asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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Part 2
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Part 5
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I have no idea if this crossover has been done and apologize if it has

(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio and Federico as Dug and Steve Butabi from Night at the Roxbury. YEAAAH

I can see them in those suits like,
"Emilio Esteban! I swear to god!"
"I was like, "EMILIOOO!"
"Soo.... wanna make out?" Lol?


(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
For real.

LOL at the making out; and then, grinning like the Cheshire Cat got mauled by Bob the Builder, Federico sensuously pulled down the other idiot for a breathtaking kiss, delving his tongue inside to rub against another.

Check yes!

(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
After Ezio brings the documents from his father's hidden room to Uberto, he accepts the offer of staying the night. Of course, this leads to drugging, non-con and humiliation.

Rodrigo Borgia/Uberto Alberti/Ezio

(Did anyone else see Borgia in Uberto's house in that cutscene?)

FFFF I feel so horrid for wanting this but.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-01 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon, it may be short, but after i finish my work on like the 6 other fills on three different kinkmeme, I am writing this for you!

Re: FFFF I feel so horrid for wanting this but.

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Yes, Badly want this too

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OP's poison is a hot cup of tea ;)

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~Poor Ezio~

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OP loves this too!

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Whoa: Why is this turning me onnnn?

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OP is making caps!anon blush

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Caps!anon is driving OP to distractions

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Caps!anon smiles in happiness

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ohhhh my

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o3o My cheeks are flaming

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OP is dying from overfap

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Now that's hot *shivers*

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Ohhhh (Caps!anon flails in heat)

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*_* Caps!anon is in hot pot

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Caps!anon ~ I badly need an A/C

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Caps!anon's mama may have to slap her behind

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~PreviousAnon here is now in the bathtub full of ice~

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OP *fapfapfap*

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Smoke and Sex

(Anonymous) 2010-09-02 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Alright anons, this is my first post on this site and I really didn't do any research before writing this smut...but let's be honest, no one is reading this for historical accuracy. Well, there goes my pron and AC virginity. Feel special OP.

“…so, do you know what it is?” Ezio asked, leaning over his friend’s shoulder to look at the mysterious object. He had taken it from his target’s body and having no idea what it was brought it to the only man in Italia who might know – his friend Leonardo.

The genius made a thoughtful sound in his throat. “Yes and no,” he replied slowly, still intently examining the item in question. It was covered in ornate gold filigree and shaped vaguely like a small lantern.

Ezio sighed and rolled his eyes. When Leo was working, he felt as though his friend forgot he existed. For a man accustomed to being the center of attention, it was quite frustrating. “What does that mean?” Ezio coxed, by now he new how to handle the inventor.

“Well, I think it’s some sort of incense burner…however, it’s far too heavy, I suspect there’s a hidden compartment… Now if only I could figure out how to open it; all this decoration is making it difficult. Really, it’s an ingenious method of concealment – hiding in plain sight. Animals use it all the time.” And he was off on one of his breathless tangents. That was the other hazard of keeping Leo company when he worked. If he wasn’t ignoring you he was talking so fast you hadn’t a hope of following him. Ezio retreated to the chair by the fire and simply let his mind wonder while his knife twirled between his agile fingers.

Time passed slowly and Ezio’s chin was beginning to drop towards his chest. Sleep was imminent, but a triumphant cry sent him jolting upright. “What?! Did you find something?” He asked blearily, rubbing his face.

Leo beamed widely, “Yes, I did! It was so obvious; I can’t believe it took me so long to realize it!” The assassin blinked dimly, attempting to wake up enough to understand what had happened. “You have to light it.” The artist informed him. Sensing his friend was still lost, Leo explained. “It *is* an incense burner, but it has a trick to it. If you let the substance inside it burn down, it reveals the hidden opening.”

Now conscious enough to comprehend what Leo was telling him, Ezio got to his feet and crossed to stand beside the artist. “Then light it and let’s see what it holds.” Eagerly, Leo went to find a striker.

They watched as the small, brown grains began to smolder. A pungent cloud of think smoke rose from the golden body and quickly filled the room. Whatever incense the burner contained gave off a heavy, sweet smell that caught in the throat. Soon, both men were blinking against the acrid smoke.

“Is this some kind of poison?” Ezio coughed, barely controlling his panic.

