asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
( Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Desmond Miles and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief

(Anonymous) 2011-06-17 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I was watching this movie recently and now I want an AC version! It doesn't have to be more than just one scene, but I need it. Please anon.
Some ideas for characters:
Percy - Desmond
Anabeth - Lucy
Grover - Rebecca
Luke - Shaun
Hades - Vidic
Zeus - Altair
Posiden - Ezio
Percy's mom - Leonardo

I prefer slash, but I'll take anything really.

Re: Desmond Miles and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't think I needed this- but damn do I ever.

This prompt played in my head just now.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-18 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so...

After the events of AC1, where Altair is grandmaster and all that. And Malik is his right hand man(?). Some remaining Templar infiltrates the Assassin hideout and murders Malik while caught off guard and other assassins as revenge to what happened to Al Mualim and the other great Templar men.

Altair finds Malik's sad, beaten body lying in his own room and he goes apeshit and murders every remaining Templar meanies. But not like a silent kill or anything, he literally like.. massacres them all. Drains them of every last drop of blood. Hangs multiple of them from a tree, whatever something like that.

Basically, i just want to see Altair UNLEASH EPIC HELL AND RAGE.

bonus bananas if Malik was still alive at some point (maybe Altair found him unconscious accidentally before?) and they find each other which = hot smut.

Re: This prompt played in my head just now.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-18 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god. Just... oh my god. SECONDING.

Captcha: detsirsh judicial. Why yes, captcha, there will be a death surge due to Altair's judgment.

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AltMal smoking fetish

(Anonymous) 2011-06-18 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
So a little bird on tumblr told me that historically, assassins would smoke hashish before going on a mission. Anon has a total smoking fetish, so really wants to see Altair smoking at Malik's bureau. Malik watches and finds himself enjoying the sight/curious/joining in (totally up to writer!anon).

Bonus points for smoky kisses, blow jobs as Altair relaxes, etc. Messy smut is always welcome. Please anon, make my dream some true! :3

Re: AltMal smoking fetish

(Anonymous) 2011-06-18 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon are you me? I've been meaning to post something similar to this for a while. Also it probably would have been smoked through a hooka sooo.... instant class.

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The Flags and the Templer

(Anonymous) 2011-06-18 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
So i got my 1000/1000 in AC1 and i need to celebrate it.

Give me a story with Altair being all happy and proud (and tired/annoyed) after either collecting every single Flag or killing every Templer or maybe both?
Don't care, just let me celebrate!
Throw in some Malik and i will give my first and second born to you writer!Anon

Pretty please? With sugar on top ~

Re: The Flags and the Templer

(Anonymous) 2011-06-19 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda reminds me of this picture

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Mal+Alt - Creeper gaurds

(Anonymous) 2011-06-18 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So I was dinking around playing AC1 and I had gotten pushed, back first, into a Templar knight and like 5 guards where all over me.

My mind couldn't help but dwell on how it looked like the guards were feeling Altair up for a second there.

Okay so, prompt time.
Altair gets cornered by several guards (maybe a few Templars get thrown into the mix too?) and they seem to be paying the wrong kind of attention to our little eagle. (well, any attention from the guards is bad attention I guess.)

Normally Altair could fight them off no problem, but due to the sheer volume of them and the location (backed into a corner) they grab at him and snatch up his sword/knife/hold him down. They then proceed to molest the hell out of him. Luckily Malik shows up before anything too bad happens but the damage is done; Altair is severely freaked out.

TL;DR- Guards and Templar knights molest Altair but Malik shows up before they go too far. Altair is traumatized.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-18 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Every time those guards grab me, I turn to my brother and say, "That's probably the most action they get."


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Poor Des

(Anonymous) 2011-06-19 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I feel bad (so so bad) for suggesting this, but it won't leave my mind.
And, while the start of the prompt may sound vaguely like an Altair/Maria prompt earlier, it is not.
Alright. So, most of Desmond's ancestors have been assassins, right? But that doesn't mean all of them were rainbows and kittens.
And now for why I feel so so bad for prompting this.
Desmond relives not only Altair and Ezio's memories in hallucinations and dreams, but other ancestors too. One of which was a rapist who impregnated one of his victims. Desmond views this memory (from both sides) and wakes up, promptly freaking the fuck out.

