asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-27 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)

So Shaun and Desmond starting "dating"...well, as much as you can date while you're hiding with other people in a small space. Maybe Desmond tries to make Shaun a romantic dinner but the girls are around, or they get a little frisky on Desmond's bed and someone walks in.

I just want the poor boys to try to have a "normal" relationship, but obviously, they can't. You can add smut if you (especially if someone walks in), but totally not needed.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a fan of this pairing, but this prompt is friggin' delicious.

Anon, plz do this!

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-28 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Anonz, I hab noticed that THERE'S NO RodrigoxGiovanni!!!!

Circumstances, backstories, AU, do not matter: Just let me see some interaction!!!

(God, I KNOW that you've been thinking about this somehow, one way or another--don't deny it. That Darth Vader cloak Rodri has on makes him a smexah grandpa).


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Oh, gods

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question for OP before posting fill-fic

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OP is rolling in joy

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Holy smokes

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Ack, do not restrain thyself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This should be close enough....

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Assist the Citizen (Leonardo)

(Anonymous) 2010-08-28 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like they brought back the "Save the Citizen" in AC:Brotherhood, which can be seen here:

What if during one of Ezio's Assist the Citizen encounters, the citizen he ends up rescuing is Leonardo? Please make this happen anons!

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-28 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
This image by the lovely doubleleaf:

I want a back-story for it. Make is as angsty as you possibly can. Anon is really not picky with whatever you throw at the two to make this happen, but Leonardo has to be dead at the end. Otherwise feel free to do whatever you want.

(Catpcha proof: drommom. It's getting weirder and weirder)

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)

I'm probably not going to be smiling for a long time: I mean, sheesh, I can already envision myself utilizing a box of tissues at the beauty of this idea.


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Jizz *1/2*

It was a secret fantasy of his, something he did often with courtesans, but never with the more well-bred women, and definitely not with Leonardo. Their relationship (if it can be called that) was still relatively young, fragile -- darker fantasies had no place in it, and though Leonardo was often amiable to anything Ezio asked of him in the bedroom, he, himself, never initiated anything past a hungry kiss.

Now, with Leonardo kneeling before him, his length buried deep in the older man's tight throat, the artist wearing little else than his white tunic spattered discordantly with paint and dirt...images of the little fantasy he'd been harboring for weeks surfaced once again, and an in-drawn hiss escaped his throat.

Leonardo paused in his ministrations, his eyes meeting Ezio's in an inquiring gaze. The last thing Ezio wanted him to do was stop, so he carded his hand consolingly across the blond hair. "I am close," he said, in a breathless whisper.

Leonardo's gaze darkened. It seemed his lover had no intentions of ending things quickly -- he drew back, keeping the head of Ezio's member in his mouth, his hands occupied with pumping most of the length.

Ezio toyed with the idea of asking, maybe suggesting it after Leonardo was sated and had had his turn -- but no, it was too early. At the least, it would make things awkward, at the most -- it might chase the artist away. Even a few courtesans shied away from such activity, something that quite frankly puzzled the assassin. Ezio thought it was nothing to some of the perversions he'd seen and heard of from other men.

But there was something about Leonardo's state at the moment -- his normally straight-edged hair messily parted at the wrong angle and stuck to his face and neck, his dirty shirt, and the way moisture clung to his lips and eyelashes...even the tiny freckles that dotted his nose and cheeks (often imperceptible, but stark when his face was flushed, as it was now) -- that kept whispering to Ezio to just release, consequences be damned, it would all be worth it in the end.

He clenched his fists tightly at his side and in Leonardo's hair, breathing deep, staving off what his body was desperately craving for. When he thought he had enough control to make the moment last a little longer, he looked down, and that was his undoing.

Leonardo, who was suckling languidly on the head of his shaft, had drawn back, hands still pumping the base, but his lips moving across the tip to plant small kisses on the heated skin. Copious precome hung from the slit and painted his lower lip. The artist's clear, blue eyes -- so bright, even in this darkened room -- was focused intently on the cock in front of his face. He caught a long trail of white with the tip of his tongue, followed it to its source, and then dipped searchingly into the weeping slit.

