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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 5

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.5
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✩ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✩ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✩ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

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A novel crossover.

(Anonymous) 2012-11-11 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Danny Wallace, Shaun's VA and a hilarious writer, has penned a number of mostly-autobiographical comedy novels. I challenge you to take a couple of plot points from one of these books, shove in AC characters of your choice, and let insanity commence.

Take 'Are You Dave Gorman?', for example. Maybe Desmond decides he needs to apologise to all the people sharing his name in the world for what Abstergo did when trying to find him, and drags his (slightly) saner friends along for the ride. For 'Join Me' perhaps Ezio accidentally starts a cult based around him and the Apple?

Re: A novel crossover.

(Anonymous) 2012-12-09 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Omg yes! You could totally fit Connor in yes man (homestead missions and pigs come to memory) or awkward situation for Assassins? I might have a stab at this, Danny Wallace was my reason for playing the games in the first place after all. Ha even when he tried to creat his own country actually fits in.

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Charles/Haytham h/c

(Anonymous) 2012-11-11 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Haytham wins the fight at the end of sequence 11 instead of Connor. And while he believes he did what he had to do, he still somewhat grieves for his son. Charles comforts him.

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
pleaspleasepleasepleaseplease we desperately need more charles/haytham in here

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
something inspired by "Imagine your OTP staying in a cabin in the middle of the woods together. They decided to go on a nice hike in the woods but it started to rain and they both got soaking wet. Once they arrived inside they meant to just take a shower together to rinse the mud off themselves but they ended up making love in front of the fireplace." ?


(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Because we don't have enough lesbians, and that should be remedied!
I will take anything. Happy/sad/funny/smutty, any kind of interaction whatsoever will be received with joy and internet confetti.


Re: Rebecca/Lucy

(Anonymous) 2012-11-13 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Lesbian!anon will take a shot (or several) at this. Real life is hectic atm, so it might not be posted until next week?

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Wary Shaun, gen

(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to see a fic exploring Shaun's mindset after escaping from Abstergo and meeting/joining the assassins. He was pretty aloof about it in ac2 but it must've been a huge shock to him at the time. I can imagine him not easily falling in line with the assassins and rubbing them the wrong way, especially as he's pretty quick to point out that they aren't completely the good guys. I mean, how did he get to where he is now, being trusted with with important info about assassin cells around the world and coordinating their actions.
Bonus for including how Shaun is only comfortable with Rebecca for a long time
Extra bonus for Shaun being super conscious about keeping a distance from the other assassins, basically him not trusting them
I would prefer if this was kept gen but I shipping is fine


(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Connor and Haytham were on the Aquila for a while right? I mean travel by sea back then wasn't that fast. So how did they survive spending that much time together in a confined space?

Inspired by a fill

(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's Washington/Connor fill on the 5th page. Okay, Connor and Haytham goes to a social event and is cornered by Benjamin Franklin who proceed to talk their ears off and of course cracks a few dirty jokes. Connor is confused by the dirty jokes and Haytham is slowly loosing his will to live. I want to see father and son trying to maneuver their way out of the conversation and sassing each other all the way.

Bonus cookie for Benjamin Franklin to not realize that Connor and Haytham are related but then figures it out. Leading to him to corner them again to discuss what he had just figured out.

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! I definitely lost a bit of my will to live when I was listening to that Old Women Make Better Fucks conversation.

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What's in a name?

(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ratonhnhaké:ton" (pronounced Ra-doon-ha-kay-doon) is a name that means "life that is scratched"; referring to a struggle to survive

It's a cruel name, when Connor thinks about it, and he wonders why his mother gave it to him... But it is still his name, and Connor misses hearing it sometimes. He attempts to teach Haytham to say it, just so he can hear it out loud, and remember a time when that name wasn't so true.

It doesn't really matter where you go with this ones, anons; family or slashy, whatever floats your boat.

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh God, my heart yearns for this.

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty please, with a tomahawk on top? I've read every bit of AssCreed wingfic I can find.

