asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2010-09-13 08:44 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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#2 (Livejournal) Archive
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(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
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Fox and Lion

(Anonymous) 2010-11-20 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Can this anon have some La Volpe/Older Leonardo? Perhaps sitting on a bench together have an enjoyable conversation that 'may' lead to Leonardo dragging the thief to his workshop or La Volpe dragging the artist to an inn.

Re: Fox and Lion

(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow, one way or another, La Volpe WILL make the next topic about some sexin', and one wouldna even suspect the change. XD

Leonardo would be all :D until ... the fox strikes.

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La Volpe/Ezio - "Let me fuck you"

(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I have to say that after watching their interaction in Brotherhood, I am a total sucker for those two. They're in bed, struggling for dominance, and one of them says "Let me fuck you." The other agrees. Eventually. :D

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm. I WOULD AGREE. Hahahaha

There would be a lot of twisting and turning for this scenario, one getting on top of the other, only to be flipped once more onto their backs.
Anon here cheers for some La Volpe dominance; I mean, c'mon. We need to see some "OHMYGOSHYOU'REGONNAPUTTHATINMEHAILMARY" from Ezio.

And La Volpe would win, anway.

Because he can.


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Losing an Assassin...):

(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Anon has just finished playing brotherhood for the night, and not too long ago, her assassin, Gioivanni, died in a (not so) tragic battle.

What i would like to see is Ezio mourning over the death of his assassin, and crying, and remembering the times when Gioivanni failed horribly and fell off the roof when he was in the middle of tailing someone.

But then gets over it since he realizes that he has other assassins that are way more important than him.

Bonus points if the other, higher level assassins try to help him cope with his loss.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Er ... I cannot write the sadness b/c I'm gonna cry; so, for nostalgia's sake, I wrote some fluff. Hope OP doesna mind.

"Messere, look! I-I finally got on top of a roof!"

(That night, Giovanni falls off of the villa for the first time, and Ezio feels as if the back of his eyes were inverting at the outrageous scene—but the brat merely cocks his head to the right and grins for all the world to see: past the stitches and the burn of wine on his wound, abating his anger at the other's recklessness. The candle in his room burns to nothing as the night carries on with his student's ceaseless chatter of amazement.)

"So, does that mean—oh! Er … so I was not supposed to kill him?"

(Lord, have mercy; he wonders if a teaching license was required for this endeavor—else, how else was he supposed to explain this situation?)

"Buongiorno! I bet you have not expected this as a surpr—wh-wh-wh-whoa! Aiuto! I a going to fall!"

(He ends up falling anyway, and as Ezio cleans the gash on his forehead in indignant silence, the tension becomes the most suitable form of the stormy lecture he had prepared. Still, the anger is short-lived right after that pleading grin of forgiveness; perhaps, he was growing too old for his own good.)

"All right, I am sure I can do this: Just watch me, Gran Maestro!"

(Si, if he meant that he wanted Ezio to watch him fall thirty feet downwards from a Borgia tower by a guard's kick, then he was right—a heart attack, the latter realized as he rushed to his student's aid in expert stealth, was an understatement at the sound of a painful groan and a broken leg. And before he perceived what he was doing, he was already reciting a litany of gratitude towards a deity he had refused to acknowledge for a large mass of dead sentries to cushion Giovanni's fall. He was going to retire very soon—he could feel it.)

"Do you have children? You do not? Why? I wanted my little Carmen to have a playmate—che? Why are you giving me that look?"

(A kid having another kid was something he could not kid, Ezio found.)

"I am fine! Just a scratch!"

(A scratch: a fractured arm and four oozing gashes across a back scarred from multiple falls. Yet, the duckling continued to smile as if the entire world was the sun itself, the exuberance never fading, even at Ezio's growl of promised retribution at the endless curiosity. Somewhere in the back of his mind, the latter knew that the key element of perseverance was to be taught by the scrawny nineteen-year-old cobbler—not by a man with a gape fixed onto his face ever since he met the former. Giovanni says otherwise, but, as always, Ezio cannot beat that happiness into solemnity to save his life.)

