asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Legend of Zelda/Assassin's Creed Crossover

(Anonymous) 2010-08-02 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even know. I'd prefer it in Ezio's time. Link travels to Venice to find some sort of magical spirit or something. Maybe he gets wounded and Leo's there to help. I don't know. I. Just. Need. It. :D

Captcha says: New woodsmen. Exactly, Fine Mr. Captcha. (lol.) :P

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 03:42 am (UTC)(link)

So, like, anon, I'm guessing that you want LinkxLeo?

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-03 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I could definitly go for some Altair/Desmond/Ezio
Desmond in the middle of course ;)

(Anonymous) 2010-08-10 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
omg, wantttt
i love this pairing with all mah heart

Oh, I want this badly

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-05 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
As guilty as it is, I love seeing the big man brought down, so maybe some Robert/Altair or Vieri/Ezio? ohohoho~

Captcha: "of emporia" oh my~

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Mucho AFFIRMATIVE for Robert/Atair!


(Anonymous) 2010-08-05 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
In response to the wonderful overturning of Prop 8, I want some cute fluffy gay marriage, particularly of the Ezio/Leo sort. Now, I know perfectly well that gay marriage did not exist in Renaissance Italy but I just want to see some sweet tender declaration of love and maybe some honeymoon sex.


(Anonymous) 2010-08-05 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded so much~!!! <3 <3 <3

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Shaun/Desmond humour

(Anonymous) 2010-08-05 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Taken unashamedly verbatim from Lano and Woodley's The Island, in which of course, the two are stuck on a desert island.

"I can't stop thinking about homos... Lots and lots of lovely homos. It's my favourite Lebanese dish!"

"uehfdsjfhjsdfh HUMMUS! It's pronounced HUMMUS!"

So let's see Des and Shaun in this little misunderstanding. Maybe Des had acquired a taste for it through Altair, and can't get any due to being stuck in a hideout. Make me laugh, anon, I need it.

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)


"You like homos? You're bloody serious?"

"How many times are you gonna make me say it? It's not like I wanted to, anyways, it's all 'cause of Altair!"

"...........Altair made you like homos?"

"Yeah! And now I'm stuck in this stupid hideout with absolutly no homos, and I can't get any 'cause I'm not allowed out!"

"Well you know, I'm-"

"You people just don't appreciate good Lebanese cuisine!"


sorry anon for short fill and oocness, but I just had to give this a shot before I fell asleep.


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Can't Find Prompt...

(Anonymous) 2010-08-06 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So there was a prompt like freakin' forever ago and I can't find it. But I did finish the story for it....4 months later. Lol. It was a LeonardoxEzioxFederico. I made a LxF/LxExF/LxE so if anyone is still interested please find me this prompt so I can post it. I don't want to be a jackass and just post the whole thing as a new comment. Thanks!

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Is it this one?

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Maltair in Vizeau menswear

(Anonymous) 2010-08-07 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I want Altair wearing this:
And... seducing Malik.

Or the other way round...
Or Ezio/Leo...
Or Altair/Ezio.
Art or fic, I don't mind O3O

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-07 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god that
that is
incredibly hot

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In the mood...

(Anonymous) 2010-08-07 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
for AU. Yup,I need it..

I was thinking of alittle bit of Detective!Shaun and SidekickDetective!Desmond.. Where on one case Desmond is annoying the hell out of Shaun asking all these questions making them get caught. Desmond gets tied up and raped right infront of Shauns eyes.. This makes Shaun realize that he truly loved Desmond from the start of their friendship which leads to angst I guess..

Well that was long.. Err.. Writer can put other stuff too and add-on to the plot.

Ciao babeh!!

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-14 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
i want this so bad
this sounds so perfect

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AU plz.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-07 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio's in prison for stealing someone's Jaguar, and meets Leonardo when the artist offers to lead an art class for the prisoners. o3o

Bonus points for smex in Ezio's cell. o3o


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(Anonymous) 2010-08-19 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio's in prison for stealing someone's Jaguar Audi.


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Master Assassin Altair/Ezio+sexytimes

(Anonymous) 2010-08-08 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
How about Altair pursuing Ezio? Ezio dismissing Altair advances until Altair cornered him *ahem*, and gave Ezio his first manly smex. OP preferred a younger Ezio (but an Assasin Ezio isn't bad), before the he got the scar. Ezio taunts Altair, calling him Old man and boring; of course Altair prove him wrong. Also Altair teased Ezio by denying him or delaying orgasms, in turn makes Ezio wild, hot and begging. Please make Altair cunning and cruel until he had Ezio melts in his hands. *glomps*

Re: Master Assassin Altair/Ezio+sexytimes

(Anonymous) 2010-08-26 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hello OP! I already have something like this in the works. Would you like to see it? I can always write sometime new if you'd prefer.