Since AC3 just came out, author may like to write about Connor, but any of the assassins (and I mean literally any assassin in the series - including Malik, Rauf, La Volpe, etc) with wings will float my boat.

Bonus points for: a painful transitions
- Learning how to fly
- trying hto keep them hidden
- and partners being facainated by them

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Yes yes please. Wingfic is so ridiculous and I love it so much.

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Gen!Fic - Connor meets his cousins much to his Father's Chagrin

(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
All right guys. I know you all want this.
Modern!AU where Connor has to move in with daddy Haytham despite barely knowing him and meeting him for the first time.
They get alone pretty well, Connor's a nice quiet boy who keeps to himself and is generally obedient, however he's also blissfully innocent and naive.
Haytham knows all this and brings him to a family reunion anyway, where Connor can meet the rest of his family, in particular his cousins - Desmond, Altair, Ezio and Federico. They can't even believe how naive the poor boy is. Haytham announces that, due to business issues, Connor will be staying in the house that all of his cousins (save Federico, who has his own totally bitchin' apartment) share so he can still go to school like a good boy. Connor doesn't mind all too much, but Desmond proceeds to inform Connor that it will be the worst. Years. Of his life.
Basically, I want Altair, Ezio and Federico interfering with Connor's social (and sex) life.

Bonus points for:
- All of them trying to pronounce Connor's mohawk name (horribly)
- Ezio, Federico and Altair taking Connor to a club to get laid because 'OMG HE'S STILL A VIRGIN'
- Connor not understanding ANY innuendo and getting confused by general idioms (e.g.'...Butter my muffin? What? Why does a muffin need butter?')
- Altair being a dick (as usual)
- Ezio treating Connor being a virgin like it's a national goddamn crisis
- Ezio and Federico having 'sex shirts', that is, shirts they wear when they want to pick up fine ladies. And then insist on getting Connor one too.
- Altair being the worst wingman EVER (basically, picking up the ladies meant for Connor)
- Connor being surrounded by fine, fine ladies and enthralling them with his love of animals. Also not understanding that they want his dick.
- Desmond being exasperated by all the shenanigans his cousins drag him into and trying to make life easier for Connor
- Connor being weirded out by people touching him and vice versa (e.g. hugs, shaking hands, patting shoulders, etc, etc)
- And if anyone has seen in the games, Connor has quite a big package. His pants do little to hide it. /All/ pants showcase his massive package. His cousins' faces when they see it by accident.
- Haytham calling his son once a week/month just to check up on him and stepping around the awkward questions Connor asks him (e.g. Asking Haytham what a dildo is/it's purpose and why does Ezio have one in his room.)
- Connor keeps a diary that tells of his bizarre adventures with his new family, where all the entries are addressed to his late mother.

Oh. And let's not forget Malik, Haytham and Shaun getting sassy with each other, because everyone wants to see that.

Slash is perfectly fine, throw in some sex if you want, but all I want is funny, modern day shenanigans for the Assassin family and Connor finding his cousins really, really weird.

Sorry for the long ass post, if it makes you anons feel better, I'll post a short fic about Desmond's first couple months in the assassin house.

Re: Here's that short fic anon promised.

(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Welp, here you go. It's not very good, seeing as Anon hasn't written fanfictions for YEARS. But it's something.

The life of a university student was tough. Desmond had heard a lot of things from his older cousins, so he knew what he was getting into, but it didn't make anything easier to handle. He had moved into the small, two floor house that his cousins shared, albeit as a last resort, seeing as it the cheapest option available to him. In the house it was just him, Ezio and Altair, with the most frequent 'temporary' residents being Leonardo, one of Ezio's friends and Malik, Altair's tempramental fuckbuddy. Come to think of it, Desmond was sure he saw more of Malik in the house than Ezio and Leonardo, but that didn't bother him too much. The things that did bother him were that his wallet and the fridge were almost consistently empty, Ezio and Altair were absolute slobs in their own home and Malik had taken it upon himself to clean up their mess, complaining all the while. It seemed that whenever Malik went on his rants about hygiene and cleanliness in the house, Altair automatically went into a bad mood. And if Altair wasn't happy, nobody else in the house was allowed to be. He made sure of that, one way or another. Desmond had learned pretty quickly when to get the hell on out of the house when Altair was in one of those moods.

