asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Desmond the Eternal Bachelor

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Consdering that he was in one place basically for 9 years, and no internet, and no drivers license, Desmond must have SOME outlet. And usually, an estranged assassin livin in hiding that works in a bar must read. He spent the first 16years of his life in a compound, with no music, no movies, no culture. So Desmond doesn't look like a Superman fan, and I fucking hate all things Marvel so Desmond is a fanboy for Batman. Aaaaand he really likes tight costumes. And so, Desmond will somehow end up having a wet dream about the Dark Knight fucking hm senseless.

Bonus points if he uses comics for porn.

Super bonus points if Desmond hates Marvel (it's not that I hate the comics themselves, I have a personal issue)

Re: Desmond the Eternal Bachelor

(Anonymous) 2010-11-10 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Someone make this happen. Please. I beg of you Anon. T^T

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)

with Volpe being very vague and mysterious.

Leonardo's greatest enemy...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 08:09 pm (UTC)(link) probably his own mind. Really. The man had to be thinking of a million different things at once, juggling a dozen different projects, and really ever seemed to 'focus' on the stuff he was severely fascinated by. Celibacy could have stemmed from the facts that he 1)just wasn't all that interested in sex, 2)would get too distracted by his own trains of thought that wouldn't shut down to be able to finish, and 3)maybe, just maybe, didn't really feel his own orgasm? Not the high from it anyway, making sex tedious.

Ezio of course would understand none of this, particularly when he was younger, and is severely confused as to why Leonardo is avoiding his sexual advances, and shows no inclinations of his own.

tl;dr- Leonardo either can't achieve orgasm, or can't feel it, because his brain won't STFU. He therefore avoids sexual encounters entirely. Ezio is confused by this.

Pairing: Leonardo/Ezio

Re: Leonardo's greatest enemy...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Shy anon actually has this problem in reality.

STFU, brain.

So yeah, I second this, and would love to see Ezio solve Leo's little problem here with some mind-blowing smut. <3

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OP requests an angsty Altair x Ezio piece

(Anonymous) 2010-11-06 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I managed to browse around and saw a handful of unfilled Altair/Ezio prompts. Unfortunately I would add another angst prompt request under this pairing.

Altair strikes me as a man who is a bit selfish (at the first part of the game) and arrogant unlike Ezio who has a charming nature. OP would love to read where Altair shreds his arrogance in exchange of protecting and loving someone.

Pairing: Altair x Ezio
Timeline: 1476
Theme: hurt & comfort, n/c, romance, revenge, amnesia
Location: Masyaf

Plot: Altair found Ezio in the Kingdom outskirts; unconscious and bleeding from his injuries, an apparent victim of rape. Moved with pity, he nursed Ezio back to health, but found out that Ezio remember only fragments of his past and how traumatized the youth is. Ezio would clung to him, and cry when he saw another person in the room, apparently Ezio saw the faces of his tormentors in every person except Altair.

This forced Altair to offer him comfort from his fears, but the other Assassins advised Altair to eliminate Ezio before the youth became a liability for him. Will Altair choose the brotherhood or Ezio? Will Ezio be cured from his trauma?

OP wishes that despite the angst, a writer anon will fill this prompt. Altair comforting and hugging a frightened Ezio was so heart tugging to read.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
YOU SAW THE ORDER. Can I have end of game Ezio (when he's like 40?) topping end of game Altair (who was like 25?) Altair is always the top with Ezio and so I wanna give sexy-bearded-aged Ezio some young Altair ass.

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OMG so hot!!! I thought is about time that someone mention older ezio~! SECOND!

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I can hear that sound!

(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Could I get some sounding?

Would totally love a Altair/Malik one. Writer can pick you gets the sounding. :]

Don't judge meh! I get off on dis shizz. >:[

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Sounding is hot, I second this assfucker.

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Ezio/Machiavelli during Brotherhood

(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by Ezio and Machiavelli's exchange around 1:30 in this preview:

So Machiavelli was apparently an admirer of Cesare Borgia, with parts of The Prince based on quite a few of Cesare's real-life actions. I'm sure that Brotherhood will explain away Machiavelli's actions as him being a spy in the employ of the Assassins who spies on Cesare, not to mention the whole Nothing is true aspect and how Templars have skewed/lied about history.