Oh God, I am a horrible person...

Re: Poor Des

(Anonymous) 2011-06-19 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
OP here. Just wanted to add a few things.
1) I would like this prompt to focus on the aftermath/Des's freak out.
2) I may have been a little vague. I want the memory to be of the night that Desmond's ancestor was conceived. Kind of like the Alt/Maria scene in AC:II, but flipping sides.

Bonus Points
- Desmond is physically ill from the dream/memory.
- Upset Luce/Becca/Shaun because Desmond didn't mention he was hallucinating more than just Alt and Ezio.
- One or more of the team mates that Des woke up comes out with a weapon.

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But Desmond always knows...

(Anonymous) 2011-06-19 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
As the Animus starts to reveal the true sexual nature of Ezio and Leonardo's relationship to the assassins, Desmond starts to see what Ezio wanted to hide thanks to the Bleeding Effect. What he finds is cruel, heart-breaking and abusive. While Ezio wished to keep his sins hidden, Desmond struggles to reveal the truth with his friends. After all, Desmond will always know...

Re: But Desmond always knows...

(Anonymous) 2011-06-23 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know why but damn, I want this. I must be a sucker for abused!Leo or something. I AM SORRY!!


(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Altair finally crumbles underneath the guilt of Kadars death, Maliks cruel words and his treatment by the other assassins.

He pretty much thinks he deserves it after what he's done and the thought of dying seems more and more appealing as the days go by.

So basically, suicidal guilty!Altair.
If you could throw some physically abusive!Malik in there I will love you forever.

Re: Guilt

(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, geez, I would take this up, OP, but this anon is currently working off her depression medication for suicidal thoughts. This would not be a good prompt for me, but I really want to fill it.

Why is this prompt luring me? ;A;


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(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I just really need some of this pairing in my life all the sudden. There was some last meme and now I think there should be some in this one. Help an anon out?

Don't really care what it's of; unrequited, fucking, suspicious brotherly love, cuddling, fluff, all of the above, just do it anons!

Re: Malik/Kadar

(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh I want this;;


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(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
So, for a con, I cosplayed Reaver from Fable 2... and at that time I had just beat AssCreed 2 and was halfway through Brotherhood... So, seriously everytime I saw an Ezio I ran over asked for a picture and a hug! It was amazing!

So, now I have a hankering for Ezio/Reaver!

I don't care what you do, I just really need this!

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Reaver was absolutely my favorite thing about Fable III so I'm seconding this as hard as I possibly can. I'd fill it myself if I didn't already have several claims!

AU Kadar/Sibrand

(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
High school or college AU, please. Smut is preferred, and extreme, extreme bonus points will be given if Sibrand is very nervous and reluctant, but Kadar calms him down and talks/leads him through it.

Re: AU Kadar/Sibrand

(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the crackiest pairing I've never heard of. Why do I want it so badly?

Seconding like mad.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see enough AltairDesmond around.

wise&protective!Altair having a nice bonding moment with Desmond in an AU setting, brotherly/romantic-WHATEVER.

I just want to see more of Des interacting with Altyyyyy~

(Anonymous) 2011-06-23 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes please ): There hasn't been a lot of AltDes since AC2 came out.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
My request is rather kinky, because - sex, and angsty, because - 2deep story. And kink meme wouldn't be kink meme without kinks right?

So I'd love for it to start with your typical Malik's unrequited love for Altair. So Al Mualim's dead, good, Altair's Grand Master now, great (unless it's an AU), but then Maria shows up. That's bad. Now besides all the obstacles that Malik had to deal with on daily basis (his desire being taboo, self-esteem perhaps etc.), the woman is just another proof that there will never be anything between him and Altair. This hurts Malik alot. He's broken - it would be awesome to see the hurt he is experiencing.

So now comes the kink part. Malik knows or accidentally meets a person that resembles Altair a lot (If it's AU, then Desmond/Ezio is fine too). And Malik now has come to the point he's really desperate and gathers some dirt on this man or already has something gathered from informants. This is the tricky part. He blackmails this guy to have sex with him.

