Er, since these two are supposedly in the singleplayer of Brotherhood... (and since "only hurts for a second" by doubleleaf on DA is...oddly alluring...)

This anon would like to request Malfatto/La Lupo. Maybe they're in search of Ezio and get in each other's way and have angry-back-alley-almost-fully-clothed sex? IDK ._. I just like my men pulling down their breeches for a quickie and moving on with life afterwards. OTL