I have seen and participated in this in the Mass Effect kink meme, and it was kinda fun. Basically, each character is assigned a number; use the random number generator and write a drabble on the two pairings. We should totally do this. There is not enough crack pairings in this fandom. Can be A/U, het, gen, slash, wahtever

Numbers are 1-36.

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1 Desmond Miles
2 Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad
3 Ezio Auditore da Firenze
4 Ratonhnhaké:ton
5 Aveline de Grandpré
6 Lucy Stillman
7 William Miles
8 Shaun Hastings
9 Rebecca Crane
10 Clay Kaczmarek (Subject 16)
11 Malik A'Sayf
12 Abbas Sofian
13 Yusuf Tazim
14 Claudia Auditore da Firenze
15 Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli
16 Mario Auditore da Monteriggioni
17 Achilles Davenport
18 Robert Faulkner
19 Robert de Sablé
20 Rodrigo de Lanzol y Borgia
21 Cesare Borgia
22 Haytham Kenway
23 Charles Lee
24 Dr. Warren Vidic
25 Daniel Cross
26 Lucrezia Borgia
27 William Johnson
28 Johnathan "John" Pitcairn
29 Maria Thorpe
30 Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci
31 Cristina Vespucci
32 Sofia Sartor
33 Kaniehtí:io
34 Minerva
35 Juno
36 Jupiter