asscreedkinkmeme | Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

So Thomas cleans up really nicely in that redcoat uniform, and William definitely enjoys the look on him.

Bonus points if there's reverse striptease going on and/or William helps Thomas into the uniform. Extra bonus points if they have a casual D/s relationship. :>

Okay, so when I first started playing AC3, I thought Haytham, was an assassin (as I'm sure most all of us did). And when I met Charles Lee, I knew there would be trouble because early interviews for AC3 had pinned Charles as the enemy.
So every time I saw Charles, I was wary of him because I thought he'd kill me. Why else would Connor hate Charles Lee so much?!

So anon wants a fic where Haytham is a true-blue assassin who does not know the man he is trying to recruit is a Templar who's plotting to kill him!

Hurt/comfort, pairings, het, yaoi, whatever the author wants.
Does Charles succeed? Does he fail?

Haytham on his missions with Charles uses whatever opportunity he can to let Charles employ his violent streak.

Because the Templar ceremony looks like a wedding.

So Charles' family is Old Money, right? His father was a general and his grandfather a baronet and politician etc. And like women in those times, I would guess Omegas would be married off to secure family ties via children. The Templars very much like to be tied as intimately as possible into the ruling class. So as a secondary demand for Charles' joining, they ask him to become Braddock's mate so they can get some babies.

Enter Haytham. He thinks Charles deserves a better mate. Besides, Braddock is going to get a dishonourable discharge form life anyway. Whether he just takes a liking to Charles or you go the soulmate route doesn't matter. Braddock, of course, is not amused.

I just want a fill where Haytham is an Omega and he's been keeping it a secret for all these years, barely indulging his needs because it'd jeopardize his position as Grand Master. Eventually though he cannot repress his heats any more and an Alpha around him figures it out. Whether it's Charles, who is more than eager to help his Master Kenway through his predicament or Connor, who just reacts instinctively to the scent of an Omega in heat around him, I just want someone to give it to Haytham hard, fast and messy. :D

In the 1700s-1800s, a lot of sailors got tattoos, and many Native American's had tattoos even before then. It's been stuck in my head for days now and I really just want a post-AC3 fic where faulkner notices connor looks a little down and drags him to get a tattoo.

Bonus points if;
-Connor is totally against the idea until he sees the final product
-The tattoo is really elaborate and pretty much tells his life story in a few images

Could someone write a few snippets on those two years where Hickey was just an assistant to Johnson before being inducted into the order?

Maybe Hickey has to tag along with Johnson as he goes to trade with the Kanien'kehá:ka, acting as kind of a more bored bodyguard than anything. Not really understanding his function in his new assignment.

So you know how if you get all the fragments you see the "ghost connor" or w/e it is?

Ok yeah, I would love some selfcest between reg. connor and DLC connor please please please! Selfcest is like a big kink for me and i like maybe have seen 1 or 2 in the ac fandom so some more wouldn't hurt right???

maybe DLC connor is mad reg. connor cause like his regular life seems SO MUCH BETTER than his life in the DLC ok like dang. Maybe he's like "You don't understand how much better you have it in that life." you know?? ugH rough hate sex idk?? i don't even care how or why just i want something primal and rough and hot and sex idk just someone indulge me here.

Thank /lays here and hopes/

I am so sorry and I feel horrible for asking this, but I just saw this: http://lyricalt.tumblr.com/post/44493219394

and this: http://lyricalt.tumblr.com/post/44495231688

And I kinda fell in love??? So dearest anons, I would love to see some scenario where apple shenanigans happen and some inner part of Malik comes out that he has hidden and controlled inside for a long time: a bloodthirsty Assassin. But alas, Malik only has one person in mind when it comes to cuts, bruises and blood and he would want nothing more and nothing less than to make small cuts all over Altaïr, bite him until he bleeds and choke him down. All the while stimulating them both or right out having sex.

Mind you, I don't want noncon. I would prefer for it to be completely consensual and Altaïr willing to let Malik work on him, or dubcon/coersion at best. Just please no noncon. I know this is a hard scenario to work with anything but noncon, but it could be a good exercise? Maybe Altaïr didn't know how much he enjoyed pain until he realized it was with Malik. Or maybe the same Apple shenanigans make Altaïr's guilty feelings over Kadar's death and Malik's arm come pouring out and he completely accepts and submits to whatever Malik does with him, idk.

