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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6

Sky World

≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Multiplayer Characters--there aren't enough fics out there for these hotties

(Anonymous) 2014-04-17 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, I just want to see some hot multiplayer characters getting it on. Anything goes... any game, any character, any kink--it's hard to squick me out. Bonus points for...

- The Huntsman and the Night Stalker working together on an assignment for the Order--and 'working together' in other ways as well ;)
- The Cutthroat with his dreadlocks, lots of hair-pulling--even extra bonus points for Cutthroat/Mercenary, as Kumi is Adrien's captain and all
- The Duelist/The Puppeteer: this is canon, after all. Maybe with a little knifeplay? Or a threesome with Felicia's bestfriend, Lady Black?
- The Navigator--I think we can all agree that he would have rather fucked Rhona as opposed to kill her... or at least fucker her before he killed her

Re: Multiplayer Characters--there aren't enough fics out there for these hotties

(Anonymous) 2014-04-19 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh goodness, it's not like I'm already drowning in prompts I'm supposed to fill. Darn it OP, I HAVE to fill this now! Are you alright with Rebel/Wayfarer, because they are like my biggest multiplayer otp like woah, the wayfarer is too hot.


(Anonymous) 2014-04-19 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Reply to this post a summary of the prompt you filled, and a link to the fill. If it is a notification of new chapters, I please ask that you post the summary and link to the fill, then reply to that comment the notification of a new chapter. Thank you for your time.

Petshop of Horrors x-over: Haytham and Wolf!Connor

(Anonymous) 2014-04-20 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
In trying to keep himself out of the rain, Haytham ends up in a peculiar little shop called 'Count D's Petshop'. However, instead of being sold an animal, he ends up bringing Connor, a boy who has wolf-like ears and a tail, claws, and fangs and whom the shopkeeper claims is a wolf, home for free on one condition: he keeps to a contract. Slowly, Haytham begins to see Connor as his son all goes well for a few years. Until he breaks the contract.

Prompt and fill:

Re: Stuckinthepast!post

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Re: Haytham/Charles

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Time travel Request

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Charles/Haytham, D/s, bottom!Haytham

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Immortality - surviving everyone

(Anonymous) 2014-04-21 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen quite a few 'person from the past has survived to the present time due to Apple/TOWCB/shenanigans' stories. Anon wants one where the others around the immortal person deals with it. Like Sophia coping with the fact that Ezio will outlive her, and their children. Or the Homesteaders born there are used to Connor always being around.

(or Altaïr scaring the crap out of Ezio when the Italian shows up in the Vault)

Re: Immortality - surviving everyone

(Anonymous) 2014-04-21 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...I would laugh so hard at that last one.

"No books, no wisdom. Only you, fratello m-"


*Ezio flees*

"...I have been waiting to do that for three hundred years."

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Fuck Tumblr

(Anonymous) 2014-04-22 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. It's three AM on a fucking Tuesday. OP is still awake why, you ask?
Because I have irrational fears.
Earlier today I saw one of those "Repost or this horrid thing will fucking kill/maim/torture you" on Tumblr (Seriously guys, stop, they aren't funny and some of us are seriously affected by them.)
Even though OP reblogged the thing, every time OP tries to go to sleep (my eyelids feel like fucking lead right now.) She imagines that thing popping up from somewhere and doing something horrific. Cue me crying and flinging the lights on. I have been seriously going through this process since eleven. It's three. Every single fucking time I try to go to sleep, even after preoccupying myself! I've read around nineteen fics and masturbated twice now, worked on a few fills and even had a few dirty fantasies about my crushy, yet as soon as the lights go out, the monster comes to mind.

So here's my prompt. Young!Ezio is deathly afraid of something that he really shouldn't be afraid of, but I'd rather as little detail on the problem as possible. It'd kind of defeat the purpose of me trying to relax. When I say afraid, I mean like tears streaming down the face "I'd rather dismember my owl limbs" kind of scared. Cue bigbrother!Fredrico teaching Ezzy it is seriously not a bad thing, but teaching him nicely and softly and showing him he is completely safe.

