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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Discussion

(Anonymous) 2017-07-05 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It's my jam! Woke up the neighbourhood squeeing! I love it!

(Anonymous) 2017-07-05 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Dammit misfire

misfire fill

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Re: misfire fill

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Haytham and Zio Parent Trap AU

(Anonymous) 2017-07-09 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Or, the one where twin Connors get split at birth and raised separately, then try to reunite their parents.

Bonus if Edward is alive and well, the old rascall

Tentacle!Monster Altair any or gen

(Anonymous) 2017-07-14 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
The reason why Altair can't go in water is this - he turns into a tentacle monster.

Re: Tentacle!Monster Altair any or gen

(Anonymous) 2017-07-15 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Fill here, sorry it's so short

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11513145

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Jacob Frye/Haytham Kenway

(Anonymous) 2017-07-14 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The pairing is weird kink enough but in case you need something more:
Jacob calling Haytham a silver fox

(Anonymous) 2017-07-21 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Connor is so beautiful and I just want to watch him... and touch him... and lick him... in naughty places... but seriously this gorgeous man is so gorgeous... and a killing machine... and a shy awkward cinnamon roll who could actually kill you. I love him <3

Itty-bitty misfire fill

(Anonymous) 2017-07-21 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
On the monitor was a video of Connor bathing in the river. From Rebecca's gleeful commentary, you'd think it was a cinematic masterpiece that made Casablanca and Citizen Kane look like something out of America's Funniest Home Videos.

"Christ, Rebecca!" said Desmond, aghast. "All that footage of Connor you're drooling over? That was me in there!"

"I know! Isn't he sexy?" said Rebecca. "If it were me in that Animus I'd never get anything done, I'd be too busy checking myself out-"

"Just...tell me one thing. Tell me you've never used that footage, you know, during your private time?"

Rebecca had a dreamy smile on her face. "Well...maybe once or twice?"

Desmond rested head in his hands, hiding his sudden blush, and resolved to be less sexy during his next stint in the Animus.

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Ratonhnhaké:-damn - misfire microfill

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Altair and Maria -happily ever after -literally

(Anonymous) 2017-07-21 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I refuse to accept Maria dying when she allegedly did. Somehow, Altair manages to use the Apple to grant himself and her immortality (because come on, there is no way he would settle for eternal life without her).
Cue the pair
- either showing up in modern times and proceeding to kick abstergo asses and chew out modern assassins for losing sight of what they are supposed to do
- or showing up throughout history, righting wrongs, correcting mistakes and generally scaring the everloving fluff out generations upon generations of people
-or both, or anything similar.

Kenway men and migraines - gen or anything

(Anonymous) 2017-07-22 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon gets the migraines from hell and wants her faves dealing with them. And Haytham appears to get them canonically, but Connor and Edward may have them too since that crap's hereditary. Bonus for family or friendship bonding

Re: Kenway men and migraines - gen or anything

(Anonymous) 2017-08-27 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Fill:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11871486

Malik/Altair - Superhero/Ballerino

(Anonymous) 2017-07-22 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
So I have a Malik sim and he's at the top of the Law Enforcement career track... which is called 'Captain Hero' and is a literal superhero, weird skin-tight suit and improbable superpowers et al.

I also have an Altair sim and he's at the top of the Dance career track... which is World Class Ballet Dancer. He comes back each night in an assortment of shiny leotards. It's great.

So I want Superhero!Malik meets Ballerino!Altair and hijinks and romance ensues.

Bonuses
+ Malik trying to hide his true identity and Altair has a crisis because he thinks he's in love with two different men
+ Malik's regular day job is as a regular cop
++ Altair's fanclub consists of snobby rich old men and women
++ Altair being arrogant and diva af at all his competitors
+++ Altair being shy and awkward about anything not-dance related
+++++++ Set in canon timeline ie Malik is a 12th century Superhero

Re: Malik/Altair - Superhero/Ballerino

(Anonymous) 2017-08-13 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
that asshole would be the most graceful dancer, and super diva, i love it.

(which sims???)

(aka please someone write this beautiful gorgeous prompt)

+++ Altair being shy and awkward about anything not-dance related (also a thousand times this, pls!)

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Cards Against Assassins

(Anonymous) 2017-07-22 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Or, the Assassins sit around in the afterlife and Desmond suggests they play CAH. Edward is probably super on board with it, the others agree with a varying amount of reluctance.

Captcha: Daniel's name is? Sure he can join too.

temporary snuff

(Anonymous) 2017-07-22 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I get something with non-permanent snuff? Preferably not very torture-y or rape-y
(Dives into dumpster to camp)
I just want to see someone getting killed and returned to life and possible sexytimes before and/or after or if no sexytimes just platonic tenderness.

