asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
( Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Not very happy ending

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
This has been plaguing me for too long!
Malik is gay and Altaïr is his very straight best friend. Malik is secretly in love with Altaïr who is now getting married with a woman. Of course Malik feels jealous because he should be the one Altaïr loves above all.
What I want is that in some way Malik manages to sleep with Altaïr. And at the morning Altaïr is furious at Malik and says he is not invited to the wedding anymore. Friendship broken and heart broken Malik.

tl;dr Maliks sleeps with his straight best friend who then is furious at Malik. Friendship broken.

I am terrible, aren't I? Long and specific prompt :/

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Wow that is really sad and I love every moment of it. Seconding; hard.


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you guys rock

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I have been reading Oliver Bowden's Let's Plays novelisations of ACII and Brotherhood, and it has made me appreciate you guys and your fills even more.

Every fic I read, I can tell the writer really loves the characters and wants to capture or interpret their personality in a way that Oliver Bowden just doesn't seem to care about. Anons, you really love what you're writing, even if it's a quick-and-dirty PWP minifill you banged out on your ipad when you were supposed to be doing algebra. The fills here come alive in a way that makes reading Bowden's stuff seem like shuffling through sawdust. And for the prompters - even if you have never filled, not once, I adore you too, because I have written so many things I wouldn't have written without your awesome prompts.

So, just, thanks for being awesome, and keep it up. :D

Re: you guys rock

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
Anon, I legit just got all teary-eyed.

Thank you. You're an angel.

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.....Blood of a Slaver?

(Anonymous) 2011-07-02 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
As a man who thinks everyone can be reasoned with, Talal the slaver was very upset when Altair did not listen to his persuasion. So, he tries again to get through to him, this time locking Altair up in a set of irons ( and promptly either teases, sucks, or fingers (or some combination of the three) the assassin until he gets off.

Would prefer that this be dub con in the manner of 'What the hell are you doi--oh. Well okay then.'

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I second this like whoah.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-03 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Malik's son is also Maria's son.


(I am totally okay with an OT3 Altair/Malik/Maria or Maria cheating on Altair with Malik. Whatever. I'm not picky at all, I just really need to read this.)

(Anonymous) 2011-07-03 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
[[here's a quick little something!]]

Darim, Maria knows without a shred of doubt, is Altair’s son. She’d quickened with him less than a year after coming to Maysef and the child had been heavy in her belly when she’d stepped into Altiar’s office and seen two dark heads bent to each other in a kiss that was in no way brotherly.

“You think I traveled in Richard’s Crusade and not known of men who lie with each other?” Maria spat at them, angry at the deception. “Been a part of the Templars, who did not deny that such could be? Are you going to set me aside now, that you have what you wished from a woman?” Fury built up in her throat, closing off more words, she’d been so sure that Altair was not like her first husband, caring only for the product of her womb…

It was Malik though that stayed her from flight, his good hand holding the door shut. “We have not bedded together,” he said, eyes meeting hers squarely. “We were rivals once and cared only to out-do the other. Then… I blamed him for the death of my brother. This thing between us is new.” He looked over towards Altair, who was still stricken and silent at the desk, eyes fixed on Maria. “And it was ill done of us to go so far and not think of you.”

She was not quick to forgive entirely, but Darim had been a trying birth and Maria discovered Malik was a bastion of strength and an ally in convincing Altair to leave off studying the Apple. The friendship that had been strained between them mended… and grew.

It was possible that Sef might have been Malik’s child. Four months before her second child was conceived, there had been a warm night with Darim fast asleep in his nursery and the three of them comfortable and more than a touch dizzy with date wine and a water pipe. Maria had laughed at a joke from Malik lying relaxed into the curve of Altair’s arm and she’d leaned over to kiss him. The warmth of his response startled all three of them.

The morning after though held no regrets save for the wine-head.

Most people remarked that Sef took strongly after his mother and if Altiar thought the boy might not be his, never gave any sign.

Tazim though? Tazim she knew was Malik’s child. Altiar had gone to Constantinople to see about planting a branch of the Order there and she and Malik had comforted each other during his absence. She concealed the pregnancy with the aide of her son’s nurse, Dimah, for there were those in the Order that might use the child as a weapon to harm Altair and his leadership. Dimah announced that she was the one carrying Malik’s child, and when Tazim was born, only Dimah was in attendance… or rather, only Maria in attendance to the nurse’s delivery.

