asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-19 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen anything of them yet! So let's give it a try :3
Maybe set in some kind of AU? Desmond is all 'meh' about his Italian branch of the family spending their holidays in America until he meets his cousin Ezio?
orz I dunno, I just want to see them together...

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-26 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
I might attempt this?
-nervous anon.

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Not a prompt, it just made me lol

(Anonymous) 2010-07-19 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I found this on DA. There's this preview for a movie in South India or something, and it's about an assassin who saves a city. Cool. Except.
THEY TOTALLY STOLE the Assassin's Creed outfits. Here's a link.

Isn't that stupid? And then at the end it starts playing Lord of the Rings music. Fail.

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-20 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I totally LOVE the random Lineage footage they throw in there....
Pisses me off

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For a totally new view

(Anonymous) 2010-07-19 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)

BUT!! but this time I was thinking in something diferent, like... what if Leonardo truly hated Ezio and viceversa mainly because their ethic.

The click may be that Federico is Leo's lover, yeah, and for some good reasons Ezio and Leonardo forcefully had to encounter once in a while... leading to get to know each other, discovering that their personallity isn't that diferent, just that, well... they realise that from hate to love ... there is only one step.


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(Anonymous) 2010-07-21 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Please? Soon?

Writer!anons...? Make this happen!

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I may have to fill this one.

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Need Moar!

(Anonymous) 2010-07-20 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
This meme has gotten too Ezio/Leo orientated! (not that I don't love those two >_<) Let's get some more of Altair/Malik in here!

Malik is tired of being stuck in the Bureau every day. He remembers how climbing the rooftops felt, the clear air, bright sunshine, the freedom, and is jealous and angry that Altair gets to climb around every day. It was his fault he's stuck in there anyway... Angst ensues! Or, you could make it fluffy and have Altair help him climb again. Because fluff makes the world go 'round.

tl;dr, Some angsty Malik, guilty Altair, and some fluff. Thanks!

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Completely agree with the Ezio/Leo sentiment and completely second this prompt, as well as whacking a tentative fill down (depending how the writer's block wants to play).

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Writefag here

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writer-anons thank you

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One of the writer anons!

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Do Wah Do

(Anonymous) 2010-07-21 12:00 am (UTC)(link)

I'd love to see Shaun singing this, in any way, shape or form. Maybe he got it stuck in his head, maybe it's a secret love for the song, I don't care. I'll leave it up to you who he's singing it (Lucy? You read my mind) about or if he's singing it about anyone at all, but I just really want to see him singing it.

If you can sneak some Shaun/Desmond in there, I think I'd just have to draw the ever-loving shit out of that.

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-01 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
ahahaha, i second thissss

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Francesco/ young Ezio, non-con

(Anonymous) 2010-07-22 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Kink: Francesco lusts after Ezio (which he saw after fighting with his son), which he had kidnapped and r**ped. Ezio hated him so much. Mostly non-con smut and angst. Bonus points if you had Ezio bound and at Francesco's mercy. Anon will be grateful. Hate Francesco too, but just want to see how far this pairing will do. Thanks guys.

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Plz, anon! Do this!!!!

BP if Ezio has some strange attachment to the bastard. Hehehehe

one sided Lucy/Desmond. Shaun/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2010-07-23 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
If I could write, I totally would do this D: but I'm not a writer, plus, I would probably fuck it up somehow, and wouldn't end up like I wanted it in the first place...

Lucy is in love with Desmond, but can see that Desmond is in love with Shaun (or maybe he confides in her), and also notices that it isn't a one sided thing. She also sees that Shaun's insulting personality is really hurting Desmond, and is making him give up on Shaun. And even though she knows she could step in, and take what she wants, Lucy realizes that she loves Desmond too much to even consider that. Instead, she decides to knock some sense into Shaun.

I just really like Lucy/Desmond friendship, it's adorable and totally awesome.

Re: one sided Lucy/Desmond. Shaun/Desmond

(Anonymous) 2010-07-23 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I really like this prompt! But I think Lucy deserves a prize
For being such a trooper... AKA date with the hot and awesome Rebecca~~~

This is really sweet

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-24 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
this is adorable and so i will be working on it ;)

Misfire fill!

