous) 2013-02-10 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Giovanni has to be my favorite character in the AC games, aside from the main protags and a few side characters, simply because he stands out. He manages the art of being an assassin and being a father without letting anyone sans his wife know what he is. Now that, ladies and gents, takes dedication.

So I need a h/c fluff fic that involves the two coming together. You know in the game, how Giovanni is hung before he can tell Ezio how to be an assassin. He gives him his cloak and his dagger, but not the lessons that undoubtedly would have come if he were alive. The wiki reports he was training Federico in the arts (secretly of course) and was fixing to get to Ezio before he died.

So! We're going to turn back the clock and prevent the hanging that gets in the way of all that fluff. Here's the situation. Ezio's Eagle Vision comes in his early teens, rather than from birth. In my mind, receiving the Eagle Vision is a very terrifying thing because of the amount of pain and suffering involve. Hallucinations, headaches, extreme sensitivity to light, full-body fever, you name it. Ezio hits his fourteenth birthday and is suddenly in a lot of pain, and Gio is away on business. Maria calls him back, citing that Ezio's "time" has come, and Gio freeruns his ass as fast as he can back home to his distraught child, who has no idea the story he's in for. Ezio's early receiving of the EV gives Gio more time to train him on how to be an assassin, which means that when Gio and his brothers are made to hang, Ezio has more than enough exp. to save them.

Basically: Ezio gets his Eagle Vision, and learns about what his family does from Gio. Ezio is trained by Gio and manages to save his father and brothers from being hung.

Also, bonus points if older brother Federico is the one who discovers Ezio's pain and subsequently panics because he wants to take care of Ezio but doesn't know how. More points if he's there for the explanation about their assassin heritage and knows more than he lets on.

Re: Giovanni is best assassin father

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You, OP, just made me wibble from this prompt alone. I absolutely love fix-it-fic, and wish I could do this justice.

Someone plz fill to make me wibble more?? *puppyeyes*

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Independent/Red coat AC3MP

(Anonymous) 2013-02-10 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Goshdarn I keep playing as the red coat and during wolf pack there's always an Independent who wins the top assist, and it's me being helped! It's hard for me to say I don't ship them. I'll be forever grateful for anything with these two kick ass ambitious ladies! Some potential scenarios might be:

- They need to share a haystack in order to both get points for killing the same target.
- Both blending while going after the same target, or one after the other and playing with their prey. (which ends up with a target lost)
- Right out usage of a different poison or even something similar to Avelines whip.

My first request on the link meme. Would love something!

Oh God, that wasn't clean straw

(Anonymous) 2013-02-10 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I was watching a play-through and saw Eizo dive into a convenient pile of straw to hide- and it occurred to me, that the way it was heaped looked a little more... used than clean, if you know what I mean.

I just want a little suffering, misery, and the sudden realization that the assassin has picked the wrong haystack.

gratuitous bathing scene would be an added bonus.

Beware the Haystacks 1/1

(Anonymous) 2013-02-10 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This.Just this. This anon would like to take a small shot at it, but promises nothing. It's been a while since I've played AC2, so the boys might come out a little OOC. :C


If Ezio had ever wished he had the ability to turn back the clock and redo something, it was right now. Waist-deep in something warm and far too disgusting to suit his tastes, the assassin raised hidden eyes to the sky and wondered if this was some sort of cruel revenge against what he'd done in the past. Maybe this was his father's way of telling him from beyond the grave he didn't condone what Ezio was doing every night with the many women of the brothel, or maybe his brother was playing a cruel trick on him. Either way, he had clearly chosen the wrong haystack.

And of all the days too. His target had been especially feisty, and when Ezio had finally tracked them down and killed them, the guards had come running by the hoards. Ezio had been desperate and hadn't looked the haystack over before he'd leapt - it was only once he was in mid-air, unable to turn back, that he'd smelled the scent of the pile he was fixing to land in. And now here he was, twitching and trying not to think about what he'd landed in.

He needed to get clean. NOW.


Leonardo's eyes were wide as he took in the still-twitching-in-disgust, covered-in-unspeakable-things assassin standing in his room, reeking of feces, piss and something Leonardo might be able to pass off as vomit if he wished hard enough. Knowing just how hot-tempered his friend was, Leonardo cautiously gestured to his person. "Um... what-?"