He was dark of skin and eye, and so like his father in every way, there was nothing to hint at the truth. She sits and watches her sons play together and then gets up to show them the right way to hold a sword.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-03 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Anon wants to go to a club. Somewhere with sex educing music, lots of alcohol, and Ezio&Leo dry humping in a corner.

Leonardo/Desmond c:

(Anonymous) 2011-07-03 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Leonardo is brought, by apple shenanigans, to AC2 era Desmond.

Why isn't this like any other 'Leo in the future' prompt?

Because the apple transported Leo before</> they were about to have sex, and since Desmond looks Ezio enough, Leo proceeds to fuck Desmond's brains out.

Plus points if Shaun and/or Rebecca is watching through a doorway/hidden corner of the room. :>

come on anons, I know you can do eet! (preferably more hardcore than your average smut hahahaa)

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-03 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! Please let it happen in the Sanctuary at Altair's feet!

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Different Clothes, Almost Same Names

(Anonymous) 2011-07-03 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Fail!Anon would like to request this for an Artist!Anon:

Malik dressed as Marik from Yu-gi-Oh [and maybe vise versa],

with Kadar dressed as Kadaj from Final Fantasy VII [and maybe vice versa],

just so that way I can have even more trouble keeping the names straight. maybe have their reactions as well? I can't imagine Malik enjoying Marik's clothing.

Re: Different Clothes, Almost Same Names

(Anonymous) 2011-07-03 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you talking about good Marik or Yami Marik? Because despite the fact that in the show both versions are only called Marik in most (or at least a very large amount) fanfiction I've seen the good half is acctually called Malik and the dark is called Marik.

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Brave Leo

(Anonymous) 2011-07-03 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember when Leonardo said bravery was not his strong suit?

Years after Leonardo saying that, Ezio gets into a bit of trouble. Leonardo sees this and attempts to distract the guards long enough for him to get out of there. It succeeds and Ezio gets away but Leo gets caught and interrogated. Violently. When Ezio comes to save him he is momentarily stunned seeing how beaten up his best friend is and how, even though he could probably die if he doesn't, still won't tell them anything about Ezio. Cue Ezio remembering Leo saying he wasn't very brave and now fondly thinking he's a liar before jumping in and beating the ever loving shit out of the guards who are beating on Leo.

You could make it slashy if you want, but I'd prefer if they just friends and had an epic brolationship that we all wished we had. Don't even deny you'd love to have a best bro who would take hits just to keep your ass safe. :|

Bonus points if during the beating Leo looks like he's about to give up info only to make one of the guards come close enough and spit in his face.

Re: Brave Leo

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You haven't played the downloadable content, have you?

I second this.

Damn, that just took me five min to write. Damn fake nails.

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Assassin's Creed/Dragon Age: Origins crossover

(Anonymous) 2011-07-03 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I just finished another DAO playthrough (Alistair y u so awesome and adorable? ;A;) and now I suddenly have the mad craving to see some Ezio/Alistair. Alistair IS a Templar after all ;) hurr bad pun. I don't know how it would ever work and I don't care, I just really want to see it happening. I dunno, maybe the blast that happened when he killed the Archdemon carooned him through time and space into Italy, instead of killing him like it was supposed to. I DUNNO.

My two most favourite and hottest pixel guys together even though they're from different games? Fuck yeah!

No non-con please. I prefer Ezio on top because he's obviously the more experienced one when it comes to sex. Massive bonus points if you work Leonardo in there - not necessarily for the sex part (won't object to it though) but... I dunno, maybe Ezio brings Alistair to his workshop or something.

Make it happen please~! ;A;

Totally inappropriate

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure how it is on other platforms, but in the PC version of the game, you press "e" to interact with shopkeepers etc. This, of course, is the "head" button.
It amuses me constantly that you have to give everyone head before they'll acknowledge you.
Crack!fic please?

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's probably a similar setup on all platforms - on xbox, Y is the 'head' button.

Oh my goodness, Altair or Ezio (or Desmond) just walking over to someone and just, "I'mma give you head now, m'kay?"

