ANYTHING with Ezio/Altair!! Because this pairing has not seen enough action, gosh darn it. I don't care how they can exist at the same time - the important part is that they somehow meet, Altair is faintly annoyed and amused by Ezio's presence, much back and forth banter/insults/veiled threats/snark ensues, which leads to sex...etc. etc.

Or you know, anything! Just give us some Ezio/Altair, please!?