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Google is run by the Templars
http://jesusmsanchezl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Google-Drive-Logo.jpg
Incriminating evidence, I know. Anyways, the Assassins decide to infiltrate Google.
And discover that their ultra-fast search engine is powered by enslaved human clones.
All of them look like a young Steve Jobs.