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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6

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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Book of Assassins

(Anonymous) 2014-11-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Book of Life/AC crossover, because why not?

I really only have two character requests for this:
La Muerte as Altair and Xibalba as Malik.

Everyone else is up to you Anons!
Have fun!

Paul Revere/Connor

(Anonymous) 2014-11-09 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Paul Revere is annoying but it's obvious that he cares, and it seems like Connor kind of liked him back a little bit. So OP would like a fic where others are making fun of Revere and Connor steps up in his defense (out of love or friendship is up to the anon)

Fullmetal Assassins

(Anonymous) 2014-11-10 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I've been wanting to see some sort of crossover/fusion between AC and Fullmetal Alchemist. FMA was my obsession before I discovered AC and both series have similar themes: atheistic worldview, underdogs fighting the power, weird science fiction shit, etc.

I don't really care how you do it, but here are some ideas:

Edward Elric falls through a wormhole and finds himself on the Jackdaw and there's a heated argument over which Edward is the better fighter, leading to a duel?

Altaïr's Apple does some shenanigans and brings him to Amestris and he decides to start a branch of Assassins there to fight the corruption in the military?

Abstergo experimenting with creating Chimeras/Homunculi?

Desmond's arm gets melted off in the Grand Temple so Rebecca makes him some automail?

Make it gen, het, slash, whatever! IDGAF as long as I get some sweet sweet Fullmetal Assassins!

Re: Fullmetal Assassins

(Anonymous) 2014-11-10 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
oh, OP thought of two more:

Riza Hawkeye's got such good aim because she secretly has Eagle Vision?

Malik comes back from Solomon's Temple with a suit of Templar armor he's bound Kadar's soul to?

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ACIII multiplayer love?

(Anonymous) 2014-11-10 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Can I have a little something with the ACIII multiplayer avatars? I just love them so much. Het and Slash are preferred to Femslash, please.

Leonardo Procrastinating

(Anonymous) 2014-11-10 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
So Leo was known to take years, if not decades to complete some of his more famous artworks, right? Well, what if he procrastinated like a student with ten essays due on something Ezio wants done yesterday? A codex page he's just not fussed about, he wants to perfect the latest weapon design, he just has too much on his plate to prioritise Ezio, I don't know. Just give me Leo telling Ezio he'll get 'round to it eventually.

Re: Leonardo Procrastinating

(Anonymous) 2014-11-11 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is definitely something that needs to be written - just not by me...



(Anonymous) 2014-11-11 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I was strolling through the web for fanart and I came upon a drawing of Federico and a Female Vieri.
The image link:

+Like would Vieri still be a templar ass, if he was a she?
+Would Francesco even let her be a templar or try to just marry her off to get ahead?

-Already established FedVi is up to the author.
-I'd prefer a happy ending(such as the Auditore men not getting hanged), but canon-like would be okay too.
-Vieri could help with the escaping.
-Vieri could escaping with them is up to the author or face the punishment of her father.(I wonder what Francesco would do ? Knowing his daughter helped the enemy!)
-Smut is a plus but not necessary
-If smut is included, I want Vieri to be throughly debauched by Federico and left boneless.I just want very very hot sex and afterglow!

Re: Federico/Fem!Vieri

(Anonymous) 2014-11-12 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking as someone who is jonesing for more Federico/Vieri, I second this whole heartedly!

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Pairing: Shay Cormac/Connor Kenway

(Anonymous) 2014-11-11 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Warning, spoilers for AC Rogue and AC Unity, highlight and read at your own risk:

Re: Pairing: Shay Cormac/Connor Kenway

(Anonymous) 2014-11-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oooo, seconded!

Tight Spaces

(Anonymous) 2014-11-11 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's been a while since we've had the ol' "forced to hide in a tight space together, accidental erection" trope. I don't mind any assassin pairing, just make it that Person A is trying not to make it worse (hoping that the Person B doesn't notice), and Person B notices. Then does their best to make it worse.

All the while the occupants of the room are right next to their hiding space, blissfully unaware of the two Assassins in the closet.

No Haythcon please, everything else is okay.

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Haytham/Shay, BDSM, praise kink

(Anonymous) 2014-11-11 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I just finished watching an AC:Rogue playthrough and apart from absolutely loving the game I felt that Shay was such a dear bottom around Haytham. He comes off as a man very eager to please his superior, but also eager to be cherished (loved?).

So, the prompt is this.

Haytham can tell just how needy and starved for affection AND control Shay is, and considering what a talented, loyal Templar the man is, he decides to reward him by giving him what he needs. He takes Shay to bed and takes control.

