asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2010-09-13 08:44 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Welcome to the Brotherhood

∆ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

∆ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

∆ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

∆ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

∆ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

∆ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

∆ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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(Anonymous) 2011-02-14 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Brotherhood can be ignored if writeranon wants. So the gang's saved the world and the Templars have been defeated. Now what? Because of using the animus for so long, no one expected Desmond to make it at all. Feeling useless Desmond falls into depression, and the others don't know how to help him.
Lots of bleeding effect and such. If he goes a little suicidal thats even better (i love angst).

If writeranon wants a pairing, I like my Shaun/Desmond.

(Anonymous) 2011-02-15 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, what a prompt. I am so sorely tempted to try and fill this.


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(Anonymous) 2011-02-14 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god anon, I weep for more!

(Anonymous) 2011-02-14 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ah, fuck," Desmond panted as he was forcefully held still by his hips. Shaun pulling him down until he sat fully in his lap. Back resting against the man's chest and legs hooked over the arms of the chair. It was a humiliatingly open position that gave Desmond no leverage at all to work with. Just forced him to sit on the man's dick and feel it. 

Hot breath washed over his ear as Shaun started speaking. Voice low and sending shivers up his spine. "You'll be begging me to fuck you soon. Toss you over the desk and pound you good and hard. Make you scream for more until you weep and forget how to talk."

Desmond writhed, feeling the teasing shift of Shaun's dick. Not nearly enough to satisfy, "Please, Shaun!"

"Yes," Shaun held on tightly. Denying Desmond even that little bit of movement. He pressed a harsh kiss to Desmond's neck. "But you're not nearly desperate enough."

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Because it's V-Day

(Anonymous) 2011-02-14 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
And, while I may object to it and be bitter about my perpetual single status about it, I do have a heart. Somewhere. Buried under a rock.

Anyway, I can't help thinking about Claudia and how damn lonely she must be. There's Ezio, busy being all vengeful and assassiny, her mother a veritable shadow and her uncle... well, the less said about Mario the better. So what do I want for Claudia?

Soppy young love story that's what. Maybe she meets a new mercenary-in-training whose little more than a glorified messenger and errand boy because he's not the best with the massive hammers and swords the mercenaries seem to love in game. Or maybe one of the architect's employees - someone new, but the details are up to anon.

Bonus points if Mario finds out, threatens to tell Ezio, and Claudia shuts him up with a strategically thrown knife.

Make it so sweet my teeth ache, anon.

TL;DR Claudia meets a young man in Monteriggioni and they have a cute young love affair.

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Dawwwww, there is not enough Claudia in this kinkmeme. Someone needs to fill this.

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Shaun H. Powers

(Anonymous) 2011-02-14 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, anons. I don't know if this has been done or not, but now I'm craving it.

Shaun Hastings as Austin Powers.

Because we all know that Shaun has to get that stick out of his ass sometimes, right?
I personally ship Shaun/Des, but honestly if you can make Shaun into a womanizing groovester, then I don't care who he does.

Bonus points if he says "Do I make you randy, baby?"

*goes and hides in a corner*

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Oh my god, oh my god, this NEEDS to happen!

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Ezio the Chivalrous Pervert

(Anonymous) 2011-02-14 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio is the textbook example of this trope IMO. Sleazy but honourable. When he goes to rescue Caterina from the Castello, Lucrezia slaps him as hard as she possibly can, right in the face. Being a gentleman of course Ezio can't retaliate, but he can and does restrain her... and gets a boner carrying her at knifepoint while she fights and squirms.

Also remember she's half his age.

Maybe he even subtly reminds her that he could rape her right there in the hallway if he wanted to. Although it is clear to the reader that he never would, even though the idea :fucking totally gets him off.

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-15 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded like, perhaps with little dubcon (with Lucretia being totally into it so much she questions Cesare's virility when they're done?)?

