O.O Writer!anon here is perverted; when you mentioned "something else", I thought about a giant cock. :D

Hope you dun slap me with a fish.

Anyhow, I've always thought that Ezio was a bit of a narcissist. He knows he has all the goods. Obvious(?) it would be that he would look for such similar attributes.

Nailing each other on the floor? THAT IS SOMETHING I'D LOVE