Bonus points for Haytham actually being a considerate, if not necessarily a gentle lover. Although if you can pull off gentle BDSM sex I'd love you forever.

More bonus points for lots and lots of praisekink.

Please, no orgasm delay or denial kink.

Re: Haytham/Shay, BDSM, praise kink

(Anonymous) 2014-11-16 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oooo, yes please!

Haytham/Shay - Preslash or just friendship

(Anonymous) 2014-11-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Warning, spoilers for AC Rogue highlight and read at your own risk:

Re: Haytham/Shay - Preslash or just friendship

(Anonymous) 2014-11-12 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure there are other places where you can bash a new character you haven't learned everything about yet.

And Shay's reasoning wasn't lame - did you miss the part about Haiti? Achilles KNEW the quake there might've been provoked by a similar relic and he sent Shay after the new one anyway. How many thousands of people died in the new quake? A single character getting fridged reason to give him manpain so he'd turn against the Assassins. What they actually did instead was far more original and refreshing and showed that he CARED about people other than the ones who affected his life directly.

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This should go without saying, but

(Anonymous) 2014-11-12 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone, please watch your spoilers!

If y'all could hide them in a different-colored font like the kind anon a couple posts up, that'd be swell.

Do like this:

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but take out the spaces. Should look like this:

Re: This should go without saying, but

(Anonymous) 2014-11-12 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Different anon chiming in to say: at least shout SPOILERS in the subject heading or first line of the body text if HTML isn't easily done (eg on a phone).

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Haytham Sandwich - Shay/Haytham/Charles Lee

(Anonymous) 2014-11-12 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Haven't finished the game. Don't know if Shay/Charles Lee even meet. They might, and they might be BFF's, but I doubt it. I can see them competing/fighting over Haytham's affections/attentions.

So they start off with friendly bickering... which QUICKLY escalates to a not-quite deadly fight (I can see them both wanting to kill each other, but stopping just shy of doing any damage because they don't want to piss off Haytham).

Haytham, who was aware of the rivalry on some level, but unaware of the extent of their feelings, jokingly says something along the lines of, "There's enough of me for both of you. No need to fight."

Shay and Charles Lee share this Look. And then they jump Haytham and drag him up to his room and do sexy things to Haytham together.

*facepalm* I'm sorry.

Re: Haytham Sandwich - Shay/Haytham/Charles Lee

(Anonymous) 2014-11-12 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately Lee doesn't appear in Rogue, not from what I saw anyway.

I can totally see him being super jelly of Shay. Shay...not so much? I mean, he doesn't come off as the jealous type. He seems more eager to please/to be liked. I think he'd be more annoyed at Lee's attempts to undermine him because Lee's jelly, rather than being jealous himself. That said, they'd totally be rivals, LOL.

In other words, seconded with the power of a thousand burning suns!


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(Anonymous) 2014-11-13 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
*sob sob sob* Oh this hurts. Poor Shay-shay.

I must have it.

Mwa ha ha ha.

arno/napoleon (spoilers blacked out)

(Anonymous) 2014-11-12 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
anything. seriously. if you want some clue on their interaction, and haven't gotten to that part of the game yet/haven't got the game, just search their first meeting on youtube. it's the mission in the king's residence.

Re: arno/napoleon (spoilers blacked out)

(Anonymous) 2014-11-14 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, I've wanted that since the trailer.

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Cockblocking Turkey

(Anonymous) 2014-11-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham has worked very hard to win over everyone on the Homestead, for Connor's sake. He has charmed and complimented and made polite small talk. He has even gone so far as to listen to other people's points of view, forcing himself to smile and nod and not correcting them, even though that was downright vomit inducing, letting them go on and on about Democracy....... shudder inducing.

But despite all his efforts, there is one who will not be won over by his charms.

That fucking turkey in the hood. That fucking turkey in the hood who cries for attention anytime Haytham is about to get laid. That fucking turkey in the hood who watches him threateningly through the window - SOON. That fucking turkey in the hood who stole his hat, he NEEDS his hat, and Connor just doesn't believe that his precious pet would ever do something so mean.

Oh, that fucking turkey.

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Connor, muscle/size kink, nonpenetrative sex

(Anonymous) 2014-11-14 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I know I'm not alone in this one but I'm *baffled* at how little stuff I've seen of our massive carebear assassin having his guns fondled inappropriately.