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That feels so good~ What the--AAAHHHHHGAAWWDD

(Anonymous) 2011-02-14 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it just me, or do condoms these days lack quality?
As in, they fucking break, especially when you want to go hard.

<3, then the condom BREAKS, and my friend and I were just like ...

So, anon would like to request Ezio getting more than peeved at the cheaptastic quality of condoms, and Leonardo going O.O thoughout the ordeal.

(Goodbye Trojan; you've just lost a customer.
At least, those are my experiences, anons. Hope nothing like this is common to you guys.)

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-15 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
For this anon the more misfortune and misery Ezio has in his life the better. Seconding C:

(and I'm sorry, but I laughed long and hard at the image of a couple in bed freezing in horror--this especially emphasized by your words "DON'T MOVE." as if they suddenly discovered a poisonous snake has joined them between the sheets)

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-15 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Altair suggests a threesome to Malik.

Malik punches Altair in the face and stalks off.

To have his own threesome with Robert and Sibrand.


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You Can't Take the Sky from Me

(Anonymous) 2011-02-15 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
The war is over.

Unification is now.

The Templar run Alliance just a has a few things to clean up. Like Miranda, River Tam, some missing Pieces of Eden and Subject 17...

Firefly/AC crossover please!

Rebecca and Kaylee being girl geniuses and BFFs! Shaun and Wash snark! River and Desmond (or Ezio!Desmond/Altair!Desmond) tearing through Reavers like the crazy assassinating machines they are! Zoe the former Assassin.... (please!) Mal and Lucy having a drink and arguing over passage price.

"Would somebody get that glowy gold thing away from River, it's downright disconcerting that there's ten of her."

Nothing in the 'verse can stop them!

*looks hopeful*

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Oh. My. God. This is perfect. Perfect and brilliant and I need it forever.

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-15 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
So, in AC2, Ezio was in the process of becoming a banker, right? So he should still be able to retain a banker's skills and all. Two ideas come to mind:

1) Ezio goes to the Bank and the banker has no idea what he's doing, so Ezio has to straighten him out

2) Ezio helps Lorenzo with his business on the side


Reverse Strip-tease

(Anonymous) 2011-02-15 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Over on the White Collar kink meme I discovered this awesome thing. Reverse strip tease. Where one lover watches or helps the other to dress, slowly, getting more and more excited with each new piece of clothing.

Either Malik dressing Altair or Leonardo dressing Ezio (or Lorenzo dressing Giovanni) in the Master Assassin outfit with all the bells and whistles, then shagging. Awesomely.

Or alternatively, have one of the assassins put their lover into the master's outfit.


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omg, reverse strip tease is like one of my favorite kinks. I guess it never occurred to me to request it in the AC fandoms because of the lack of modern suits, lol.


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DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. Smut, fluff or whatever. And for those who don't remember, they're both Venetian thieves.

Bonus if Rosa walks in on them or something.

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i... i want this so hard.



(Anonymous) 2011-02-15 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh kink meme, this won't leave me alone!

Altair, Malik or Kadar, or any collection thereof, hearing, somehow, this ( and being hit with a wave of emotion at the beauty of this piece.
Anon can make this into an AC/Equilibrium crossover if they wish, I just need this like I need oxygen!

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AC/Equilibrium crossover

I think I jizzed in my pants. This movie totally got overshadowed by The Matrix, so to see a fill of this would make me the happiest anon ever.


Cliche time~

(Anonymous) 2011-02-15 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)

In which Kadar has a gigantic, secret crush on Altair; but the latter only knows him as Malik's brother, and worse off, he's married to Maria and has four kids.

I dunno where the rest would go; I guess writer!anon could make it up?



(Anonymous) 2011-02-15 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'm going to say it right now, but this is kind of an odd request.

Um, so Leonardo is pretty imaginative and stuff, so I want fic where he basically invents a dildo that works along the same mechanics as Ezio's wristblade.

Which Ezio accidentally picks up.

All the bonus points in the world if he has to kill someone with it.

