asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
( Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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I see dead people.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-21 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
So, this anon wants an AU where Desmond did not grow up Assassin. He can still run away, be a bar keep, but he is not an assassin.

So due to non!bleeding effect resons, Desmond sees dead people. They are not hallucinations, just the ghosts of the dead that no one else can see.

Ghost!Altair and Ghost!Ezio are welcome. Non-related ghosts are too. Just Dessie dealing with seeing dead peeps.

*insert ghost noises*

Random thought... Voyeur!ghosts who don't know Dessie can see then doing it in the middle of the sidewalk?

Re: I see dead people.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-21 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Or better yet, Altair and Ezio being voyeur ghosts doing it in the middle of the sidewalk together thinking Desmond can't see them. Desmond can masturbate to them since... well it's not like he can touch them anyway. Then Lucy can walk in on him and he can sound insane rambling about Ezio and Altair are there, hur hur hur, haha.

Erm... nvm, lolz! Anyway, nice idea, it'll be interesting if someone actually fills it, it's got a weird 6th sense kinda vibe.

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I See Dead People

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the Night Angel

(Anonymous) 2011-07-21 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure how popular Brent Weeks' books are, but I cannot look at this cover ( and not think of Altair.
So, Assassin's Creed/The Night Angel Trilogy crossover?
It would be nice if you used Altair and Malik, but to be honest I'm ready to leave it all up to the writeanon.

Re: the Night Angel

(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god!!! I love that trilogy!!! I've read them a million times over! I SECOND!!!

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-21 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
In part 2 of the kinkmeme, there where prompts of our fellow assassins involved in food fucking.

Ezio and pasta
Desmond and a delicious cake

but i have yet to see Altair and a bowl of...


bonus cinnamon bun cereal if Malik didn't walk in on him but knew about it all along

CAPTCHA request dishiin
captcha knew it was gonna happen, too


(Anonymous) 2011-07-22 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
>food fucking

Is this...what I think it is?


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Why hello there...

(Anonymous) 2011-07-22 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
yaoi.y-gallery. net/files/preview/7/75/758491-20110107160009.jpg/ saynomore%20-%20AltKadar.jpg

Theoretically should work (sans spaces of course).

But this. This.

Story plz?

For those that can't/won't follow the link - Kadar does a leap of faith. Altair is Already in the hay. It was not accidental.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-22 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
The link doesn't work, actually. I get an error image. But I think I know the pic you're talking about.

Maybe this link will work, if it's the one you were trying to access:
(It's not rated as mature, so it should show up for everybody!)

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-22 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
So, Modern AU. Kadar has come home with a new friend - a guy a few years older than him named Altair. Malik becomes the overprotective big brother, while Kadar and Altair laugh, because Altair's more interested in Malik.

Or they laugh because Malik doesn't realize Altair has his own apartment they could go to...


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(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
God yes please. Either of those options sounds fantastic!

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Malik/Altair smut: hot missions

(Anonymous) 2011-07-22 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
After a while Malik notes, that Altair is easy to arouse when he comes back from his Missions.

So one day, as Altair drops exhausted into the cushions in the bureau, Malik teases him about that.
Of course Malik proves his point, as Altair denys it.

I'd love to see bottom! Altair.

Filled! Hard Rreturn. [1/2]

(Anonymous) 2011-07-22 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
It had taken him slightly aback when he noticed it...

Altaïr's erection. Malik guessed that it should be called Altaïr's post-mission erection.

It deformed the line of his breeches, which had been stained with blood just as an aside...

His tunic had been stained with blood as well and also the fingers of the incomplete hand through which his hidden blade pierced.

The target must have been quite a gusher...

But the erection... It was so honestly there that Malik had just blinked for a moment, knowing that his eyes were obviously and noticeably trained on the apex where Altaïr's thighs joined his body, just tracking over the length of it, so clearly outlined through his gray breeches, his tunics having fallen open across his lap as he sat down with a tired huff.

He seemed unaware of his own state of arousal, leaning back against the wall and closing his eyes and Malik began to think he was imagining things... was it perhaps a coin pouch, but kept inside? Or could it have been a different kind of weapon concealed in this strange place? Curved as it was up along the crease of one thigh...

"Malik..." Altaïr's voice was so sudden an intrusion into Malik's brief fugue that the Dai jumped, gasping and dropping the rolled parchment he held.

He had hurried away to avoid further questions saying only that he had quite forgotten to seal his ink well.

That was not the last time it happened.

And it wasn't just after his Assassination missions either. He would go out, run around collecting things or assisting people who were being harassed in the streets and killing city guards... It was the killing if it was anything...

Altaïr had shown in the past that he could be a bloodthirsty indeed.

It was well so long as he did not stain his blade with innocent blood. Malik could not say even if the man was aroused from the killing or simply from the surviving; the escaping; the returning...

"Altaïr... You are in quite a state..." He smirked this time, instead of darting away as he had before, He had determined that he was not in fact fantasizing Altaïr's heavy erection, it was not a coin pouch or any other thing than what it appeared to be.