Ezio felt his release a split-second before it snuck up on both of them. There was no time for a warning -- the first jet landed squarely across Leonardo's tongue and upper lip. It drew an alarmed cry from the unprepared artist, his skilled hands abandoning their grip in an involuntary motion to shield his face. Ezio growled and tightened his hold on the man's hair, his own hand continuing to pump his shaft while he stepped closer and quickly crowded the older man so that the latter's hands wouldn't impede. He used his hold on the blond strands to steer that beautiful face into position -- the next two streams landed on a hastily closed eye and the bridge of his nose. The last one decorated a flushed, clear forehead.

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-28 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I've notices a startling lack of Malik/Ezio here. Can anon get some time bending smutt here?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-28 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it have to really be time-travel, or just plain smutteh delicioso?

(I is so deprived of ideas, though I need moar of this pairing).

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Angst and Tragic Altair x Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-08-28 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair (who became almost an immortal due to the Apple's powers) met and fell in love with the beautiful Florentine youth, Ezio. Ezio loved him back and one night gave himself to Altair, making love aboard a gondola. Not knowing this would be their last time together.
Next morning, Ezio and his family were jailed unjustly. Altair came to the rescue, but the rest of Ezio's family were executed.
Ezio had gone missing, Altair searched for him and found him a dungeoun in Forli. Sold and made a sex slave and abused severely.
Whipmarks and were all over Ezio's battered body. Inside his thigh was a burned mark claiming him as a slave and a property of the Templar noble who bought him. Fought with severe fever and bleeding, a weakened Ezio died in Altair arms. Apparently he wanted to see Altair, hence he tried to survive his injuries. His last words to Altair, "My heart and soul belongs to you, Altair. I love you".
There its quite a tearfic, OP request a heartfelt lovin (smutty love scene) between this two before the tragedy. OP wants to cry for Altair for losing his beloved Ezio. *sniffles*

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(Or I will :D)

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OP here *sneezes*

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D:< WHHAATT???!!!

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Deepest Sympathy

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
My hubby suffered from sympathy morning sickness, cramps and labor the entire time our surrogate was pregnant. It was the absolute strangest thing I'd ever encountered.

MommyAnon wants Altair and Maria Sympathy-Pregnancy. Maybe with some amused/confused Malik on the side:P

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I approve of this so hard; anonz, you mind making Maria have several bitch-fests, taking everything out on the two Masyaf dummies?

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I dunno, lyk, temper tantrums?

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Oh <3

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Pregnancy Woes

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 09:47 am (UTC)(link)

When Antonio introduces Ezio to Teodora, he describes him as the most 'talented' man in all of Venezia.

The 'talented' is even accompanied by a pointed 'ahem' and, in anon's opinion, a glance at the girls next to him. I want to know where he got this idea.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)

Anonz, you MUST fill this! MUST!!!!


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The boys somehow get their hands on opium and end up having consensual but slightly delirious sex. If the drug isn't a kink enough, make it an unusually hot night so they're all hot and sweaty.

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God ya gotta love drug abuse fics!

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(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)

Ezio is in Florence, and stressed as all hell. One of Ezio's favorite ways to relieve said stress is a good fuck, but since dear Leo caught his eye, women can't satisfy him anymore. Unfortunately for him, Leonardo is in Venice and Ezio wants relief now. So he goes to the one other man he can trust in Fierenze: Lorenzo de Medici.

Lorenzo/Ezio (So yes Bottom!Ezio)

Bonus cookies for this being Lorenzo's first time with another man and satisfying his previous desires for Giovanni on Ezio, oh and Ezio being a right little needy slut. >>

(Anonymous) 2010-08-29 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)

Damn if I could get a wink of sleep tonight! This thing is gonna bug me forevvveeerrrr.