Letting Go

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
This is probably similar to other prompts. I apologize in advance.
I've seen too many fics that fall along a similar plot:
"I am going to tell my best friend I love them today!"
"Oh, hi best friend! I am engaged/moving/some other scenario that would prevent an easy relationship."
"Well, I guess I should keep quiet."
*Time passes*
"Screw it! Best friend, I love you!"
"I love you too! That relationship/move/other was to distract me from you! We could have been doing this forever!"
*Big happy mating ball of fluff*

Please. Like that happens, at least, as frequently as fiction would imply. I want a fic about an unrequited love that stays unrequited. Perhaps an awkward confession that leads to awkward times, possibly even, "What the hell? I don't want to have a friend that I know lusts for me!" times.

Though, possibly not the confession. I just want an actually unrequited love, and the person trying to get over it.

God damn it, kitty. Quit making me pet you while I type!

Silly OP here

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So I didn't notice the prompt at the top of this page. Silly me. If I had, I would've added this earlier.

The person suffering through the unrequited love in no way hit on/molests/etc. the object of their affections. The only obvious show of their affections (unless they just suck at hiding) is a confession, if anything.

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protective Ezio ROAR

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is just a quick minifill will do, Anons...

Ezio & a random novice in combat, surrounded & outnumbered. Ezio had not wanted the novice in a dangerous situation so soon in his training and is all protective and stuff, maybe even tries to avoid a fight. But violence ensues, the novice takes a hit and falls over motionless. Looks like he's been killed, causing Ezio to go all ROAR YOU KILLED MY APPRENTICE and ragekill the rest of the guards.

But, the novice isn't dead, just paralysed (poison), he sits up after a while and then Ezio is all embarrassed that he would've seen him totally flip out over his "death" :D

Re: protective Ezio ROAR

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It was supposed to be simple. Get in, get the papers, get out. Intel had only put three guards in the entire building. He wouldn't have brought Rocco with him if he'd known it would be like this.

That was how Ezio managed to get backed into a corner. The kid was only a novice, not trained yet in dealing with multiple enemies. Hell, the kid was barely old enough to be out on his own. Ezio knew he could have been gone already, could have fought a path through the guards and escaped through the window just across the room. That would have left Rocco open, though, and damn it Ezio had sworn to the kid he'd protect him. Ezio did not break promises.

It was during a quick lunge to catch a guard in the throat that one of the other's fired a dart at where he used to be. The dart sailed harmlessly past Ezio, only to dig into Rocco's chest. For a moment, all Ezio could hear was a grunt of pain and a few labored breaths.

When Ezio turned his head, he saw Rocco, sinking bonelessly down the wall, still.

After that, all Ezio saw was red. The one guard who fled would later tell anyone who listened that the assassino was no man. The guard swore up and down that the man was a demon, for no human could kill that savagely. The guards that came to investigate the carnage would agree.

Rocco would later tell anyone who listened that the maestro was, in fact, human, and prone to not paying attention, for if he did, he would have noticed Rocco never stopped breathing, and would have noticed him get up, halfway though his rampage.
Lame fill is lame. Thought I'd try anyways.

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OMFG hot...

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
It is summer. It is hot out. Anon over here is sweating her but off.
This makes anon wonder: how did the assassins, in all thier bulky clothes/armour keep cool? Anon is only in light PJs and is stripping from the heat.
Cue prompt: I want a random assassin (Altair/Ezio/some recruit?) overheating and strippig to try and cool down. Of course, Murphy's law kicks in and of course someone walks in, leading to either "Oh god awkward!" times or "I never notice how nice a body you have... *drools*" times. Either or.

Tl;dr - an assassin strips to try and beat the heat and gets walked in on.

OMFG fail...

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Prowler is made for smut?

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
This is a direct copy paste from the ACBroho multiplayer entry for Il Lupo (Prowler) describing one of his killing moves.

"The Prowler approaches the front of his target and stabs his switchblade into the stomach of his target, while simultaneously using his other hand to pull the target further into the blade and leaning into them to insert it in further. Then, withdrawing the blade, he gently pushes the target to the floor."