Sexy times appreciated but not obligatory.

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... choked to death on Leonardo's spring-loaded wrist-mounted dildo.

Great way to exit the mortal coil.

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-16 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by a conversation with my crazy-ass conspiracy-loving friend, Weakly World News meets the Assassins creed world.

Bonus if Batboy is a piece of eden.

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...whaaat? IT'S A KINK MEME!!!


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Ezio goes to take a pilates/yoga class.

The instructor, Leonardo, is gorgeous and Ezio wonders how bendable he really is (bonus points if he can manage to suck his own cock).

Ezio then proceeds to fuck Leo in the pilates studio, which had mirrors all over the place.

Have fun~

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Why WOULD Ezio take a Pilates class, anyway?

But I second this.


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(Anonymous) 2011-02-16 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
All right, I'm going to let down my ego for a bit, so hear me out.

It's not easy for us guys to really know how to perfectly please a girl in bed; I remember all the girls I used to date would read romance, smut, and all that jazz that they like, and the guy would be some extremely sexy, macho, and perfect person who seemed too damn ethereal to be real.
I'm not going to pull the "I'm the best lay ever" card out, because to be honest, I know I'm not the god of fornication; it's hard, though, when a girl is disappointed because of the fact that I didn't make her "see stars and unicorns", when Mr. Testosterone in the book, or whatever, was making a chick come by simply saying her name.
Guys say that they're not self-conscious, but to be real, we kind of are, in these matters.

Sometimes, some girls would not directly say what turns them on or what makes them cringe. They want us to already know what pleasures them, and that sometimes leads to major let-downs.

I'm pretty sure you anons out there who are female tell your lovers, or whoever you get intimate with, what turns you guys on; fuck, I love it when a girl tells me those things. And it's not about convenience; I somehow see it as a tinge of trust and a willingness to show that you guys have control, too.

Thus (Sorry for the length):

I'd like to request a fic, in which a female character tells a male character what to do: what makes them hot, what makes a kiss stronger than a drug. I want a fic that shows ... imperfection, that they don't already know the perfect moves, the perfect factors. Clumsiness, dizziness, humor, confusion: all of that junk.

Honestly, I prefer Giovanni and Maria, seeing as Giovanni married at the age of 14, and Maria 18, and that kind of puts her in charge (let's just say that they consumated their love when Giovanni was older).

Okay. I'm done.

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On the other hand, OP, it's hard being that upfront and open, especially if you haven't been with said person for a long time. I dunno.

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-16 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Altair zones out so much, trying to understand the Apple, that he trips down the stairs.

Cue Malik coming in and trying to patch up a twisted ankle.

BP: Malik covers Altair's ankle so much with cloth that it looks like it was mummified. XD

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This. The mental image alone make me laugh; seconded!

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(Anonymous) 2011-02-16 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
During a discussion, Ezio is offended that Leonardo would shop at K-Mart, when Target is "obviously better". Leonardo gets pissed, and yells that he bought all of Ezio's underwear from K-Mart.

Ezio nearly has a cardiac arrest.

Please, anons; make this happen!


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Oh, wow. WOW, anon! I just choked on my own spit, haha. SECONDED.


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Old prompt

(Anonymous) 2011-02-16 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I saw this prompt on the previous meme, and since other to read I doubt anons really go there... I'm reposting that prompt here cause I read it and went "Yeah; I need that."

This is the prompt:

Looking at this has to be illegal somehow. I'm craving some young!Alty and Older!Malik?
Must be pre-Master Altaïr - he still has his left ring finger.

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Well actually, this anon is filling a prompt from the first part of the meme at the moment, but this one is so good it deserves to be reposted. C8 Seconded!

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I know, I know

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I'm not helping the situation with the unfilled prompts vs. the filled ones, but this has been plaguing my mind for weeks now.

Richard/Altair--ever since Altair suddenly swooped into his life Richard hasn't been able to keep his mind off of him; the grace, the deadliness, and the downright physical prowess has the king of England fantasizing and pleasuring himself.