The kink is I want Malik to be the bottom, though he wouldn't allow the blackmailed guy to stick it in. He might look like Altair, but he isn't him. Instead he fucks it between ass-cheeks or the thighs.

As for how story continues I don't really care.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not a fan of songfic's but this song here:
just refuses to leave my head.

I need a Altair x Malik based on this song please.
Don't care if Writer!Anon makes it a songfic or just uses this song as an inspiration, just please, make it happen.

OP would like to request some angst but the rest is up to the writer.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow this is perfect for them I hope someone fills this.


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The Horse of Leonardo

(Anonymous) 2011-06-20 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon has been obsessed with Leonardo da Vinci ever since as a young girl in an art class that she unknowingly used a technique da Vinci invented ("shading"/mixing the layers for a certain effect using fingers instead of brushes). He's been Anon's hero and went nuts when he appeared in AC.

So I'd like to see something on "Leonardo's Horse" ('s_horse) He obsessed over it, he did hundred of horse studies in his notes (and basically forgot about the rider), and when the giant clay model was destroyed by the invading French, he sorrowfully wrote "I will speak of the horse no more". Not only that, I'd like to see Charles Dent's modern horse as well (the one he built in da Vinci's honor. Exactly off the sketches using the techniques da Vinci came up with).

Does Ezio comfort Leonardo in his sorrow after the clay model is destroyed? Is Leonardo's ghost somehow present when the bronze horse is gifted to Milan? Does Desmond sneak away one night to visit the horse?

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Oh, hello, nerdy prompt. I am going to fill you. Does OP mind Ezio/Leo?


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Altair/Malik Cooking AU

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can't stop thinking about this, mang, i just can't. I thought about this plot when i washed the dishes earlier AND IT WON'T GO AWAY, KINKMEME.

Altair and Malik are in a relationship and had just moved to a small apartment together. So, one day our angry rafiq decides to take up on doing duties around the kitchen. Since he can't wash the dishes or clean up that easily with one hand, he tries out just cooking simple meals. It turns out he can't, because of Altair making fun of how he messes up and joins in the wrong ingredients.

I just want to see Altair troll Malik around for how he can't do cooking well.

10 points if Altair distracts Malik by tickling his weak spots.
100 points for Altair teasing and groping him all around.
my first born child to you if Altair distracts Malik and it suddenly turns out into a dirty make out session~

thank you.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
You have this writeanons full attention. Claiming like a burning!

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Night Club Walk

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Altair had this night club walk that made grown men feel underage...

Basically I want Malik to notice exactly how much Altaïr sways his hips when walking. (It's a lot, if you haven't noticed) I want Malik to not be able to STOP noticing how sexy Altaïr's walk is.

Basically kink is a consuming obsession with a small physical detail (Altaïr's homgdropdeadsexywalk)

Sex or not is ok. I just want a very descriptive look at Malik's obsession.

Malik having to run off and rub one out after seeing Altaïr walking down the hall or street or something would be hilariously hot.

Please Anon. I need this. D:

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Me and my bro cannot stop loling at how Altair's got the full-on *~*~runway~*~* walk.

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Red vs Blue! XD

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Red vs Blue Season 9 is finally out. We're on the 2nd episode, actually, and holy fucking shit, Monty Oum is fucking awesome! \o/

Now, looking for pure crack here. Assassins as Blue Team, Templars on the Red. Make me laugh until I cry, anons!

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Really there's a new season!? SWEEET!!!

Also seconding since this is one of my fave series and I think they would be fucking amazing at this. I mean seriously? Altair as Church; priceless as fuck.

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(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Now, I was reading a wonderful fill ( where something was mentioned. A Malik, Altair and Kadar threesome, with Altair on the bottom because, as Ezio said in the fic (referring to Malik+Kadar), "You mean dicks—I can guarantee they are not the assholes."

I will love the anon who writes this forever. I will give them my soul/firstborn/etc if it includes shower!sex.

That is all.

