I don't know why I have a sudden desire to see Altaïr and Malik as George and Meg from Paperman (http://youtu.be/aTLySbGoMX0).

I don't care who fits in whose shoes, I just one of them trying desperately to grab the other's attention and failing miserably. (Naturally this renders the lipstick paper useless, but I'm sure writer!anon can work around that.)