“N-no, I don’t think so.” Leo stammered, his words muffled a little by the handful of shirt blocking his nose and mouth. “We could put it out.”

“No, I need to know what they were hiding in this damned thing.”


Re: Smoke and Sex

(Anonymous) 2010-09-10 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
BUT WHERE IS THE REST. D: (shakes writer!anon furiously to see if more would fall off)

Seriously though, don't abandon this, looks like an intriguing start to something awesome. :D

Ezio's Anatomy

(Anonymous) 2010-09-02 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Before the events of the main game (death of Ezio's family etc)
Maria sends Ezio to Leonardo,to help him find an 'outlet' besides vaginas :'D


(Anonymous) 2010-09-02 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, I told that joke over and over to my friends, LOL.
Of course, they were a bit wobbly when ITOLDTHEMTHATTHEANUSISAWESOME.

in which OP requires therapeutic crack fic.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-03 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Malik tries to keep Altair from butchering an over-excited novice assassin who is running loose around Masyaf and pissing everyone off. Eventually, Malik gets so annoyed that he joins Altair in beating the absolute shit out of said novice.

Over-excited!novice!assassin should speak exclusively in capslock, with excessive exclamation points.

(This could also be a small group of novices, I'm not picky. I just want to see the MALIK RAGE ENGAGE.)

Re: in which OP requires therapeutic crack fic.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-03 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, this is just the sort of therapeutic crack I crave as well. <3

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(Anonymous) 2010-09-03 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Dear new anon,

Will you please stop spamming us in our Inbox's with your incredibly enthusiastic comments? It's getting overwhelming, tedious to sift through to see if anyone has any fic' and or pic' responses to their prompt.

Commenting is fine, but will you please CALM DOWN. 20-40 comments? Seriously?

-End of rant. Enjoy your day, everyone.

Doctor-Anon Agrees!!

(Anonymous) 2010-09-03 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously guys! I mean- WOW.

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DesShaun Bleeding Love

(Anonymous) 2010-09-03 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
well! first time poster.. but here's what i want to see
Desmond goes through all the "relevant" memories in the animus.. codex pages and assassinations and such. but all the other memories - the periods of ezio's life spent in all passionate intensity with leornado da vinci is unseen. but the bleeding effect works in weird ways. the locked memories breach the surface through the bleeding effect and desmond is as confused as ever. he never like men, but as leornado's loving face is superimposed on shaun's - desmond perhaps discover's something about himself.
now - there can be two endings - one. is simple PwP! :)
but the other can be stretched to a full length ficcie with shaun being straight and desmond!angst ensues. and by straight, i mean he just doesn't know he's gay.
and yes, im a sucker for desmond!angst
but you know what else i'd like to suck? ;)

Re: DesShaun Bleeding Love

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
ooo.. i might try my hand at this.. writing for both ezio and desmond.. i'm thinking the long fic

15th century BDSM, Leonardo/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Turns out Ezio has to go undercover in the 15th century version of a BDSM club. He's never been to a place like this, and he has no idea how to fit in. Luckily for him, Leonardo is a frequent patron of the place and offers to pose as his Dom. Ezio ends up collared, leashed and LIKING IT.

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(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
OP, you know how to make a prompt that makes this multi-anon burn to write/draw it (whatever tickles your fancy, OP). I salute you.

Other writer-anons, I'm not taking this just yet (nor do I fear double-filling), because I've got some other prompts to fill first.

(Oh yes oh yes oh yes, this anon is like a sub, aiming to please.)

Captcha seems to approve: "Stritunk This"

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new assassins abducting spy!Leonardo

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry to add to the pile of unfilled prompts, but this idea wouldn't leave me for the past week, and I'm already a bit swamped IRL. So posting it here in case anyone's interested in taking this up:

Leonardo's been spying for the Assassins from within Borgia's employ. However, a few new (and very eager to prove themselves) Assassin recruits weren't aware of this, and take it upon themselves to try and take him out\take him hostage\torture him for information\have some fun with him, whichever works. Leonardo, unfamiliar with the new recruits and whether they really were Assassins, sticks to his military engineer persona for fear of the whole thing somehow reaching Cesare and blowing his cover, or in case it was an elaborate setup to get him to confess his true allegiance. Ezio finds out what the new recruits did later (or catches them in the act) and is PO'd like you wouldn't believe.

