Someone wrote in [personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme 2011-02-14 12:13 am (UTC)

Hahahahaha, if someone fills this, I will do a tribal dance

One day, Altair walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey: Got any grapes?"

Malik said, "No, I don't have any grapes; I only have lemonade, you dick."

(You know you want this.)

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