"Okay, I have a legitimate reason. What? I do! I was following him, like you told me to, but then, my boot kind of got stuck on this ledge-thingy … and … you know, bam! My nose is bigger than Borgia's ass."

(They spent a good three days learning how to properly lace footwear—somehow, the scoundrel enjoyed the elementary torture, and turned it into a childish game. He blamed himself for actually playing along and falling deeper into such senseless deviance.)

"Hey, this is fun!"

(Cesare Borgia right behind you was not fun.)

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Am I the only one who noticed that during the final battle with Cesare Ezzio essentially strips the guy? So, instead of chucking him off the wall when he wins, he can... decide to keep him and finish off stripping him?

Re: Ezio/Cesare

(Anonymous) 2010-12-01 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
YES. ahaha. Cesare has a cravat. It was difficult to finish the battle whilst laughing at his silly choice of clothing.
Also I was using the Florentine skin so Ezio was in his clothing from the start of AC2. It became a battle of two frilly shirted men with fluffy hair flapping their hands at each other. SO MANRY

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Revenge Across Ages

(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
This was a rather evil thought that occurred to me...

In the Vault, Minerva sounds downright bitter that the humans were able to revolt and bring down Those Who Came Before, and the reconciliation story sounds... fishy. Humans rebuilt, and the survivors of Those Who Came Before just happen to end up being considered gods?


And now I'm supposed to believe that Those Who Came Before, when they were dying out, left behind a hologram with a warning message. Out of the goodness of their hearts.

So, the prompt: I'm looking for conspiracy theory stuff here. There is no world-threatening catastrophe. Instead, "Minerva" is part of a long sequence of manipulations to resurrect Those Who Came Before...

Re: Revenge Across Ages

(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
FWIW, this is actually my pet theory about the game already. :) After seeing how everything goes down, I do NOT think Those Who Came Before are all that trustworthy or good. Bitches.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Shaun suggests some "reconciliatory yoga" when the gang gets into a fight (Desmond initiates the conversation when you interact with the statue of Altair).

Clearly, "reconciliatory yoga" is a euphemism for "make-up orgy."


And by discuss, I mean write me some OT4 stress relief, pretty pretty please.

(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
'Hey, whatsa-matta-you, Altair?'

'That's racist! D:<'

/seconded like oh my god yes

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
So I was going through Lucy's emails on Ac: Brotherhood and came across one from Rebecca saying she heard Desmond screaming in his sleep and that it was getting worse.

Someone do something with this, please? It's just the perfect opportunity for some hurt/comfort.

I'm not really picky about pairings, but I am more a slash kinda girl...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconding this so hard! When I read that e-mail I had to stop and sadface at my TV for a little while... and god damn I NEED H/C FIC OF THIS.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
So reading emails out of the animus made me realize something.

Desmond is the only one of the group that was born into the assassins. All the others were chosen.

So, can I get some group conversation over what it was like in the compound before Desmond ran away and why he ran away? Maybe the group is taking a needed break (read: Desmond needed one but wouldn't take one alone)?

(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Sigh...I love this prompt...BUT NOW I DON'T KNOW IF IT SHOULD BE FUNNY OR ANGST!! D8

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"You old fucker!" Ezio/Cesare

(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Cesare cusses Ezio out with "You old fucker!" towards the end of the game, when Ezio found him... again. Ezio's quite pissed off and decides to show him just how much of an "old" fucker he is.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-27 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded like hell, because Ezio gets age-trolled throughout the whole game and we need AGE RAGE

[Captcha says: men incire... hohoho~ Yes captcha, indeed]

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
For anyone who has finished The Truth files in Brotherhood; (Or hell, in ACII if you can make it work.)

Some kind of Subject 16 and Desmond interaction. A friendly chat, sex, rape, 16 either being that creepy hologram or a fully skinned person, in the Animus or outside it... Just make it happen.

