I have this image in my head of Haytham bringing a newly-discovered Connor to a family reunion and warning him to stay away from his cousins, who are "a delinquent, a man-whore and a drunk". His son should be above the lot of them. Connor obviously seeks them out first thing.

Bonus: Desmond isn't a drunk, he's a bartender, and Ezio stopped sleeping around years ago, it was college- but yeah, Altair is totally a delinquent.

Could anyone write some sort of short scene around this? I can't write worth a thing, but I thought it'd be fun...