"Haystack." Ezio's tone was short and clipped, expressing his utter distaste in the subject at hand. Not his fault of course. "Bath?"

"Oh yes, of course! Let me just--" He nearly tripped over one of his own paintings in his haste to get the wooden tub he used for bathing. Ezio sighed as he watched his normally graceful friend stumble about. Normally he would have gone to one of the bathhouses to perform this task, but he had to wash his clothes as well, and the bathhouses were usually full of different people - some who were guards. The last thing he needed was to be caught while he was bathing. Hence, Leonardo's house.

"Ezio! The bath is drawn; go ahead and toss your clothes in a pile and I'll get them clean while you're washing up."

Ah, and there were the words he wanted to hear!

Later, once his clothes and body had been scrubbed clean of the... filth, Ezio thanked Leonardo profusely for his help. As he was heading out the window, he turned back when Leonardo called him.

"Yes my friend?"
"Try to avoid the haystacks stacked higher than most in the future. There's a reason they're like that."
"I'm aware. I was mid-air when I was hit with the realization of what lay inside. I assure you, I'll be sticking to the petal carts for quite some time."

And then the assassin was gone, leaving Leonardo with his mouth open and the words "The petal carts aren't really any better" on his tongue. Oh well. Ezio would come back soon enough.

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(Anonymous) 2013-02-11 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
so of all the colonial templars, it seems like Pitcairn is forgotten about most of the time. so what this anon would like to see is a fic involving the rest of the ac3 templars giving him the attention he doesn't usually get. don't get me wrong, I love all the others, but I just feel so bad for Pitcairn. he doesn't even get a lot of attention in the game so now I want to see a fic where he's the center of attention.

it doesn't necessarily have to be smutty, but smutty would be preferable.

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Connor/Clipper, omegaverse

(Anonymous) 2013-02-11 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
So we've seen Charles/Connor in this universe with Charles as the alpha, but what if we were to change that so Charles' sincere, soft spoken Assassin equivalent were Connor's omega. How would that play out? How did they end up getting together?

Alternatively, Haytham/Charles, with Charles as Haytham's omega

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(Anonymous) 2013-02-11 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
asdfghjkl as much as I love all these angsty fills, we could really do with something this sugary-sweet. I would especially love to see both pairings somehow. :3

I want to write this so bad! Unfortunately I have literally three or four fills on the go, so I can't.

I really hope this gets filled, anon!

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Louis Mills/Haytham; flirting, rough sex

(Anonymous) 2013-02-11 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Haytham flirts with Mills but Mills, knowing what Haytham is, only responds jokingly to keep up his disguise. Over time, Mills just finally snaps since he loathes Haytham so much and kind of approaches Haytham with hatesex in mind.

Plot twist: Haytham really enjoys being dominated.

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ooooh god, yes please!

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Haytham/Thomas Spanky-Panky

(Anonymous) 2013-02-12 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham decides to punish Thomas Hickey for whatever reason and spanks him OTK style. Afterwards Haytham fucks our resident dirty, lechorous, Irish, alcoholic in his freshly spanked ass.
Bonus Points:
If Thomas was trying to get Haytham to spank him
If the other Templars, not including Church, walk in during the spanking and get to enjoy the show.
If Thomas has to show his ass to the other Templars and let them touch him or smack him and he really, really enjoys it.

This Anon has way to much love for that awful bastard Hickey.

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Oh hell yes.


(Anonymous) 2013-02-12 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
So I was playing AC2 today and while I was out, about six to eight guards jumped Ezio in Cannaregio, right infront of a Doctor's stand. Now when I'm playing Ezio, he very rarely attacks anybody with his own weapons, as I prefer to steal theirs and maim them with it. I'm especially pleased, in hindsight, that this is the case, and that after killing all the guards but one, he had a spear for a weapon.

Ezio took the spear and attacked him, and we entered the killscreen, stabbing the guard in the stomach with it. As it was the first one to die with the weapon, not the second, Ezio kept it in hand. But! While he was pulling it free, I hear the Doctor next to us, like a cheeky lil' bastard, say "A weekly bleeding part of a healthy lifestyle!"

Imagine that! <3 I think I'm in love with this doctor.

Now... when I play Ezio he's always getting hurt. I spent a -lot- of time buying potions and getting patched up. And I love the doctors. So, can someone write me a good short Ezio/Doctor fic? Bonus points if you can work Ezio's perpetual tendancy to injure himself and that line into it!