Bonus:

+50 - Knifeplay.
+100 - Malik smearing the blood from Altaïr's cuts all over Altaïr's chest or other body parts.Loving the view. Loving the scent of his blood. Just. Blood.
+500 - Altaïr secretly enjoys it all (whether he's terrified of this or completely into it is up to anon).
+1000 - No penetration, just lots of rubbing, sucking, manhandling and whatever else comes to mind that doesn't involve anal.
+5000000000 and my firstborn - Post-Apple-incident!Malik feels forever guilty and gross about himself. Cue lots of kissing all other Altaïr's scars. Fluffy ending expected, but not necessary.

holy shit I feel so bad for asking this OTL I'm sorry, pleasedon'tjusdgeme.

I've seen a few "pet" prompts, but I don't think I've seen pet fic that deal with the fact that our favorite assassins are usually likened to birds of prey.

Here are some ideas:

AC:
Is Altair literally treated like a bird of prey by his Master (your choice!), complete with hood and jesses (and bell?) Is Malik the first to "catch" and train him, or is he a "rescue" from an abusive master (lskadjf;ks I would love y'all forever if you include that!)

AC2/ACB:
Leonardo sets birds free, right? Well, he just purchased a rather stubborn one that refuses to leave (guess who. :D) So he decides that this one needs proper training if he's going to keep him.

Alternatively - Machiavelli, irritated with Ezio's failures, decides that the assassin needs proper "training." Ezio at first resists, but begins to find himself enjoying the training. (Maybe Volpe finds out and dismisses Ezio's assurances that Machiavelli isn't a traitor b/c of it?)

AC3:
Connor...could go a variety of ways. I haven't played enough of the game to make a full prompt, but anything goes! (And I don't really mind spoilers! Bring the fic on!)

Modern:
Desmond has been having problems, with all the stress of the end of the world/bleeding effect. Shaun, who practiced falconry before he became an Assassin, decides to use his knowledge to help Desmond cope.

Today anon was listening to "Gaston" from beauty and the beast and couldn't help but think of this.

So! Anon would like a story about Ziio rejecting Haytham (publicly is preferred.) and Charles tries to cheer him up while he's moping at the green dragon inn.

I mean really can't anyone else see Haytham as Gaston, brash, self confident, kind of a (huge) ass, arrogant, and putting himself before others to do what he believes is right.

and at the same time there's Charles as Lefou, he's always by the side of the Haytham, cheering him on and boosting his ego. He also idolizes Haytham much the same as Lefou does Gaston.

(the song: http://youtu.be/PK3x2DOoJIc)

anyways, so that's it, here's hoping it gets filled

~B

Kadar didn't die. He was brought back to Templar's HQs and treated back to life because De Sable really was only after Altaïr and Al Mualim and thus wasn't really interested in harming innocents.

Gen, slash, porny or fluffy, idc. Take it from there!

Never played the Persona games, but I just saw this creepy fanart: http://lyricalt.tumblr.com/post/44604380288/shall-i-make-you-understand-not-part-of-the

From what I understand, a significant part of the game is people battling their inner demons, which manifest as 'shadows', and are basically evil, axe-crazy doppelgangers. Someone who actually knows about this game should correct me.

Maybe one of the assassins has a shadow causing havoc around their allies, and has to try to stop them? Or maybe a straight-up battle against their dark side, with taunts and insults and mindfuckery? I'd especially like to see either the Kenways or the Auditores, but use any characters you want. Have fun!

Charles always follows Haytham's orders. Haytham decides to explore this fact. Smut happens.

Anon Wants a story about Connor finding out that the Aquila originally belonged to Edward (His grandfather, if you didn't know that shame.... shame on you.) Maybe Faulkner gives him a book that had been Edwards that was stashed aboard, Maybe Faulkner has sailed with him, (he would have been around 10 when Haytham was born, so perhaps a cabin boy or something :I)

also I know that the Aquila was made after Edwards unfortunate end but bare with me, Anon needs some heart warming fond memories of grandpa Kenway over here!