(Anonymous) 2010-07-24 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
They were gasping for air, backs bent over with their hands on their knees; soaking wet from the sudden storm. Letting out a loud sigh, Leonardo took his hat off his head and wringed it out, and couldn’t help but laugh at the amount of water that drained from it. Ezio looked up at him with a smile on his face as he fought to catch his breath.

“Dio mio, we were lucky this time.” Leonardo grinned down at Ezio, patting him on his drenched shoulder, chuckling at the squelching sound it let out as drips of water fell to the ground. “It is lucky we came across this cave, no? I enjoy a rainstorm, but not when I am caught in it.”

Ezio nodded, finally standing upright with a last huff of breath. “I’m surprised at your stamina, amico mio. You almost outran me.”

Lightning arced through the sky, snapping Leonardo’s attention to it as his eyes widened in terror. Ezio furrowed his brows for a moment and tilted his head slightly. “You are... afraid of storms?”

“Non, of course not! I paint them all the time; why, to be afraid of them would just be-” The thunder echoed throughout the small cave the two men had found themselves in. Leonardo was suddenly in Ezio’s arms, squeezing him tightly, fingers gripping the assassin’s cape and the back of his shirt. Ezio stood frozen to the ground, dumfounded and blinking in shock. “...silly.” Leonardo finished lamely, muttering into the crook of Ezio’s neck.

The assassin let out a small snicker, letting his arms return Leonardo’s embrace. A slight blush came to his cheeks as he said, “Do not worry, Leonardo. This assassin will happily protect you from the storm.”

“If you tell anyone, Ezio, I will kill you.”

“Whatever you say, Leonardo.”

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I don't think I've seen this before, but...

(Anonymous) 2010-07-24 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I crave some Vieri/Claudia.

Idk, I think it'd be cute in a childish, bratty, immature way where they'd throw insults at each other all the time... I don't know. That might just be me.

Anyway, if I could get a fill for this, I'd greatly appreciate it. Anything is fine.

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-24 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
YES! If they would've met before the game, they'd be either enemies or the bestest of best friends, always bitching and gossiping and such! <3

If they end up arguing, it should end with Claudia puching Vieri XD She's do that. Definatly.


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Possesive Federico x Ezio (pwp, smut)

(Anonymous) 2010-07-24 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Prompt: Federico learned that Leonardo from a common friend was eyeing his baby brother Ezio. Unfortunately the fact that Ezio was also interested with the Maestro, made Federico really jealous. Hence Federico taught Ezio a lesson as who really owned him. Anon poster requested that the smut between a very jealous Federico/Ezio be super steamy. Thanks.

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OP Here *currently weeps in joy*

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LYK, I KNOW WHAT YA MEAN!!!! (Writer!anon cackles)

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-25 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I need to see Leonardo as a hooker.

I'm honestly not sure why and I am not picky how you do it, I just need it to happen. Be it AU or not, I think it would need to be a bit dark and full of angst since I don't see this as something he would willingly. Plus, we need poor Ezio's reactions to all of it and maybe the idea that he was the cause of Leo's "situation".

Go wild and maybe throw Cesare in there for good measure. Please?

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Claudia/Monteriggioni Courtesans, Caning

(Anonymous) 2010-07-26 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Claudia sneaks out to the newly built brothel, hoping to fulfil a fantasy.

Big bonus points if she ends spanked infront of an audience.

Re: Claudia/Monteriggioni Courtesans, Caning

(Anonymous) 2010-07-28 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
YEEESSS. That's brilliant.

I second this prompt.


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I have an idea...

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...for an absolutely epic AU. Would anyone object if I post it here?

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I know I wouldn't.

Go for it.

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First part of God knows how many

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Well done!

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Running From Eden Part 8a

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-27 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Altair and Malik got together after the events of the game, and things were great for a while. But then Malik starts to push away at Altair (whatever reason, as long as it isn't the whole arm and Kadar thing, that's totally over done; maybe he's afraid of how attached he is becoming?), leaving them both heart broken. Then the events of Bloodlines happen, and as Altair travels with Maria, he starts to fall in love with her. Meanwhile, Malik realizes that he still loves Altair, and makes a vow that when Altair returns, he will tell him so. Of course, when Altair returns, he brings Maria along...

tl;dr, Malik breaks up with Altair, and regrets it, while Altair falls in love with Maria.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-30 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, like 'whoooaaa'!!!!