Anyway, Machiavelli is 10 years younger than Ezio. So while I don't see Ezio having a permanent relationship with him (I save that for Leo and/or Rosa for descendants), I can totally see Ezio "needing an outlet" more often than not during his Roaring Rampage of Revenge in Rome. And I see Machiavelli happily obliging...because Ezio is a ridiculously handsome and hard guy to resist when he's in "I will seduce you NOW" mode. Plus, the whole age difference between them is kinda hot.

During the course of their fuck-buddy relationship, Ezio gets suspicious of Machiavelli and decides to question him...while in bed. This leads to some light bondage and mild non-con of Ezio trying to get some straight answers about on where Machiavelli's true allegiance lies. Bonus points for Machievelli begging for release and Ezio using that as "torture."

I'd prefer if Machiavelli turned out to actually be loyal to the assassins, though that's totally up to Writer!Anon.

Re: Ezio/Machiavelli during Brotherhood

(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you totally read my mind, anon! From the look of the trailers, it seems Ezio and Machiavelli have quite a close relationship, resurrecting the Brotherhood and all *smirk* I foresee a lot of Ezio/Machiavelli slash in the near future...

Anyway, seconding this like whoaz ^_^.

(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio discovers Leonardo's latest invention - history's first vibrator. :D

Ye Olde Fashion'd Spring Load'd Vibrator

(Anonymous) 2010-12-28 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
SHIT and I know exactly how it would work. Modern vibrators work by spinning a weight. You could do the same thing without electricity by making it spring loaded, like a music box. Turning the key would wind the spring, which spins the weight and makes it vibrate. I've put far too much thought into this because I was thinking of posting the exact same prompt!

reCAPTCHA says: feeling some. Yes, I think I am.

AltMal; POW

(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Okay for those who haven't seen Dayf's AC art @ Y!G, DO IT NOW:

Here's the prompt:
The night before Altaïr goes on his mission to kill Robert, Malik dreams of Altaïr being captured and becoming a POW. Instead of it being horrifying, they turn into sexual fantasies due Malik's subconscious of wanting Altaïr to be humble.

He knows it's wrong since Altaïr is a changed man, but damn does Altaïr looks so sexy with that submissive look. Cue Malik jerking off to the POW dream. Whether or not Altaïr finds out is up to the writefag.

Re: AltMal; POW

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Almost crack

(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
So, somehow, ~~~~MAGICALLY~~~~, Desmond has, through the bleeding effect, developed a pavlovian cock-sucking response.
When a dick is put in front of his face, he'll suck it.

So he is, without thinking, always attempting to suck Shaun's dick.
No matter who else is in the room.

Make it work.

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Write!fag anon is on this!

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ignore me if this have already been done, but can OP have some half rape fic between ezio himself? Younger ezio was doing this assassin mission when he run into his older(44?)self. (you know, maybe older!ezio get his hand on the apple and it accidentally transport him back in time.) When younger ezio express that he doesn't trust older ezio, older ezio decide to teach the younger self a "lesson".(that he won't forget anytime soon...)

guilty XD

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OP again, forget to mention bonus point if older ezio tries to seduce younger ezio and the younger one tries to hit him in the face.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't have a specific plot in mind, but some spanking would be lovely.


(Anonymous) 2010-11-07 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Striptease with the AC gang. They're playing the [insert century] version of strip poker (maybe dice?), and each time, someone has to take a piece of clothing off. Clearly, this means by the end of the game, everyone is naked and an orgy ensues.

Anon doesn't care whether the fill is fic or art, just make it funny and sexy ^_~. Preferred pairings (can do multiple people altogether): Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, Lorenzo/Giovanni, La Volpe/Everyone. Cause you know that tricky fox would win.

Also, Rosa is the dealer and makes as many lewd comments as possible comparing the length and girth of penises.

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Hello, my name is anon and I support this kink.