Smutt not necessary but certainly welcome. As is multifills and any doctor, because I haven't made it there but I heard a rumor about one in one of the next games :3

(sorry if this appears twice; my internet is wonky, and totally fritz'd out when I tried to post it. I had to rewrite it and everything @_@)

Bathtub Sexy Times... Featuring: Haytham Kenway

(Anonymous) 2013-02-13 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yup, so for some reason while I was playing as Haytham while onboard 'The Providence' (at least that's what I think it was called.) A question sprung to mind, 'Haytham must have a wash in order to remain clean and smell most gentlemanly, and the trip is long, so where does he go...?'

The prompt is: Haytham goes to the wash area/bathroom (you name it.) in order to groom himself. Cue someone deciding to 'surprise' him while he's relaxing away in the bathtub, be it multiple random members of the crew, those two dudes who picked a fight with him top-side, or even Mills! Because he's friendly! Yeah.
Who shows is up to you, and I don't mind if the chosen character/s join Haytham (by his consent or not ._.) or whether they do a "favour" for him. Depends on who is picked really... *sigh* so many options and alternatives...

Re: Bathtub Sexy Times... Featuring: Haytham Kenway

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*ollies in* I was just thinking of something similar myself!

Usually, onboard a ship in that time period, they didn't have baths all that often, and it was even rarer to have a freshwater bath. Special soap was developed that worked in salt water, and the crew would use a spare sail to hang overboard as a saltwater bathing pool. The sail stopped them from drowning (as many sailors couldn't actually swim!). Supposedly this method was shark-proof, but I think it's more that the sailors couldn't see the sharks and therefore wouldn't panic, hence not attracting the sharks closer.

Anyway, I think Haytham could easily get away with his own private sail overboard or using the captain's tub.

*age of sail fan ollies out*

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New to the fandom

(Anonymous) 2013-02-13 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I literally jump on late for every fandom. My friend has given me the basic arc of Assassin's Creed I-III and I've completed I and II. If someone could fill this prompt for me and then leave a prompt they'd like to be filled at the bottom of their story. I will fill it or die trying. And yes I know it's supposed to be about aliens and crap but I'm a religious girl so throw me a bone.

I want one where Ezio and Leonardo meet after they die in paradise and finally admit their love for each other. Make it sappy and sweet. I owe you.

FILL: Our Paradise 1/?

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It is 1520 when Ezio Auditore da Firenze dies, peacefully falling asleep in the sun among the company of his family. He holds no regrets as he passes; knowing somehow that what waits for him on the other side is much better than the life he has led here. His body and mind are riddled with scars of war, scars of sacrifice, and those are the ones he has never recovered from. He lets the world’s worries slid off his shoulders, believing that what he is leaving behind is good enough to withstand any attempt the Templars may make to take over, and then he takes a deep breath – his last – and lets it go.
He does not wake up again.
In the darkness where he drifts, he sees his life from afar as it slowly winds itself back, all the way through the events that have led up to now, to the very first day.

1508. He leaves a clue behind for whoever decides to try to find the Apple again. It will take a certain kind of “magic” to “see” it, but if they can figure it out, it will be well worth it.

1507. Cesare’s death comes not as fast as Ezio would have liked, but he is defeated at long last, the lingering scream he leaves as he plummets over the walls of the castle chilling the Master to the bone.

1506. Machiavelli was right when he said it was near-impossible to get into the Vault. Altair was an intelligent man, Ezio thinks as he follows his partner inside. Perhaps the Apple will finally be safe for a while, and out of Templar hands.

1504. Arrested, and on the Pope’s orders no less! Ezio cannot stop the grin on his features from spreading when he hears the news. It seems God has not abandoned him after all. Cesare must surely be snapping at the leash now.

1503. It has been a long time since he has seen Leonardo, and he returns to find his friends in Borgia’s chains, making weapons against his will. Ezio sees that he weapons are destroyed, before going to gain some information on the Borgia. La Volpe informs him of a traitor in the midsts – is it Machiavelli? Ezio refuses to think so; the man has been nothing but loyal. He is proven right when he later discovers the traitor – the fool kills himself before Ezio can – leaving him to rush back before La Volpe can make a fillet out of Machiavelli. In a rapid sucession of events, things hit their peak when Claudia formally joins the Order of Assassins, and he himself becomes Grand Master, with Machiavelli as his guidance.