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-08 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
A while back, Altair saved a child from some guards, and brought him back to Masyaf. Every time he's around, Altair goes to see the boy, and they become quite close (when the boy advances in rank, Altair acts like a proud dad, after Al Mualim stabs him, the boy clings to him crying, stuff like that). After Altair kills Robert and goes back to Masyaf, and kills Al Mualim, he goes looking for the boy only to find him dying...

I have no idea why I want this D: I just like the idea of Altair caring a kid.

Bonus points if no one ever noticed their relationship, until the boy dies. My soul if its Malik.


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Please, PLEASE someone fill this soon!!! >

Oh god.

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-10 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Mafia Crimelord Giovanni Auditore is training his sons, Federico and Ezio, to follow in the family business.

I'm sick of filling requests and not getting any bang for my buck, anon, don't let me down. A drabble will be fuckin' fine.


(Anonymous) 2010-08-11 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
(sorry all i have to offer is a tiny tiny fill)

Giovanni stepped cautiously back into business room where his sons were currently standing. The meeting unsurprisingly had gone sour and he had left the room to "clear his head", with a small motion to Frederico that they should finish up quickly.

He looked around the room slowly, still mildly surprised by the blood splatter that could come from only five or six people. Giovanni looked almost slowly from the blood stains on the wall to his two sons. Frederico the older of the two was seated in a chair at the head of the table, cleaning his gun and looking at the mess on his with minor disgust. While Ezio was sitting against the wall, his shirt covered in blood and a blank look on his face.

Giovanni pinched the bridge of his nose for a moment before cautiously walking over to Ezio, stepping over the corpse just in front of him and squatting to make eye contact with him.

"Ezio" said Giovanni, his tone disapproving.

At the sound of his fathers voice, Ezio quickly snapped out of his daze, looked nervously at his father.

"Yes father?" replied Ezio, his tone a little distant

"What have i told you about using a silencer?" asked Giovanni, looking at the gun Ezio still held loosely in his hand.

"t-to always use one when in a populated area...?" offered Ezio looking a little sheepishly at the floor.

"Any area." corrected Frederico, still sitting at the table cleaning his gun.

"You brother is correct" sighed Giovanni, standing up and brushing his suit of slightly "Your going to have to stop chasing girls and attend more lessons Ezio or your going to get hurt. Clean this up and come back to the house"

With that he left, taking the documents from the table before leaving.

"cheer up baby brother!" said Frederico, walking over the where Ezio was sitting and offering him a hand "you'll get it right next time"

Ezio stared at the hand offer to him for a moment before using it to pull Frederico down with a smile.

Oh god i think i might want to write more of this ;-; does OP mind or want and pairings if i continue?


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(Anonymous) 2010-08-10 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm totes mega hot for this

Misfire fill *warnings for real person slash*

(Anonymous) 2010-08-11 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
As the credits rolled, Desmond cast a stray glance across the couch to Shaun who was resting his head in his hand. A look of annoyed boredom written plainly on his face. “Typical” Desmond muttered to himself. Growing board of his roommate, He allowed his gaze to slip to Shaun's twin brother Danny who was slumped between them. He must have fallen asleep sometime after the statue of liberty started making its way down the streets of New York.

Shaun gingerly took the remote from his brother's lap and turned off the TV. The light flickered out, and would have left the three of them in complete darkness if it weren't for the soft moonlight from the large windows in the loft. Even with the lowered light, Desmond's stare didn't shift from Danny, who was resting against the back of the sofa his chest falling and rising slowly as he slept.

Shaun's glasses caught the light as he fixed Desmond with a scathing look that just managed to draw the ex-bartender's attention away from his only slightly younger twin. Desmond looked back, shrugged and muttered “He's cute” as if that was some sort of explanation.

Unimpressed, Shaun crossed his arms over his chest. “Don't get too attached, He's going home tomorrow Templars or not.” He explained his tone unmistakably adamant.

Desmond looked crestfallen. “Really? But I like having two of you around.” He protested. Then after a beat he added “Well, two of you except one isn't a complete jerk.”

“Desmond...” Shaun warned, clearly showing he was not in the mood for his petty American wit. Ignoring him, the newbie assassin went on.

“You're also much more fun when Danny's around. I mean you’ve never let me watch Ghostbusters movies with you before.” Shaun sighed exasperatedly, he could explain exactly why he hated those immature excuses for entertainment later.