Re: Fuck Tumblr

(Anonymous) 2014-04-23 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
A!Anon from Unexpected hugs OP

And once I get done with Unexpected I'll do a little something for this :D

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AltMal - Mafia, Sex Extortion

(Anonymous) 2014-04-23 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Call me sick, but here is what I want:

- Kadar is neck-deep in debt
- he borrowed the money from Altair (old acquaintances?)
- Malik didn't know any of this (he doesn't even know Altair)
- Altair and his family (Auditore clans mayhaps?)are hardcore mafia
- Payday due = Altair wants money back

So Kadar has no choice than to drag Malik into this and Malik is so disappointed, but also concerned for Kadar and protective, so they decide to sell something real big (like their house or car) in order to re-pay, but still don't have enough to cover the interest. They go together to the family villa of Altair's mafia clan to ask for more time, but Altair changes his mind. Now he wants Malik (for sexual favors) instead of money.

In fact, Altair doesn't ask, he demands. (like threatening to shoot Kadar on spot if Malik doesn't comply) Worst is, Malik might have found the man appealing, under more normal circumstances. He gives Altair what he wants. Even worse is, he loves it. He hates it too. Take this prompt and do whatever you please with it.

Re: AltMal - Mafia, Sex Extortion

(Anonymous) 2014-04-25 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck it, I'm doing this. Nine pages already.

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(Anonymous) 2014-04-24 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Right, OP joined track. OP enjoys track most days, but sometimes she proceeds to run too hard and too fast and ends up with cramps and tense muscles and no boyfriend to massage it away.

Here's my request! One of the assassins, preferably pre-ACII Ezio or pre-AC Altair, is pushing themselves to a point too far past their apparent limits, but tries to act all tough and vigilant (it's what I do). Then lovely lover comes alongin the after hours and massages away at unhappy muscles, and then maybe they BJ smut, maybe they don't.

no but imagine

(Anonymous) 2014-04-24 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio is usually the one who everyone is desperately trying to get the attention of. but imagine if Ezio was desperately trying to get someone elses (sexual?) attention.
like doing really obvious seduction tactics and flirting.
hes like completely desperate and the other person is oblivious.

i dont really care who else is in the pairing as long as a) its a male b) its not Leonardo or Yusuf
(to be honest ive fallen for the Connor/Ezio ship, so bonus points if its Connor)
also bonus if: masturbation and pining
more bonus points: Ezio gets his satisfaction finally (ie being fucked really hard)

Re: no but imagine

(Anonymous) 2014-04-26 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
OP again! maybe it could be an ezio x male!reader? there arent many of those

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Ezio and the anal panic

(Anonymous) 2014-04-24 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio is a complete and utter manslut. If it has two legs and a pulse, he will sleep with it.

Except that he utterly freaks out at even the slightest mention of anal play. Whether done to him or being asked to do with someone.

He will happily seduce three girls at once, but will flee screaming if anyone gets near his butt or ask him to put fingers in certain parts ("She tried to touch my bum!" the battle-hardened Assassin shrieked with an accusing finger at the baffled perpetrator, clutching at the sheet for modesty).

When he asked Leonardo how men penetrate one another, Leonardo had to spend half an hour talking Ezio out of a nervous breakdown.

And so on and so forth.

Re: Ezio and the anal panic

(Anonymous) 2014-04-25 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want Ezio to eventually calm down enough to try it?

I read a beautiful fic in another fandom where the two guys were going at it like slutbunnies (for 20 chapters) inexperienced guy penetrating experienced guy (who fortunately adored bottoming), and the inexperienced guy took ages to decide to try being penetrated and was all "Not sure if want... but I trust you" and I could see Ezio trying it and going "DO NOT WANT DO NOT... Hmm. Not sure if want... Need to try again but NOT YET"

I could possibly do something along these lines if this is what OP wants. If OP just wants cracky anal panic I am not the Anon to do it.

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Do I really want to know?

