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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6

Sky World

≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Why has this not been done?

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ok I've been reading a lot of FedericoXVieri here lately and I found a couple about Vieri reaction to the hangings.

So what I want is this: Vieri warns Federico. Maybe he tells him in time and the Auditore men survive, maybe only Federico escapes, maybe it changes nothing. Don't care too much as long as Vieri makes an effort.

Bonus: Ezio reaction finding out Vieri saved/tried to save his family.
2nd Bonus: Mentions of Vieri's father's reaction

Re: Why has this not been done?

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding this so hard. I saw a similar prompt a while back but I don't think it was ever filled :(

Ezio/Leonardo - Friends with Benefits

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't really found any fic where there wasn't a blossoming romance between these two... I want one!

At a glance, Ezio and Leonardo just seem to be bros. Leonardo help Ezio write love ballads for cute girls, Ezio helps Leonardo find cute guys, and they will help their friend pick up the pieces of a broken heart after a messy breakup.

And behind the scenes, they enjoy ploughing each other, because, frankly, they're both great at sex.

Repost! Haytham. Language kink. Welsh

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Not the original OP but I would love to see this filled!!

double prompt altmal deathfics

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
this is a request from p 26 SOMEBODY PLZ FILL THIS

senario 1
Malik waits and waits but it's been 1 weeks since he's last heard from Altair. He thinks of all those times Altair smirks at him and tell him it's going to be an easy assignment, no sweat, and all those times he returns unscratched and as arrogant as ever. He finally loses patience and sends an informant to track Altair only to find out...

senario 2
Malik sends both Altair and his apprentice novice to do an assassination. Altair sees how much Malik is fond of that kid. He reminds Malik of Kadar.
When no news comes to Malik for a few days, he gets worried. Finally the novice crashes into the bureau bloodied, but no Altair...

Make me CRY!!! and yaoi and/or implied Malik/Altair welcome!

Re: double prompt altmal deathfics

(Anonymous) 2014-10-07 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
lol this is my request

Altair/Malik: Fart fetish

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to start off this post by saying this is NOT a joke. I legitimately have this fetish and I'd to see it get filled (even though it probably won't). I'd like to see an Altmal fic, preferably with Malik farting on Altair, but both of them doing it to each other is good too. I'd like to see facesitting, holding down, rimming, humiliation, etc. If you have any questions about this, please don't hesitate to ask.

Rite of Passage

(Anonymous) 2014-09-09 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
At a certain age, most novices are skilled enough that they are capable of completing simple missions, yet young enough that they can pass as a girl given the right clothes. As it was a BROTHERHOOD back in the days of Altair, there had to have been missions that would be easier if they had female Assassins (infiltration, cover stories, ect.), but lacking that they make use of what they have i.e. prepubescent novices. What started as something done out of need eventually develops into a tradition and thus every novice skilled enough to be entrusted with missions at that age will get a cross-dressing mission.

Possible senarios:
1. Altair and Malik on a mission to infiltrate a corrupt official's home by blending into the harem, eventually turns into a competition between the two of them on which is the better girl.

2. Altair, Malik, Rauf and maybe even Abbas compare stories of each of their cross-dressing experiences. (Maybe Maria finds out about the tradition and becomes curious)

3. On a mission where Kadar is posing as Malik's younger sister, the older Assassin has to restrain himself from completing the mission himself when the target gets a bit too handsy with his younger sibling.

Anything else you can think of would be fine as well!

Re: Rite of Passage

(Anonymous) 2014-09-12 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
w!Anon is on it, OP.
Tryhardmode engaged.

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"Fuck him or I will kill him" - non/dub-con forced sex

(Anonymous) 2014-09-09 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Random bad guy (Cesare?) manages to capture Assassin and their friend/mate/whatever. And decides that because this is on a kinkmeme, the two prisoners should fuck each other.

With a twist. If any of them disobeys his commands along the way, he will kill the other person. So if the assassin refuses, the friend will get their brains blown out (literally), and vice versa.

And of course neither assassin or friend can get themselves to let the other die for their disobedience. They'd be more than happy to take the bullet themselves, but cannot handle the thought of seeing their friend killed right before them.

Would be lovely with some old-fashioned H/C afterwards.
okami_hu: I slash everything. SRSLY. (slasher pride)

Desmond/Rebecca, lightherated fun

[personal profile] okami_hu 2014-09-10 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless it's specifically against the rules and laws of the Kinkmeme, I'm not anoning, because I have no shame, nor the desire to let any reply go unnoticed.

I'm slowly crawling over the entire meme, gathering prompts and planning on finding a co-author, to share the work with. (This is a public service announcement) I'm not finished yet, but I think the meme lacks something like this:

Desmond/Rebecca, friendly, lighthearted, funny sexytiems. Just a little stress relief/game between friends. Maybe it started out as a pillow fight or a tickle war, maybe they were watching bad porn together, caught each other masturbating, whatever, but I really want these two to keep giggling through the entire smut like little kids. However, if you can still keep it detailed and HAWT, all the better!

