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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6

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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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ConEzio Meet the Family

(Anonymous) 2014-10-05 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Soooo, I've fallen into the ConEzio hell recently. I thoroughly recommend it and all, but I would love to see some more fanfiction for it!

So anyways, I would really love to see Connor and Ezio dating, and Ezio deciding that he wants Connor to meet the whole family. And Connor gets really nervous, because it's been just him and his Ista for as long as he can remember (yes Ziio is alive deal with it), and will the Auditores like him, will they approve of his relationship with Ezio, will Claudia punch him in the face, wasn't Mr. Auditore some sort of big banker, and so on and so forth because we all know Connor is just a big ball of neuroses. But once he gets there the Auditores just...welcome him in, shower him with love and forcefeed him pasta.

Idk, I just want to see Connor interacting with the Auditores fluff.

We are family

(Anonymous) 2014-10-05 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
OP has a big brother, and he is very loving and protective. He's definitely saved my ass enough times.
What OP is looking for is the moderns specifically. Shaun is overprotective over either Lucy, Rebecca, or Desmond. If you'll do Desmond, OP would really prefer him to be a genderswap. OP, however, is looking for big-brotherly-shaun, and not really protective-boyfriend-shaun. Any other pairings are fine, as long as he's not fawning over his surrogate little-sister. OP admits she has a sweet tooth for Lucy/Desmond and Becca/Shaun hue hue hue

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Quietly, Altaïr!

(Anonymous) 2014-10-05 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want a fic where Malik says his most famous line of "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner. Do whatever you do before a mission. Only do it quietly"
And Altaïr goes and snivels in a corner.

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Edge of Tomorrow crossover thing

(Anonymous) 2014-10-08 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Just watched The Edge of Tomorrow.
Desmond gets covered in Omega blood somehow, or something similar, and lives that last moment just before touching Juno's Apple in the temple and setting her free over, and over, and over again, until he figures out a way to survive.
Maybe, he replays from when the crew first enter the Colosseum, right before Lucy gets intimate with Desmond's hidden blade.

Re: Edge of Tomorrow crossover thing

(Anonymous) 2014-10-12 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
awwww awesome! seconded


(Anonymous) 2014-10-08 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I like all the modern prompts! Can I add one too?

I've seen a lot of fics where someone from an Assassin's life who died welcomes them to the afterlife, the majority being Connor. I think I've seen one for Desmond, but I'm not sure.
I love those, but what I'd like to see is Desmond welcoming someone to the afterlife. Maybe the Templars found their new hideout and initiated another Purge. Maybe Lucy crosses over with Desmond so that they can explain to Shaun that no, that body on the floor with nine bullet holes in his chest that looks exactly like you is not, in fact, part of a dream. Maybe they coax a ghostly Rebecca away from a still-living Shaun, who's sobbing over the gaping stab wound in her abdomen. Maybe they welcome William. Just, give me bittersweet angst that'll make me cry tears of joy and sadness at the same time.

Re: Bittersweet

(Anonymous) 2015-09-16 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
fucking sign me up to get my heart stomped all over

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Adha gets no love

(Anonymous) 2014-10-09 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I would loooove to read some Altair/Adha Smut b'cause she's awesoooome!

Dove sono i miei bambini?

(Anonymous) 2014-10-11 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Kinkmeme, It's been over a day since we had anyone do ANYTHING.
Because non is playing Brotherhood, let's have a brotherhood!reviving!prompt.

Ezio comes to Isola Tiberina, looking for relaxation after a hard mission/some other reason. Cue rising concern as he discovers all of his novices missing. And then comes the panic attack as he finds those few who have risen to the rank of Assassin are also nowhere to be found.

Maybe the Assassins talked the novices into playing a prank on Il Mentore and are all huddling in the haystacks, benches, and rooftop gardens of the island.

Maybe they're being held prisoner in Cesare's rape-dungeon as he and Micheletto get to interrogating them.

Maybe they all went for a field trip and are sitting on top of Il Colosseo admiring the setting sun and engaging in idle chat. Your choice, nons!

Re: Dove sono i miei bambini?

(Anonymous) 2014-10-11 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
This prompt is hilarious. Passerby!Anon votes for cracky comedy.