I hope whoever takes this up has fun with it! ♥ I'll try answering a few prompts as soon as I finish the fanart I'm making atm and IRL lets up, too.

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This! This turns me on like woah. I DESIRE THIS SO MUCH. Someone please make this real!

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Variant on an old theme

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Robert/Altair, with a twist: it's all in Robert's head, as he fantasizes about what he would have liked to do to the Assassin who challenged him, if he'd just been able to capture him. Bonus points if he's musing about this, possibly aloud, while "soothing his frustration" by killing Kadar and trying to kill Malik.

Extra points if you can work in a Malik!angst coda where Malik reflects that he's angry at Altair for being an idiot, he hates Altair for being the one Robert was really after... and he belittles Altair because maybe, if everyone believes Altair is incompetent, that will keep Altair from being sent anywhere near Robert again.

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(Anonymous) 2010-09-07 08:18 am (UTC)(link)

Don't hold me to it, but I may try this.

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Hot For Teacher

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)

ALL Assassins/Templars in a charter school--this means dorms, except for one strange boy named Desmond Miles. He has family issues, and ever since his mother had been killed in a gang-related (TEMPLARS OHFUCK) accident, his father has been abusing him in more ways than one can count. His history teacher, Shaun Hastings, (:D) is becoming increasingly worried about Desmond, and when he corners him ont he subject, Desmond flees, frightened. Then one day he comes into class ten minutes before it was going to let out, and Mr. Hastings sees this giant bruise on the side of his face, and he's limping painfully. protectiveteacher!Shaun x abusedstudent!Desmond ensues.

Other pairings, such as Altair/Malik, Federico/Vieri, Lucy/Rebecca, teacherassistant!Leonardo/Ezio, welcome but mainly centered on Shaun and Desmond, ti prego.

Captcha says: convulsed toriano. Maybe Ezio is epileptic?

Too perfect

(Anonymous) 2010-09-26 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh, OP. I'm not a ShaunxDesmond fan, but I reallllyyy love this prompt, so I wanna do this. Hope OP accepts this anon's offer.

(Btw, this fic, if you accept, will be my first SxD. -_- *shivers*)

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Giovanni vs. Borgia over Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Kink: angst, tragedy, non~con, kidnapping.

Ezio had gone missing while doing his father's errand, a distressed Giovanni received a note. Ezio was kidnapped and held by Rodrigo, he sought to rescue Ezio, only to be shattered to see what Rodrigo had done to Ezio. OP requests a traumatic and guilty Giovanni crying over his beloved son broken form. Kink should have a heart tugging drama, especially make Ezio so traumatized that he didn't recognized his father anymore.

Re: Giovanni vs. Borgia over Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I skimmed the subject line and thought I saw Giovanni Borgia and got all excited. BUT ALAS.

And then, after reading the prompt, that gave me interesting mental images of aged-up!Cesare and Giovanni double-teaming Ezio.

...I'm going to shut up now.

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HRM more bratty assistant shenanigans plz

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon feels bad for doing more prompt!fagging but I can't help but post my little brain farts here.

Leonardo is away (delivering a painting, meeting up with patrons, doing groceries, whatever, As long as he's away) leaving everyone's favourite (or not) snotty assistant Salai to watch the workshop.
Unfortunately for said snotty potty-mouthed assistant that's the moment when Ezio comes barging in, injured and looking for Leonardo to patch him up and give him some bedroom love.

He has no choice but to turn to Salai for medical help.

Ezio/Salai in all their I-hate-your-guts-but-I-will-still-fuck-you-glory. Bonuspoints for Salai /trying/ to top Ezio but obviously losing because Ezio is just that damn awesome. Whether Leo walks in on them rutting or not is up to anon. ^-^
"Leonardo loves me more!"
"Oh no he doesn't! D<"

drive-by rant

(Anonymous) 2010-09-04 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Prompt!fagging" is really just...not a word. Anywhere. At all.

This goes for others who have been pulling similar terminology out of their asses as well. There are conventions for these sorts of things, and yes, everyone can tell when you are just making shit up. Please refrain. It's like the kink meme equivalent of chatspeak.