Alternative plot line: After the Crusade has ended Richard returns to Arabia to seek out the assassin who changed his life. He finds Grand Master Altair and becomes so aroused by his display of power and authority that he ravishes him in his office regardless of who might walk in.

Anons, I will do anything for you if you fill this for me :'D


(Anonymous) 2011-02-16 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
This is FUCKING AMAZING, and is not going to get out of my head.

This is how I'd do it.

The more I think about this, the hotter it is and the more it fucking WORKS. Especially if mostly from Richard's POV and more true to the historical Richard than the game one. If I were to write this I would have no dialogue between them, or very little. Richard spoke French, I think. I'd have it so they can't speak each other's languages much, but find other ways to communicate. I forget how this was handled in the game or who speaks what language, but fuck.

I want to see Altair casting confused but mysterious and smoking hot looks from under his hood while he tries to figure out wtf Richard is about. I want Richard all dark-ages and fascinated by the Holy Land and by Altair's understanding of awesome science/philosophy stuff that England hasn't yet dreamed of. I want them encountering each other without words - the lion and the eagle. I want Richard bigger and heavier and stronger and 12 years older, used to wearing heavy armor and shit, but having no idea about stealth. Next to Altair, all light and fast and graceful and FUCKING DEADLY. I want them SPARRING, GODDAMN, WITH HUGE FUCKING SWORDS. Competing and pushing each other beyond their manly limits. Each impressed by aspects of the other. Altair surprised at Richard's speed. Richard surprised at Altair's strength. Neither willing to let the other best him. Blood in the dust as sparring turns to fighting. Then finally the tension reaches breaking point and it's pure unrestrained hard rough sex on the ground that's over in seconds. The first time. And the second.

And then, they wash the blood and dust off each other's bodies and take their sweet fucking time.



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Mr and Mrs Smith AU

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Only with Altair and Malik (OR Maria, if you want to go het)!

Basically, Altair and Malik are married/life partners and their marriage is slowly falling into a rut of mundane BORINGNESS. They are perfectly loving in their usual catty way, but the spark is going out and all they do is work, work, work.

But what they don't know is that they are both Assassins for the same company (that eventually wants to off them both), so, like in the movie, Altair is sent to kill Malik and vice-versa, without exactly knowing who their target really is. Then the rest of the movie happens or, if the writer wants to deviate from it they can, lol. I just like the scenario.

Bonus snippets/ideas/points/hnng:
- violent sex after shooting up their house
- sarcastic pet names (*bang bang* "Oh, hey, I missed you there, sweetheart.")
- Marriage counselor. "Ask us the sex question again."
- Malik finding out that they were both there during a past mission that resulted in Kadar's death and the lost of his arm. May or may not have been Altair's fault.
- gun sharing, clip/ammunition exchanging, reloading from each other's pockets and holsters.

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Masquerade Orgy

(Anonymous) 2011-02-16 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
From the "Oh fuck yes please" comment thread: It's like their mask fell off at a masquerade orgy or something.

This anon got such a hilarious mental image that now she wants to see Cesare at one of these things during Carnevale, absolutely mortified when his falls off. I want to see him scrambling to pick it up and trying to pretend nothing happened.

Bonus points if his and Lucrezia's fall off. XD

It can be smutty or cracky; it's all good.

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lol I totally made that comment and I'm elated that it gave rise to such a spectacular prompt.


May it never change...

(Anonymous) 2011-02-16 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Brotherhood Ezio explores the Apple's abilities before sealing it away, and brings Fedrico from the past from that night on the church tower.

Fedrico is alarmed and distrustful of the suddenly older Ezio, saying the cold, hard (lol, old) man could never be his younger brother.

Will Ezio send him back right away, or try and persuade his brother that nothing is true (and maybe even that everything is permitted? ;) )

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Long-time-posting-about-this-anon here!

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