“This isn't up for debate Desmond.” he insisted.

Desmond frowned and looked up despondently at Shaun. His gaze only held for a moment before it switched to the brit's brother then back again. Suddenly the dejection on his face slipped off. His eye's widening as a playful smile grew on his lips.

“You’re not jealous, are you Shaun? Cause you know, I could handle both of you...” Desmond suggested.

The shocked silence from the other side of the sofa was almost deafening.

“Man that would be mega hot...” Desmond murmured.


.... You'll have to forgive the randomness of the pairing. I'm still working the kinks out of it. I'm not quite sure how I want to integrate Danny Wallace into the creed universe. So I’m throwing various relationship styles at the wall and seeing what sticks.

Oh yes, and sorry to the op for making your misfire my guinea pig...

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-10 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, that is so good- what an AWESOME idea!!! And ur writtin is great xD! I hope you find time to update this = 3

Misfire!Fill --- Finding Time

(Anonymous) 2010-08-14 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
“Leonardo, this… Did you write this?”

Looking up from the lump of clay that was slowly taking on recognizable shape beneath his hands, Leonardo’s cheeks turned a delicate shade of pink. “Sì. Ezio, I thought I asked you not to go rifling through my papers?”

The young assassin snorted softly, placing the mirror and paper he had been holding back on the table. Thank God Leonardo had started keeping a small mirror around for the convenience of normal human beings. “I wasn’t ‘rifling’. It was sitting on top of everything else.” Leaning back against the wall as the artist returned to his work, Ezio was content watching his friend work for the next half-hour or so. “It is a brilliant concept, though.”

“Hm?” It was a moment before he tore himself away from his work once more, and even then Leonardo was scanning a pile of half-finished sketches rather than Ezio’s face. “What was brilliant?”

“This!” Picking the paper back up, he waved it excitedly in the blonde’s face. “You need to finish it! The things you could change—and the sheer eloquence of it—”

“Ezio,” Leonardo laughed, “since when do you use words such as ‘eloquence’?”

“Since when do you write philosophy?”

“When I have the time.”

Trying his best to look charming, tilting his head and smiling innocently, the assassin held the half-finished thesis out towards its author. “Find more time?”

((Captcha is wishing a slow, agonizing death upon me... I'll go hide now.))

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Thanks Gramps!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-10 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Remember that scene in Mulan when the Fa family ancestors appear and start fighting/discuss protecting mulan etc?
Now think of the Sanctuary built under the Auditore family villa with the statues dedicated to the assassins ...see where I'm going with this?

The idea is, Ezio returns the last Assassin's Seal, unlocks Altair's armor, says his bit about thanking him for the gift, leaves to go do.. whatever.. and then the spirits appear. Hilarity ensues.
Altair, Amunet, Iltani, Qulan Gal, Wei Yu, Darius and Leonius. Whether they're actually his ancestors or not, I'd like them discussing Ezio/the family/making jokes/fighting. (The AssCreed Wiki doesn't shed a lot of light on whether or not they are all related, just says they could be.)

Play with this idea as you wish, but don't change it too much. :)

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Some ancestral humor would be awesome!

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-12 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
AAAAWWW- the end was SO CUTE, aaw... poor Altair.. = ( makes me wanna hug him and make it all better = 3- but since i can't, malik will just have to!!! lol- GREAT story, that was fantastic! loved the ending = D super adorable = 3

The Moment

(Anonymous) 2010-08-26 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair stiffened as an arm wrapped around his middle. He knew who was behind him already but the instinct to lash out and pull away was almost overwhelming. When the arm tightened and tried to pull him back he resisted, "Malik, what are you doing?"

Malik snorted but stopped pulling. Instead he stepped forward, pressing up against Altair's back, "Stop talking, Altair."

His arm tightened again but this time it was a simple hold as Malik did not seem inclined to move. Hot breath fanned over Altair's neck a brief second before Malik buried his face there. Altair was trapped, held tightly against the other man's body. The urge to lash out persisted as he tried to figure out what Malik was thinking.

"Stop thinking, novice. You will only hurt yourself," Malik's voice was oddly gentle despite the harsh words. His hand flattened on Altair's chest and began to mve in circles. "Just relax."

"What?" Altair found himself relaxing without a thought. Confusion slowly dissipating as he realized what was happening.

A hug. The simple gesture used to be common for them when they were novices. A greeting, a farewell, or for no reason other than the other was close enough to touch. They were so far gone from those days when they had trusted each other so completely. Altair felt sadend at how long it had been.

"Did I not tell you to stop thinking?" Malik grumbled in annoyance though he made no attempt to pull away.