If someone could write this for me I would love you forever!!!

~B

Alright, so we've got Alex Mercer shipped with damn near everyone in Assassin's Creed- but I haven't seen anything of Alex/Shaun, which is a damn shame.

This anon doesn't really care how it goes down, as long there's sex, preferably with bottom!shaun.

Bonus points for Shaun being a complete cockslut.

Alright, this is very dumb, but mostly spawned by this bit in Good Omens:

"Sometimes he would scribble something on a sheet of paper by his side. It was covered in symbols which only eight other people in the world would have been able to comprehend; two of them had won Nobel prizes, and one of the other six dribbled a lot and wasn't allowed anything sharp because of what he might do with it."

The time frame here is wonky, but the last one on the list sounds a lot like Clay- not to mention the guardian angel exchange. (For those who haven't read Good Omens, it pretty much focuses on angels and demons.)

I don't care where this goes- just some sort of interaction between these sets of characters. An alternate ending to AC3 where Adam Young shows up and is like, "Chill out, guys, I got this."? Crowley and Aziraphale talking about Juno being a bitch? It's up to the filler!

Anon's ships are:
Clay/Desmond
Shaun/Desmond
Shaun/Desmond/Clay
Aziraphale/Crowley
(but this really doesn't have to be shippy at all uvu)

(Reposted from beginning of Round 5 just because I love it)

I'd love to see some fic where one half of our dynamic duo has the hots for the other - but it's genuinely one-sided. Maybe Haytham's only interest in Connor is paternal and professional, while Connor finds him unsettlingly attractive?

Bonus! for the other being remarkably calm and accepting (but probably not offering a pityfuck) upon realizing.

So this anon has been sick all week and would like a fic to make her feel better.

What I was thinking was this: Connor seems like the sort of guy that would worry over every little thing if someone he cared about wasn't feeling well. So let's say his significant other gets sick, it doesn't have to be serious. It could just be the common cold (which I guess was probably more serious then than it is now, but you get the idea), but Connor ends up being the one to take care of him/her. And then, when the sick person gets better, he/she shows their gratitude with sex.

I'm cool with anyone playing the part of the significant other as long as it's not Haytham or Washington. I'm not a huge fan of those pairings.

Edward Kenway and his crew aboard the Jackdaw encounter either THE Kraken or A Kraken, which decides to try to sink his ship in a show of how terrifying it is. The manly captain is not impressed, and decides fried calamari sounds good for dinner. His crew concurs.

Points if its during Haytham's childhood and he's like "OMG YOU'RE SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT STOP THAT." But he still eats the calamari and that's where he gets his refined taste of food from.

I just want Altair giving Malik the rim job of his life. Where he comes from just that alone. Honestly, there's a serious lack of rimming on this meme.

Iduncurr where or when; Modern AU, post!AC1, pre!AC1, I just don't care!

Bonus points;
+ Malik's butt in the air... yeah!
+ Body worship from Altair beforehand.
+ Altair dirty-talking.

Who's afraid afraid of the big bad wolf? Well... Haytham isn't at first but when his comrades start being picked off by said wolf he starts to get nervous.

So! what this Anon would like is a Horror fic, perhaps Haytham is traveling through the frontier from New York to Boston, all the while Connor is following him, waiting for the moment to strike.

Bonus points:

+50 ~ Connor is wearing his DLC outfit >u>
+100 ~ Haytham knows Connor is following him, perhaps catching glances of said assassin every so often and is freaked out
+150 ~ Connor acting very much the part of the monster he is to portray.
+200 ~ Haytham keeps riding past dead red coats hanging from trees and lying on the ground. (I want him to be horrified :I)
+ All My Love ~ Sexy times! Can be dub-con or non-con (either works for me)

Whether Connor Kills or does anything to Haytham is up to the writer, I just want to see a scared Haytham.