1502. So his baby sister had become mistress of the Rosa in Fiore? Ezio grins as he walks away. He feels pride for what she has accomplished, despite her hits in life, she has learned well. He knows his brother and father would be proud too, wherever they are. On that same day, La Volpe and Bartolomew join the Order; Ezio rescues the beautiful lady Caterina from the Castel Saint Angelo. Not long after that, he begins recruiting in hopes of creating the Assassin Order – the Brotherhood.

1501. The Borgia controlled Rome? What madness was this? And how had it gotten to be so bad? The Assassins had become wanted criminals overnight, the guards now knowing what to look for among the crowds. But it was not all bad news – Fabio Orsini had managed to find an old warehouse to serve as the Hideout for now.

1500. They were finally back in Monteriggioni. Sadly, such happy reunions were not to last; his uncle’s life was taken by Cesare, as was Caterina and the Apple. Ezio moved to Roma to begin his work.

1499. Rodrigo was at the Sistine Chapel; later he invaded the Vault. Ezio found he could not kill the man, despite his loathing. The woman within the Vault called him something – Desmond. Who was Desmond?

1498. Ah, finally the Codex was complete! Now he need only visit the Vault, and his questions would finally be answered.

1497. His return to Florence began with a bang as he cut down the lieutenants of Savonarola. Nine in total, all dead within a few days. How Savonarola must have wept in rage.

1492. It was impossible. That fool, the Pope? Ezio held his head and prayed that someone got to Rodrigo Borgia before he did.

1488. The ship bore a Piece of Eden; Ezio had known it wouldn’t be easy, but to meet up with Rodrigo Borgia of all people…!

1486. Several assassinations later, Ezio met Bartolomeo d’Alviano, who offered his assistance.

1485. More names, all more conspirators. They would pay for what they had done.

1480. Caterina was a lovely lady, just as lovely as she had been as a girl. Ezio kept her in his thoughts as he and Leonardo went to Venice to visit the Thieves’ Guild.

1478. La Volpe was a curious man – curious like a fox. The dangerous kind of curious that could only be tempered by death. He could be a useful ally in the future. For now, Ezio focused on gathering what little he could find about the Pazzi Conspiracy. Lorenzo – he recalled that name from childhood. His father had worked for the man. The idea that someone was attempting to harm him gave him the protective rage to defend the man, although he was too slow to save Guiliano.

1477. They had to run; it was the only way. Mario would take them in, house them until Ezio could become strong enough to protect the last remnants of his family. For his father… and his brothers.

1476. His father was dead. His brothers were dead. He was a wanted criminal, and his mother was locked in grief, unable to be comforted by anything. It was all his fault. If only he’d been stronger, faster, smarter! Leonardo consoled him, told him that once he became stronger, he could take Uberto out. But Ezio didn’t want to wait that long. That double-crossing rat would pay for what he had done…!

1459. “You are an Auditore. You are a fighter. So fight!” His father’s voice, demanding he rise from the darkness. He felt small, warm, scared. His father’s hands felt protective. This man would protect him, keep him safe until he was older. Yes, in front of this man, he could cry. And so he did.

A bright light began to glow within the darkness, drawing Ezio towards it. The light should have frightened him, but instead it comforted, soothing the wounds inside and out like a warm balm, and he relaxed and closed his eyes. Whatever lay on the other side, he would accept it without argument.


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Hunger Games fusion

(Anonymous) 2013-02-13 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
No! Hear me out, anon! This isn't a completely terrible prompt!

In the distant future, after a terrible civil war, the regular citizens of Panem live in twelve districts. Each district must offer two tributes between the ages of twelve and eighteen (one male, one female) to fight to the death in the annual Hunger Games, run by the aristocratic citizens of the Capitol. This year, however, is a Quarter Quell- every twenty-five years, there are variations in the usual rules, to make things more difficult for competitors. For instance... having each district offer four tributes rather than two, and forcing all past tributes still living to recompete.

Some ideas:

-Ezio is one of the most infamous, legendary victors, and has finally managed to put the horrors of his Games behind him... only to be torn from his beloved wife and daughter and forced to enter the tournament again.
-The Colonial Templars form an alliance almost immediately, and are thought to be most likely to win... prompting an awesome assassin team-up with everybody's favourite badasses.
-Backstories! Perhaps Desmond is from the same district as Altair or Ezio, and was trained by one of them? Maybe Charles Lee was mentored by Haytham? Does a Solomon's Temple-esque incident still occur? Was William a victor back in the day?
-Juno is the Game master, or the president or something.