(Anonymous) 2014-04-25 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
OP has been trying to woo a dude more oblivious than Ezio (Slams keyboard in frustration) and she's hooked on Do I Wanna Know... so, ya know. I'd be good with love-frustration feels. Particularly this verse:
"Have you no idea that you're in deep?
I dreamt about you nearly every night this week
How many secrets can you keep?
'Cause there's this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow and I play it on repeat
Until I fall asleep, spilling drinks on my settee
(Do I wanna know) If this feeling flows both ways?
(Sad to see you go) Was sort of hoping that you'd stay"
I've got a preference to Desmond and Ezio, btw. I'm hard to squick, and I must admit I love genderswaps and straight relationships. (Not that there's anything wrong with slash. I love slash, but I love straight slightly more.) One more thing; I don't want this to be smut. I want this to be frustratingly stupid people WHO CAN'T SEE HOW MUCH ANOTHER PERSON LOVES THEM because that's what I'm going through right now and AGH.

Re: Do I really want to know?

(Anonymous) 2014-04-26 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Would OP mind if this took part in another fill? I can so easily see this happening in Unexpected it's unreal. Or actually, no, I'll do a prequel to Unexpected.
No fair putting one person's prompt into someone else's fill.

But if you're not a fan of genderswapped Ezio/Leo speak now or forever hold your peace :P

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If I cannot touch you, I shall talk at you

(Anonymous) 2014-04-26 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Person A and B are in a perfectly steady relationship. Only that A is a bit embarassed, because B is so damn good in bed that A often just lies back and begs for it like a whore. So, deciding that they want to control their libido just a little bit, A refuses B one night (perhaps by being frank and stating that they want to decide when to have sex or once).

B has no trouble accepting that. And then proceeds to vividly describe what A is missing out on until A is squirming and all "TAKE ME NOW!". And then mindblowing sex, and A trying to come up with a new plan.

Bonus point for voicekink.

Also not picky with pairing or genderswap.

Re: If I cannot touch you, I shall talk at you

(Anonymous) 2014-04-26 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded with the power of a zillion squealing fangirls!!!
This is one of my biggest kink, I just love you OP!

/this anon will give their soul to anyone filling this

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Puella Magi Madoka Magica

(Anonymous) 2014-04-27 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
So, this anon just marathoned Madoka Magica and fell in love with the series all over again...except for Kyubey, who I will forever hate.shut up spellcheck marathoned is a word! ono

But now I can't get the idea of a crossover out of my head! Who fills what role? Some ideas:

Juno takes Kyubey's role, because she's was unknown in the AC series for most of it and we all hate her as much as that furry ball of evil.

Desmond could be Madoka, with extreme potential for greatness that Ubi didn''t utilize I'M NOT BITTER and sacrifices himself for his friends and the world. no i'm not giggling to myself over the image of des in madoka's magical girl outfit...not at all

Altair in Sayaka's role, wishing to give Malik the use of his arm again (making myself wibble here....)

Clay as Homura, trying to save Desmond but failing and losing to the new world Desmond sets up? (ooooh! or swap Clay and Desmond's roles?)

Err, that's all I got for character placement (No idea who could replace Mami or Kyouko, as their backgrounds don't really seem to fit in game) Go wild anons! This could get extremely cracky or extremely wibbly depending on how a writeanon would want to play it!

Re: Puella Magi Madoka Magica

(Anonymous) 2014-09-09 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Haven't watched PMMM, but this anon has a thing for Assassins as mahou shoujo, so this is definitely seconded!

Another thing that I probably shouldn't promise but: I have been drawing the Assassins in mahou shoujo dress. As men. But pretty men that could be women, because my art style sucks. I'm done with Ezio and Altaïr and midway through Connor. Will draw Edward and Desmond as well. If and when I finish, I'll add a link here (if OP anon is interested)!

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(Anonymous) 2014-04-27 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The modern crew are doing their thing in Monterrigoni when Desmond starts noticing odd things. Namely that Ezio's memories gets longer and longer sequences where he isn't an assassin, but instead works undercover in a bank and is just plain Ezio No-Last-Name-Given.