Re: Desmond/Rebecca, lightherated fun

(Anonymous) 2014-09-10 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
First rule at the top of the page: "Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt." That said, meh, I don't see that deanoning is a problem when the prompt isn't anything that could ruffle anyone's feathers.

Also, seconded, because we really have way too little Desbecca on this meme. And it's a cute pairing. You just know it would end up goofy.


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Abbas/Altaïr I hate loving you

(Anonymous) 2014-09-13 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
This OP was thinking that part of why Abbas hates Altaïr so much is because he simply cannot accept how madly in love with Altaïr he is.

OP wants Abbas pining after Altaïr like crazy.

+Abbas having intense wet dreams about fucking Altaïr every which way in interesting acrobatic positions.
+Then waking up and angrily using his hand to bring himself off
+Abbas and Altaïr as children being adorable BFFs
++Abbas being crazy insane jealous of how much time Altaïr spends with Malik
+++and being unreasonably possessive and protective of Altaïr, a la "no one is allowed to hurt him but me"
+Abbas' friends noticing/recognising his feelings and their thoughts about it
+The Nile is not just a river in Egypt
+Altaïr actually has/had a crush on Abbas too. But Abbas is so cruel to him, he doesn't think a friendship, let alone a romantic relationship, is possible.

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You can never have enough genderswap hatesex

(Anonymous) 2014-09-14 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Not too many genderswap prompts lately, eh?
Always-a-girl!Altaïr is a cross dresser in my mind, because Al Mualim's generosity only reaches so far. In my mind, Malik is the only person that knows, be it by Altaïr's increasing trust in her best friend/fellow novice, or by accident.
Skip ahead a few years to their first reunion since Solomon's Temple, and Malik is filled with such unbridled anger and hatred at the sight of the novice woman that he is presented with three options.
1. Tell her the target's name and let her leave with a petty jab,
2. Jump over the counter and stab her in the face with a quill,
3. Or bend her over the counter and fuck her until she can't walk or speak.
This is not only A kinkmeme, but this is THE kinkmeme for hatesex (and slash, but I can't see any slash in this prompt) so Malik chooses lucky door number three!
1. A few novices walk into the bureau, eager for a mission, but decide that interrupting the most irritably rage-filled Rafiq and the most skilled Master-Assassin-turned-novice during the middle of such an act is a very, very bad plan.
2. A plethora of blunt objects and insults are thrown Altaïr's way as she tries to limp out of the bureau.

Re: You can never have enough genderswap hatesex

(Anonymous) 2014-10-07 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
is beautiful...

AC3/ Pacific Rim

(Anonymous) 2014-09-15 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe there hasn't been a full fledged crossover between these two things yet. I saw another prompt for this but it never got filled!

Alright so maybe Ziio dies in a Kaiju attack and Connor (who's 4 at the time) is picked up by Achilles, a Jaegar pilot who later adopts him. Years later Connors all grown up and ready to take control of a Jaegar. But who's gonna be his co-pilot? Enter his father who left him and his mother years ago for whatever reason. Connors not happy.

All the other characters can be put into the roles of your choosing. Heck, you can even bring in past assassins or historical characters if you want.

I will give you a million dollars if you somehow manage to include the Templars in this (maybe they support the Kaiju?)

Re: AC3/ Pacific Rim

(Anonymous) 2014-09-15 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Former PR crossover prompter here, YISSSSSSS SOMEONE FILL THIS

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/Apologizes repeatedly and blushes/

(Anonymous) 2014-09-15 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Above anon is quite right, in there being not much genderswap around. I get that there are few genderswap freaks, but it's one of the main reasons I come to this meme. Two genderswap prompts in rapid succession is a lot, however, but it's a kinkmeme, and what is the point of a kinkmeme if you can't prompt what you really, really want to see?
All I'm really asking for here is some Cesare/girl-Ezio noncon. Don't care how Cesare managed to catch the Assassin, I don't care whether it's in his own dirty little rape dungeon or in Tiber Island itself in front of twelve scarred recruits (I read a fic like this a while back, but no genderswappery. This is the preferred option because that fic was delicious, but I'll love anything you can come up with). Maybe Micheletto's there, holding the Master Assassin down while Cesare takes his plunder?
There's four things I love in life, anons. I love Cesare, genderswaps, noncon, and exhibitionism. If you can bring me all four in a fic, I'll be handing over my soul and my first born with glee.


(Anonymous) 2014-09-15 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Even though the game isn't out yet and all we have are a handfull of vids, this anon is apalled by the lack of ac:u prompts. Anon would kindly like to ask for Arno/Axeman (or any of the other co op chars). Just rooftop flirting, trying to better the other one in parkour, etc. Tbh can even be gen. Anon just wants some interractions ;u;
;u; where's the love, guys?

