Three cheers for the good ship Aquila! Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah! The Captain can kill-ya, With a single look! His eyes are sharp as his blade, A blade that shines and gleams, But nothing does compare, To his almighty cock!
Three cheers for the good ship Aquila! Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah! The crew can mill-ya, With their speedy skills! Their hands are large but nimble, A broadside fired each minute, But nothing does compare, To their love in bed!
Fuck. That was supposed to be a chorus of praise to the anon!author. Uhm, it turned into a little gift for both author and op instead? But I really did love this ficlet - Haytham's exasperation made me laugh and Connor's defiance was the cherry on the top. Bawdy songs are the best - the ocean is a very different playground than on land, and there are no neighbours to complain about the noise!
Re: Shanties
Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah!
The Captain can kill-ya,
With a single look!
His eyes are sharp as his blade,
A blade that shines and gleams,
But nothing does compare,
To his almighty cock!
Three cheers for the good ship Aquila!
Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah!
The crew can mill-ya,
With their speedy skills!
Their hands are large but nimble,
A broadside fired each minute,
But nothing does compare,
To their love in bed!
Fuck. That was supposed to be a chorus of praise to the anon!author. Uhm, it turned into a little gift for both author and op instead? But I really did love this ficlet - Haytham's exasperation made me laugh and Connor's defiance was the cherry on the top. Bawdy songs are the best - the ocean is a very different playground than on land, and there are no neighbours to complain about the noise!