The idea just won't leave my head, ok. I have like four fills on the go... so please oblige OP?

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Juno as the president. That just. Yes. Please.

I hated Snow, and I hate Juno in the same way, and this would just be perfect.

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(Anonymous) 2013-02-13 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Leonardo/Desmond; bondage, slight dubcon, experienced!Leo, virgin!Des.

Not sure if this pairing has already been requested, but I have a craving for it like chocolate cake. Desmond and Ezio switch places (Animus mistake, Apple shenanigans)and while Lucy and co are trying to get them to switch back, Desmond gets to spend some time with everyone's favorite artist, Leonardo.

Leonardo turns out to be the sweetest thing Desmond has ever met, and he can't help but want to help the man with everything. He never realizes that Leonardo is in fact playing with him - he wants in Desmond's pants, and is slowly lowering Desmond's guard and getting Desmond to trust him before he makes his move. Once Desmond figures it out, he tries to politely excuse himself, but Leonardo won't give up so easily. After all he's dealt with skittish virgins before *cougheziocough* and knows how to get them to come along quietly.

How it escalates and how long Desmond stays is up to whoever fills this.

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*cough* (Sorry, this is probably one of my fav pairings, and I love a calculating and dominating Leo. :D)

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Omega-verse bonding Alpha!Connor/Omega!Haytham

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I know someone's started one of these, but I want one with Haytham as the omega. Maybe he's been hiding it?

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Seconded like burning. Can we get a writer over here please?

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(Anonymous) 2013-02-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Anon Writer, your story is like a drug for me!
Rally, I love it :)
I hope you will continue it soon!!

[Misfire Fill] Addiction

(Anonymous) 2014-07-23 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I think we need to have a talk," Desmond says after they've finished dinner. A pretty bland pasta that Lucy doesn't have the courage to ask too much about, because bland is still edible and if she knows what Shaun threw into the sauce she just might find reason to reinspect it in the toilet.

"Hm?" Rebecca doesn't seem to mind the bland flavor, and has been steadily decimating more than her fair share of the food. No one has tried to stop her and risk having to eat leftovers later. Not even Shaun who had been prickly about the taste earlier.

"Yes, talk," Shaun dries his hands off and steps away from the bucket they've set up because the sink in this safehouse is plugged with something that looks like cement. He adjusts his glasses and Lucy doesn't realize they're being caged in until the men have taken up position by the only entrance into the kitchen. They stand on either side of the door, arms crossed over their chests (a much more impressive thing on Desmond, though Shaun's got a decent glare going that makes up for his smaller build) as they stare them down.

"Ok," Lucy places her fork down, and exchanges a glance with Rebecca who shrugs as clueless as Lucy. Lucy checks the room for weapons, and decides to go for Shaun first should she need to. She doesn't think it will get to that, but the checks are automatic for her. "About what?"

"We're concerned," Desmond says and uncrosses his arms to dig into the pocket of his hoodie. "About the two of you. You're our colleagues and friends."

"Not by choice per se, and I'm more upset than concerned," Shaun cuts in as Desmond trails off. "But the sentiment is basically the same."

"Are those index cards?" Rebecca says incredulously, and Lucy looks over to see that Desmond does in fact have a few bent note cards that are filled with his unreadable handwriting. He's squinting at them and doesn't bother to acknowledge Rebecca's question. Not even the follow up one that rings through the room with her voice. "Oh, god, is this an intervention?"

"No?" Desmond looks over the cards intently and doesn't look either of them in the eye.

"Yes," Shaun contradicts before swiping the cards from Desmond. He glances at them before shaking his head and tossing them towards the box they're using for trash. They flutter uselessly to the ground a few feet away from it. "Yes it is. You two have a problem and it's starting to effect us all. He," Shaun jerks a thumb to Desmond, "is 'concerned'. I, on the other hand, am getting tired of it all."

Lucy has a feeling she knows where this is going, and she's torn between laughing and wanting to bang her head on the table.

"Is this about the whiskey?" Rebecca asks with a snarl, hunching over her plate like it's the whiskey and she has to protect it.