Can writer!anon also make Altair chase Malik for a long time before he falls in love with Maria?

(Yeah, 'cause I can be a sadistic bitch, like that).


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(Anonymous) 2010-07-27 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond has a secret gift for baking the most delicious cakes.
Shaun loves cake to go with his tea.

It's a match made in heaven!
Shaun/Desmond silliness!

The cake is not an outright fabrication however it is delicious and moist. (1/3)

(Anonymous) 2010-07-30 11:50 am (UTC)(link)

Bored. Yes, just board. Not board board just one big fat, heavy, lazy, indefinite, board. That's how Desmond felt right now, board.

It always seemed to be like this whenever the animus went down. This happened allot, after all it was an experimental technology. Even Abstergo had frequent technical difficulties with there's. Despite their generous multimillion dollar budget and army of engineers and You know, considering that all they had in their little wood cabin hideout was one Tec-geek in a pair of Dr. Dre headphones, you think it would break down even more.

Hold on... What was he thinking about again?... oh yes, how utterly inhumanly board he was. Desmond sighed loudly and rolled over onto his stomach. Burying his face into the soft pillows of his bed to lazy to move to board to just lie.

Desmond grunted, unhappy with the new position he sat back up, slouched out of bed, and made his way over to the kitchen. Admittedly he wasn't hungry, and he probably shouldn't eat just for a lack of anything useful to do... but that was the advice of responsible Desmond, and board-out-of-his-mind Desmond wasn't inclined to listen at this point.

But when he opened the fridge he found a distinct lack of anything immediately edible. The leftover pasta from last night was gone, as were the vegetable samosas Shaun likes. There were just some eggs lying in a corner in a box, milk in a carton on the other side. There was some chocolate, but on closer inspection it turned out to be of the unsweetened baker's variety.

Desmond reached out and took a box of baking soda out of the fridge door. He looked down at the label that happily displayed a delicious looking cupcake. He placed the box on the table and fetched the milk, eggs, and chocolate. Then placed them on the counter before rummaging through the cupboards to see if he could find any flour.

A few moments later and Desmond's pile of ingredients was complete and he was tying on a loose white apron. Silently wishing he had been able to find one without lacy frills. Deciding that he would just have to hope no one strayed into the kitchen to see him like this. He placed the medium sized mixing bowl he found onto the counter and opened the carton of eggs.

Taking one of the white spheres into his right hand, he held it over the side of the bowl and snapped it down on the rim. Producing a long crack in the shell. He held it up over the bowl and snapped the weakened shell in half with one hand, letting the gooey insides spill into the bowl.

He repeated the process twice until there were a total of three yokes bobbing around at the bottom of the blue mixing bowl. Then after fetching a whisk from the utensil cupboard he placed it in the bowl but didn't start mixing it just yet. Instead he stopped for a moment beside the clock/radio hanging from the cabinet near the sink and started fiddling with the dials.

Lots of Static *skip* something in French *skip* classical music *skip* classic rock *Skip* someone talking about another hurricane hitting Greenland *skip* - got it on lock, west coast represent. Now put your hands up! Ooh oh ooh~

Desmond smiled, now this he could work with. He picked up the mixing bowl and begun to whisk the eggs along to the beat. Singing along with Katy as he worked the eggs into a light, frothy, yellowish goo.

California girls

We're unforgettable

Daisy Dukes

Bikinis on top~


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Altair/Malik: death/protection

(Anonymous) 2010-07-27 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
confession: i have a total boner for romantic deaths.

both dying in the arms of each other, one dying protecting the other, whatever. I JUST WANT A SAD AND ROMANTIC DEATH. bonus if the surviver actually witness the others death, and doesn't receive it as news or whatever.

thank you <3

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Seconded, even though I might cry at the death. D;

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-27 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I just bumped into the Easter Egg during the Bonfire of the Vanities sequence, in which Ezio sees his family as it used to be in the Auditore Palazzo (video right here (, and it has made me incredibly sad. So, fic. Can be Ezio/Leonardo or just Ezio, reflecting on what he's lost while imagining better times. Make it sad, tragic or hopeful, I don't really care. Go, writeranons!