I can has Breaking Bad actor fusion?

(Anonymous) 2014-10-12 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Many moons ago, when I was watching Breaking Bad, the first thing I thought upon seeing the character Donald Margolis was "Holy shit he looks exactly like William Miles!"

I began to cackle nerdishly under my breath and my family was like wtf?
so I told them "That dude looks just like the dad of the guy from my videogames!"

After the episode concluded I checked on IMDB what actor played Don and HOLY SHIT it's John de Lancie a.k.a. William Miles' voice actor! (he's more famous for being Q but that doesn't matter right now)

Anyway! Now I want to read a fanfic where Donald Margolis is really the same person as William Miles.

Here's the concept I've come up with: (ahem, spoilers ahead for both AC and BB)

Initiates showed that Bill took some time off from the Brotherhood after what happened to Desmond at the end of AC3. Well, what if he moved to New Mexico and tried to start a new life during that time? What if he adopted a pseudonym and also adopted a daughter? Perhaps he had drug issues of his own and he met Jane through the sobriety group, learned that it was very hard for her to stay off drugs now that her parents were gone, so this is why he decided to adopt her.

Then he's plunged into absolute despair* when Jane is taken from him even more cruelly than Desmond was, since her death didn't even save the planet!


Re: We are family

(Anonymous) 2014-10-12 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
OP will make sure to keep breathing or big brother will make her XD but that won't stop her from being very happy!

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(Anonymous) 2014-10-12 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Crap, OP misfired!

Have a belated misfire!fill

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Searching for bambini

(Anonymous) 2014-10-13 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
So, this is more of a prompt for prompts. OP has been looking all over delicious and whatnot because she loveloveLOVES her brotherhood recruits. She cannot get enough of her bambini.
I know of a few brotherhood recruit prompts, but most have already been filled, and some of the meme is unarchived is that even a word. So, if you find any recruit prompts, please leave a link and description below so that I (and others who can't get enough recruits) can fill some!

Captcha says: Robert's name is? Hmmm... ACI recruits work too!

Re: Searching for bambini

(Anonymous) 2014-10-13 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Anon from the delicious archive here. So, I was going to wait until I was done with the whole meme, but whatever, since there’s demand and I’m done with it, I’ve unlocked Part 2, so you can go through all those recruits related prompts if you want. Part 1 was before Brotherhood, so there’s none of that there.

Also, I’m going to take a wild guess and suppose that you’re the same anon from the next prompt, and just say I’m happy that made somebody laugh. We just needed a tag for all those fics where Kadar/Federico/Desmond/etc. is alive, so yeah.

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Why are you laughing?

(Anonymous) 2014-10-13 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Non was on delicious the other day because she was overtly bored and hasn't visited said website in a while. Scrolling around and I saw a tag that said "#AU:not dead" and I can't tell you how hard I laughed. I don't know why, but I swear I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

I'd like to see someone laughing at something that is not funny in the slightest. I don't care if it's something like Ezio laughs his ass off at someone's funeral because someone was giving a speech and phrased a sentence funny, or if it's something like Shaun is yelling at Desmond for some butter and Desmond is just rolling on the floor with tears of mirth because butter is so funny.

Different hands, same blood

(Anonymous) 2014-10-16 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
In that last moment, William shoves his son aside and touches the Apple, releasing Juno and deflecting the solar flare of death. He may not have Altaïr in his lineage, but he's got Ezio and Connor, and that's good enough for the Apple.

Plus, he's lived a full life. Desmond's has just begun.

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(Anonymous) 2014-10-16 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Fucking THIS!

Would have been the best ending for AC3.

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(Anonymous) 2014-10-17 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
post AC1, Malik has been trying to find a moment to ask always-a-girl and new Grandmaster Altaïr to marry him, but things keep getting in the way, like one or both of them being too busy or some emergency interrupting them just as Malik is getting to asking.

Then, when everything is FINALLY perfect… Altaïr asks Malik to marry her.

Malik for the millionth time isn't sure whether to kiss her or punch her.

Re: Genderbent!Altaïr/Malik

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Seconded so hard!!