Desmond/Altair, in that order

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
This anon is needing more aggressive/badass!Desmond in her life. Would prefer if it wasn't an AU or anything, but maybe just some straight up Desmond going at Altair, who happens to be pretty damn charmed by his descendant. PLOT TOTALLY NOT NECESSARY.

Seconded with the force of over 9,000 boners

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck yes, I need Desmond dominating the fuck out of Altair in my life.

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Bianca Riario

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
She grew up. She filled out.

Foul-mouthed as her mother, lethal with a blade. She joins the Brotherhood in Roma.

Hilarity (and badassery) ensues.


(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason (be it in a dream, through the Apple, etc. doesn't matter) AC2!Ezio meets Revelations!Ezio (or Brotherhood!Ezio, I don't mind). Young!Ezio thinks how cool he will become while old!Ezio is amused by what a reckless brat he used to be. It all ends with old!Ezio fucking young!Ezio through the mattress. :D

Re: Oldzio/Youngzio

(Anonymous) 2011-06-22 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Unf, please. <3 Selfcest is amazing. And with Ezio, it's even more so. Seconding so hard.

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Ezio's past comes to bite him in the ass

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I have been thinking about all the guards that Ezio kills throughout his life. There's probably hundreds of them, if not thousands. The game presents them uniformly as cruel people who are acceptable targets, but let's assume (for the sake of the prompt) that some of them were good men working to feed their families and preserve the peace.

One day Ezio kills one such guard and orphans his son - also probably doesn't even remember doing it. The son grows up and goes to hunt his father's murderer, infitrating the Brotherhood as one of Ezio's recruits. Will he kill Ezio? Would he be so taken by his leadership ability that the choice to do so becomes an agony? OP is not opposed to slash at all, with the son both being in love with Ezio and wanting to avenge his father at the same time, etc.

tl;dr: The son of one of the guards Ezio kills grows up and hunts down his father's killer, become one of the Assassin recruits to infiltrate the Brotherhood, possibly falling in love with Ezio despite his desire to avenge his father. Tragedy ensues.

Re: Ezio's past comes to bite him in the ass

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS. Holy mother of- Seconding this like there's no tomorrow.
Writer anons out there please! ;A;


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Assassin's best friend

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon is sad today. My dog passed this morning (and where best to cheer myself up than the kinkmeme?? :D) so I'd love to see our assassin boys -or girls- with furry companions. Or feathered. Whatever works :) Maybe Desmond makes friends with a stray while on the run? Or one of the songbirds decides to stick around after Leonardo frees him?

I just need something cute and fluffy to cheer me up :3

Re: Assassin's best friend

(Anonymous) 2011-06-21 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I have filled many such prompts. Care for them?

Kitty cat assassins:

Assassins with pets:


OP here

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Glasses AltMal AU

(Anonymous) 2011-06-22 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
This kink will not leave me alone so I just had post!

I've got two scenarios for this prompt but either will do.

Malik has glasses but only uses them for when he's reading/watching tv/laptop etc. He's busy doing an essay on his laptop (with glasses on) and Altair, although he's seen Malik with them on plenty of times, just can't keep his eyes off sexy Malik and dem sexy glasses. And being the troll he is, Altair decides to distract Malik from his essay... que Altair fucking Malik with his glasses on.


Malik is doing work/reading/watching tv etc and Altair, trolling again, decides to swipe Malik's glasses from him, which of course pisses Malik off because without them he struggles to see clearly, so before he snatches them back from Altair he has to do a double take because Altair has put them on and looks dayum fiiiine. Malik can't keep his eyes off him (although he tries not to look) and Altair knows exactly how this is affecting him so refuses to take them off. Altair ends up teasing Malik, making him flustered, which leads to either intense making-out, blow job or full on sex.

Either scenario would be good (although I'm leaning more towards the second) unless you can come up with something better! They sounded way better in my head...

Whoever takes this can have my firstborn! And some my second if they include steamed up glasses. LOL.

Re: Glasses AltMal AU

(Anonymous) 2011-06-22 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I need to write this. Like... right now. Glasses is such a huge kink for me, as is Altair trolling Malik :3


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Take a Breather (1/2)

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