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AarinFantasy Users

(Anonymous) 2010-11-08 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to build cards for the Ishop. Only problem is, that I am having a very hard time finding high quality pictures of the boys.

I have pictures of Desmond, and Alty.

Can someone help me find high quality pictures of Leonardo, Malik, and Shaun?

They have to be official game art or renders.

I'd like some cards on there that I'd actually spend hard earned points on, instead of the bishie crap they have up now. I think alot of the AC fans on there would like this too.

Okay now prompt teims:

Ezio, Altair, and Desmond as Storm Troopers......what? They're identical, storm troopers are clones.

Art fill, and/or fic fill, but preferably artfill.

Re: AarinFantasy Users

(Anonymous) 2010-11-08 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're looking for images, might I suggest you browse/ask around at [ profile] nothingtrue or [ profile] capslockass or the Assassin's Creed thread on rather than the kinkmeme? Particularly since you're looking for official art, not fanart.

As for your prompt...lolwhut, I fully endorse Storm Trooper!Assassins. Hope somebody fills it for you!

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-08 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Malik is immortal - and misses Altair. Desmond is close in looks (yes I know he's identical, but Malik would be able to tell) but it's still not good enough. He wants Altair's personality to go with it.

Cue torture, brainwashing, rape and mindfuckery. I want dark!- and/or insane!Malik and a desperate, confused Desmond. Bonus points for the team trying to get him back.

Re: Malik/Altair!Desmond

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That is interesting, for that would mean that Malik somehow got the Apple, and Altair didn't.

It'd be more jacked up if Altair somehow reappears through Desmond's body as Malik mindfucks him. (shivers)

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-10 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
So...from the trailers I've seen for Brotherhood (and as much as I ship Ezio/Leonardo), I want to see some Ezio/Caterina lovings! Since it *is* technically canon, at least temporarily. Sexytimes are always loved, but fluff is good too.

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ARE YOU ME ANON? Seconding like woah!

da Vinci needs fangs

(Anonymous) 2010-11-11 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
My college English class revolves around Dracula and works involving vampires. Reading and watching so much vampire related material has made this anon crave some Vamp/AC action. Perhaps Leo/Ezio with Leonardo tending to Ezio's wounds one day and not being able to control himself. Whatever works for anyone wanting to bring some fangs to go with all the blood in the game ;)

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OP!Anon I was toying with something like this before you posted. So I guess I'ma fill it for you <3~

Here's a little...nibble

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-12 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
ILL ANON IS ILL. DERP. Anon would like some light-hearted Lorenzo/Gio (OTP) while the sick and woozy goes away.

Giovanni makes Il Magnifico soup. Anon does not particularly care why. The thought struck her as amusing. C:

Get Well Soon 1/2

(Anonymous) 2010-11-13 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
GET WELL SOON ANON! (I'm such a sucker for sick people.)


Giovanni slipped silently through the streets, turning down a short alleyway soaked in darkness. He unconsciously clenched his fingers over the leather bag at his side. The letter contained therein had been hard won—he had killed three men guarding the palazzo, only to find five more inside. Despite the steep odds, Giovanni had gotten away with barely a scratch, only a faint cut across one cheek to show for his troubles. He paid it no mind as he focused on getting to the Palazzo Medici as fast as possible. Lorenzo had impressed upon him the importance of intercepting the letter quickly and returning it directly to him two nights ago, and Giovanni secretly thought Il Magnifico would be pleased with his speed.

Rounding the last corner, Giovanni walked to the side of the Palazzo before swiftly scaling the tall ivy lattice there. Lorenzo had had it installed years ago, after Giovanni had complained about the lack of good hand holds on the climb to Lorenzo's window. The assassin smiled fondly at the memory of Lorenzo scoffing at his request, then taking joy in carefully picking out the plants for the display. Regardless of his status as impromptu king of Firenze, Lorenzo still took much pleasure in artistic pursuits.

Lost in thought, Giovanni reached the top of the wall and opened the window, lowering himself inside in one smooth movement. Suddenly, he realized something was wrong. His assassin instincts kicked in and he scanned the room for threats—


He spun and slid his assassin's blade free, only to catch himself when he realized that voice didn't belong to a guard...