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(Anonymous) 2014-10-17 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward Kenway is a selkie, and while the siren call of the sea has kept him from settling down and making something respectable out of himself this hasn't caused much trouble with his crew or the other pirates beyond the odd drunken "hey let's throw Kenway's pelt in a tree".

Until someone ACTUALLY steals his pelt.

It's up to the pirates to recover the captain's second skin, with only a few clues and an increasingly hysterical Edward Kenway's vague sense of where his pelt is to guide them.

Pairings are not required and up to you if you choose to include any. Bonus points if after they get the pelt back the other pirates immediately throw it in a tree.

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Yes pls someone write this

The Order is now ISIS (just read the discription)

(Anonymous) 2014-10-18 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
My dumbass posted this to the wrong part of the maymay, anyway, here it is;

Archer, anyone familiar with that show? I need a crossover with it, preferably with the first AC's characters.

The bureau is now a laundry mat as a front, Altiar stands in for Sterling, Al Mualim is Malory, and so on.

Yeah....heres some suggestions



Abbas-Barry/Other Barry

Damascus Rafik-Kreiger

Kadar-Possibly Cheryl

My brain is drawing a blank for Pam... you know what, fill in the rest of the cast with whomever, just know that anon hasnt played past revelations yet and would prefer not to include anyone past that.

Re: The Order is now ISIS (just read the discription)

(Anonymous) 2014-10-18 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like an interesting crossover and random!non would love to see it filled!

Random!non also has a little advice for OP. If OP hasn't played past rev, he/she is blessed with ignorance. Everything after that is just a spiraling hellhole of sadness and frustration and cussing out Ubisoft. I know a lot of people would disagree, but I recommend stopping there and enjoying the happiness.

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(Anonymous) 2014-10-19 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Istanbul truly is a beautiful map. Along with wizened oldzio and quirky Yusuf, it's probably random!non's favorite too. Not sure though, because Damascus was full of life for me too.

Just, be forewarned, OP. ACIII has bland colors and a cold, serious attitude. Only like three scenes made me laugh in the entire game. Connor is almost lifeless, as well. There is nothing fun to climb, and all you have to do is hold R1. Combat is overly simplified.
Black Flag may be colorful and have a more than a few funny bits, (they're pirates. I'd be mad if there weren't funny bits) but as before, nothing fun to climb (climbing controls even more simplified, same goes for combat) and a general sense of detached-ness. Not to mention the tears I shed constantly. Boats were fun though.

But the worst thing I have to say about them is the modern storyline. Seriously, OP, if you care about the moderns and Desmond, STOP PLAYING THE GAMES NOW

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(Anonymous) 2014-10-19 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
OP is back (is it bad that we're having a discussion in the kink meme? I'll shut up after this, promise...)

>Connor is almost lifeless, as well.
I heard about this. I don't care much for spoilers so I read up on it and iirc his reasoning was 'what you believe, it is not true' and that Haytham was the only worthy character in the whole thing, more pro-templar yada yada.

My main reason for replying and wanting to get Black Flag is for the glitches. PC + MODs + fucking up the system.

Shit like this happens and it is glorious. Praise!

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Connor and Black Flag talk

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Ubisoft's Editing Choices Are Peculiar Choices

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(Anonymous) 2014-10-19 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Lot's of Assassin's Creed 4 love of late, eh?

Well, I have a prompt. I remember on my first play through, right after Kingston Prison (you all know what I'm talking about. I don't want to spoil it for the above anon) I was sailing around and my crew thought it wise to strike up the "Captain Kidd" shanty. I started crying right then and told my crew to shut the fuckeddy shit up.

Say Edward's crew does this. How does he respond? Does he throw a bitch fit and tell his crew they better shut the shit up? Does he break down crying? Does he sail ashore and kill every redcoat he can see? Does he do something else?
Non was a rather fervent shipper of kiddway, too, so that definitely didn't help.

Some way to make Edward and Connor meet? (Granpa and Grandson Kenway please?)

(Anonymous) 2014-10-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I remember wanting to write a fic, but I couldn’t for the life of me write a proper fic of it, so let me just share this idea (copy-pasted this from my Tumblr. Haha)

I’d want some Edward and Connor interaction, but didn’t know how to actually do it, but then I remembered Connor running around and busting some ghost stories and mysteries then this idea came up.

