Crackfic in which Giovanni has to defend someone (OC? Or even Leonardo?) in a sodomy trial, and uses his *ahem* in-depth knowledge to get the guy acquitted, because as it soon becomes clear, he knows a loooottt more about sodomy than all the lawyers, or the judges, or in fact the defendant himself, who errr...was apparently DOING IT WRONG. Give me as much double entendre as you can, people.

Bonus points for flustered!Uberto and smirking!Lorenzo in the audience, cause we all know where Giovanni got his experience >3.