~B

Haytham is captured by miscellaneous assassins from random timeframes. Although I would prefer the characters to stay in the historical periods, I'm not choosy :)

I just want Haytham bound and interrogated by Assassins who are in disagreement over the best way to extract information from their enigmatic prisoner. Who is he? Who does he work for? How does he know the Assassins' own techniques? Everyone has a different idea of how to get him talking.

Machiavelli goes for the subtle manipulation and mind games, while Altair and/or Bartolomeo D'Alviano just want to beat the living shit out of him. Malik is not impressed by this and knows he could get the Templar to spill his mind if only Altair didn't keep fucking it up. And Ezio... when left to his own devices, they ended up making out, with Haytham's wrists still bound securely behind his back. Great job, Mentore.

Who will break him, if anyone? Does anyone care? Even one tiny segment of this would be amazing, the scenario is driving me nuts.

This anon finished the DLC not too long ago and is need of some happy Connor. This poor guy has gone though so much, *Spoilers for DLC AHEAD*

He ends up this in other world, to find his mom alive only to lose her. Again within such a short time of being together. Then we find out that Haytham is dead and I need something where they're all happily together. Connor deserves some happiness after everything the poor guy has been though.

So I was hoping that someone could write something where Connor ends up in another world. Like the DLC, through the apple or some other means, doesn't matter really. Where he finds out that both of his parents are alive and together. Where they never broke up and Haytham is an assassin again or just not working as a Templar anymore.(He still can be, though it doesn't matter too much.) Then Connor wakes up there and is confused about what is going on. It was be a one-shot or multi chapters, I just need this it would brighten my day.

Dear kink meme, I'm really disappointed with the severe lack of threesomes in here. Let's change that, shall we?

This anon is a really big fan of poligamy/menage à trois. As such I would love to read something, anything involving happy consensual sex where all three members involved are happy to show each other just how much they love them. Any pairings, AU or not, go wild with it. But if you don't know what to do or would like some ideas to start, here are some suggestions of pairings I would love to see.

*Altaïr/Desmond/Malik - Some sort of modern AU where Altaïr and Malik have been dating for a while, but Altaïr notices his dear brother/cousin is not happy and he's kinda always known Desmond was sort of into him, so he arranges for Malik and him to shower the lonely boy with some love. Super mega bonus for Altaïr and Malik DP'ing Desmond.

*Ezio/Sofia/Yusuf - Yusuf didn't die, he was very injured and spent days without waking up, making everyone around him worry. So when he finally wakes up, Ezio can barely contain himself and starts showing more than saying just how much he missed his dear friend. Sofia walks in on them and is shocked/surprised, though not really in a bad way. She tries to leave the room and let them be, but Ezio manages to pull her on the bed and somehow she winds up being the center of the attention. Super bonus for DP again and Sofia being delighted to retribute the favor as she wants nothing more than to please her future husband and help Yusuf feel better after a hard time.

*Lucy/Desmond/Clay - Please, please, please, make my dream come true? I've read a couple of fics with them, but none involving porn and I just want them to enjoy each other. Maybe Clay and Lucy never died and the world is saved and they celebrate by showing Desmond just how much they love him for everything he did for them. Or maybe they all died and have some super awesome post life party hard sex unf. I need this. Just go with anything, really, I just need more of these three together.

Anyway, these are just some suggestions, feel free to make up threesomes on the go. I'm not picky. All I ask for is happy sex involving three people.

William Johnson/Thomas Hickey - thomas in a redcoat

Charles, you backstabber!

Charles/Haytham preslash?

Haytham/Charles, Omegaverse

Omega!Haytham

Tattooed Connor

Johnson/Hickey - pre-templars

DLC Connor/Connor - selfcest

Altaïr/Malik - bloodplay; TW: Gore

Falconry (Pet AU)

Gaston.

Plot Twist: Robert/Kadar

Persona 4

Haytham/Charles, chains of command

more than a ship

Alex/Shaun? (protocreed)

Good Omens/ Ass Creed crossover????

One-Sided ConHayth, Pining

no subject

Edward Kenway ain't 'fraid of no Kraken

Rimming - AltMal

The Big Bad Wolf

Haytham captured assassins in a mixed-up timeframe

AU Where everything is happy...or not...

Third time's the charm