Re: temporary snuff

(Anonymous) 2017-07-27 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I have an inkling of an idea...

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Fill: Lucy's Little Death (1/1)

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Shay/Connor

(Anonymous) 2017-07-24 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
After AC 3 Connor seeks out people who knew Haytham to get to better know him. One of them is Shay Cormac, retired assassin hunter. They develop an odd bond and end up in bed.

Re: Shay/Connor - Fill - Tie It to a Counterweight or a Young and Sturdy Sapling part 1

(Anonymous) 2017-07-26 10:34 am (UTC)(link)

Mostly retired he may have been, but Shay still expected the Assassins to hunt him down, sooner or later.
“Kill me if you must”, he grits out at the hooded young man holding a hidden blade to his throat. The boy looks vaguely native. Kesegowaase's relative? “But know it will not stop any Templar plans. Mostly because I'm not involved in them.”
“I am not going to kill you. I am looking for people who knew Haytham Kenway.”
And Shay's heart does an odd thing at that. Is Haytham dead? In danger? Is the Assassin looking to kill him as a message to Haytham?
“Knew is right. We've been out of contact for years. But what is it to you?”
“Haytham Kenway was my father. I killed him.”
Now that the lad mentions it, there is a resemblance, faint but unmistakable. Shay feels a mixture of sorrow for his old friend, and sympathy for the brainwashed child, and burning rage at whoever had put him up to it.
“Piece of advice from an old man, son. Do not cling on to those you killed. Even those you loved. Hell, especially those you loved. Their ghosts will do nothing but torment you.”
“I didn't love him. I never really knew him. I thought I hated him, but... I hated the man I thought he was, not the real him. I want to remember him as who he actually was. He deserves that, at the very least.”

“How did he die?”, asks Shay as he dusts himself off. The boy remains impassive but Shay senses he touched a sore spot.
“I stabbed him in the neck”, the lad gestures at his own neck, then at the hidden blade he'd had placed at Shay's own throat moments ago, sad and awkward, “when we fought. He bled out in my arms. Told me he was 'proud of me, in a way.'”
“Not the worst way to go”, says Shay, part because it is true, part because he needs to console the boy – and himself, shocked at how hearing it described made it suddenly real – Haytham gone, his mind oh-so-not-helpfully imagining the face of his dear friend on people he himself had killed that way. “He would probably have expected it.”
“What was he like? As a man?”
“Proud. Proper. Reserved. Kept his distance. He cared about few people or things and even then was exceptionally terrible at saying or showing it. He was an excellent swordsman, on a par with me, possibly even better. His style was certainly more elegant and technical. For you to have bested him...” he trails off as an unpleasant possibility occurs to him; he pushes it away resolutely, and continues “you must have either damn good or damn lucky, or both. He cared about the Templar cause, believed he was working to protect humanity. He hated corruption within the Order, though rather than fight it from the outside, as I did with the Assassins, he tried to change it from within. He was bloody stubborn, so much it bordered on ridiculous. Had a soft spot for children and animals and the helpless in general, though he did his best to hide it. That one time...”

They fall into a sort of truce after that. Shay shares the stories of his voyages with Haytham, Templar secrets carefully redacted. Connor's lips tighten every time Shay mentions killing assassins or says a less that favourable thing about Achilles. Finally, he decides to call him out on it.
“What is it, lad? You know your precious sainted assassins weren't so holy after all. Especially your mentor.”
“I know. I just hope that the next time you find a problem with the Order you will attack me directly, not hunt down everyone else like a coward.”
“Why would I do that? You'd probably kill me.”
“True. But if you hurt them I promise I will end you in the most painful fashion I can imagine and I can think of some.”
And with what he knows of the young Assassin, he has no choice to doubt the earnestness of his words, but the deadpan, matter-of-fact delivery still makes him laugh out loud. It's like having a young Haytham again, with all of his deceptively calm murderous focus and none of his finesse. Not that he'd ever really had Haytham, even back then.
“Aye, that is a fair enough reason. Care to shake on that?” he reaches out his hand and tentatively, the Mohawk youth grasps it. Shay realises that outside of their first encounter, it is the first time they touched each other. His hand is larger than Shay's own, the skin much darker, the grip firm but brief.

Gradually, Shay comes to the conclusion that the young man is not only a formidable threat, but also someone reasonable enough to be considered a potential ally. He is not sure if that happens before or after he started falling for the boy. He is tall and lithe and agile and more than strong enough to overpower Shay with raw brute force when they spar. And spar they do; Shay is a little surprised how happy he is to fight not to the death for once, how easily he slips into a familiar camaraderie like that which he enjoyed with Haytham, once upon a time, with his assassin friends, even earlier. (It still hurts a little to think of that, not a raw fresh pain but the dull ache of an old wound – and he has his fair share of those.) For all his wary, aloof manner Connor is far more open with his emotions than Haytham ever was, kind and awkward and as blatantly eager to please in small things as he is apparently unwilling to compromise on the big ones. And God help Shay, he is perfectly willing to take advantage of that. He is already going to Hell for too many reasons, might as well add one he will enjoy for once.

