"Merda! My balls!" Ezio cried, falling to his knees with a look of pure horror on his face.
"Oops," Petruccio smiled nervously and Federico laughed beside him, ruffling his youngest brother's hair.
"Don't worry, fratello, Ezio will recover," Ezio glared at him in response to the statement, teeth grinding and fists tightening.
"Tell that to my poor balls." He held up the bits of blue rubber, "I told you to be careful, Petruccio," his resolve weakened at Federico and Petruccio's combined puppy looks before crumbling entirely. "But I suppose I can always buy some new ones," he ignored their grins of triumph.
---- I'm sorry, OP :'D I really couldn't help myself with this one.
Mini(crack!) Fill
"Oops," Petruccio smiled nervously and Federico laughed beside him, ruffling his youngest brother's hair.
"Don't worry, fratello, Ezio will recover," Ezio glared at him in response to the statement, teeth grinding and fists tightening.
"Tell that to my poor balls." He held up the bits of blue rubber, "I told you to be careful, Petruccio," his resolve weakened at Federico and Petruccio's combined puppy looks before crumbling entirely. "But I suppose I can always buy some new ones," he ignored their grins of triumph.
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I'm sorry, OP :'D I really couldn't help myself with this one.