asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm filling an old prompt, but now I'm scared nobody's ever going to see it. :( Oh well.

And now, to make this actual content: does anyone here play Metal Gear? Because the Templars feel an awful lot like the Patriots from Metal Gear to me, and I'd kind of die to see Snake and Desmond team up. Shaun and Otacon could be such geeks together! It would be amazing, don't act like it wouldn't.

I'm sure you could work some slash into there somewhere.

(Anonymous) 2010-07-16 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Aw man, I really need to check the kinkmeme more. This prompt was here for a month and no replies? At all? Really? ):

DEAR ANON, I SADLY CANNOT WRITE WORTH A DAMN, but I can do an art!fill if you would like~

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-20 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Abu'l Nuqoud lives a very troubled life. Altair finds himself able to relate.

idk, a pre-assassination chat, maybe a coming out on Altair's part?


(Anonymous) 2010-06-20 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god.

Yes please.


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(Anonymous) 2010-06-20 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
For someone who's had so many bad things happen to him, Ezio acts surprisingly upbeat. I'd like to see him on a day where he's feeling really down -- and letting it show; i.e. actually crying. Extra much love to you, writeranon, if Leonardo is around to pick up the pieces!

(Anonymous) 2010-06-20 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
This. I would also love whoever write this.
Someone please do this! Love forever<333333

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Hero-anon thanks you ^o^

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Tearfic: Ezio dying

(Anonymous) 2010-06-20 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
This Anon wants a heart tugging fic. Young Ezio dying at Federico's arms after being raped by Borgia. Make the story very emotional as Federico hugs Ezio broken body. Please make this request happen. Elaborate how wounded Ezio was. Super thanks.

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
OP! Dun make me cry!!!!


Extra points to whoever the filler is if Federico has to watch the scene.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-21 03:53 am (UTC)(link)

I've never wanted to watch a movie without subtitles in another language so bad! Jeese, the Borgia are such a screwed up family. No prompt here really, unless you get an idea fro the trailer with all those HOT Italian men.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-21 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh and also,
Cesare is SUCH a faggot by himself. He doesn't need to be tempted by Leo or Ezio. He's got that covered by history standards.


(Anonymous) 2010-06-21 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
What's up with the archives? No updates for a month is kind of :(


(Anonymous) 2010-06-21 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think we should actually have our meme frozen for a while. There are so many unfilled requests/outdated archive entries...


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I hate to add the the growing pile of prompts/kinks/requests, buuuuut...

(Anonymous) 2010-06-21 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm gonna go with the assumption that Lorenzo de Medici was a family friend (and if I'm wrong, who cares? Nothing makes sense in a kink meme). I'd like some interaction with him and the Auditore children when they were younger. I don't remember the age differences with Ezio's siblings but let's place Federico around maybe thirteen or so? Feel free to screw around with the ages writeranon, I don't mind :D

Please fill, this meme needs more cute chillun's D:

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-22 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
(A/N: assuming I did my math right, Lorenzo is 16 in this fic. Federico is 9, making Ezio 6. And I’m pretty sure OP is right, he was a friend of the family – whenever you meet him, he goes on about the bond between the two families ever since the rescue-business)


“Yes, il Magnifico?”

“Why is it clinging to me?”

“I... it seems he has escaped from his brother,” Giovanni replied, knowing it didn’t entirely answer Lorenzo de Medici’s question. It was a question he couldn’t have answered himself. Having never met the man before, seven-year-old Ezio had no reason to be clinging so desperately to the legs of the most powerful man in Firenze. From the look on Lorenzo’s face, he was perfectly aware that the question wasn’t answered.

“You’re powerful, aren’t you?” Ezio asked, looking up at Lorenzo with wide eyes. At least, that’s what it sounded like. Lorenzo had never been good at understanding children. He nodded stiffly, hoping that would be enough to make the boy go away. Unfortunately, it just made him cling tighter.

“Protect me?”

“From what, son?” Giovanni asked, crouching down and reaching out to ruffle his son’s hair. Ezio shrank away, peering out from behind Lorenzo’s legs from wide eyes. Looking shocked and hurt, Giovanni withdrew.


“Your brother?”