Altaïr was hard as iron inside his blood-stained breeches, fresh from the slaughter and glassy eyed as he looked up at Malik, saying nothing but coloring in his cheeks much to Malik's amusement. He decided to press a little more, teasing. "You return from assassinating a Templar, or from butchering the city's armed pacification force, straining your breech-laces and reeking of death and lust... Is it the blood that does it for you? Or is it something else? And why do you ignore it?"

By the time he finished Altaïr was furiously red in the face, sitting ramrod straight in the cushions and looking as though he might just bolt for the roof exit rather than have to answer. But it then came over his face.

That smirk.

Malik swore under his breath.

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Hate Sex

(Anonymous) 2011-07-22 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
So we all know that Ezio and Vieri hate each other, loath each other. Which is why they're perfect for this.

Ezio/Vieri, hate sex, because I want to see Vieri paired with someone else not Federico.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-22 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, I know who you are Anon!
Seconded because this needs to exist.


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Oh the crack! :D

(Anonymous) 2011-07-22 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Caterina Sforza/laVolpe. I ship these two so badly. I would prefer it to be sort of romantic, but anything involving the two of them works for me.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-22 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy fucking god yes please. There need to be more weird pairings in my life; like this one.

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Wishes and Desire

(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
You know when you're half asleep and you get those crazy ideas that you can't help but put down on a piece of paper and then flop down and smother your face into your pillow? Yeah, that was one of these moments.

So to sum it all up? Two words: Altair, Genie.

I want Altair with that whole "Genie in a Bottle" theme here. Either he's been buried in the sand for hundreds of years, or he was placed in a tome to "watch over it". (CoughAlMualimCough) So here is the "must/can have/has" list.

1) Altair can be in a bottle (classic) or the apple (not so classic)
2) I wanna see different people get a hold of the apple. Al Mualim, Robert de Stable(sp?), Malik/Kadar, Ezio, Leonardo, Desmond, Shaun, or even Lucy. Take your pick.
3) Altair MUST wear a, for lack of a better word, belly dancing costume. (a mix between these two? top- http://i00.i.aliimg. com/photo/v0/111319768/Handmade_ Professional_Belly_Dance_Costume_Outfits_Egyptian. jpg bottom- http://farm3. 2476/3760818617_26880cae79. jpg )
4) Altair MUST have at LEAST a womanly body, a seductive/sexy/appealing voice, and/or be a complete tease. (I would rather enjoy all three!)
5) Smut is welcome (but not forced)
6) Instead of 3 wishes it's however many you want.
7) Altair still has Eagle Vision (it's just his natural eyes instead of anything special)
8) HAVE FUN!!! (use other stories, movies, games, animations for help if you want. Just remember to give the creators credit! ;D)


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(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Lol. Double post~ But I love it!!!! SWCOND!


(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 03:52 am (UTC)(link)

Dunno if anybody knows the series of Boogiepop, but it pretty much amounts to this:
The Towa Organization has plans to control the world, and they hope to achieve this by using an alien they caught that looks nothing more than a highly evolved human. They experimented on the alien, and began creating "synthetic humans," people with supernatural abilities (most were derived from experiments on children when they were admitted to a new hospital.) Boogiepop is a personality that surfaces in certain people to protect humanity from organizations like Towa. His most common "host" is a high school girl named Touka Miyashita, who retains no memory of when she shifts to Boogiepop.
(Really edited down, if you want more info go here:

My prompt is this, Des is the fortunate or unfortunate host of Altair, a guardian of the world that has been surfacing more and more recently because of Abstergo. Desmond's friends (as many of the characters from the games as possible, but Malik is a must) begin to notice strange things happening in their city, and that Desmond simply disappears for long amounts of time. Eventually, Malik sees Desmond taking out some Abstergo agents and learns of Altair's personality, and how Desmond blocks all memories that deal with Altair.

Malik ends up helping out (and is also a badass at fighting Abstergo), but eventually learns that while he'd been part of the experiments Abstergo had been performing on children years ago, his accident and loss of his arm had actually saved his life. What he also learns is that a much younger Des had been possessed by Altair for the first time, and is the one responsible for the injury.

The format of Boogiepop has all the scenes all scrambled up, so while you read, you jump from the present (usually set after the conclusion of the story), to the past, to several months into the future, then back to the present, then to ten days before the present, and back into far past.....and so on. This isn't necessary for the fic, though. If you wanna do it that way, go for it! If it's too confusing, that's alright too.

tl; dr: Desmond is possessed by Altair, a spirit that guards the world. He doesn't remember anything while Altair is in control. Malik finds out and helps him fight Abstergo.

OP: Boogiepop

(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Crap, forgot to mention:
Desmond eventually should learn about what's going on. And he somewhat resents the relationship that Altair and Malik have. (He's got a crush on Malik. XD) And Desmond isn't a wuss, Altair doesn't give Desmond's body any special abilities, so Desmond can do all the stuff that Altair can. So, after Desmond learns, he also ends up fighting Abstergo when Altair isn't possessing him. And Malik is impressed, thinking that everything was Altair.