Writer!anon, please fill!!!!!
However, if no one does, I wanna type this shit up myself!!! (fingers are already twitching for release)

Btw, OP, by 'bottom', do you mean the character has to actually be on the bottom, as in, surface-wise?
Or, to say this bluntly, in the context of cock in asshole?

OP, Im very excited people want to fill this!

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Ezio and Leonardo being all fluffy and shit

(Anonymous) 2010-08-30 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Alrighty. So Ezio thinks he's awesome (because let's admit it, he is) and wants to try his hand at composing. Leonardo composes music, and since he's the only person Ezio knows who does Ezio decides to write him a little song! Problem is, Ezio is a terrible composer, so the song kind of sucks. However, Leonardo loves it so much (since no one had ever written him his own song before, and also because Ezio took the time to do something nice for him and they're all involved and whatever) that he decides to secretly immortalize it forever in one of his paintings.

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Stand Along Malik/Ezio/Leonardo three some with Double Pen.

(Anonymous) 2010-08-30 07:33 am (UTC)(link)

More often than not getting both Malik and Leonardo in the same room let alone the same bed was like herding cats. Well less like herding cats more like juggling while blind folded. Hard but not impossible.

But Ezio always did like a challenge, so eight hours of alternately pestering the Dai to just about the point of getting himself pinned to something before fleeing, and then turning around and doing the same to Leo was what got him pinned against Leo who was in turn pinned by him and the heavier Dai behind them both to a wall.

Hands and mouths were everywhere and for a moment the kid thought he’d gotten his way. And he had for the most part. They both seemed intent on getting him into a palpable Ezio’s shaped lump.

He wasn’t sure how or when they’d all ended up nude as it was all a pleasant blur until things sprang into focus when Malik bit down hard on his clavicle just as Leo’s talented fingers entered him. Normally prep work like that was minimal. But the artist seemed bent on opening him to the fullest extent.

Malik proved to be more intent on distracting the kid from just what Leo was doing to his ass with those talented fingers, using lips, teeth and tongue. Soon Ezio’s poor brain couldn’t decide which of the stimuli it wanted to focus on so in started blurring everything back into that pleasant haze of pleasure-pain-pleasure.

Until both hand and mouth stoped and Malik gripped his hips and moved him bodily up as a slicked hand threaded between them coat Dai’s arousal with few firm strokes and then he was being adjusted again and not one but both of their rock hard members were pressed against his entrance and then they bore in to him.

He thought he moaned and tipped his head back to rest on the blond's shoulder as the other two shifted around until the messy tangle of legs was more orderly. He thought just having them both inside him stretching him in a most intimate way was amazing.

When they started moving he was sure he’d found the havens. They weren’t in perfect sync or even taking turns, each of their thrusts was just off the other, so each inward thrust was together but just off the other so that he could feel their separate movements but it worked as one single move either way.

It was all Ezio could do hold on to his climax and not moan like a wanton thing as they literally had their way with him. Malik was growling softly in his ear and murmuring the dirtiest things to him in Arabic, and Leo whispering words of love and encouragement at how well he was keeping up with them and urging him hold on just a bit longer in the other.

Finally one or both of them took pity on him and griped his leaking member and after three strong tugs he was done. He knew he screamed with that and after a few more rolling thrusts and they were behind him, the Dai biting his neck against the Artist moaning his name.

They lie in a mess of limbs, still joined for several moments as they all caught their breath. Ezio whimpered as first one than the other slowly pulled out of him, and it left him feeling empty, and knowing he wouldn’t be walking right for awhile.

As usual it was Malik to clean them all up with a damp cloth before joining the younger pair on the bed. As gruff as the Dai acted he never said no to cuddling post sex or just because the kid wanted to snuggle. Leo tugged the blankets over them once he was on the bed.

“I think we may have broken him,” Malik murmured to the artist looking at the younger assassin with amusement.

“Not broken…but remind me to be a pest more often if this is what it causes.” He wasn’t smug at all.

