I can't believe no one's requested this [that I know of] but here goes. :/
Altaïr is so used to doing menial tasks [aka collecting flags] that when Malik tells him to go find a Needle In A Haystack as a form of GTFO MY BUREAU NOVICE, he literally tries to. When Malik discovers this, he becomes an uber dick by playing along and even places a single needle in a haystack surrounded by Templars.
Sorry if this is too specific but I just want something with that age-old Needle In A Haystack and Malik being a dick. I want lulz, dammit. :c
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Altaïr is so used to doing menial tasks [aka collecting flags] that when Malik tells him to go find a Needle In A Haystack as a form of GTFO MY BUREAU NOVICE, he literally tries to. When Malik discovers this, he becomes an uber dick by playing along and even places a single needle in a haystack surrounded by Templars.
Sorry if this is too specific but I just want something with that age-old Needle In A Haystack and Malik being a dick. I want lulz, dammit. :c