Can Anon have this? Only in a sexual way instead of a murder way? I just like that combination of descriptors. Makes me wonder if AC wiki writer/editors write for this meme...?


Please make Il Lupo fuck someone (preferably someone male but I'd take Fiora in a pinch) in this manner with no switchblade death just cocksmut plz. Make it happen anons!

Re: Prowler is made for smut?

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Unfunfunf, I need this so bad like you wouldn't believe. Seconded with the strength of 5,000 ladyboners.

There's no way they don't have a few kink meme-lurkers in their midst.

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I might be being a bad anon...

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
So, just went trolling through part 2 of the kink meme, and saw an old prompt that never got filled. The original prompt is Malik learns about Altair being abused by Maria, but Altair won't do anything about it because he loves her/the kids.

I'd like to build on this. Modern AU. Malik and Altair were army buddies until Altair screwed up (anon's choice whether or not modern medicine saves Kadar/Malik's arm). Due to the screw up, Malik is honorably discharged. Having seen enough violence, Malik decides to teach (self defense? Kindergarten?). Through his new teaching job, Malik meets Altair's kids, and through them, Altair. But it is not the Altair he once knew. This Altair is far more subdued. Cue nosy Malik figuring shit out.

So long...

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I remember that prompt! XD Too bad nobody filled it. I like this expansion idea! I wish I could fill this for you, anon.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Anything with the boys in suits! Business suit? Awesome! Tuxedo? Smexy! (Totally humming the Barney Stinson Suit song. XD)

Make it fluffy or smexy, just have Suits!

Here's some pics to give inspirations drool over: (this y!gall pic should work b/c it isn't mature rated. Lemme know if the site won't let you see it.)

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Bah! Link fail again!

Use this one for the pic I found on y!gall:

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
I regret nothing!
Tazim resembles his father a bit too much. And he's the only person who can help Altair cope with his grief and losses.

False Identity [Minifill, 1/1]

[identity profile] 2011-07-04 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you don't mind angst, OP.

It's in the nose, Altaïr surmises as it bumps against his own, their breath mingling between their faces barely half an inch apart. The way it juts and curves; and at the end the tip has the same angle. His nostrils are smaller. His eyes are darker. The tone of his skin is lighter – though that is from age. Yes – it is the nose, that is what reminds Altaïr so vividly – so painfully – of Malik when he gazes at Tazim.

The same husk of his voice when tired, too. The similar, though all too quick to spill outwards and unrestrained and loud compared to the chuckle his ears were accustomed to. The mouth is less wicked but just as full and hot.

Of course there are differences more blinding than those. The length of his hair, the lack of a scar on his left hip which Altaïr had spent hours lavishing attention to and the presence of a left arm, perfectly whole and muscled and there.

Sometimes, on nights like this – the heat between them suffocating and awkward and wrong – he'll choke on Tazim's father's name; muffle the curl of an 'l' in his fist instead of the buzz of a 'z', and pray the young man behind him doesn't hear when he leans over and mouths Altaïr's shoulder. And when he is on the verge of climax, muscles as taut as a bow string and sanity threatening to leave him, he can swear there are five fingers not ten gripping his hips or in his hair or scratching down his back.

But then he comes around, cock slipping from his hole, come leaking over his thighs. And when Tazim lies beside him, breathless and dazed, it's him and not Malik.

That is painful.

He falls asleep sated but not satisfied, a restless heart still tearing within his chest. The grief, at those moments, is just as strong and overwhelming as the first moment he felt it; all-consuming.

But he's a trap, Malik's son. The same come-hither gaze and, occasionally, when he snaps, the same sarcasm and bitterness in his tone are tempting and impossible to resist. And they kiss. And they fuck. And each time that Altaïr feels closer to Malik in orgasm, he feels further away in spirit.

He slides his tongue into Tazim's mouth and shuts his eyes to the limb that mocks him, curled over Tazim's lap.

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Malik's son is actually adopted

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
The thing is - I just can't see Malik with a woman. The fact that all of a sudden he is supposed to have a son now annoys me.
I'd like a story in which Malik finds a small orphaned child - maybe he reminds him of Kadar when he was young - and takes him in as his protégé and then finally adopts him.

And because it happened before: I respect your opinion if you think Malik and a woman is great. Just please don't come here to start a discussion based on that.