Get ready for a summary or something of an unfinished story…!

Connor heard rumours about a Ghost Ship with an Assassin’s Flag being spotted near the Homestead whenever it’s foggy, so he rides the Aquila and investigates one foggy day (probably to disprove this so called Ghost Ship like everything else he’s proven wrong).

They did find the ship and even exchanged blows, literally, with their cannons and all. Mister Faulkner was surprised they’re even shooting at an actual Ghost Ship.

Once the other ship was silenced, Connor boards the Ghost Ship alone. And once he was there, he was attacked by a blond man with his dual blades which Connor easily blocks with his tomahawk and hidden blade.

Connor’s attacker backs off when he noticed the hidden blade and asks if Connor was an Assassin. And of course he answered yes he’s an assassin.

The blond instantly welcomes Connor and introduces himself as Edward Kenway. Much to Connor’s surprise. The man in front of him was his grandfather.
… So insert a lot of Grandpa and Grandson bonding here and Connor solving the mystery as to WHY THE HELL the Jackdaw is around America and all that stuff.

Aaand I reeeally want this to end nicely but heartbreaking cause the Grandpa and Grandson would part in the end…

See? I haven’t thought this out properly, but I hope everyone understands where this was supposed to go… In case anyone would like to make a fic out of this idea, I'd really appreciate it.♥

Re: Some way to make Edward and Connor meet? (Granpa and Grandson Kenway please?)

(Anonymous) 2014-10-21 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds neat!

DESYNCHRONIZED: Your Ancestor came inside

(Anonymous) 2014-10-20 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
For once, Desmond actually has to live through a memory of one of his ancestors doing the dirty…

Cue him desynchronizing every two seconds because he's not giving his partner a historically accurate rogering

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(Anonymous) 2014-10-20 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember a fill along these lines where Ezio was such a horndog that eventually Lucy, Rebecca, and Shaun took turns getting Desmond off...

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Smut? FLuff? Either/Both

(Anonymous) 2014-10-20 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Leonardo has cold feet. Ezio hogs the bedding.

How does the situation resolve itself?

And go!

Re: Smut? FLuff? Either/Both

(Anonymous) 2014-10-21 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Cue invention of the hot water bottle?

Edward Kenway - Rape/non-con,

(Anonymous) 2014-10-21 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
So... This Anon is in love with Grandpa Kenway. So much, but... this anon also enjoys hurting their favourites in horribly disgusting ways. Which is just an outlet. Anon wants... rape/non-con of the dear captain. Maybe a plot to it as well, but if it's harsh, brutal, and agonising for the captain, great! Graphic is nice as well, Anon would really really really love the anon!writer who shows before/during/after effect of the torment, even having Adewale realising whats happening, (accidental vouyerism, unhappy about it please) but says nothing?

Bonus points: You keep it in character, but still makes him a hot mess.
He doesn't enjoy it at all
Adewale knows but doesn't admit he knows until an increidbly inapproriot time.
Blackbeard befriends rapist and brings him onto Kenway's ship.
Rapist gets to grope and feel up Kenway in an awkward position where he can't run away.

Please don't:
No Kenway/male - As much as Anon enjoy it, not for this one please.
No saviour complex - hurt, all the way through.
Kenway ends up liking it and begging for more - Just... no. Please.

Go forth... and please, Have Fun. I know I will.

Replayed AC recently...

(Anonymous) 2014-10-21 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
I forgot Altaïr was voiced originally with an American accent...weird as fuck listening to it again.

Anyway, Ive two scenerios i cant get out of my brain. Feel free to go for either or, ill draw something for the anons that do fill.

Alright, option one.

Malik loves his dearest little brother. Such a good boy Kadar is- so young and sweet and he holds such high regard for Altair. My point is that I want an über protective Malik and an Altaïr who enjoys pushing buttons. Both assassins know Kadar is crushing hard for Altaïr and being the butthead that he is Altaïr is going to have fun with this.
He makes an off hand comment about it to Malik, who snaps and then Altaïr takes it to the next level, describing in full detail how he diddled Kadar and diddled him good. Of course, that didnt actually happen, but who cares? Angry Malik, do as you will with it.