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Unfaithful, Ezio/Leonardo

(Anonymous) 2010-09-05 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Usually it's Ezio that gets to sleep around with various prostitutes, with or without Leonardo's knowledge. But what if, for a change, Leonardo's the one being unfaithful? Ezio visits him so rarely and he became so lonely that he either began affair with someone, or also visited prostitutes. Cue Ezio finding out and having an enraged, jealous fit, only for Leonardo to get mad too and point out how he left him alone all the time. Reconciliation sex may follow.

Older Ceasar Borgia x Young Ezio~BDSM~

(Anonymous) 2010-09-05 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Kink plot: In exchange for his family's life, Ceasar demanded 17 year old Ezio's submission. Faced with no other options, Ezio gave himself and was repeatedly raped and humiliated by Borgia. Everytime he defy Ceasar, he'll tied Ezio nude and have his friends have their fun on him. OP requests a downright cruel Borgia here who constantly tortures Ezio.

Oh, no

(Anonymous) 2010-09-06 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, OP, this is truly a savage prompt; I could really see this happen ...
Well, other than that, I'm sheepish to admit that this makes my cheeks flame in want.

I only hope that the writer!anon won't make this too sad ... D;

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A touch of silliness

(Anonymous) 2010-09-07 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio isn't exactly chaste. One of these days, that's going to cause trouble.

The night before going to Rome, Ezio hops into bed with the lady of the writer's choice... and when he leaves, Desmond's stuck with the lady. Prompting much WTFery on the part of the modern-day Assassins. While Desmond just sighs and mutters that he was wondering when that would happen.

(And Minerva groans and goes looking for a different reality to deliver her message.)

I could just see the trouble XD

(Anonymous) 2010-09-07 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
OP, this is quite funny: I can indeed envision Desmond trying to weave his way out of a very enraged noblewoman's villa, ranting that he was not Ezio Auditore!!!! (Oh, that fool: As if his features weren's similar enough)

LOL for Shaun: He'd be all technical about it.

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Oh, god! Mini-Altair?!!!

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Altair and Malik à la Ladyhawke theme?

(Anonymous) 2010-09-08 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Just saw the movie again today, and think it'd be awesome that it'd include Altair and Malik.
I don't know how they would get cursed in the first place....
maybe something to do with the Apple?

Altair is an eagle by day, and Malik is a hawk by night.
Although the movie is run by romance...I'd like it to lean on the side of friendship/bromance in this case. But, I digress; I won't be picky if it turns into something more.

But anyway, ideas of things that can happen while in this predicament:
-Eagle!Alty gets caught and it's up to Malik to rescue him
-One of them can get shot by an arrow while the other panics about it
-Maybe some humor? I can imagine Hawk!Malik making a fuss about how much of a novice Altair is by pecking/biting him

As much as I'd like to write this on my own,
I fail at making awesome plots.

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I don't know if this will be relevant to your interests, but there was a prompt really similar to this one that was partially filled.

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(Anonymous) 2010-09-10 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Giovanni/Lorenzo, blowjob under the desk style. Lorenzo has to keep it together during a courier's report/official's meeting/bank report/whatever other boring shit governing Florence entails, while his personal assassin secretly ~*entertains*~ him.

Very hott~~

(Anonymous) 2010-09-11 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes, OP; this is absolutely sexy when I think about Lorenzo's composure slipping, and the official going: WTFH? Are you okay?

Giovanni, that smug bastard: I bet he gets off of power play all the damn time.

(Anonymous) 2010-09-10 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond and Shaun on an airplane.

Miles' High Club XDDD

Desmond is one of those bartenders on a plane, and Shaun doesn't like airplanes. Both of them get SMASHED, and end up in the bathroom, doing what they do best.

Dirty drink names included, maybe taste as an erotic element?

Oh. And Shaun likes it dirty. VERY dirty.

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So... basically... you want Mmon's "Fucked On The Floor," but on an airplane


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(Anonymous) 2010-09-11 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
*Rubs hands together* Can't wait to see what happens next! Hopefully Ezio's ego won't get in the way. Excited to see Dom!Leo and Sub!Ezio! Such different roles...