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Connor/Vampire trees

(Anonymous) 2017-07-24 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Based on a dream. I just want a tree doing that beautiful young man hentai style, with bloodplay.

Re: Connor/Vampire trees

(Anonymous) 2017-07-24 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what they say about vampire trees? Their bark is worse than their bite.

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Re: Connor/Vampire trees - OP microfill

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Assassins D&D

(Anonymous) 2017-07-25 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Or, the one where the Assassins are a Dungeons and Dragons playing group (or Larpers for less dorkyness).

Ideas: Edward is Edward. Drunk chaotic neutral berserker munchkin or something.
Altair munchkins with the focus of a laser-guided missile.
Ezio is a multiclass bard/assassin who tries to bed all the ladies.
Maria is the girl who Altair brought to a D&D party, and who miraculously stayed both with the players and with Altair. She plays a female knight (Paladin) and actually bothers to roleplay.
Shaun is Game Master.
Desmond is there mostly to drink soda, eat nachos and quote Monty Python. He is known for asking what his character class is again.
Aveline and Shay - Rogues
Connor???

Re: Assassins D&D

(Anonymous) 2017-07-25 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Connor's the paladin who just wants to punch evil in the face.

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Seer!Altair

(Anonymous) 2017-07-25 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Right, so this is based on a highly specific headcanon of mine. That Altair, on his mother's side, is meant to have inherited the genes to have a supercomputer-like brain that occasionally (randomly) calculates probabilities of the future which he then experiences as vivid audio-visual simulations (ie, he hallucinates possible futures because Reasons). The Apple itself doesn't give him this power, it just stabilizes/concentrates it.

In his early life, Altair was skilled, but not nearly prodigious, just above average. Besides which, he was too wily, too naturally curious, too difficult to control. But Rashid Needs to keep him, because Altair is the only one (that anyone knows of) who is genetically compatible to utilize the Apple (once he gets hold of it) to its full advantage. So he takes special interest in Altair which alienates him from his peers, isolates him from normal socialisation so that he becomes attached and loyal to Rashid by necessity, and trains him vigorously so that he can become his perfect fighter.

TL;DR: I want young,Seer!Altair manifesting his powers and scaring and confusing everyone (since the only one who might've known what to do is Maud and she died in childbirth), and gross,manipulative!Rashid, eventually adult,Seer!Altair and how he turns out.

Bonuses:
+ young!Altair being really inquisitive and honest and open-minded about everything
+ young!Altair referencing memes and using modern (usually tech-related) phrases and confusing the hell out of everyone
+ librarians/scholars/the more nerdy novices and Assassins being genuinely kind to young!Altair
+ someone advises Altair to not share his knowledge/try to change the future but Altair just doesn't get why not??? Sharing information is a Good Thing???
+ young!Altair getting bullied for Rashid's sudden favouritism
++ Seeing the horror of Rashid's indoctrination and the slow whittling away of Altair's will, passion for learning, and sense of self-worth, esp from the perspective of someone else who watches Altair change as he grows
+++ Said other person's instincts screaming that something Very Bad And Wrong is being done to this child but they don't know how/are too scared/are too loyal to intervene
++ Eventual fluffy Maltair happy ending
++ Sex-shy/awkward-virgin Bottom!Altair [if shippy fic] (he hasn't exactly had any chance to even consider being intimate with anyone ever)
+++ Abbas has a lifelong crush on Altair that he will never ever admit, not even to himself, even under pain of death

Long-drawn fic prefered but any length welcome. I just really want my special bird boy to suffer and then be healed. Also holy shit long prompt is long orz.

Seer!Altair OP Again

(Anonymous) 2017-07-25 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
OP here with even MORE prompts/bonuses:
++ Altair's hallucinations are like the Bleeding Effect (including making him think he's someone else/speak another language/see different architecture/environments)
++ some of Altair's hallucinations (especially when he first manifests when young) literally causing him to bleed
++ Altair dissociating like crazy and sometimes he just loses his grip on reality completely
++ Seriously just make them the wildest, most vivid acid trips ever
+++ Malik or Rauf or another older Assassin cradling and soothing Altair as he clutches/claws at his head/eyes/ears and screams/cries
++ Altair meets/sees the other AC protags (Ezio, Connor, Desmond, et al)
+++ Desmond is experiencing all this through the Animus
++ Abstergo's recorded footage of the Animus sessions can't see what Altair (and Desmond) saw and just wondering why tf they randomly stop to stare at nothing in particular
++++ At some point(s?) Adult!Altair speaks directly to Desmond ala AC2 Minerva

Re:

(Anonymous) 2017-07-26 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear god what the fuck? I do not know if I should be worried, apalled, aroused or pretend I didn't see it. But it's hot, in a way. Yay for orgies.