All in all, it was a reasonable arrangement that Desmond had gotten used to, but there were still a few things he missed about not being a university student. The one thing Desmond missed the most was having good, hot edible food. His wallet was as starved as he was, and like his cousins he had gotten used to eating leftovers Malik and Leonardo had brought over, or eating out of mysterious unlabelled jars of unknown substances that would appear as if by magic in the cupboards and the fridge. So, whenever Desmond could, or he had a few spare coins, he would go and buy himself a large bag of Cheetos.

He'd grown to like the cheesy puff snack during his time at University; it had a strong, lasting flavour and he could eat it by himself fairly quickly. It was like a treat for himself, a 'Job well done, Desmond!' for enduring university and his cousins tempraments, especially from Altair. It was rare for Desmond to have any change at all, so he really only got to enjoy the delicious cheesy snack maybe once a month if he was lucky. (Desmond had long since gotten over how sad it was to look forward to a bag of Cheetos.)

Today, Desmond had been fortunate enough to find a dollar stuck in the couch, and so after a short trip to the store down the street, he was sitting on the couch with his favourite bag of unhealthy snacks and had all but gotten himself comfortable by propping his feet up on the table and switching on the TV. Today was a good day for Desmond, Ezio was staying the night at his brother's house, and for once, Altair was at Malik's home instead of here, Desmond had the house all to himself and it was wonderful. He was so caught up in his good fortune that he almost didn't hear the door slam, or the rough, Arabic curses that followed it.

Altair had come home early-- much too early and of course he was in a bad mood (Desmond swore the only moods Altair even had were anger and horny, the latter he didn't even like to think about) Desmond had looked up to see his eldest cousin sporting a nice reddening bruise on his right cheek and had quickly put two and two together; fights between him and Malik weren't unheard of or even rare. Desmond couldn't help but grin, mostly because the show he was watching was pretty damn hilarious and the fact that Altair had lost the apparent fight he had had with his girl-- boyfriend and had come home with his tail between his legs. It was pretty funny to Desmond, and almost fair, seeing as if he couldn't get any, neither could Altair. He ate a Cheeto with a smug bastard's grin. Altair had walked into the living room, practically radiating ill intent and bad will. He didn't miss Desmond's pleased, snide expression aimed at him no less. The Arab kept a straight, albeit neutral expression and looked towards him mechanically before he started walking towards his cousin as though he were a predator stalking his prey. He held back a smirk when Desmond dropped his expression and had curled into himself slightly in a defensive manner.
There was a long, awful silence between the two of them, Altair staring at the undergrad, silently daring him to speak-- to move even. Desmond swallowed dryly and almost whimpered when he saw Altair draw his hand back.

'Well shit.' Desmond thought to himself,

'He's going to fucking kill me now, shit' he screwed his eyes shut and chose not to bother delaying the inevitable. He felt a rush of air and then-- nothing. Absolutely nothing at all. Altair hasn't hit him and Desmond wasn't sure whether to open his eyes and relax or not. The rat bastard was probably waiting for him to do exactly that just so Desmond could see it coming. So he would wait a couple of seconds, until he heard Altair's footsteps miraculously heading away from him. Desmond took the chance to open his eyes just a bit only to see Altair's back as he headed upstairs, still clearly pissed off but for all Desmond cared, he was safe for the moment. He patted himself down and sat up just to be sure-- maybe Altair had perfected some kind of delayed response punch, he sure as hell wouldn't put it past him.

Nothing; nothing at all. Altair really had left him untouched.

Desmond sighed and reclined back into the couch in relief, dropping his feet from the table to the floor. There was a soft 'crunch' from beneath Desmond's foot.

'What the hell?'

Desmond cringed at the feeling and when he looked down, all he could see was a mess of orange powder and oh dear god his sweet, innocent Cheetos were all over the floor, crushed to all hell. Desmond stared at the remnants of his dearly beloved snack in shock and utter disbelief. He nearly screamed. All his shitty older cousin had done was knock the packet out of his hands-- whilst it was still more than half full no less.

