asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2009-12-26 11:46 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme
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Welcome to the Animus 2.5

✠ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

✠ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

✠ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

✠ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

✠ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

✠ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

✠ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Re: THANK YOU GOD

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
SO Rated NC-17 for Shaun's potty mouth. Er, brain.

*****

Thank GOD Lucy remembered to add a fucking pack of razors to the supply list this time, because Shaun wasn’t sure how much longer he could take the stubble. Not necessarily his OWN stubble, though that was fucking annoying in its own right; no, more to the point, it was the dark beard that had started taking over Desmond’s face since they’d moved to the second safehouse.

Honestly, it wasn’t such a shocker that Desmond might grow a beard faster than Shaun ever could; the man’s genetic background practically required a daily shave just to keep up with the five o’clock shadow. But damn if Desmond wasn’t delicious to look at when one could, you know, see his skin.

That olive skin that Shaun could smell whenever Desmond moved into his personal little sphere. It was maddening to think about how it might taste, especially if Shaun was to drag his tongue over the six-pack that had miraculously formed over the course of Desmond’s training. The man had gone from fit to fucking fit in just a matter of weeks. It was almost criminal how hot their little science project had become.

Shaun was fucking tired of watching actors pretending to want each other. Most of the porn he found was poorly acted, abysmally directed, and really, it wasn’t worth the time anymore. And now that Desmond had finally shaved off that fucking facial hair, Shaun had far more interesting things to look at.

It was such a pity that Desmond was such an idiot. If he’d just keep his fucking mouth shut and lie there and look pretty, Shaun might...well, that was a thought. Fucking mouth. Unf. He bet that Desmond had a dirty side that just needed the right inspiration to come out. One of these days...

He sensed the looming presence behind him before the dumb brick could say a word. “Hello, Desmond,” he murmured with a full-on snark, “Come to torture me again with your scintillating wit?”

“I was just gonna say good morni--”

“Stow it.” Shaun pretended to ignore him, suddenly VERY absorbed in whatever was on his screen. Not that Desmond knew one way or another what any of it meant; it might have been a fucking screensaver and he’d never figure it out. “Now, if you’re quite finished lazing about and bothering the help, might you kindly get your fine tight arse onto the Animus so we can begin today’s work, hmm?”

“Fuck you too,” mumbled Desmond, stalking away. The girls had gone silent at the exchange; Lucy simply staring in openmouthed shock and Rebecca wearing an expression of equal parts surprise and fascination. Desmond seemed not to get it, but then, he never got anything, did he? Shaun smirked at his computer screen and opened the database as the girls recovered.

Just as the synchronization process began, Desmond swore and sat upright. “Wait, what the--”

“Shut up, Desmond,” said Shaun, and he could almost hear the click of teeth as that mouth--bare of any hint of hair, for now--finally, blissfully closed. “And with that, let’s begin. Lie there and think of England, would you? That’s a good boy.”

Shaun hid his wicked grin at the scandalized gasps from the girls and the blushing, angry silence from Desmond. How refreshing--finally, a day when he actually looked forward to work. Yes, it was a good morning, after all.

from write!anon

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Sigh. Hope it's ok. I de-anonned myself by mistake and THEN I messed up the subject line and I hope the OP likes it after all that. XD I will probably hate it in the morning but hey, snarky Shaun is snarky, and that was HELLA fun to write. :D

Cannot Open Mouth Wider In Lolface

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
BAHAHA it is the perfect amount of equal parts SEXSEXSEX DESMOND and "what i didn't say i want to fuck you this way and that and oh, the weather"

i love rebecca's reaction. she's such a fangirl.

thank you for the quick fill!!

captcha says "collective remaker" so i'm now thinking of a reverse prompt...

Re: Cannot Open Mouth Wider In Lolface

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You KNOW she is a total fangirl. :D

Glad you liked it. :D

Re: THANK YOU GOD

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god. Desmond's delayed reaction is amazing, and Shaun's potty brain is the best thing ever. I love you, anon. <3

Re: THANK YOU GOD

(Anonymous) 2010-10-23 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, you're welcome! :D Shaun was so much fun to write. XD

Re: THANK YOU GOD

(Anonymous) 2010-10-30 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Lie there and think of England, would you? That's a good boy.

I lol'd forever. SUCH a good use of that line :D

BWAHAHA

(Anonymous) 2011-02-01 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh God SHAUN. I laughed so hard!! Oh poor stupid Desmond lol