... it belonged to his master, Lorenzo de Medici, who was currently almost hidden beneath a pile of silken blankets on his sumptuous bed.

"Did I scare you, Assassin?" The smirk in Lorenzo's tone was obvious, despite the slight rasp of his voice. He started to cough violently as Giovanni walked to stand beside his bed. "You have made it back even sooner than I expected."

"You would have been scared if I'd tried to slit your throat, Magnifico." Letting out a held breath, Giovanni whipped the letter out of his bag with a flourish, setting it gently on the bedside table. "What ails you, my liege?" Giovanni's face wore its usual impassive grin, but beneath it, Lorenzo could see the slight hint of concern over his appearance.

"Even the most powerful man in Italia may catch a cold, amore mio." Lorenzo pulled an arm out from under the voluminous blankets to brush his hand against Giovanni's. "Do not fret, I will be well soon enough..."

The coughs that punctuated Lorenzo's speech did little to bolster Giovanni's confidence.

"Magnifico..." Giovanni rested his fingers lightly on Lorenzo's head, despite Lorenzo's vague protests.

"I told you not to call me that." Lorenzo reached for Giovanni's hand, linking their fingers and bringing them down to press against his lips. "To you, I am always Lorenzo."

Giovanni smiled warmly for a moment, before suddenly raising his head as if struck by an idea. He glanced towards the window, then back to Lorenzo.

"Wait here for a moment... not that you'll be going anywhere too soon. See to the letter I brought, I will be back shortly." With only a smile cast back over his shoulder, Giovanni walked back to the window and hopped out into the night. Lorenzo let his head fall back to the pillows, closing his eyes against a mildly feverish headache.


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The Talk: Federico/Ezio + Petruccio

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Since their parents are determined to shelter Petruccio from reality, Federico and Ezio decide to give him The Talk, complete with some practical demonstrations. Federico/Ezio kissing, masturbating, giving each other handjobs and/or blowjobs to show Petruccio how best to pleasure himself and please a woman. Bonus Points if Federico makes Ezio pretend to be the woman when explaining things like how to kiss properly.

VERY IMPORANT: Petruccio is only watching, NOT participating. He's a late bloomer and not really interested in sex yet, even though his body is starting to mature (he's getting random boners and it's confusing and scary, thus Federico's and Ezio's intervention). He doesn't find watching his brothers fool around sexy, just interesting in the way that all 12 year old boys find stuff involving penises amusing. He thinks they are weird for being so obsessed with sex, and Federico and Ezio are like, "Ahh, the innocence of youth! One day you'll understand the awesome power of breasts. Big, bouncing breasts. Jiggling. In my face. Hell yeah."

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"Big, bouncing breasts. Jiggling. In my face. Hell yeah." *Brain breaks at Federico/Ezio antics and Petruccio innocence*

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Brotherly kisses?.... NOT!

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Ezio feels guilty for not returning Leo's hug so he starts glomping him everytime they meet, making Leonardo think that Ezio's just as much in love with him as he is in Ezio. Soon his touches become more and more intimate and Ezio responds every time, all the while being completely oblivious to their nature. Eventually Leo gets impatient, hoping for more than just touching, and Ezio finally realizes the truth. Awkwardness ensues.

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This!anon thinks that after awkwardness ensues, sexytimes should ensue. But I am not the OP so what do I know?


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(Anonymous) 2010-11-13 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Has anyone read the first issue of The Fall yet?

I want any kind of fic with our new lovable prick, Daniel Cross. I'd love something with Desmond and/or the Bleeding Effect but I would be delighted with any drabbles or fics the wonderful anons might be able to churn out.

(Anonymous) 2010-11-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)

OMG DANIEL CROSS/DESMOND IS PERRRRRRRFECT!! (daniel is an alcoholic, desmond is a bartender!)

and oh my lord that nose/double ear/eyebrow piercing...