A pause than a soft chuckle.


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(Anonymous) 2010-08-30 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*purrs* I dunno if this was a misfire or what, but it definitely just made my morning a whole lot happier. Thanks, anon!


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/as OP tries to get more Altair/Shaun on the meme

(Anonymous) 2010-08-30 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
For those of you who have seen/read the movie/book Angels and Demons, you'll know in the movie the assassin looks like Shaun (This made it very hard for me to watch the movie) but in the book he's described closer to Altair.

So OP requests thus! Modern Day Assassin Altair, meets Assassin Shaun while there both tracking the same target. What happens when their mission puts them way too close? Hot, kinky sex, anons, hot kinky sex.

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Writer!anon, could you plz make Shaun extra stubborn?

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Ezio/Leonardo, sex toys

(Anonymous) 2010-08-30 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Leonardo has two special, well-paying clients (Sister Teodora and Paola) that he crafts amazing and highly effective sex toys for. He often tests the prototypes on himself, in private and in secret, to make sure they work like they should, but then Ezio accidentally walks in on him mid-act, and it all becomes embarrassing, then awkward, then hot and whatever else writer!anon wants it to be. :D

(Captcha says: was effici. Oh, Captcha.)

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OP, you belong in the PRONz industry. :D

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FILLED!!! ... But where's the prompt!?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-30 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
OK, I feel like a complete idiot... I've been writing a fill and decided to let the OP know but now I can't find the prompt anywhere!

Prompt was;

Kadar was wounded during the Temple sequence, but unknown to Malik, lived and was at Templar mercy for the entirety of the game and some time after. He was beaten, raped and tortured. Altair finds him in a Templar camp and saves him. Bad thing is, Kadar has been told Malik is dead and that Altair had betrayed them and has spent the whole time he was held captive mourning his brother, and growing a very potent hate for Altair.

But now the prompt has completely DISAPPEARED! Does anybody know who requested this and where they/the prompt can be found?

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The closest thing I can find to that prompt is this one:

"What if Robert de Sable didn't kill Kadar... but insted turned him into his 'pet'? You know where I'm going.
Robert de Sable/Kadar non-con, master/slave etc."

But that doesn't sound quite like what you're looking for. I hope you find the prompt! Because I'd certainly like to read a fic like that.

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Oh, no!

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With a Huge COCK!

(Anonymous) 2010-08-31 08:24 am (UTC)(link)

I saw this comic strip today and it got me thinking...

Replace the regent in the comic with Borgia talking about defeating the Assassins and the dumpy troll/dwarves with captive Leo, (I feel dirty for saying that)... and you'd have a cracktastic little GodKnowsWhat.

If someone doesn't write it, I will because the massive CRACK must be shared.


(Anonymous) 2010-08-31 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
OP, you are outta ur mind!!!!

Oh, shit, someone do this! Writer!anons out there, you know you want to.

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art fill...kind of. >.>;

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Re: art fill...kind of. >.>;

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Ezio/Leonardo BDSM

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Okay,first time here,I just finished reading all the pages and need moaaaar.
Ezio being blindfolded and tied back by Leonardo in his workshop,with Leonardo teasing him.Ezio breaks free and f****s Leonardo as a punishment for good >D

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My only thought right now is that LJ doesn't have a profanity filter.

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Bartolomeo/Ezio crossdressing

(Anonymous) 2010-08-31 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason, Bartolomeo gets Ezio to put on a dress - but stops calling him Ezio and calls him 'Bianca' instead.


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Gods, can anyone plz also include sexymomentooos in this shit?

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OP is pleased!

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Super villian?

(Anonymous) 2010-08-31 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond while not in the Animus Jr. or training tinkers around with random crap. And during his tinkering he builds a shrink ray. Cause it turns out he's really good at the engineering/building crap thing, and enjoys it too.

