Mild spoilers to Brotherhood. Sort of. Not really but just in case y'know
I suddenly got this idea. There's not much privacy in the Sanctuary, right? Because I imagine its just that one room with the statues and that's it. So obviously Desmond doesn't really have much of a chance to beat off or anything in there. So after a while he just gets sick of not getting any release at all, and he goes out of the sanctuary, finds himself a nice alleyway (or anywhere really) in Monteriggioni, and just masturbates there? 10 minutes, done.
Bonus if Lucy tells him to come back through the ear piece while he's doing it. Or even better, if he runs late and Lucy decides to send someone out to find him (cough-Shaun-cough). Cue rough alleyway sex?!?
Desmond masturbating in Monteriggioni
I suddenly got this idea. There's not much privacy in the Sanctuary, right? Because I imagine its just that one room with the statues and that's it. So obviously Desmond doesn't really have much of a chance to beat off or anything in there. So after a while he just gets sick of not getting any release at all, and he goes out of the sanctuary, finds himself a nice alleyway (or anywhere really) in Monteriggioni, and just masturbates there? 10 minutes, done.
Bonus if Lucy tells him to come back through the ear piece while he's doing it. Or even better, if he runs late and Lucy decides to send someone out to find him (cough-Shaun-cough). Cue rough alleyway sex?!?