I lol'd. I lol'd so hard that my lol replaced the sun. Oh God, OP. You're the second best anon I can think of. (first best anon is me of course hurr I'm not conceited what are you even)
Anyways. I was looking for some severe Leo/Ezio crack to fill. And this took the cake. The fucking cake. Which reminds me; can I put some delicious cake (and maybe even a little Altair cameo) in the crack too, OP?

Yours truly,
(semi-hard) writerfag