“He wants to make me play with Claudia.” Ezio let go (thank god) and crossed his arms over his chest, pouting. The hurt expression on Giovanni’s face vanished as he tried very hard not to smile. Despite his repeatedly insisting he was properly-grown up, Ezio was still such a child. Crinkling his nose in distaste, Ezio added,

“He thinks I’m a baby. I’m not a baby.”

Despite himself, Lorenzo found his lips curling upwards ever so slightly. Trust Giovanni Auditore to have the only kids in the world who were actually cute. Patting the boy lightly on the head, he said,

“Go. Tell your brother I said you do not have to play with your sister.”

“Thank you!” Ezio exclaimed, hugging his legs tightly before running off towards the door. He stopped when Giovanni called his name, obviously to scold him for interrupting such an important meeting. Quite right, Lorenzo thought. His children should be better controlled. Otherwise they would grow up with no sense of responsibility and end up wasting their time and money.

“Remember, Ezio,” Lorenzo said, his demeanour perfectly serious. “Interrupt us again and I will throw you in jail.”

The boy nodded, wide eyed with fear, before bolting off to the safety of his brother’s care. It was only when he had safely disappeared from sight that Lorenzo allowed himself to share a small smile with his assassin. Perhaps children could be cute sometimes. But he was still grateful he had none of his own.

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Dunno if it has been done but...

(Anonymous) 2010-06-21 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Art fill.

Altair and Ezio in Templar gear from their times. I want to see Altair in chainmail with a blood-red cross on his chest, and Ezio in whatever get-up you want to imagine for a Templar of his era.

Make it look convincing, anon. c:

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I... I came a little.

Seconding this, especially Altair. '3'

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-22 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
First time requesting here.

I don't know I just really want to see Altair lounging around using a hookah...

(I'm pretty sure they weren't around in the 3rd crusade but oh well :v)


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artfag is on this

Do you mind if Malik is there too?


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I want to read about Altair being pushed around by the crazies and beggars. Pushed hard. Can be non-con or just plain silliness!

Bonus if Malik saves him for it all in the most badass way ever. Fluttering cape robes included.

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Ahahaha. Do want.

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Smutty-Non-con Leonardo/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-06-23 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, anon here is requesting a smutty, non-con encounter between Leonardo/Ezio. The Maestro here should be so consumed by Ezio's manly beauty, hence while the latter was recovering/sleeping, Leonardo tops him. Bonus pts, if you add a restrained, sweating, naked and resisting Ezio while Leonardo took him. Also make Ezio cry often in pain and pleasure during the process. In short make Ezio suffer. XP Thanks.

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Should I feel bad about how much I want this?


nah. Seconded!

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moar Altair/Malik gaiz

(Anonymous) 2010-06-23 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Post-game, Maria and Altair part ways, etc. So Malik likes Altair, but of course, refuses to admit it under the excuse of Altair not liking men. And then one day, he finds Altair flirting with a male novice, who totally eating it up (Altair being the hunk that he is). And Malik is, of course, totally not jealous and totally doesn't want to do anything about it.

tl;dr, Altair flirts with male novice, Malik is jealous.

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fffff oh this prompt ♥♥♥♥
am totally in love with the thought of charming!Altair


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(Anonymous) 2010-06-24 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
A glitch in the Animus leads to a visit to Giovanni's memories.

...which then leads to Giovanni/Lorenzo.

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-24 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)

Cesare Borgia art fill based on the above video. Do what you will, anon.


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(Anonymous) 2010-06-24 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
When Shaun and Desmond got together, the girls didn't expect any changes (except maybe Shaun mellowing out a bit). They didn't expect Shaun going out of his way being romantic and Desmond totally eating it up like a teenage girl, or the fact that they act like a couple of teenagers in love.

In conclusion, I guess I want Shaun being all romantic with Desmond, and the girls being confused on how that came to be, since it's, you know, Shaun being romantic!

(Anonymous) 2010-06-25 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Reference to Shaun acting like Edward Cullen is 100% needed.

Also, seconded. If I don't write this myself.

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-24 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Get some moar HetLove in here.

I don't care what you do, be it drawfagging, or writefagging. But I want a cute shower scene between the two. Start out fluff, them cleaning eachother and showering eachother with kisses in the shower, then end up in delicious rough sex.

