The driveby!anon from before would just like to say thank you verreh verreh much for this lovely bit of crack. I loved Desmond's internal monologue as he tried to talk himself off the ledge, and his complete helplessness at resisting his urges was delicious. Also, fabulous job describing the cake. Sounded good enough to fuck eat. XD

I will be giggling about the phrase "cake rapist" for days to come. <3