With a bit of puzzling, the crew realises that, somehow, someone in the past changed a few details that ensured Ezio never became an assassin (perhaps made certain that Leonardo was trialed and hung for sodomy, thus never around to fixing the blade and making the gun and such?), and left the Borgia free to locating the Apple and the Staff and taking over Italy.

And in the present time, those changes are starting to leak through, and only the crew's close presence to the Animus keeps them mostly unaffected.

And so the race is on to solve the mystery, find a way into the past to once again set right what was made to go wrong, and prevent Desmond from being erased from time (I don't care how you do that; introduce a TARDIS or Apple shenanigans)!

Strange felonies

(Anonymous) 2014-04-28 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
I've read a few articles about people being sent to jail in Italy for loud sex.
Seriously. They were having fabulous, loud sex and then the court was just like "Into the slammer!"
Obviously, this means that Ezio has to have incredibly audible fucking sessions and the guards decide that they need to investigate their raucous racketeer.

Re: Strange felonies

(Anonymous) 2014-04-28 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded with ten thousand decibels

REPOST: Reverse Bleeding Effect

(Anonymous) 2014-04-28 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
After the events in Rome go down Ezio obsesses over the meaning of the words meant for Desmond, and devotes a lot of his time to spying on Des in the 21st century using the Apple. The results are random shifts into english, talking about crazy shit like blenders or vacuums and occasionally calling Leonardo 'Shaun'.

Bonus points for Leonardo straightening him out with a good old fashioned 15th century ploughing.

Re: REPOST: Reverse Bleeding Effect

(Anonymous) 2014-04-29 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded just for the phrase "straightening him out with a good old fashioned 15th century ploughing".

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A moment of stillness in a chaotic world

(Anonymous) 2014-04-29 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, nonnies, I'm in the mood to cry. I'm still hung up on the "Holy fuck, Ubi, Desmond is fucking dead!" thing (well, isn't everybody?) and I want some feels.

Let's say that it's the night before The End, and Desmond knows that he's about to go through Connor's last memory. By this point in time he's accepted there is very little chance of him actually surviving this whole ordeal, and jumps out of the Animus for a little while. William, Shaun, and Becca are all asleep, so he decides he wants to see the sky one more time. He goes out the exit and sits down and does something Desmond-y. What does he do, anons? Does he contemplate everything that's happened up until now? Does he write letters to everyone, including Luce and Clay? Does he tell the stars about all of his regrets? Does he flush everything out, sit there, and just be Desmond again? Not Alty, Ezzy, or Conny, but Dezzy? Does someone notice he's gone and go sit up there with him for his last moments in bittersweet bliss?
Make me cry, anons.

REPOST- Mal+Alt - Creeper gaurds

(Anonymous) 2014-04-29 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
(Dicking around on kinkmeme 3 brought me here. I'd fill it, but I never played Alty's games and when I read this prompt my brain was like NEED. This isn't my prompt, but I'm reposting because the world deserves to have something this wonderful in it.)

So I was dinking around playing AC1 and I had gotten pushed, back first, into a Templar knight and like 5 guards where all over me.

My mind couldn't help but dwell on how it looked like the guards were feeling Altair up for a second there.

Okay so, prompt time. Altair gets cornered by several guards (maybe a few Templars get thrown into the mix too?) and they seem to be paying the wrong kind of attention to our little eagle. (well, any attention from the guards is bad attention I guess.)

Normally Altair could fight them off no problem, but due to the sheer volume of them and the location (backed into a corner) they grab at him and snatch up his sword/knife/hold him down. They then proceed to molest the hell out of him. Luckily Malik shows up before anything too bad happens but the damage is done; Altair is severely freaked out.

TL;DR- Guards and Templar knights molest Altair but Malik shows up before they go too far. Altair is traumatized.

Re: REPOST- Mal+Alt - Creeper gaurds

(Anonymous) 2014-04-30 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
And then the Healing Cock(tm)?