That bastard.

Desmond threw his arms up into the air with an exasperated sigh and had felt as though he had been dealt a great, personal travesty.

‘I HOPE MALIK NEVER TOUCHES YOUR DICK AGAIN, ALTAIR’ He yelled after him, but there was no response from his cousin.

Altair had made his point in the house, silently, but clearly.

If Altair wasn't happy. Then no one was allowed to be happy.

Desmond could not even believe how much of a dick his older cousin was.

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Connor, gentleness

(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a very specific kink, bear with me anon--

I have a special fondness in my heart for pairings where one half is much, much larger and stronger than the other--heavy frame, heavy cock, knows how to use this body as a weapon--where if they wanted to they could do anything they wanted to the other half without fear of consequence because the other could not stop them, and both of them know this... and not despite this but because of this in bed the stronger partner is the tenderest, gentlest lover imaginable, afraid to hurt their partner accidentally. And Connor just strikes me as being this type, being that he's possibly the cutest most precious highly-trained killer-for-pay in the history of ever. So pair him with anyone who fits and give me adorbs sex, anon?

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*squeak* Secondiiiing!

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Perfect Wingman Connor

(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Based on Ubisoft's official tweet.

While a little on the awkward and innocent side, Connor is still the ladies' favorite wingman.

Bonus if there is Connor/Aveline thrown in

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(What did the tweet say?)

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A dark Freaky Friday Flip

(Anonymous) 2012-11-12 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Haytham and Connor wake up at some point post sequence 9, to find they have switched bodies, thanks to... uh, a piece of Eden or something? Hilarity, drama and confusion ensue, each learning more about the other and finally developing something vaguely resembling a healthy father-son relationship.

...That is, until Haytham uses this opportunity to fuck the remaining Assassins and theit allies up and Connor finally murders Lee.

Bonus points for
Haytham gaining respect for his son due to all the racist shit hurled his way, and having lots of fun freerunning through trees.
Connor having difficulty with needing to act ruthlessly pragmatically, and having trouble speaking in the same accent as his father.

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Seconded like MAD!! <3

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Love/Sex Advice from Papa Kenway

(Anonymous) 2012-11-13 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Connor receives advice (either from asking, or just because his father just forced the topic upon him) about courting women--what type, what age, where from, and how to have sex from Haytham.

Can be slash, fluff, simple family bonding, or maybe he even shows/recommends a girl and they have a threesome or something

Desmond/? - distractions

(Anonymous) 2012-11-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Someone teases Desmond, either sexually or childishly (like with tickling or cold water), while he is in the Animus and he can't concentrate in battle and keeps desynchronizing and getting pissy and maybe something goes from there.

(Bonus if slight AU and this somehow affects various ancestors' demeanors and people in that time period ask about it)

Re: Desmond/? - distractions

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OH MY GOD this is amazing. Anon, I may fill, but can I use Lucy/Desmond as pairing?

Connor/Lady!Haytham, Pleasing a Woman

(Anonymous) 2012-11-13 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
So, Connor and Aveline is at the point of their relationship where they're ready to "seal the deal" but Connor has no idea how a lady's body works. Cue Lady!Haytham teaching him how it's done.

Bonus: If Lady!Haytham is a total Dom in bed, and Connor loves every second of it. Oh, and if a Connor/Aveline/Lady!Haytham threesome can be done, I wouldn't mind at all ;)

Ezio/recruits, polyamory

(Anonymous) 2012-11-13 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure we all can imagine that relations tend get a little... "special" when you're in an Assassin brotherhood led by the infamous playboy himself. What OP, therefore, would like to see is a new recruit that just has been accepted into the broterhood finding out about this, by witnessing the interaction between Ezio and his underlings. I'm thinking a thumb casually brushing over a lower lip as he passes by someone, a kiss given to an assassin who has served particularly well during the latest mission, fussing about someone that's just staggered in through the door with a gash in their side (very manly and dignified, of course, like hauling them up on a table and telling them to stay still while he inspects the damage and sends for a medic).