Qui [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Um ... here's some nicetimez. :D

Desmond nervously blinked. "You didn't have to … you know—"

Rapidly shaking his head, the other furiously raked his hand through his hair and voiced his ultimate frustration, absentmindedly backing his counterpart further against the wall. "—it w-wasn't good enough! I-I-I-I … it could've—" A clench of teeth. "I could d-d-do better!"

"It's all right: We'll just take it slow, okay?"

Apparently not: "N-N-No! I-It has to be like … l-like this!"

'Unexpected' was an understatement.

The kiss was awkward, clumsy, as if the two did not have a single ounce of coordination, whatsoever, teeth suddenly clacking against another, their feet fumbling for solid ground. If Desmond was not idiotically morphing into a human rock at the moment, he was sure to have laughed at the ridiculousness of their skewed expressions; but his previous train of thought had dissipated as soon as a curious tongue swiped across his lips, and, gasping at the collision between his back and the mortar, he was coerced to fulfill his part of the bizarre exchange—the man consumed in his meticulous efforts only increased his determination to please, gripping the lower part of the other male's hoodie to bring him closer, like he was aiming to create a second union by compression alone. Strangely, no matter how odd it was, the second kiss was one he thoroughly enjoyed: the clashes of inexperience and experience, the impetus behind each movement, as if the world was to crumble if they did not do so in such a way, the heat of their mouth that ghosted along the angle of their jaws—damn, he would have been considered insane to not have realized that breathing through his nose was insufficient to handle the ferocity of their embrace.

His breaths were indubitably labored when he—reluctantly—ended the kiss. " … that was … something."

"I-I … Shit, wh-what am—I don't—fuck! I-I had it—"

A tentative laugh. "No, it's all good, man; I … I liked it."

Unsteady inquisition: "A-Are you sp-sp-speaking in ri-riddles?"

"Nah, I'm for real on this one—it was nice … you … um …uh … have major kissing skills."

Gingerly, Desmond settled his hand on said man's shoulder and pressed his lips against a flushed temple, quirking his lips in what seemed to be embarrassment as he robotically balled his fists inside his pockets. The latter figure spontaneously fluttered his eyes shut and emitted a shaky sigh at the small kiss, his fingers soon tracing the assassin's jaw with a need for a quiet assessment that dipped below the shadow of his clavicle.

"W-W-Well, th-that wasn't that b-b-bad."

"Y-Yeah." A blush. "It wasn't."

"It really wasn't."

Thus, first is the worst.

And second is always the best.

But the third might just be the better catch.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-21 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Soooooo...... After seeing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1, I remembered that during the scene where the Snatchers are chasing the trio I was thinking that the hoods and the parkouring around the forest was reminding me of the assassins. So, the prompt:

Altair/Ezio/Desmond a wizard assassin who is the Syrian/Italian/American Ministry of Magic's (which doesn't know about the prophesy) attempt to kill Voldemort and keep his reign from spreading to their country. He goes undercover as a snatcher, where he learns about the prophesy and how only harry and voldy can kill each other after asking why they need to bring him back alive. When his group is the one to uncover the trio, he tries to sabotage them, but Harry, Ron and Hermione get caught anyway. After they escape again, he gets punished....

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Thank you! I'm not the only one who had a "Snatchers/AC" connection thought going...

Anon is intrigued.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-22 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
ALTAIR HAS THEM. When I first saw the trailer for the first game, all I could focus on were his sexy ass lips. Can I have Malik doing the same? Maybe Altair is just talking/ chillin and all Malik can do is think about Altair's sexy goddamn lips.

Re: DSLs!!!!

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SECONDED WITH A FIERY PASSION!!! I still do this every time I play AC! Damn distracting lips...

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Ezio and Machiavelli Make-up

(Anonymous) 2010-11-22 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm about 75% through Brotherhood, where Ezio and Machiavelli get over their BS and suspicion and FINALLY come to trust each other. I want make-up sex between them. Bonus points for Machiavelli getting playfully snarky with Ezio over his old age (Machiavelli is 10 years younger than Ezio), and Ezio making Machiavelli for that...with mind-blowing sex.

