Charles Lee is head-over-heels for Haytham, who is straight as an arrow. Clipper Wilkinson absolutely adores Connor, who is about as asexual as they come. For some reason, they use each other as replacements for the men they can't have.

Cue lots of self-loathing and hatred for the enemy. Scratching, biting, throwing insults. Keeping their trysts a secret from their respective allies.

...so yeah. Please?