Haha, Shaun is probably all "THIS MUST BE 100% ACCURATE, USING CITATIONS OF PRIMARY SOURCES CROSS-REFERENCED AGAINST ONE ANOTHER. Luckily, I will be translating this document from ____th century _____, ensuring that I capture both the grammatical conventions, common phrases, and social implications of language in the culture of that time-Goddamn it, can't any of you write? You can't possibly make up a word by combining a latin term and a greek root- that's so wrong."
Desmond is all "Yo, wikipedia says so and so was in to erotic asphyxiation. Old people are kinky fuckers."
Shaun: "If you cost me my 4.0 and the ability to enter the Master's program at the Ivy League school of my choice I swear you will RUE the day you ever met me!"
Desmond: "What the fuck does that even mean? Do you even speak english?"
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Desmond is all "Yo, wikipedia says so and so was in to erotic asphyxiation. Old people are kinky fuckers."
Shaun: "If you cost me my 4.0 and the ability to enter the Master's program at the Ivy League school of my choice I swear you will RUE the day you ever met me!"
Desmond: "What the fuck does that even mean? Do you even speak english?"
Oh god, now I really want to write this.