Birthday smex: altair x ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-09-11 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio is depressed despite turning a year older (he's 25), he felt jaded, tired and worn out; unknown to him his Maestro aka Altair has a surprise for this special day.
Anon request a heart warming and smexy Altair lovin his depressed Ezio. Bonus pts if you include an italian-wine coated Ezio being licked by Altair. @_@

I think I'm really melting ...

(Anonymous) 2010-09-11 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
OP, this is such great prompt, especially the part where Altair would lick the delicious wine off of Ezio's body (THE ABDOMINALS, I TELL YOU! THE ABDOMINALS!!!!)

O///[]///O Oh, it would not be difficult to imagine Altair servicing our little assassin all night loonnngg.

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OP, dun tease me so!!!!

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(Anonymous) 2010-09-12 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Malik pleasuring himself with a toy ( modern time AU is okay) and Altair watches without Malik knowing. you decide if Altair joins in, if he does Screamer Malik is appreciated
Please, I have absolutely no talent in writing and only a little in drawing just a lot of ideas
writefill preferred but I won't say no to an artfill XD

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Captcha: "broadcasters sherso"
Captcha demands Malik be screamer. c;


(Anonymous) 2010-09-12 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Just a quick Altaïr/Maria drabble, because Maria never gets ANY attention.


Maria lightly ran her nails down Altaïr's bare chest, keenly aware of the golden eyes locked on her every movement. Though she could feel the heat of the assassin's arousal against her leg, his expression was passive, the only sign of arousal being the light sheen of sweat that had formed on his skin.

Biting her lip, she brushed a kiss along his throat, shifting so that she straddled his lap, her bare knees prickled by tiny bits of hay on the ground beneath them. The rough material was blocked partly by his robes and her cape, which formed their 'bed'. She slowly lowered herself, letting the warm, wet heat of her sex brush against the tip of his cock, a shiver running up her spine.

Altaïr's lips twitched, his brows furrowing just slightly, and Maria inwardly smirked in triumph. She did her best to hide her smugness, but when rough fingers dug slightly into her hips, forcing her down, she groaned. That smugness was replaced by pure need when the head of his length slowly speared her open, and her nails scratched at his shoulders, drawing thin red lines as she slid herself down the rest of the way, chest rising and falling with quick gasps.


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Thank you for this. Maria is awesome. I like how brave she is, a Templar associating with an assassin. Very well done.

Federico, Cesare/Ezio

(Anonymous) 2010-09-12 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen few unfilled angsty Federico/Ezio prompts, but I can't get this plot out of my mind, hopefully other anonwriters will be interested to take this prompt **crosses fingers**

Setting: AU, but still in 1476
Plot: Federico and Ezio were orphans, they were able to make a living by farming the land, left behind by their deceased parents. However, the Templars came into power in Florence (evicting the Medici) and begun their oppressive control of the country with Cesare Borgia as their tyrannical leader.

During one of this hunting trips out in the city, Cesare saw Ezio, who resisted his advances, angered Borgia kidnapped Ezio and made him his plaything, subjecting Ezio in various humiliation and sexual tortures. Frantic and furious, Federico sought to assassinate Cesare and saved his brother before its too late. Will he succeed?

**dark-fic, angst, non-con, humiliation, family drama**


(Anonymous) 2010-09-18 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, OP: This is a pretty intense scenario you have created. I think this is a great prompt; protective-Fed makes me moan.

Since there are a few of these angst fics, anon here wishes for writer!anon to make it a somewhat happy ending.

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Hate to add yet another unfilled meme, but...

We may enjoy putting the Assassins through hell and back in these memes... but to be honest, part of what we like about the Assassins is that they're survivors whose response to hitting rock bottom is to bounce right back up fighting. And if someone messes with them or with someone they feel they need to protect, they will kill that person.

So. Take any of the "Assassin tortured/raped/forced in some way by an enemy" memes that have been floating around, and write a follow-up where he escapes, brushes the dirt and blood away, picks up a sharp and pointy object, goes back, and makes sure that whoever did it will not be able to do so again. (No lowering themselves to the attacker's level "rape-revenge" here, though. Just a cold, efficient assassination.)

Most definitely

(Anonymous) 2010-09-14 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I agree with you on the mindset of the assassins, OP; none of them will go down without a fight.

Oh, gosh: I'm imagining the courtesan doing this. XD

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