(Anonymous) 2014-09-15 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)

Sweetie, you are so in the wrong fucking place. If you're looking to shame someone, try looking at yourself. Holy shit, so much judgement. This is the place for things that no one would share outloud. If not here, then fucking where? Hmmmm, bottling it up vs. release. I'm going with the latter. The Former tends to hurt those around us more.

Besides, I'd rather have someone write about it, instead of someone doing it. You completely crossed the line hun. You're implying-- no you're SAYING that by reading this we are somehow okay with out children or family members being in such a situation. OMG you are so fucked up!!! That's such a disgusting accusation.

This hurts no one. Get your goddamn soapbox and leave.

IF anyone reaches this realization, (and that's their prerogative,) then it'll be by their own goddamn power, not through shaming.

You are disgusting.

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always-a-girl!Desmond/any villain from the series

(Anonymous) 2014-09-15 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Since all of these genderswap requests are popping up, I thought I would add my two cents too. >:D
Any villain from the series(Caesare,Robert, Daniel, Warren,etc)
It doesn't matter if it is noncon,consensual, or dubcon. Whatever you want to write.
It could be an AU,close to Canon as possible(since Desmond will be a girl), or Canon Divergence

Protective!Altair,Ezio,or Connor. You could use one or all of them. They could be family members or lovers.
Good friends Shaun,Rebecca,and Lucy.
Smut would be nice but not necessary.

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Sort of want to fill this with rapist!Daniel... no promises though

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Past domestic violence and vanilla sex

(Anonymous) 2014-09-16 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
'm so sorry for adding this into the ever-growing pile of prompts but I need to get the idea outta my head.

Small child Altair is a victim of domestic violence. He has an abusive drunkard of a father who often beats him and his mother. There are many sleepless nights when he finds his father brutally rapes his mother while hitting and shouting at her, leading him to think that sex is terrifying, all about violence and dominance. Altair can later kill the father to save his mom and himself, which is up to writeanon.

Abused childhood plus his life as an assassin, Altair gradually finds himself shying away from tenderness.

So when Malik wants to have sex with him, Altair feels shocked/confused/betrayed, and the horrible memories of childhood suddenly come back (mental breakdown maybe?). Malik tries to explain with loving words, at the same time showering Altair with gentle kisses and light touches until he calms down.

Hence Altair's very first and sweet and sexy experience. *winks wonk* With Malik being a total romantic, taking it slow, asking Altair if it hurts, etc...

Yes 'm done now.

Re: Past domestic violence and vanilla sex

(Anonymous) 2014-09-17 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Awwww, that's so sweet! Seconded~

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"What shall we do with the horny sailors" - Edward/crew

(Anonymous) 2014-09-16 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Assuming that Edward navigates ships like how we players do, he ends up stranding them on a sand bank more often than not. By some miracle, the ship survives those ordeals, even though the crew is getting a bit both annoyed and amused by these events. Even the betting-pot for 'when the cap't will run us aground again' doesn't always dispel the slightly grouchy moods while they sit around.

During one such wait, Adéwale relays the crew's grumblings to Edward. Who throws up his hands and go "And what do they expect me to do about it? Bend over and let them bugger my arse 'til the tide comes in?"

The crew decides that that is a marvellous idea. And, well, Edward thinks it's a brilliant way to relieve tension.

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Erotic uses for First Civ tech

(Anonymous) 2014-09-17 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Observatory voyeurism? Some dom can't find a willing submissive so they use the Apple? Or some third thing, with Memory Seals or idk?

Use your imagination. I just want to see what people come up with to fill this really.

uh, so glad this thing is anonymous

"... Where did you go?"

(Anonymous) 2014-09-19 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
(no new prompts in two whole days? sheesh, makes one wonder if we're left at just two or three people yelling prompts and fills at each other)

Our dear assassin comes home after a gruelling and tiring mission, and wants to put their feet up in the company of their dear sidekick. Only... The sidekick isn't there. Altaïr cannot find Malik, or Maria. Ezio finds Leonardo's workshop empty. Connor's homestead is abandoned by everyone. Edward's ship and crew are gone from the harbour.

Cue the massive anxiety attacks and panicked thoughts and general cycle of self-destruction.

A!A can choose freely if the sidekick(s) have been kidnapped, or if they have literally abandoned the assassin, or if people went out shopping and didn't expect the assassin to show up within that one-hour window where they weren't there.

Re: "... Where did you go?"