Re: Malik's son is actually adopted

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I agree so much with this sentiment. I... kind of want to fill this. Only question - would OP mind if I ended up throwing a little bit of Altaïr in? Personally... I just can't see Altaïr laying with a woman and... impregnating her. :|

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Leo on his deathbed.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want it to happen either, anons, but we knowa it's gonna happen and I need depressing Leo action right now to save me from the shit that Bowden considers 'writing'. I want emotions, I want tears, I want the whole fucking package.
I want Leonardo to be in France on his deathbed, after having sent a messenger to Ezio, just waiting for the man who'd saved him so many times before. But on a particularly beautiful morning Leo wakes up, realizing Ezio's not going to be coming back to him anytime soon.
Anons, I know you can do it. Lots of authornons have managed to get me bawling. Do not disappoint.

Re: Leo on his deathbed.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I kind of love-hate you now because the prompt already made me cry ;_;

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Golden [1/2]

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Ezio moping after getting the everloving hell kicked through him, gets some mentorly advice

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
young!Ezio fucks up or miscalculates in some tactical way and ends up taking a horrendous beating that shakes his confidence, a lot, because someone has to come to his rescue.

This could be really short, and slash is not necessary. Just a snapshot or vignette type thing where he's wandering around wherever he's recuperating, all despondent and battered and limping, and someone older (Maybe Mario...but it would be cool if somehow make it Lorenzo de Medici) explaining that no, he's neither invincible nor infallible, but nobody is, and that he can learn from this.. maybe giving a story of a fuckup of his own.

It would be extra levels of awesome if this is told from the older's perspective and that person is shocked at how beat up Ezio looks but also at the dramatic change in his personality and hastens to get him to pull his shit together.

Yes, it's another h/c request anons, but I just need some please...


(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
In my opinion, Tazim is the only good thing to come out of The Secret Crusade.

So, after Altair regains his Grandmaster status and Darim returns to Masyaf, I want Tazim to confront Darim about leaving his father and the Brotherhood in a time of need - with all the subtlety of an A-Sayf. Darim, never to have been on the receiving end of such a tirade, is stunned and somewhat humbled. After that he continues to accept whatever criticism Tazim throws his way and at the same time wants to get closer to his father's new second-in-command. Whether or not Darim confesses his feelings and if Tazim returns them is up to anonwriter.

Bonus points if Altair notices whats going on and reflects on his own similar feelings for Malik.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-08 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
I-I'm going to start filling this tomorrow/later today, anon!

Curses, I have a growing thing for Altair and Malik's sons.

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Cesare/ Petruccio!

(Anonymous) 2011-07-04 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I need this so bad you don't even know... but I've been craving it for so frickin long! I don't care what anon does... just want some sort of plot... and tomes smut... and Petruccio is a power bottom... the rest is up to you!

Re: Cesare/ Petruccio!

(Anonymous) 2011-07-05 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
YesYesYES thank god, I'm not alone in my weird ship here.

Seconded like barking mad

Cesare/ Petruccio! OP

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-05 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's the 4th of July. I don't care about pairing (het, slash, or whatever) or setting or anything, I just need some adorable snuggling on a blanket watching fireworks.

Re: Fireworks

(Anonymous) 2011-07-05 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Would you mind lots of American pride with those fireworks? :3 This anon is a HUGE patriot. And I could see Desmond and Rebecca getting totally into it, and Shaun thinking, "WTF? Stupid Americans."

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Flash, Boom, Bang.

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Flash, Boom, Bang. 2/3

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-05 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
So I just played through the Brotherhood mission where you have to rescue Lucrezia Borgia's actor lover, and Ezio doesn't actually kill Cesare's minion. And now, for some inexplicable reason, I need me some Ezio/Micheletto. Never seen it requested, but in my head it would be HAWT.


(Anonymous) 2011-07-05 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
seconded so hard. meme needs moar Micheletto

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Ezio/ The Smuggler

(Anonymous) 2011-07-05 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio is chasing Lia de Russo through the baths, the exhaustive pursuit has some "steamy" results, eventually leading to hot bath house sex!
Bonus if Ezio comments on her " bodily features" *coughasscough* during the chase.