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1700's is sexy

(Anonymous) 2014-05-01 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I was undressing from a fancy party yesterday, and I was in this elegant suit with a bow tie and lipstick and I curled my hair too! But, I was looking real fancy and rich (ha. hahaha) and then I came home. Started undressing until all I was left in was a couple pieces of lingerie (Wearing it to the party made me feel fancier because it was my best pair).
Same kind of thing happening, and then smut, the glorious smut! Because it was a 1780's themed party, can I have Aveline, or Anne, or even Mary? Heck, I'd be good with a sexy genderswap, too. It can be femslash if you want it to, but I love het just as much. There are a few ships that squick me, so if you need to know, just ask.

Re: 1700's is sexy

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you feel about Fem!Connor/Thomas Hickey? As I have something that's part of a way bigger fic I'm working on that fits in perfectly with this. I even found a real dress from the era online I've modeled Fem!Connor's outfit on, because I love details...

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Malik and arm puns versus fantatically ethical correct Altaír

(Anonymous) 2014-05-01 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So Malik lost his arm. Yes, it sucks. But he decides to fuck that arm (not literally), because, he still got his right, dominant one. Instead he starts making arm-related puns whenever he gets the chance - and is only snippy at Altaïr because the stupid grandmaster novice caused Kadar's death.

Altaïr, in turn, thinks the snippyness is due to the loss of the arm, and goes extremely paranoid in never-ever-EVAR mentioning anything arm-related around Malik.

So if an innocent novice asks for a hand while Malik is around, Altaïr will immediately chew out the novice for being an insensitive twat that needs to do four laps around Maysaf... While Malik tosses his prostetic arm to the novice without even looking up from his maps.

Re: Malik and arm puns versus fantatically ethical correct Altaír

(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god yes I want this so bad someone fill please!!


(Anonymous) 2014-05-02 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
These two have quite a history together both in AC canon and in... well, history.

I'd like to see something maybe around the time Ben was still mentoring him and acting as his captain, or maybe a little make-up after their argument over acquiring medicines! Either works, and I'm open to endless scenarios these two could have (jealousy over how Blackbeard was said to have 14 wives, for example).

I'm a huge sucker for secret relationships too if anyone wants to put more story to it!

Salai/Leonardo/Ezio sandwich

(Anonymous) 2014-05-02 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I have read the Kinkmeme. Yes, the ENTIRE Kinkmeme! And I am dissapoint, anons. We haven't had a single Salai/Leonardo/Ezio threesomes yet (closest we've got is an implied one).

So, Anon requests sexytimes with our Italians! Maybe Ezio and Salai argue over who of them is the better lover. And decide to settle it with a threesome fucking marathon. And Leonardo is of course all for that shit, and insists that they have to repeat it - several times - he can judge fairly.

Re: Salai/Leonardo/Ezio sandwich

(Anonymous) 2014-05-02 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't this count?

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Pseudo fills

(Anonymous) 2014-05-04 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
As discussed before, there aren't enough fills. But in my opinion, it's worse to get a pseudo fill instead of no fill at all.
It seems to happen a lot lately, so I've made a list, listing all pseudo fills over the past few pages, starting at page 17.
And with pseudo fill I mean, someone who says he/she will write a fill but then never replies to the same prompt again.
Those prompts with pseudo fills virtually got no chance at ever being written if the orginial filler doesn't return, either to fill or to release his/her claim on the prompt.

This list as a reminder for writers who've forgotten about a prompt they said they would fill, and for other writers who would like to fill a prompt.

Page 17
Edward/Vane, one-sided Vane/Rackham, on the island
Why knocking before entering is proper ettiquite
American Gods cross over?
Forbidden love

Page 18
Altaïr/Everyone - the many uses of the Apple

Page 19
Captured Templar
Sleepy sex

Page 20
Arranged marriage
Insane stamina meets no refractory period
Shaun/Desmond and being dorky nerds

I haven't included page 21 because it's a bit too soon to differentiate between pseudo taken and really taken.