He thinks nothing of it until the freak out on him when someone accidentally gets shrunk. After explanation that "Oh its just something he built cause he was bored/not thinking/messing around" he ends up cornered later by Shaun who really likes the brains, pretty much making Desmond the perfect package. Brains, muscle, and danger.

Leads to Desmond having confused sexings.

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Idk, I just think the idea of Desmond with a shrink ray would be awesome to see. What would he shoot first, I wonder?

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Rebecca/Lucy, AU

(Anonymous) 2010-08-31 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well this kinkmeme is getting my prompt!cherry. I had two ideas floating around while I was trying to sleep...

First: Rebecca's enthusiasm for technology reminds me vaguely of Leonardo whenever he is presented with a Codex page. I was thinking--what if Rebecca was Lucy's Leonardo? And Lucy was a bounty hunter in Italy around Ezio and Leonardo's time (outfit loosely based on courtesan from AC multiplayer). Basically, inventor!Rebecca/courtesan!Lucy. In Italy. Bonus points if you can write in Ezio escaping from Lucy as she pursues him for the bounty on his head.

Second: Rebecca works as a bartender in the same bar Desmond does, and hits on CEO!Lucy when she goes there after a late night at the company, alone. Lucy is aloof, but Rebecca starts noticing that she's only there when she's working her shift.

Re: Rebecca/Lucy, AU

(Anonymous) 2010-08-31 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Awh hell yeah, this is brilliant.
Definitely want to see a fill for this.

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This is the sexiest thing I've seen this week

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OP here to dump some art

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Writer!anon wants to ask some ?s

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So lean in close, and I will whisper the last words you'll hear!

(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
i want an ezio-related fic/art piece based off this song.

because you can see ezio just going apeshit on someone in the belly of the whale. yes ma'am.

basically, pirates and ships and stuff like that.

captcha says: first larting. rude.


(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
God! Like, I could totally see him do that shit to Rodrigo Borgia, lol.

Ezio: You killed my papa. Prepare to die.
Rodrigo: ... wait, you just plagiarized. And I don't have six fingers.


Angsty and Tragic Federico x Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Angst + tearfic + smut + incest + character torture via whipping, non-con and candle burn.
The Templars are unforgiving and downright cruel, as Federico watch helplessly as they ravage Ezio repeatedly for weeks, after being captured and bought in a safehouse in the mountains.
Federico managed to defeat them but was too late as Ezio died in his arms while the storm rages around them, he cried his loss to the heavens. Please writeranons, make an angsty Federico.

Re: Angsty and Tragic Federico x Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
... don't we already have a prompt like this? D:


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OP here

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You would make a very dangerous chef

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(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Anon's going to ask for one that's recently been breaking her little brain. Lucy and Co rescue another subject from Abstergo, one that's causing Desmond/Altair to practically flip their combined top. Why? While subject 18 (Or whatever number Anon likes) looks somewhat like Malik, acts somewhat like Malik, and has been, up until 18's rescue, being used to go through Malik's memories, there's one big difference. 18's a young woman, and the conflict of seeing someone acting so much like his former lover, even crooning in Arabic at him, who is definitely female has pretty much broken the Altair part of Desmond's mind. Bonus if writer Anon somehow works this into a Desmond/Shaun/OC threesome, with OC snarkily referring to Shaun as 'English' throughout the whole thing. *Slinks off to hide in a corner.*


(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)

Now, originally, I've never really liked OCs.
But this is delicious.

Fuck, I can't sleep, all bothered by this prompt.


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Threesome educationsssss

(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
This new anon doesn't know if this exists, but if it doesn't:
Somebody pleaaaaaase have Ezio/Leo capture Cesare and punish the Templar out of his ass.

Bonus points for double penetration. Ho ho ho.

It's, like, the damn epitome of irhoaihdsighisdhgskhg!distraction

(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no words to say.

Anon, you think waaaayyy too much like me.


Oh, btw, OP: You wouldna mind me showing the aggressiveness of captive!Cesare?


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Dances in joy

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At last!

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