"Usually you would say I do not think enough," Altair replied with a smile, allowing himself to fully relax. Turning his head to the side just enouh to press his cheek to Malik's. One hand coming up to grip the arm wrapped around him as he closed his eyes and let himself enjoy the moment.

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Kadar and Malik having sex the very first time.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-12 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Something hot and sweaty and humorously awkward.

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*fans self* Seconded.

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[Shaun/Desmond] The Animus 2.0 causes cravings

(Anonymous) 2010-08-13 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
For whatever reason, Desmond has the weirdest, insatiable craving for SOMETHING (doughnuts, egg salad, Mtn Dew, ect.). And there's none of said item immidiately available. Please include: Pantry/Fridge raiding, proper whining and complaints, and lack of sympathy from others (particularly Shaun).

ANON WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF: Craving is caused by the Bleeding Effect, sexytimes (Shaun/Desmond?) are involved or mentioned.

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-13 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
this is basically my headcanon, with Desmond getting Ezio's sammich cravings.

it is damn hard to find a giraffe sandwich these days.

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that's an awful lot of giraffe meat

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Old Spice AC

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Fic/Art/Vid/Edit/Manip, I don't much care, but AC + Old Spice ( commercial y/y? Probably Ezio, but I would be happy with just about anyone!

IF THIS HAS BEEN REQUESTED BEFORE, I HUMBLY APOLOGIZE. If it's been done before, links would be appreciated :3 (I tried searching, I swear :( )

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Well, there's this image, featuring Ezio:

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Hellooo, Malik.

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-13 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god I need this now guys!! So I was watching Hulk vs. today, and the first time I saw it, I was kinda drunk so I didn't realize it, but watching it sober, I realized that Deadpool sounded so familiar... and then I looked it up, and it's because Nolan North (Desmond's voice actor) does his voice! The image of Desmond either in Deadpool's outfit, or acting like him (going crazy cuz of the Animus, and realizes that he's in a video game?) is driving me crazy!

Either art!fill, or fic, I'm okay with both D: I just really need this now!

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verbal humiliation

(Anonymous) 2010-08-14 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Malik discovers that Altair secretly loves it when he goes on about how much of a fuckup Altair is- because really, why else would Altair keep going back to the bureau to harass Malik? This, naturally, leads to Malik calling Altair a worthless filthy whore while he sucks Malik's cock.

Bonus points for orgasm denial and begging. Double bonus if Altair gets off just from the sound of Malik's voice.

(This would also work for Shaun/Desmond! Anon is so not picky when it comes to this particular kink. *is a dirty, dirty perv*)

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-15 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded, but with AltMal.
Though it would be wonderful it this got more than a single fill hurrr durr

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modern medical AU with all characters from both AC I & II - preferably alt/mal and ezio/leo

(Anonymous) 2010-08-15 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hello my dear anons!! :D I was watching rescue special ops and all saints the other night and this paramedic!altair and doctor!malik idea just struck me like a lightening. but alas, i've been writing in english only for three years so i'm not quite ready to show my humble works yet :(

so yes! It's all for you, write!anons !!

Re: modern medical AU with all characters from both AC I & II - preferably alt/mal and ezio/leo

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)

Second this kinky mess, right here.

(Oh, btw, OP, your English is great) :D


(Anonymous) 2010-08-15 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The Templar's clone Leonardo after getting ahold of his DNA somehow not knowing that Leonardo was on the assassins side.

Leonardo after being taught about the modern world by the bad guys and told of at least some of their plans uses what they taught him to escape and ends up showing up on the doorstep of one of the Assassins safe houses. How? Because he's Leonardo, he probably knows things that he shouldn't and doesn't think to share them with anyone.

Anyway Leonardo ends up with the group Desmond's with somehow, and the two of them spend a lot of time happily talking in Italian, which leads to jealous Shaun.

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This prompt is awesome, and you should feel awesome.

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Shaun is a Templar

(Anonymous) 2010-08-16 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
What if the whole publicly-badmouthing-Abstergo thing was just a ploy to get himself recruited by the Assassins? Imagine if he had been in contact with the Templars the whole time, telling them where Assassin teams will be at any given moment, as well as keeping them up-to-date on Desmond's progress (you gotta admit, Vidic arriving just as Desmond finished the Vault memory is rather convenient.)

So Desmond is recaptured in that final confrontation, thanks to Shaun. Let's see the confrontation. Make it angsty, bittersweet, or full of hot angry sex, just have fun with it, Anon!

Re: Shaun is a Templar

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, shit: I'm not a fan of this pairing, but this prompt it so damn hawt.

FILL, PLZ!!!!!