(Anonymous) 2014-09-19 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt it's only two folk, which would make it just me and you...
*screams and runs around*
But, yeah. Severe lack of peeps. And also, it might be that people are afraid to prompt with weird stuff. Fems are my biggest fav ever, and I withheld all of my prompts until a couple days ago when I prompted the malik-bends-femaltaïr-over-a-desk prompt. We don't see a lot of that stuff, and a lot of other stuff people like, so it might be that.
Just speaking from experience.
(Btdubs, I was the last reviving!nonny! High five!)

(Anonymous) 2014-09-19 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
OP has noticed that with the increase of attention on mental and physical disorders in media that most of it has not actually helped anything and just played on stereotypes and made them jokes. Having a disorder herself this has left OP feeling rather despodent.

So OP would like a fic of an assassin seeing a random stranger harassing someone like this but the assassin puts a stop to it through graphic public aggression and then becomes the person's friend.
Connor or Altair (more Connor) would be preferred to be perfectly honest.

Thanks for reading!

(Anonymous) 2014-09-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! Random!nonny has a severe paranoia disorder and moderate bipolar disorder. The worst thing is when people mock me by saying stuff like "I hate being bipolar, it's amazing!" Or "Oops, did you leave your sink running? Your house is probably flooded already! What about the garage? You probably left it open and some hooligan got into your house and stole everything!"
Yessssss Connor fics are amazing.

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(Anonymous) 2014-09-19 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
According to Tumblr, today is national pirate-speak day.
So, let's have Edward/his buddies/his crew/Adéwale talking like complete Hollywood-stereotype-fools. Just... "Arrrrrg matey, tis a galler two swillows and a swallop to starberd! *shakes hook and eye patch flaps in the wind*"( if that means something, please tell me)
Just ridiculous pirate nonsense.


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Now all I can picture is a drunk off their heads Edward and crew staggering around Nassau or Kingston or some random pirate island 'arrging' at random people and trying to kidnap innocent parrots.


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friend issues

(Anonymous) 2014-09-20 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So, anon is feeling a little down and quite bitter because despite her best efforts for the better part of 2 months and counting, I have been unable to get in contact with one particular friend, who, to add insult to injury, forgot to congratulate me on a milestone birthday earlier this year till 5 days later. After I reminded them.

So, now that the mandatory sob story is out of the way, and anger is partially vented, anon requests a fic where two friends lose contact with one another, for whatever reason. A fight, an insult, time, whatever.
A happy ending would be nice, but if not, angst will do.

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OP forgot to mention misunderstandings as well.

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Colonial Templars as an Actual Boyband

(Anonymous) 2014-09-21 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Cause who doesn't want to see them singing.

Maybe they were singing in the Green Dragon Tavern one day and they sounded good together and they got wildly popular and became the Mumford and Sons of Colonial America.

Or maybe a modern au where they're a super popular boyband that are constantly competing with another band called the Assassins that's led by Connor

Bonus if you include them singing modern songs (*cough*MumfordandSons*cough*)

Super bonus if you include other characters reactions to seeing them sing

Re: Colonial Templars as an Actual Boyband

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Hey OP, there's actually a nearly identical prompt for this on page 2. Hopefully someone will be inspired by one/both of the prompts and make a fill for the idea, because it's just too brilliant to not exist.

Altair pissing off guards

(Anonymous) 2014-09-22 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I often found myself messing with guards while playing AC1..gently pushing them as far as I can from their post, standing between two in the middle of a conversation until they yell and/or push me away, leading them on a chase all around the city; just pushing my luck as much as I can to piss them off haha

I would like a crack fic with Altair messing with a knight/guard/templar like this. taunting, name calling, playing his own game of tag, and maybe altair keeps going back to purposly mess with this guard/knight/templar for fun :p
ps. Maybe malik has to bail him out somehow?

Zombies yay

(Anonymous) 2014-09-22 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
If Walmart can set up the Halloween section a month before October, I can have a prompt a few days before.
Does anyone else just get the willies from drunkards? Does anyone else wonder why they hobble around and scream, shout, make very primitive noises? Why they claw at Altaïr when he passes? It's because they're zombies. Once, I was hanging from a ledge and four of them gathered under Altaïr, howling and hooting and snarling and growling, just standing there, waiting. I don't care how you pull this off, just give me creepy, snarly, zombies in a desolate city. Maybe Altaïr is sent to see why the none of the novices return from [insert city] and finds the area deserted save for the moans of the undead and the walls that are painted with blood, then gets trapped in said city as the zombies flock to the entrance and do not move? Maybe something completely different happens.
I'll hand out my first born if you give me this: See, in my reasoning, Altaïr (and all the others save for Dezzybear) would suck at fighting the undead hordes. I mean, just look at their attacks. All for the soft, internal areas, never for the head. No matter how fast Altaïr can adapt, that'd be hard to deal with, so he sticks to the rooftops. I'd prefer Acre or Jerusalem, too, because Acre is creepiest, and Jerusalem is my fav, and I found the creepy gathering-drunkards in Jerusalem.