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seconded like no tomorrow!

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-22 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
So, Hannibal was on tonight and part of it took place in Florence, and Francesco de Pazzi was mentioned and his descendant was involved and...

I really need a HannibalxAC crossover. Please? Pretty pretty please?

La Volpe filled with the fires of youth...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-22 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
So uh, anyway, is it jus me or does La Volpe look Younger in Brotherhood?

Address this! xU

And yes, bad Naruto reference, but I was a huge fan back in the day and even now when it's gone to shit and I hate everything about it, I still think that line is fucking hilarious.

Fic: Age, Memories and Mysteries (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2010-12-03 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
(I think I derailed this prompt. I´m sorry if it´s not what you wanted, but the story wouldn´t let me write it any other way.)

Ezio walked through Roma, limbs aching, exhausted and his back hurt.
He never imagined getting old - when he was young and his family was alive, he always lived in the moment, enjoying himself, never spending one thought on aging and the future. He vaguely assumed that he´d work with his father, get married, have kids; that sort.

And after the betrayal and the execution, he was fueled with anger, revenge and the desire to avenge his fallen father and brothers. He never actually imagined that he´d survive, he lived with the numb realization that he would probably die trying to destroy the conspiracy, and if he was lucky he´d take as many of those bastardi with him as he could.

Then, after hearing Minerva in the vault, he slowly, slowly thought about the future. He could plan. He would not only lay foundations for the future, he would actually be there to see it. He would live.

Then the attack on Monteriggio had happened. His future had gone up in flames, and he felt the familiar rage rise again, burning brightly, fueling him. He was older now, feeling the weight of those many years as an assassin, always moving, fighting, getting hurt, healing, fighting and then all over again. At one point he was bound to become slower, become weaker, become less agile. But not now. It may not be the fire of youth that drove him, but it was a powerful energy anyway.

He´d revenge Mario.
He´d take Roma.
He´d kill the Borgia.

He grunted in pain as he scaled a tower. His back was killing him, dio mio.

A goal in mind, knowing the order, the mercenaries and the courtesans behind him, Ezio was going to convince the thieves to join him.
He should not have been so surprised to see a familiar face.
La Volpe - the fox, legendary masterthief, a cunning, fast fellow and apparently head of the thieves´ guild in Roma - greeted him with a sly smile. His face was hidden underneath his hood, only those strange violet eyes visible. Ezio saw with slight envy the grace and power in la Volpe´s stride. That guy had to be ancient; when Ezio first met him, he had been older than his father Giovanni who had been forty. Now, twenty years later, la Volpe had to be at least 60, but he didn´t look a day older than on those afternoon in Firenze. In fact, he looked somehow younger.
It was impossible...and very unfair, Ezio decided.
But he had more important things to do than to sulk and think about la Volpe´s age, he had a mission to fulfill.

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-22 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd never cared much for this pairing before Brotherhood, but their chemistry in this game had me liking it.

So in lieu of the ending, which makes everything 10x worse btw, I'd like bedsharing "because it's 3 AM and I can't sleep" that turns into some spontaneous comfort sex. Quiet, because the others are nearby and they can't risk waking them.

Something soft and sweet for this poor OPanon, please.

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I really found myself liking Desmond/Lucy in Brotherhood too, anon. Seconded!

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I thought it was really interesting in Brotherhood that when you finally got the Apple, using it drained Ezio's health. I'd love to see something addressing that. Perhaps he overextends himself after that particular battle and someone (idek who, Leo would be nice, but whoever) has to look after him while he recovers? idk, I just want some angsty h/c with Ezio.

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Rollin' on ...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-22 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon here would like to see Cesare jealous over one of Lucrezia's many suitors.

Because he has a sister complex.

And because ... well, I zunno.


(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 01:13 am (UTC)(link)

Ezio/Machiavelli – after the Brotherhood is brought together with Claudia's initiation, Machiavelli and Ezio were discussing Niccolo's "change of heart" on the roof. I was thinking it might be a one-sided Machiavelli –> Ezio undertone with his confession of wanting to write a book (The Prince?) about Ezio.