"What whiskey?" Lucy hisses because she's told them they can't have any. A little bottle or one can is fine, but the danger of being drunk is to great to risk more than that.

"You have whiskey?" Desmond says nearly over Lucy's words, but he sounds more betrayed than anything else.

"Like you don't have some tequila in that flask you carry in your bag!" Rebecca snaps back, eyes shifty and obviously looking to pass the blame. Desmond flinches enough under the accusation that Lucy knows she's going to be going through his things as well as Rebecca's later.

"Moving along," Shaun clears his throat loudly. Breaking up the three-way stare off that's threatening to suck all the air out of the room. "No, this is about the little extracurricular activities the two of you get up to after our dive missions are over. That thing that has the two of you giggling like loons for hours on end."

"Oh, that," Rebecca snorts and shrugs. Turning back to the last dregs of her dinner.

"Yes, that!" Shaun snaps. Upset at Rebecca's casual disregard of the matter that Lucy was right about. It doesn't help her decide if she wants to laugh or reach for some preemptive aspirin though. "Did you think I wouldn't notice what you were doing?"

"Shaun," Desmond starts but gets cut off by Rebecca who surges to her feet. Eyes blazing with glee and feigned outrage. Lucy sighs and props her head in one hand to watch the show.

"Notice what Hastings?" Rebecca's grin shows off several sharp teeth as she squares off with Shaun for something that has turned into yet another of their frequent fights. "What is it that you've noticed? Go on. Say it. Out loud. Say it!"

"Mommy porn!" Shaun spits out with a snarl and anger that makes Lucy choke on a laugh. Desmond slumps against the wall next to the door and snickers into a fist. "Damn you! Quote that awful pile of sparkly shit again and I'll shave off your eyebrows in your sleep."

"You're the one who recognized the source material," Rebecca taunts with a smug smile. "And so what if we write out porn? You can't tell me you don't pull up some videos at the end of the night to watch. I had laundry duty last time, I know what you get up to."

"That, that is different," Shaun protests and swings a nasty glare at Desmond whose snickers are growing louder. "Look, I'm not objecting to whatever gets you off at the end of the day. What I am," Shaun's voice rises as Rebecca scoffs and starts to say something, "What I am objecting to is your blatant disregard to my very being by using me in this mommy porn that you share with the world at large!" Shaun throws his hand out towards where the van is parked in an enclosed garage. The building too small and temporary to set up a room. He takes a deep breath and he's calm again as he says, offhandedly, "Oh, and Desmond too."

"Thanks," Desmond drawls and Lucy can hear the implied asshole under it.

"Look," Lucy says and is proud of herself when her face doesn't heat up under the very shrewd gazes of her team. The embarrassment is eating its way through her slowly, but she's not going to show it. "If it bothers you that much we'll stop," Rebecca makes a protesting noise but Lucy ignores her for the moment. Sure, it'd been fun. Writing the stories with Shaun and Desmond after a long day of working. It'd been funny at first using their names and likeness. Using the events and arguments of the day to build up a short story --or a longer epic depending on their mood-- and put it up online for others to read. The response and reviews have been gratifying, but ultimately secondary to the fun Lucy's had working through problems and tension in a fantasy world where three simple words can fix everything in the world.

Lucy rises to her feet and raises an eyebrow at the men who are looking at her. Shaun with suspicion and Desmond with a calm acceptance. "It was just a bit of fun. There's plenty of other things we can do."

"Oh, come on!" Rebecca cries out but Lucy doesn't look at her.

Shaun's not buying it, but Lucy pays him no attention as she pushes through them. Rebecca close on her heels with protests ready. Lucy shakes her head sharply and starts walking faster. Putting some distance between them and the kitchen. She doesn't speak again until she's sure they're out of hearing range, and even then she keeps her voice very low. "We can always change the names, and description. Stop posting here Shaun knows we post. Get a new handle. It's fine, we're not working on anything that's unfinished right now."

Rebecca grins. Sly and pleased and Lucy mirrors it. Sure, it'd started out as a sort of joke, but the longer it went on the more addicting it got. Stopping is the absolute last thing on her mind.

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Desmond + dildo

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Desmond fucking himself with a dildo/vibrator. That's really it.

Any of the other modern assassins are welcome to be voyeurs, but no direct interaction.

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Yes. Seconding!

