Charles, I have come to conclude, is pretty fucked up, yes. I think we can all safely agree that he needs help. Maybe some time in gaol as well.

Wow? Really?! Gosh, I'm blushing now. I didn't want to go too overboard on the more purple prose, so I'm very happy that you enjoyed the Duncan interlude.

I shall do my best! *salutes* thank you for reading!