I would like to see Connor being on the receiving end of some heavy touching to the baraness from someone who is in awe about how someone who is so huge and mean-looking can be so approachable and friendly (and didn't actually hit him when the subject was brought up).

About the dicking part, I'd love to see some intercrural sex (thigh-fucking, I will make you an altar if you write this), paizuri, or hot-dogging (hell, if you wanna be a radical motherfucker who plays god and try squeezing all three in the same piece, by all means go a-fucking-head). If neither of these is your cuppa tea, I'll settle for frottage or humping, I'm not *terribly* picky.

Preferred pairings would be either Mason Weems (you know, the friendly weasel from Bridewell, he's endearing), Clipper, Duncan (*shocked gasp!*) or Norris, but you can make anyone you want put his dick all over Connor's hot bod (except for Haytham. Sorry, friends, there's already a lot of HayCon here, and I've never been especially fond of them to be quite honest.)

Welp, that's it. I'll see myself out now.

Re: Connor, muscle/size kink, nonpenetrative sex

(Anonymous) 2014-11-14 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Good lord, you named sexual acts I had to Google. You deserve all the internets. That said: Seconded. (Esp. for Clipper!)

I was all for HaythCon when 3 came out. But then I read Forsaken. And played BF and now Rogue. And I just can't anymore.

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Desmond has a very big dick.

(Anonymous) 2014-11-15 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And it annoys him so much.

It has led to a number of embarrassing and frustrating situations, so he now avoids sexual encounters and taking his underwear off around others for fear of people freaking out.

Do with this whatever you like.

Re: Desmond has a very big dick.

(Anonymous) 2014-11-21 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
arglblargl yes big dick desmond plz

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Zombie AU in the Past

(Anonymous) 2014-11-15 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Zombie AUs pretty much always take place in modern time, I'd like to see one set in the past (and please, no one born hundreds of years apart ever meeting).

I'm partial to Connor's time but Altair's or Ezio's works too.
Bonus! for Assassin's and Templars having to work together, and maybe some allies that are not part of either order.

Gaultier/Shay, noncon, humiliation, noncon aftermath

(Anonymous) 2014-11-16 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure everyone have noticed how Gaultier seems to despise Shay because of his low birth and constantly mocked and bullied him.

So my prompt is this - when Shay first joins the Assassin brotherhood he's still devastated about the loss of his father. He's young, grieving, vulnerable, handsome, and Gaultier immediately hates him for being allowed in. He hides his hate, however, and pretends to befriend him. Knowing Gaultier, Liam is surprised and confused and tries to warn Shay to be careful, but Shay ignores the warning because he's happy that he's being so readily accepted. Everything goes well until one evening Liam and pretty much everyone else are away and Gaultier gets Shay drunk and/or drugged, so his reactions would slow considerably. Afterwards he proceeds to violently rape Shay, who struggles, but even though he's a trained, capable fighter, drugged he has no chance to fight off Gaultier. Bonus points for:

- Gaultier verbally humiliating Shay, calling all sorts of slurs during the act.

- Shay stops struggling and remains limp and defenseless in Gaultier's grip as the other man violently assaults him.

- After the rape Shay never tells another soul, because he's so ashamed. From that day on Gaultier starts bullying him in front of the other Assassins too, but Shay puts up with it because he's so ashamed. He puts up a brave front, but underneath the trauma festers within him.

-Gaultier mocking Shay about it before Shay kills him and Haytham overhears.

-Maybeeee some Haytham/Shay hurt/comfort?

Assassin’s Creed/Skyrim - Desmond is the Dragonborn

(Anonymous) 2014-11-16 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
You know what? Screw AC4. Desmond is not dead. I’m going to start a new Skyrim game and see if I can make one Desmond Miles.

But I started to think, what if, if at the end of AC3, instead of dying Desmond somehow got transported elsewhere… and woke up on a cart headed to execution. It would help explain why you have to option of making your character ask questions about everything in the game, some of which they really should know having grown up in that world. Desmond really wouldn’t know anything about this strange place he has found himself, dragons and all.

And this way, Desmond gets to save a world (a few more times) and still be around at the end.

And I like the idea of him doing his free running around Skyrim, through the old ruins and such. Pity I wont be able to make him do that in the actual game.

Anyway, can anyone think up some stories about poor confused Dimension traveller Desmond Miles, reluctant Dragonborn in a world he doesn’t know, might get up to?

Meeting The Companions and getting werewolfed? First time coming face to face with a draugr? His reaction to finding himself at the start of the game, headed for the chopping block. And why does everyone keep giving him quests as soon as he meets them? No, he doesn’t want to go into some creepy ruin to retrieve a golden claw, thank you very much.