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Connor's Bizarre Adventure

(Anonymous) 2013-02-15 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
What if Ratonhakè:ton was a Stand user? What would his Stand be called, and what power would it have? Would some of the Templars have Stands, too? How would this affect the game?


Bonus: if a member of the Joestar family makes a cameo. ANY member, no matter how impossible.

Malik/Altaïr/Kadar - Putting on a show

(Anonymous) 2013-02-15 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
This anon is desperate for more Altaïr/Al-Sayf brothers. So this anon would really love it if someone could write some OT3 goodness. The prompt? Malik and Kadar decide to put on a show for Altaïr, and by that I mean they casually shove Altaïr aside and make out with each other in front of him. I don‘t care who tops and who bottoms so long as Altaïr is the middle guy and the Al-Sayf brothers are more tham eager to pleasure him.


- They tie Altaïr‘s hands during their little performance.

- Al-Sayf brothers give Altaïr a blowjob at the same time.

- Altaïr convinces the brothers to do each other before joining in.

- Frottage.

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I need this in my life

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Connor/Charles completely consensual on both sides

(Anonymous) 2013-02-15 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
so, in my opinion, the final scene with Charles and Connor was kind of extremely intimate and not exactly what i was expecting. Charles has pretty much completely given up, both are tired and just ready for this to end, but maybe things don't happen the way they originally planned. what if Connor sees how Charles has given up hope and that Charles is just as tired as he is. what if, right as Connor is about to kill Charles, he changes his mind?

what if he were to take Charles back to the Homestead so he can keep an eye on him while training him to lead a normal life and to be less hateful of everything that isn't Haytham. and what if it works? what if Connor manages to teach Charles how to be a genuine human being and they end up forming a functional relationship that, because this is a kinkmeme, involves sex.

Charles obviously has the potential to be a good guy. for all his attempts to get Washington fired, Washington still named a fort after him and really respected the guy. so what if Connor starts to see a little of what Washington once saw in him and forces Charles to be that guy instead of the racist douchebag Connor knows him as. and then maybe Charles can start to see Connor the way he saw Haytham.

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I would love to see this. Enemies reconciling is my biggest kink.

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Obligatory Bakery AU

(Anonymous) 2013-02-16 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
As it says on the tin. Suggestions for roles (not all the them have to be in there) below:

Ezio - charming cashier and delivery man, can also pipe icing pretty well and handy at repairing cakes that get damaged during delivery. Sweet-talks the brides.
Ratonhnhaké:ton - chocolatier (specialises in gorgeous replicas of animals and flowers)
Desmond - crazy cake maker with the best flavours in town
Altaïr - fondant, royal icing, gumpaste decorations, the more awe-inspiring, the better
Malik - pastry chef (his Danishes will melt in your mouth)
Maria - bread, bagels, pretzels
Leo - builds the displays and rigs for the mad cakes they make (think Ace of Cakes and Cake Boss), tends to tag along with Ezio on deliveries, also designs cakes
Kanen'tó:kon - does the bookings (it also makes Ratonhnhaké:ton happy to have his friend around)
Lucy - Cupcakes and very chic, contemporary wedding cakes! Also focuses the team when they're getting ridiculous.
Shaun - does all the research for the cakes, the guinea pig for Desmond's experiments
Rebecca - Leo's assistant for rigging, fixes the ovens, handy with the airbrushes
Claudia - the part-time book-keeper (obviously), but also still in high school.
Al Mualim - owns the place, former national award-winning baker but now retired. May or may not be going bankrupt or selling corporate information to the Templars.

And their competitors are the Templars, who run a bakery called "Baker's Crusade". Haytham is obviously not pleased that his talented son is working for "Masyaf Bakery". Robert de Sable owns the "Baker's Crusade", but Haytham has a large share in it and Robert has a weak heart. Cesare is the perfectionist, Sibrand is the paranoid baker, Hickey does the rigging (and gets into the brandy), Lucrezia runs the front of house, Charles does the booking, etc.

...I think this got out of control very quickly. Mix and match, pick and choose - nothing is true, everything is permitted.

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Anon, I was a huge fan of Ace of Cakes when it was still on the air, and my head just started to fill with ideas the second I saw your prompt. Not sure if this is going to end up a series of drabbles or a crazy one-shot (or even a giant multi-chaptered beast), but I think I'm going to give this a whirl!

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