Re: Pseudo fills

(Anonymous) 2014-05-04 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You can take Forbidden Love off the list because BroHood!write!anon IS working on a fill, she promises you. My muses have been mean and I've been trying to resolve RL problems.

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Child Ratonhnhake:ton and Washington: First Meeting

(Anonymous) 2014-05-04 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see a fic in which Washington and Ratonhnhake:ton meet when the latter is just a child. Perhaps it's before Washington is about to raze Ratonhnhake:ton's village, and maybe after their meeting, he decides not to go through with it, the child's innocence having influenced him. Or maybe, even after the meeting, he does go through with it, justifying to himself that war will always leave behind orphans and why should he make an exception for this native child?
Maybe, he meets Ratonhnhake:ton shortly after the razing of the village and is hit hard with guilt when he sees a grief-stricken child who has just lost his mother. Perhaps, Ratonhnhake:ton, upon seeing Washington, connects the dots and realizes that it was this man that had burned his village and murdered his mother, and maybe, this causes him to side with the Templars later on in his life. Or maybe, Ratonhnhake:ton still thinks the culprit is Lee, but is suspicious of Washington nonetheless.
You can do this however you want, except for one other thing: please, no shota.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman crossover?

(Anonymous) 2014-05-06 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone seen that movie? Because they actually meet up with Leonardo da Vinci during a stint through time that causes the time machine to run out of power and requiring Leonardo da Vinci to build a giant centrifuge so that they can fling themselves through time and eventually ended up tearing a hole in the space-time continuum and had Beethoven rock at DDR... It makes sense in context, I swear.

In any case, Leonardo in that story has tried to build a child. It turned out so very creepy that even its inventor ran away screaming from it.

How would Ezio and group react? Did Leonardo build it after Ezio expressed a desire to have offspring? Is it powered by a Piece of Eden? How did he make a voicebox to say 'dada'?!

(and how does Ezio react the first time Leonardo tells him that he knows a talking dog from the future?)

Re: Mr. Peabody and Sherman crossover?

(Anonymous) 2014-05-07 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hot damn, accept my seconding of your prompt with a million units of something, OP.
(Captcha: If a person is called Charles, what is their name?: LEE, GTFO THIS IS ACII NOT ACIII JESUS)

Pacific Rim/ AC crossover

(Anonymous) 2014-05-07 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know how this will work, but... you know...
I have been obsessed with this movie (and spaghetti, but that doesn't apply) for like a week, and now I just NEED this.
(Newt is the best person ever so I will ship you my soul AND my first born if you make Leonardo him. And maybe Malik as Hermann Gottleib.)
I can kind of see it with Ezio and Desmond on the Gypsy Danger, with maybe Connor and Haytham or Haytham and Edward on Striker Eureka. Not really sure where you could put Altaïr, but according to the wikia, there's a Mark-2 called Eden Assassin, so you could run with that, too. I can sort of see Al Mulaim as Stacker Pentecost, or maybe Altaïr, or possibly Achilles. I'd also like to see Mary, if you can fit her in, and maybe Claudia.
Not really sure how exactly you'd fit Templars in... but you're kinkmemers. You'll find a way.
Just, please, Kinkmeme? This fandom has consumed me almost as much as AC has. (No fandom will ever surpass AC, though.)

Re: Pacific Rim/ AC crossover

(Anonymous) 2014-05-07 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
And well, yes, OP is a bit of a Kaiju groupie.
(Otachi! Wooooo!)

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Leap of faith fails (whump!potential)

(Anonymous) 2014-05-10 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Replaying AC, it cannot help but escape this Anon's notice that a lot of haystacks are in carts or on tiny platforms or near boxes and other things that are not nice to land on. Heck, even AC1 has an assassin miss his haystack slightly and end up with a broken leg.

So Anon wants to see our main assassins get hurt! One of them misses the haystack? There's a rock in that pile of rose petals? The tide is low while trying to jump into water? An arm catches the edge of a roof during the fall? A head comes into close contact with the edge of a cart? That eagle gets in the way? So many ways one can get hurt while in freefall!

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