Thank in advanced. <3

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Yessss do want. Tentatively suggesting some Ezio/Rosa (even though they maybe didn't have conventional showers) but really I'm fine with anything. I do love me some occasional het...

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Needs more cockslut!Desmond

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Don't worry, I'll be filling more prompts to make up for this addition, but I was just so *inspired* by THIS PIECE OF HOTNESS RIGHT HERE -->

Prompt: cockslut!Desmond gets DPed by Shaun and Rebecca-with-a-strap-on

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unf I never knew how much I wanted this until now. If wasn't already making a longer than usual fill and could actually write porn I would be all over this like beggars and lepers on Altair.

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Caterina Sforza/Rosa

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In my head, Ezio and Rosa were doing it, though it isn't a formal relationship and is more of friends-with-benefits thing. They know and talk openly about each other's lovers, whether it's Ezio/Leonardo and Rosa/someone else, but they're cool with it, for most part.

Except that after a long absence from Venice, Ezio returns, going on and ON about this "Sforza woman." A bit jealous, Rosa goes to investigate (or more likely Caterina shows up in Venice), meets Caterina, they snark on each other. But quickly realize they're pretty similar (fiery and don't take shit from anyone). Bother being goers, they decide to come to a agreement about Ezio, and shall we say, "Work through their aggression"...with each other.

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HNNGH YES. I hope writernons can feel the mindrays anon is sending them to ~~~fill this prompt~~~.

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-25 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, first off, this is the first time one of my prompts has gotten filled. So yay writer!anon from the very start.

Now, onto the actual fic. Anon, I loved it so much, I had to make a list of all the things I liked:

1. Desmond's mom calling him at work (<3) to nag him about his career (or lack thereof)
2. Desmond being all jealous of perfect big brother Ezio awwwww
3. Introduction to Dinosaurs. I can only hope I can someday take that course.
4. Desmond blew up the science department! But it wasn't his fault! I love you Des.
5. The porn class. And Desmond having to leave it because he got turned on. D'awww.
6. looool Rebecca adds "women's studies" to the potential majors

In short anon: Brilliant! Keep up the good work :D

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Anon is interested, what fic is this?

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I don't care how, why, where, whatever. I just really want to see more of this pairing!

Please? I'll give you cookies!

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"Come now, Vieri—no need to be shy," Federico playfully cooed, threading his fingers through the other man's hair in a languid fashion—seeing as another huff blended in with the hot air, he held a better grip on the curve of lightly muscled buttocks and snapped his hips forward, reveling in the drawn out moans and scratches down his back. "Not after all these times we ha—"

"Silencio." There's an adorable blush that the Auditore boy can't help but to smooth his lips over, and he laughs teasingly when a great scowl was plastered on that flushed face; god, how damn good it felt to rut until no tomorrow, buried underneath by shadows as hungry as the appetite for the Pazzi heir. "Someone will see and—"

The older man subtly chuckled; licking a trail up an angled neck, said figure gently nuzzled the crook of it before he planted a firm kiss on top of a sputtering mouth—one for the corner, one for the middle, three for the fullness on the swollen bottom, not long to see that Vieri also responded with equal fervor. "No one will walk into such a dark alley, lest the man was a loon."

"Like your brother."

He said it as if it was in the cursed encyclopedia.

A grin. "Si, like my dear, cute fratello."

"Ugh … " The wary brunet scrunched up his nose and metaphorically spat to show his displeasure, attempting to put up a disgusted front amidst an onslaught of heavy thrusts and explorations of his body. "I am th-through with this … this … this ordeal—n-not to mention, you had the aud-audacity to call that s-s-s-stronzo carino!"

"Aye, aye, mi dispiace, amante: I will not emphasize his endearing puppy eyes or the way his mouth forms a pleading pout." Slowly, he began to fist the other's erection to his own tempo, laving a marked collarbone and the tips of burning ears. "Still, it amazes me—" almost did his composure slip to the tightening of the slicked passage "th-that … ah, that's amazing … that … that we are able to—si, move, like that—have a nice conversation at this time."

Oh, the joy of this very moment.

"Che cazzo? What the hell did I just say?" If Vieri wasn't being banged to the point his ass was raw, he would've slugged the idiot and castrate him in front of his father.

Well, not in this state.

