Someone wrote in [personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme 2013-02-01 07:58 am (UTC)

Between a Rock and Hard Place (pun very much intended) 9

Gah...sorry for lateness readers. Anon has been job hunting and feeling very depressed because of it lately. ):

Anyways, onto installment...


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Now, when a certain George Washington checked into his Ebay account the following morning on his favorite iPad (and yes, he named it Connor), he promptly spat out his coffee directly into the face of his friend, roommate and erstwhile partner in mischief.

"Someone's hacked my account!"

Sam blinked at him, and slowly mopped the coffee facial off with a towel.

"Do you have Capslock on?"

"No!"

"Numslock?"

"No!"

"Are you sure you typed it in correctly?"

"N-Yes!"

"Retrieve password?"

"These aren't the right recovery questions!"

"Ebay, not PayPal?"

"Yes, I'm on the right site!"

"Cross-checked with your hard-copy list of recovery questions?"

"Yes!"

"Username correct?"

"Yes!"

"Not_UR_founder?"

"Goddamnit, Sam, yes!"

...

"You've been hacked," Sam shrugged.

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