Re:

(Anonymous) 2017-07-27 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think some of these misfires are done on purpose to get a misfire fill XD

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Re: Misfire Minifill - The Temptation of Shaun

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Re: Misfire Minifill - The Temptation of Shaun

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Foursome action - Mary Read/Anne Bonny/Jack Rackham/Edward Kenway

(Anonymous) 2017-07-26 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The one where the ladies and Jack decide to invite Edward since they could use an extra cock, mouth and pair of hands and he knows about Mary and is not bad looking and will screw just about anything that will have him.
Edward, for all his experience with anything that moves, is still not prepared for the free-for-all intensity of a foursome.
Or: I just want a happy, sexy, depraved pirate orgy, pretty please with nude Kenways on top. And bottom. And on their back with Mary sittin on their dick, Anne sitting on their face, and Jack waiting for a turn with said face while Anne kisses him and jacks him off, no pun intended. And on all fours with their dick in one snatch, their face in another and a dick up their arse.
And any position known to the world of polyamorous sex-having.

Re: Foursome action - Mary Read/Anne Bonny/Jack Rackham/Edward Kenway

(Anonymous) 2017-08-27 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
fill on ao3:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11921436/chapters/26941437

Haystache

(Anonymous) 2017-07-29 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Anon is an anon of simple needs and needs hay stache.
A Mustache made of Hay?

Rebecca Crane/Fetch Walker

(Anonymous) 2017-07-29 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to see this couple get up to some hot loving sexytimes. Maybe they hook up after just meeting at an LGBTQ club, or maybe they're already going steady and we're seeing a glimpse into their love life together.

Bonus points if you don't make it a "normal life AU": Fetch is still a Conduit and Rebecca is an Assassin (or ex-Assassin, maybe she's disengaged from that life).
--But if you write a normal life AU hey I will be really appreciative of that too!!
Also bonus points if Desmond/Delsin or Eugene/Delsin are another couple in the background of the story.

A riddiculous number of Connors

(Anonymous) 2017-07-29 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Because the only way anon wants any number of any virgins is if they all are Connor Kenway. So, a lot of Connors. Humor.

Anon has a crack kink...

(Anonymous) 2017-07-29 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
And was thinking unfathomable stupidity like Connor trolling Haytham out of petty malice like chewing on his hat or something similarly unbelievably stupid with any or any.

Connor is Dexter Morgan

(Anonymous) 2017-07-31 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not literally. It just makes a twistes kind of sense that the reason why he is so nice to everyone on the homestead and such a ruthless warrior is that he is a Dexter-esque psychopath (or, serial killer with some morals). He isn't very charming, obviously, because what teenage male is anything but awkward, but he helps people, because why not, and because shy-awkward-but-kind is a good thing to seem. And then there is all the time where he brutally murders people who fit his code, complete with extensive preparations (everything from checking they deserve it to watching them to learn their routine to making sure his weapons are all ready).
So, mostly a nice guy except he kills people.

Highlander fusion

(Anonymous) 2017-07-31 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The game protagonists (Altair, Ezio, and others) are Immortals. Do with that what you will

Re: Highlander fusion

(Anonymous) 2017-08-08 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
OP: I kind of want to fill it with a Connor/Shay/Aveline pwp with temporary snuff.

Altaïr likes being humiliated

(Anonymous) 2017-08-09 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
You know how there are those two tall Assassins who hold on to Altaïr's arms as Al Mualim scolds/slaps/stabs him? I want them x Altaïr + humiliation kink

+ them taking turns to fuck Altaïr/double penetration
++ making Altaïr strip naked and touch himself in public
++ Altaïr coming untouched
+++ Altaïr calling them 'sir' or 'master'
+++ Altaïr tied up/pinned down and begging
+++++ Malik and/or Abbas is part of the crowd that sees him and gets horribly aroused and wonders what the hell is wrong with him

Who would dismantle abstergo sooner?

(Anonymous) 2017-08-09 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Punisher or Iron Man?
I know it's a cracky idea but whatever.

Assassins do it...

(Anonymous) 2017-08-10 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
- from behind
- from above
- in haystacks
- on rooftops
- in gardens
- in plain sight
- in the dark
- with fancy toys
- in a tree
- any way you can imagine, because everything is permitted
I just want all the creative ways that anyone got it on. Bonus for Connor, post game, losing his virginity in an unusual way and/or place. (or virginites? are there like special virignities for sex in a tree or on a roof or whatever?)

I just want a lot of porny shorts.