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I know who you are!!! And I second this.

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Shaun/Leonardo or vice-versa

(Anonymous) 2010-07-29 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so my girlfriend and I were talking and this came up. we would like something, ANYTHING involving Leonardo and Shaun together. Pretty please? Anon's going to respond to a post now...

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-29 05:54 am (UTC)(link)

Captha agrees: Assume overjoy!

Haha, this is great

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-30 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond yelling "THIS IS WHAT YOUR DAMN JAPANESE ELECTRONIC PET CAN'T DO ASFSDGFHgfdgdf;;ds" while slamming into Shaun. :|

After finding out that Shaun secretly has a tamagotchi and named it "desu"

and has been mildly obsessed over it and cooing to it like a mother would to a baby
while still being a major bitch to Desmond fff

idunno man
sounded good in my head

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I want this, but with a pokewalker instead of a tamagocchi for extra fabulous.

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Horsing Around

(Anonymous) 2010-07-31 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
In real life Leonardo really liked horses. Maybe he liked them a little too much? XD Yes, I'm asking for bestiality.

I'd like to see Leonardo admiring a male horse, feeling a little hot and bothered when the horse gets an erection (as stallions randomly tend to do). Maybe Leonardo petting the horse with one hand while masturbating with the other?

BONUS POINTS if it's Ezio's horse.

SUPER BONUS POINTS if Ezio knows Leonardo thinks horses are sexy and brought his horse over for Leonardo to fool around with. "No worries, Leonardo, he's very gentle. He won't kick if you touch him there."

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-31 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
ppfffft xD Why do I want this so badly? xD

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drop it lowwww

(Anonymous) 2010-07-31 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
I want Malik droppin' it low for Altair.
probably cause he wants to get back at Altair for something idk

mmmhm thats a hot bra

but yeah, just have Malik shaking his booty for dear Altair
who has a massive raging hard-on but unable to do anything due to the fact he is tied to a chair /sobusobu

make it happen, anonn
i'll love you foreverrrrr

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-31 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)

I don't think I have seen ANY Ezio/Shaun and I don't know why but the idea makes me ridiculously happy.

I don't particularly care how it happens, bleeding effect, Animus glitch, whatever.

Bonus points if Shaun knows Italian and therefor EXACTLY what Ezio is saying at any given moment.

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I SECOND this SO hard D:

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(Anonymous) 2010-07-31 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What I'd like to read, is a character (I would prefer Malik, have a thing for amputees) saying to other person not exactly, but something along the lines "Fuck me. Fuck me raw. Fuck me so hard that only thing I'd feel is your cock pounding in me!"

What I had in mind is some kind of angsty story, in which character feels very sad and depressed or hollow about some event/memory/accident/whatever that he goes and begs, pleads for some kind of pity-fuck or outright demands it violently.

Tho' it would depend on writer, all I want is dat line. Pairings and setting doesn't matter.

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Bloody stump

(Anonymous) 2010-08-01 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
So as one of the greatest assassins Altair most possibly has never panicked by seeing blood, not in slightest, not even if one bleeding is himself or an ally.

But then he somehow, someway rips the scars or skin on Malik's stump (maybe during sexytimes?) and it bleeds all over the place, lots of blood. Altair first time in his life panicks to the point of dizziness on goes all like "OMG WAT TO DO!!!1" It's all because of that bloody stump.

Yeah. Bloodplay is fine too.

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I don't know about anyone else, but this sounds adorable!!!


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Post Coital Bliss

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Ezio/ Catacomb Ghosts+dub con, bondage smut

(Anonymous) 2010-08-01 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Kink: A younger Ezio trapped in the Forli Assassin Tomb and ghosts bound and seduced him erotically. A totally weird kink but the smuttier the better, writeranons. Either Ezio had fallen asleep and woke up with the ghosts restrained him as they did the dirty deed. Bonus pts, if you make Ezio vocal, or screams in passion. Tnx.

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I think I got nosebleed. HAWT, and must happen!!

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Nipple play by Catacomb Ghosts *drools*

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More please ^0^ ~ anon reviewer.

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