OP doesn't care whether it builds up into a full-blown orgy in the breakfast hall or just stays at small things that hint of more - she just wants to see this happen, because this is now her headcanon! D: and sorry for being so specific!

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-13 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovely ideaaaaa!!! 8D I love it!!

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-13 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I will admit, I didn't much care for Desmond on my first playthrough of the games, but when I recently restarted ACI, he was beginning to grow on me, so much that I actually thought a Desmond game would be kind of cool. Then I saw the spoilers from ACIII and... well. Yeah.

So let's add some more Desmond tragedy: Give me some Desmond/Malik. Desmond falls in love with a man who's about a millenium away from him. And who only exists in his head.

Desmond/Malik: Bleeding Love (1/2)

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(filler!anon has been thinking about that couple for a while now, and inspiration struck. Shortfic incoming. :) )

Safety and peace.

The words rang in Desmond’s ears as he woke up. With a grunt, he rolled onto his side and glanced at the digital clock. It showed 3 something AM, but by this point, it was just numbers to him. He was losing all sense of time in this place. His room was windowless, grey in grey. He could see the sky outside in the laboratory (for the lack of a better word), but sometimes they sent him to bed hours after nightfall or in the middle of the day, so that lost its meaning, too.

The worst contributor was the Animus, though, which levered him out of reality and forced him into Altair like a square peg into a round hole. It left him swimming. When he was awake, he was in the Animus not being himself, when he was asleep, he had vivid, confused dreams in which his identity fractured and wavered.

Safety and peace.

He concentrated on the calming voice. He’d only heard Malik say it once, a muttered greeting as Altair stepped into the bureau. They were getting close to the ill-defined goal now, he gleaned from the conversations that he heard while standing on the counter in his bathroom, listening to the doctor and his assistant. Desmond wasn’t sure what to think about that. Part of him wanted it to end, of course, but that part wondered what would happen afterwards. It was probably too much to hope they would just let him walk out of here. However, another side of him was not yet ready to give up the dust and heat of the Holy Land’s streets, the bustle of its cities, the hot wind rustling his hair when he stood on its roofs... and Malik. Not now when he was finally starting to warm up to Altair.

He’d been dawdling on this mission in Jerusalem forever with just about anything the Animus would allow him to. He saved all citizens in peril, completed every inane task the informants would give him and climbed even the highstest buildings. He rode through the countryside for hours on end, dispatching templars and collecting flags just to give himself the illusion of a sensible task and a reason to prolong the time of his stay in Jerusalem. What he most liked to do, however, was rest in the bureau, and watch Malik work through the open door.

Desmond sat up in his bed, leaning back against the wall, and rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand. He was very well aware that a man who’d been dead for a good eight hundred years wasn’t exactly the perfect choice for his infatuation. But... Malik was there, he was right there when Desmond laid down in the Animus. He was real, just like the heat and dirt and noise and solidity of the Holy Land, a second reality, just as true to Desmond’s senses as this one. He could hear Malik’s voice and smell the incense on him, watch the way he would sometimes still turn, pause, and then turn around again to reach up for something on the shelf because he’d forgotten for a moment that he didn’t have his left arm to anymore. Little details, habits that he grew to know.

Or was that all just the machine’s doing? The apparatus could only work with what he provided, though. Or at least Desmond guessed that was what happened. Hell if he knew. He pushed the thought away and returned to Malik. Altair had respected the other man, he could feel that with the newer memories, even felt affection, though nothing more. Once, Desmond had tried to rectify that and made to kiss Malik in one quick smooth motion, but suddenly the world fell to rectangular pieces, blinked, and he was glitched back three steps, with Malik looking at him expectantly.