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(Anonymous) 2010-11-14 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Maria/Anyone female and it can be as anachronistic as whatever; why? She needs love, and I wanted to combobreak the yaoi influx is all! Just something very different :'D

Maria domming please, pinning down, biting and scratching whoever your choice of victim is :D

(Anonymous) 2010-11-14 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
this this this this this this this oh my god Dom!Maria forever and ever amen

If I can get over my difficulties with writing ladybits, anon, I am all over this, but I can't make any guarantees.

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All request made after this post will be deleted!

If you'd like to request please move to Part 2.

Fills are still game, so please go back and fill current request before spamming part 2.

(Anonymous) 2010-11-16 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Question: Does the meme have any rules about prompts/fills/replies with ACB spoilers? Seems the PC version's going to be delayed 'til well within next year.

I'd rather not turn off e-mail notifs for both pages, but I understand that 4+ months is a long wait for a fandom, so...thought I'd ask first.

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Он гдето в здании, похоже у терминала. Мы же не долбаные роботы. Да, можно и так сказать. [url=][/url] [url=][/url] [url=][/url] [url=][/url] [url=][/url]
Ты не могла бы присмотреть за офисом? Извини но у тебя паук в сердце! Разве ты этого не чувствуешь? В последнее время я вижу такие вещи. После чего я прочту особое заклинание и будь здоров. Она хороша для начинающих. [url=][/url] [url=][/url] [url=][/url] [url=][/url] [url=][/url]
Радиус опасной зоны два метра. Нет таких понятий, как прав неправ. Обналичивал большую сумму по чеку? Коекакой вкус у тебя определённо есть. [url=][/url] [url=][/url] [url=][/url] [url=][/url] [url=][/url]

Lucy makes the best/worst mom ever

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"What the fuck is that?"

"Russian," Shaun replied without looking away from the screen. His innate assholishness imbuing that one word with a level of scorn and sarcasm Desmond hadn't thought possible until he met the man.

"I know that, you dick," Desmond leaned on the back of Shaun's chair, making sure he brushed against the man's neck just because he knew it irritated him. "Why're you writing in Russian?"

"Why do you always insist on knowing everything, Desmond?" Shaun turned around to deliver a truly evil looking glare at Desmond. Pointedly moving away from his offending arms. "Is it some strange compulsion of yours? Would not knowing one tiny and insignificant detail cause irreparable psychological harm? Tell me it will. I think I'd rather like to watch you go into convulsions."

"I'll bet you would," Desmond said. He relaxed his arms, letting them dangle in the space between Shaun's back and the chair. Which brought him in contact with the man again. "Because you're a cold-hearted sadistic fuck."

Shaun sniffed, he probably thought it was scornful but Desmond always thought about little old ladies dressed in lace and bonnets when he did it. His glare kicked up a notch and he scooted forward even more. Barely sitting on the chair anymore as he put an inch of space between his back and Desmond's arms.

"Oh no, it's a common reaction to anyone meeting you," Shaun said turning back to the computer. Not saying anything about the intrusion of his personal space beyond his usual passive-aggressive ways. "You've got a real gift for pissing people off."

"Yeah," Desmond let his amusement show through his voice. He leaned over Shaun's to "look" at the screen. Casually folding his arms across the top of Shaun's stiff shoulders. "I know."

Shaun finally snapped. Leaping off the chair and whirling on Desmond. His face red as he shouted, "Quit touching me!"

Success was sweet, but could always be sweeter. Desmond grinned, reaching out towards the other man with one hand but stopping just short of contact, "I'm not touching you."

Indignant rage flashed through Shaun's eyes and he started sputtering, "You-"

"I swear to god," Lucy broke in from across the room looking torn between amusement and annoyance, "if you boys don't stop fighting I'm going to turn this mission around and beat both of your butts."

Rebecca doubled over in her chair and laughed.

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-09 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Diet Mints ( will cause you lose weight ( Easy fat loss is an important part this picture's health benefits. Minty Appetite Suppression ( are a natural way to suppress appetite.


(Anonymous) 2011-02-09 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
You, will you stop harassing the boy? It's bad enough that he is a little out of form, he doesn't need any more attacks on his self esteem. His weight problems shall be dealt with in appropriate ways.


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