Option two-

Kadar is a deviant who loves playing innocent. He also fantasies to Altaïr and Malik having hate sex. I dont care how it happens, just that it starts off with the two older assassins butting heads and then an eventual threesome. Preferably Malik and Altaïr think they have the situation in their control, but Kadar is the puppetmaster behind big, blue doe eyes and has those two play right into his kinks.

Yeah man...i can art but i cant write to save my life. To the anons who do fill, just make am a/n at the beginning of what you want and ill doodle it up. :3

Re: Replayed AC recently...

(Anonymous) 2014-10-21 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
omfuckinggawd im imagining kadar with HUGE anime eyes telling naked malik and also undressed altaïr to kiss

*dies of cuteness*

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A sentence. Use it as you wish.

(Anonymous) 2014-10-21 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I was writing something else and thought up this sentence but couldn't fit it in, so I'll leave it here, and see who can dream up some scenario to surround it.

The sentence is "Desmond growled, prompting a "Down, boy," from Rebecca."

Fill fill La de da

(Anonymous) 2014-10-22 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
"So this is just more of the Bleeding Effect?" William Miles sounded tired, and annoyed, and generally put out.

"Well, not 'just', but yes, the Bleeding Effect," Shaun began.

"Then why is he growling like a dog? Surely there's no DOGS in the family." Bill looked very offended.

"It doesn't have to be a real dog," Rebecca offered. "I mean, maybe he's just pretending--I mean, reliving a memory where someone was pretending to be a dog...." She trailed off, looking quizzically at Bill's flushed face.

Shaun, unobservant, continued. "For instance, if someone enjoyed, ah, a little bit of roleplaying in the bedroom--"

"That's repulsive!" the Mentor blustered.

As his father stomped off, Desmond growled again, prompting a "Down, boy," from Rebecca. Shaun stared at her for a minute, then said quickly, "I bet it was Haytham. Dirty Templar."

Rebecca scoffed. "I bet it wasn't. He probably barely got past doggy style with Ziio. But, uh, if you like to think Desmond thinks he's a Templar Grandmaster when he humps your leg, be my guest."

Shaun scowled. "Hand me that squirt bottle, will you?" he asked impatiently.

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Papa Wolf

(Anonymous) 2014-10-23 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
One of our main assassins is a parent now, and is awake at night trying to get their baby to go back to sleep. Right as they do… They come across a couple of thieves that have broken into their home. Cue the assassin intimidating them into leaving without laying a hand on them and while still holding their sleeping child.

I'd prefer Connor or Aveline, but any assassin works for this. I don't care who you pair the assassin with.

Re: Papa Wolf

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Oh no horrible memories of reading forsaken Edward no

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Haytham Kenway's Sing-a-Long Blog

(Anonymous) 2014-10-23 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
So the other day I was replaying AC3 while listening to the soundtrack for Dr. Horrible's sing-a-long blog (because multitasking, and what do you do with your weekends), and it struck me how Haytham and Connor's ideologies fit pretty well with the lyrics for My Eyes (see here: putting Haytham in for Dr. Horrible and Connor in for Penny).

My deranged mind now desires AC characters in a Dr. Horrible setting, with Templars as the ELE/Henchmen Union and the Assassins as the Superheroes. Doesn't have to directly follow the story, just take inspiration from it and have fun!

*Haytham Kenway as Dr. Horrible - cynical genius who believes people are flawed and must be controlled for their own good, desperately wants to build a relationship [up to you what kind] with his estranged son ("The world's a mess, and I just need to rule it")
*Connor as Penny - idealist who believes people should be free and will make the right choices, had a hard life but always looking for ways to help people, more than a little too trusting
(and a few Suggestions)
*Ezio as Captain Hammer - egomaniac, Casanova-type, loved by the people, can be a massive kind of a jerk ("Everyone's a hero in their own way; you, and you, and mostly me, and you!")
*Charles Lee as Moist - Haytham's friend/sycophant, perpetually sweaty due to undesirable superpowers

Re: Haytham Kenway's Sing-a-Long Blog

(Anonymous) 2014-10-24 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
this idea is so fucking full of win