Since he had no memory to relive, he had to make due with his own imagination. If he’d been Altair, he’d have walked in one day and pushed Malik against the white walls of his bureau. Desmond took himself in hand under the blanket as he imagined Malik’s body flush against his, only separated by the cloth of their robes. Their hands were hasty at work, their lips pressed painfully tight together, and Desmond in Altair’s body swallowed Malik’s colourful curses and protests until he’d caught the other man’s head between his mouth and the wall and Malik yielded. He started moving his hand up and down on his cock, thumbing the head, as he imagined grinding against him, Malik’s hips thrusting against his.

It was frantic in his imagination, just like his fingers on himself. In his head, he grasped their manhoods in his hand, squeezing them together, his head resting in the crook of Malik’s neck, breathing in his smell. When he bit him Malik tugged hard at his hood and pulled him back, but kissed him after another insult, which made Desmond smile even in the confines of his prison.

He came pushing himself into his hand, against Malik, the dai’s strong remaining arm wrapped around his shoulders and biting back noises, still stubborn even as he spilled himself over Altair-Desmond’s fingers.

Desmond wiped his own seed off on the pillowcase that he didn’t sleep on. They always changed it and he didn’t feel like being secretive. Wasn’t like there weren’t cameras all over his room, anyway.

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Charles Lee/Connor Hatesex!

(Anonymous) 2012-11-13 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Because cmon, their last scene was so frickin intimate, something's got to have happened to warrant that.

Don't care who tops, but angry frottage would be very much appreciated.

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Seconded because I gotta agree, that was pretty hot.

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-13 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It's only been ever done Once, and I'd really appreciate more of it.
Writers choice as to setting and tags, as long as it's firmly Fed/Mal.
I'm on my knees, anons.

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All my love to the Anon who fills this!


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Assassin's Creed: Wedding Planner

(Anonymous) 2012-11-14 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Finally got the Homestead quest 'The Wedding', but those bastards at Ubisoft set the quest up to make it seem like you're going to get to do a bunch of fetch quests for like everyone in the community...and then totally skip over it. And to top it off I didn't even get to mingle with everyone or dance at the reception!

Dear write!anon please fix this for me. Connor's clearly besties with both Norris and Myriam and has gone out of his way to make that relationship happen! Now he gets to plan the wedding! I don't need the ceremony (I don't generally like weddings of any sort but I do love Norris and Myriam) so I just need Connor doing planning and preparation, maybe with some help from the married women on the homestead. And of course a big party to top it all off with Connor dancing awkwardly (father daughter dance with Myriam and or Ellen prodding him to round out her dance card).

If you want to go really cracky I would still love it! Myriam says yes to the dress or goes bridezilla?! My Big Fat Colonial Wedding?! I don't care! Just get these crazy kids hitched!!

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YES. I'd love to see grumpy old Achilles in the middle of it all too.

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Shaun/Desmond, Shaun defends Desmond

(Anonymous) 2012-11-14 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
So Desmond's dad is being mean to him but instead of Desmond punching him in the face, Shaun rises up in his defence and rips Bill a new one.

Bonus points if during his rant Shaun accidentally outs them and/or says that he loves Desmond without meaning to

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-14 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!! Oh this! Because Shaun is being so fucking nice and supportive of Desmond in this game, and you just KNOW they're screwing on the side, but Bill doesn't know because Rebecca's been covering for them!

(Because she's badass and a good friend)

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Haytham and Connor: Christmas

(Anonymous) 2012-11-14 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Since the holiday season is approaching, I figured a festive prompt would be appropriate.

Haytham introduces Christmas to Connor, and they spend some time together celebrating.

(bonus points for some christmas lovin but that is completely optional and I'd just love to see them spending some bonding time together! :D)

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I want to do this... oh man, I do NOT need another prompt to fill... but I will try, nonetheless. I hate you for playing on my weakness of Haytham-Connor bonding time and love of festivities >:(

So, any preferences? Christmas on the Homestead, on the Aquila with the crew, a white Christmas in Boston? I'd like some leads, please.

Captcha: Purple sharks lol, I wonder what chemicals they've been dumping into the ocean now.

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WIlliam/Desmond and Shaun/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2012-11-14 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
William Miles is not just bad father, he also has carnal desire of his son. Shaun sees how sees how William slowly tortures Desmond and comes to help.

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