Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.2

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.2
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Part 1
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Part 5
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minifill (yes it ends there)

[(Anonymous)]

“This is a terrible movie,” Malik hissed in his ear, but only after yawning for the seventh time in the past sixty minutes. Altair reached into the paper tub on his lap and nodded to where, seven rows in front of them, a young teenage couple was clearly enjoying the experience a considerable degree more than they were, which might have been why Malik neither stopped nor tried to dissuade Altair from chucking salty pieces of over-buttered popcorn at their heads.

“They don't seem to think so,” Altair answered, popping the next piece into his mouth and chewing noisily.

“That would be because they aren't watching it,” Malik explained, raising a brow at him over the rim of his glasses. With a long-suffering sigh, he took the large soda from the end of the armrest and noted, with distaste, that Altair had bitten the end of the straw flat yet again, so when Altair leaned over to pluck it from his hand, Malik purposely turned away and held it out of reach, until his sipping turned noisy as the last drops of cola struggled to climb up the length of the straw.

“You are such a jerk,” Altair griped, outstretched arm dropping down across Malik's waist in defeat as his chin bumped into the other man's shoulder.

“You're the one who dragged me here,” he reminded, dropping the cup back into its holder. The ice clinked around inside the empty container, and Malik shoved Altair back into his side of the seat with his shoulder. Stubbornly, Altair clung on, one hand on the back of the seat and the other hooking around his waist, until finally, with a huff, Malik gave up and settled against him with a frown. “Halfway across town to watch this movie where nothing has happened in the past hour.”

“It's a date,” Altair whispered, grinning in a way he probably thought it was charming. Malik just rolled his eyes. (It was, a little.) “Nothing has to happen. We're supposed to enjoy it just because we're in each other's company, or something.”

“If this is your idea of a good date, I think we're through,” Malik responded flatly.

“Only because we're probably going about this the wrong way. Last time I checked, we weren't supposed to be assholes to each other.” Altair tightened the circle of his arms, forcibly pulling Malik closer, and nodded at the young couple in aisle D again. The hand that had been resting on the back of the seat loosened and raised, nudging Malik's face towards him with a gentle bump of knuckles against his cheek. “Or maybe we should just follow their example and see if things pick up.”

Altair's nose still bumped into his glasses when he leaned in, and Malik smirked as the younger man pulled back just enough to cross his eyes and glare at the offending obstacle. Ultimately, Malik tilted his head for him. “Did you choose the back aisle on purpose?” he asked, kissing him once and pulling back with a grimace when he tasted salt and butter on his lips. “Ugh. You taste fat. How much flavoring did you pump into that?”

“Shut up, Malik,” Altair groaned, chasing him forward. “Clooney's only going to be doing nothing for another forty-five minutes, so hurry up and ki-”


[a/n: Sorry, I really did not enjoy 'The American' at all. :)]

Re: minifill (yes it ends there)

[(Anonymous)]

Cloony's acting aside (never seem the American but I've yet to see a bad Cloony movie (Batman and Robin nonwithstanding)) this made me very happy and giggly and smily and all that good stuff. This is really the only way I can imagine a date between these two would go; a good bit of bitching and fighting before they finally shut up and reminded themselves they were on a date.

Just adorable <3

write!anon

[(Anonymous)]

Unfortunately, I wouldn't say it was Cloony's acting that did The American in, since his role was believable - it was more the fault of the writers.

Still, thanks so much for enjoying it!

Re: minifill (yes it ends there)

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding the comment about it being utterly adorable. ♥