"Ah … hm … " Thoughtfulness all around. "'Please, please, please fuck me harder into the wall, caro mio?'"

"Merda, you bastardo! How thick is that head of yours?"

Both of them moaned as the peak of climax was within reach.

And Federico smirked. "As thick as the hot cock inside you."

Later on, nursing the burn in his nether regions to the harsh barks of his father, Vieri de Pazzi discovered that not even coming twelve times was worth the leer at the end.

That is, until he found himself in said alley once more.


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Shaun goes to visit Desmond, who's in, either,an insane asylum, or being kept locked away somewhere, due to the bleeding effect. Lots of angsting over "never told you how I felt" "always talked down on you" "always made it seem like your job was useless and easy when you were doing the most dangerous job of all".

If you want a happy ending, go ahead, I actually don't mind either way.


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I am so on this. HERE COMES THE ANGST.


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(Anonymous) 2010-06-25 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
A harsh consequence of the Bleeding Effect is that Desmond has fallen in love with someone who will never know who he is.

Desmond/Whom-ever-you-want. I just want some Wump!Desmond, please.

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Desmond had been fiddling on Lucy’s computer, with her permission, for the past hour now. Shaun had been busily typing away at his computer, snarking at him each time he tried to begin a conversation. He had noticed however, that over the last hour, Shaun’s typing had become less and less frequent – until it stopped all together.

Frowning some, he stood, moving over to Shaun, ready to make a sarcastic comment about his lack of work. He stopped however, his hand halfway to grabbing the man’s shoulder, when he noticed that Shaun was bent forwards slightly, his glasses beginning to slip off his nose, eyes shut, breathing steady. His brows rose in surprise.

Shaun was…asleep. Out cold, without even so much as a warning or hint to his exhaustion.

How many days had it been since Desmond had come here? He hadn’t seen Shaun asleep once since his arrival here, and the few times he had seen him disheveled were only in bed – that one night, where they’d both been unable to help themselves, the sexual frustration overwhelming….

Shaking his head from those thoughts, he lightly waved a hand in front of Shaun’s face, blinking slowly as he realized how far gone the historian was. Shaun hadn’t said a word about “them” since they’d done it, and had been even more of a dick than usual after the act. But with his barriers down, Shaun had allowed himself to fall asleep with Desmond in the room.

“Prick…” Desmond whispered softly, shifting forwards to place an arm around Shaun’s shoulders. He was surprised when the man lightly leaned against him, nuzzling into his throat with a quiet sigh. It sent a flush to Desmond’s cheeks, but he merely smiled. It was…cute.

Grunting quietly, Desmond lifted Shaun into his arms, carrying him bridal style towards the bedroom Shaun had been staying in. He laid Shaun down, half-sitting as he did so, and was about to leave when Shaun curled against him with a tired mumble of his name.

What the hell…why did Shaun have to be so cute like this?

Desmond sighed. Lips quirked upwards into a smile, and he pulled Shaun’s glasses off, setting them on the bedside table. He unzipped his hoodie and tossed it aside, kicking off his shoes before climbing into bed with the historian, laying an arm over his waist, nestling close to him.

“Sleep well, Shaun…” he whispered softly, ghosting a kiss over his forehead and closing his eyes, pulling the covers over them. He hadn’t been terribly tired, but with Shaun pressed against him so warmly…well, he supposed he could go to sleep a little earlier than planned.


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You know...

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I have no idea if this is a misfire or if some anon just decided "fuck it, there we go", but...

My god. This. This just- I- you- bwuh.

*wipes eyes* I really needed that. Thank you, author.

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-26 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Altair/younger!Ezio (not 17-year old Ezio, but around his twenties).

I just want porn. Writer can decide when or where or how, just make Altair the one who tops! Fingering and hot kisses is a huge bonus!

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Does OP have a preference on what age Altair should be?

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-26 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Takes place shortly after Ezio's move to Venice. Ugo is jealous of Ezio's skills and immediate friendliness with Rosa and Antonio. Ezio mistakes this jealousy for attraction. Ezio then corners Ugo and kind of molests him, I guess (but you know, make it super hot molestation with Ezio being all charming and alternately gentle and rough with him). Ugo's reaction is basically don't-know-if-want-but-also-sort-of-want-even-though-I'm-straight-wait-now-I'm-confused.


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