It can be smut, angst, etc. Whatever writer wants.

(Anonymous) 2010-12-10 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
OMG seconding so hard! Laughed at the possibility of The Prince being about Ezio. XD

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How strange.

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
So, this anon has been reading erotic fiction for some time, and I've noticed that some writers tend to use downright strange euphemisms for genitals and the like. Anyway, my request is for a fic (slash is preferable, but I don't mind het or femslash) with the weirdest possible euphemisms the writerfags can think of. Also, maybe throw in some really awkward-sounding epithets (e.g. the hook-nosed, angry cripple [in reference to Malik]), if you can.

Alternatively, you can try this prompt instead: AU, in which Altaïr is a mafia boss. Kadar's an assassin sent to kill him, who winds up being caught by Altaïr and used for sex. Big brother Malik comes to save his younger brother, but Altaïr will only let Kadar go if Malik takes Kadar's place. And somehow this results in a threesome. I don't know. :I

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the hook-nosed, angry cripple [in reference to Malik]
LMAO! Totally just lost my shit in a semi-public place.

Have you seen the comm [ profile] weepingcock?

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(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
The assassins are amoebas/etc.

and maybe Malik is a grumpy protist sulking on his own side of the petri dish because he lost a flagellum or something, idk

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I read this for a second and was hoping for a Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century AU. Damn...

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La Volpe/Ezio/Machiavelli; threesome

Somebody write this, please

(Anonymous) 2010-11-28 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Seconding this. This needs to be written.

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Leonardo hitting on Ezio in-game? :3

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I've beaten Brotherhood, and now I'm going back through and doing all the side quests/feathers/flags/etc. On a whim, I visited one of the Leonardo benches. Seeing as how I had gotten everything, the entire cutscene was just Leo and Ezio chatting. Leonardo mentioned that he was painting a portrait of a woman and was becoming quite entranced. The following lines occured:

Ezio: Do not let a beautiful woman distract you from constructing my designs.
Leonardo: Don't worry, women provide little distraction. *puts his arm around Ezio's shoulder*
Ezio: ..Wait, I don't get it.
Leo: >_>

PLEASE. I hunger for some Leo/Ezio action revolving around that scene. Perhaps Leonardo confessing or even seducing a confused Ezio? IDC ANONS

Ubisoft was nice enough to throw it in there, they must be listening to the fans, amirite?

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I think the correct phrase here is "are you me?". Because seriously, I thought the exact same thing. Seconding!

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I've not played Brotherhood yet but I don't care if the fill is bursting with spoilers for it.

Basically, my idea is Claudia had a thing for intelligence. Whenever she listens to Machiavelli (I don't know how clever he is in-game or even historically, I'm just going off twisty, sneaky plans = Machiavellian) she gets a ladyboner. Then she shows how mega-foxy-hot her brain is by voicing something sexy smart. Which gives Machiavelli a hard-on.

Go with this where you will, anon.

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Somehow, you have gone into my brain and pulled out my thoughts, because I had this EXACT SAME PAIRING going on my head yesterday, anon! I think I may be able to get to it after the Thanksgiving madness dies down, let me see what's up...

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Please please please

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Aw, lamesauce...

(Anonymous) 2010-11-23 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so you know in Brotherhood how Desmond has to get back to the villa before morning? And you have a time-limit and stuff? Well I stayed out past the time-limit, and it just transported me back, no one said anything, nothing. SO LAME.

So, here's my proposition. Can I have the modern assassins chewing out Dessy for being late? Or you could just have Shaun be all snarky and stuff. Because snark is awesome. And if you want you can throw in some Shaun/Des somewhere. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE. But if you can do it anon, I bow down to your writing skills. =3=

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The whole reason I stayed out past the time limit was to hear some Shaun snark :3 My friends and I were very disappointed when nothing happened.

Seconded with the power of the Apple!

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