Re: Assassin’s Creed/Skyrim - Desmond is the Dragonborn

(Anonymous) 2014-11-16 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I have never played skyrim, but this sounds hilarious! Sometimes you have to wonder what the characters have to be thinking to say and do what they do during the tutorial parts of games.

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Fillan the womanizer

(Anonymous) 2014-11-16 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehe, long!crack!prompt is long.
I was playing ACIII multiplayer last night while my family entertained guests. A fourth grader came over to watch the sessions of Artifact Assault I was playing. I was cool with it because was playing brotherhood multiplayer as a fourth grader. My first AC game, actually. I got chosen for session leader as he sat down, and quickly chose my favourite character, the Robber, Fillan McCarthy. My opponent chose Alsoomse, the Independent, and the match begun. As my only targets were women, they were the only ones I killed and the fourth grader kept saying that "He's only killing ladies!" /"Fillan must hate women!"/"I bet he'll never get married!". We lost the match and the fourth grader insisted on gloating because he'd taken an instant dislike to Fillan JUST because I liked him best.
Next match begins, and my opponent picks Fillan, while my team chooses Eleanor, the Redcoat. Things go on, we get brutally beaten ONCE AGAIN by the other team. Now the fourth grader is at the conclusion that Fillan is a homicidal maniac who only kills women (had to resist telling him that Malfatto died three hundred-odd years ago). He told me repeatedly that he thought Fillan would marry a shitton of ladies and on their first night, he'd use his grappling hook and kill them. Sometimes I love the imagination of fourth graders, because I was pretty much in tears at that point, heaving and laughing.
Prompt starts now
Basically, a crackfic where Fillan is a total womanizer and gets with like every lady. Then he goes homicide-mode and tries to murder the fricklefrack out of them with his grappling hook. Bonus points if he gets with a multiplayer lady just not Gillian, though. I'm not much one for incest, to be honest and she shows him what for when he makes for his hook.

Haytham/Shay Pillow talk about scars

(Anonymous) 2014-11-16 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I need something sweet and sappy with Haytham. Don't really need sexy times. (Wouldn't be against it though.)

Bonus points for this happening after the whole mess with Jenny, Birch, and Holden, so Haytham has some kind of huge scar from Lucio.

Re: Haytham/Shay Pillow talk about scars

(Anonymous) 2014-11-17 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, this prompt is awesome I really hope somebody fills it!

Connor/Arno They got a great chance to meet each other

(Anonymous) 2014-11-17 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
It seems like we can't have Connor in ACU.....
Connor was invited by Lafayette in AC3.Once he arrived in France,maybe he was going to meet the Master Assassin Arno Dorian of the French Brotherhood.

Re: Connor/Arno They got a great chance to meet each other

(Anonymous) 2014-11-17 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
With the relationship between Arno and the French (or Parisian) Brotherhood leadership, especially after what happens by the last third, I'm not so certain he and Connor would have definitely crossed paths. However, considering that the very last scene (that which the credits eventually overlay) is set "Years Later" and that Initiates has Connor surviving to 1804 at the Davenport Homestead...

... not volunteering myself as an author!anon here, but how about "Arno in America"?

One-sided Liam/Shay

(Anonymous) 2014-11-17 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Liam learns that his childhood friend, former Assassin brother and lover - has survived. He tries to search for Shay, only to be horrified that his ex has not only allied himself with the Templars, but is now in a romantic relationship with one of them...

Optional objectives:

+ Jealous!Liam lusting over the no-longer scruffy looking Shay
+ Jealous!Liam desires to capture rather than kill Shay and keep him locked up. Whether or not he does this, or grudgingly accepting that Shay has chosen his own path - is up to writer-anon
+ Shay's new beau... would prefer either George Monroe or Haytham

A question for OP

(Anonymous) 2014-12-03 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
If this anon were to write a fic where Shay and Liam didn't use to be lovers, there was only UST between them, would that be a deal breaker?

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Fill: One-sided Liam/Shay

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AltMal they let Maria watch

(Anonymous) 2014-11-17 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
pretty much what's in the title.
I want some modern AU! AltMal and they let Maria watch them having sex

Re: AltMal they let Maria watch

(Anonymous) 2014-11-17 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a fill, AND I WOULD STILL LOVE TO SEE THIS FILLED, but a two-part fic that might interest you and tide you over:

It's not AU. But it's hot.