If any pairings come up, I prefer that Altair tops, but Desmond bottoms.

Any of the other Assassins can also be part of the group that Abstergo experimented on, and maybe end up helping Desmond, Altair, and Malik?

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Modern AU wanted

(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Specific prompt is specific.

Malik is from a traditional, conservative, Muslim family. His parents left the Middle East to escape war and political turmoil and he was raised very traditionally with his brother. His parents even have a fiance for him waiting in the wings when he's old enough to get married.

Then he goes to college.

I think you all know where this is going.

Of course he meets a lot of new people, including the eccentric, mysterious, total liberal and bit of a jerk, Altair and at first doesn't know what to think of him before coming to the (horrifying) realization that he's gay.

OP has a terrible desire for super conflicted Malik about his sexuality and hopefully some guilty sexy times with a guy he hates/loves. Please. Please?

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Something for Embers?

(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon is lucky enough to be attending comic-con this year with her brother. Yesterday, I visited an Assassin's Creed booth and I got to see the long trailer for Assassins Creed: Embers (a short animated movie being released along with Revelations), not the little teaser that doesn't tell you anything!

So, my request is for something involving this trailer, if you have seen it or can find it on YouTube or something (because I looked again when we got back to the hotel and I couldn't find it).

The longer trailer shows Ezio with his family, which I am guessing to be Sofia Sorto by her looks, and an unnamed daughter, so this obviously would take place after Revelations (since he has a daughter, yeah?).

So, Anons, give me something sweet, d'aaw worthy, or even something sad. I just want something for this!

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-25 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
This would be cool, as I saw the long trailer while watching comic-con on G4 the other day. Sadly, I am a terrible writer. I can't find the trailer again myself either, so hopefully someone will see it and write something! I'll look forward to it!

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It's NOT a LIE!

(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I get a something that has to do with baking? Possibly cake or even muffins?

The Cake is a Lie, but come try my cookies...

(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
So... um... yeah...
Takes place just after you first meet the Assassin crew...
"Where's the kitchen in this joint?" Desmond asked. It was 4 pm, and he hadn't eaten since breakfast. He was starving.

"Downstairs, thee doorway to the right of the stairs," Rebecca said. "Grabbing a snack? Bring me something too!"

When Desmond got to said kitchen, though, he was dismayed by its contents. Nothing but Kraft Dinner, Chef Boyardee, and other pre-made food.

There wasn't even ground beef. He had been living on the run and still had ground beef. This was unacceptable.

Rummaging through the cupboards, he found sugar and peanut butter. Better than nothing.

The fridge had some eggs, and they were still good.

A quick glance at the peanut butter to confirm the recipe and he got to work.

It didn't take Rebecca long to become curious and hunt him down. She found him with his sleeves rolled up, up to his wrists in cookie dough.

"Really Desmond, your hands?" was all she said as the attempted to snap some batter.

"Well if the hideout had beaters, I would be using them," Desmond said as he blocked her. "Make yourself useful - try to find Chipits."

"Some what?"

"Chocolate chips. Or peanut butter chips, but I doubt you'll have those, considering the sad state of this kitchen."

"Who died and made you kitchen guru?"

"Do you want cookies?"

"Shutting up."

Desmond was right in doubting the existence of chocolate chips, or any kind of chips besides the potato kind. Unfortunately, they would have to do without. Good thing that the hideout actually had milk.

After about five minutes of the cookies being in the oven, Lucy came down to check up on them. She found Rebecca and Desmond sharing stories about being raised as assassins. She stayed to listen in. It had nothing to do with the scent of cookies that was slowly filling the room.

"Is anybody here planning on doing some actual work today?" Shaun asked as he entered the kitchen. The cookies had just finished, and Desmond was trying to find oven mitts.

Even Shaun shut up for a moment when the cookies were finally ready to eat.

The vote was unanimous. No one was allowed to touch the kitchen but Desmond. Ever.
I just see the assassins like starving college students - they don't care what they eat, as long as it's somewhat edible.
Desmond does not approve.
It ain't a cake, or even muffins, but it's baking.

Those cookies exist. They're on the Kraft Peanut Butter label.

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are all my ideas being sent to screening??? o.O


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Why are all my ideas being sent to screening??? o.O


(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
DOUBLE POST WEEEE!!!! (or my computer is messing up again...)


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Survivor's Guilt

(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So, we all know the story of Solomon's Temple. We've even seen seen some variations on it. Kadar survives, Malik got thrown out, etc.

I haven't seen it where Kadar got thrown out, though...

So, yeah. Kadar got thrown out of Solomon's Temple, Alty and Mal are left inside. What happens next? You decide!


Re: Survivor's Guilt

(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Anon, you have captured my interest. I'd love to see where someone could go with this.


Crossover, once again

(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2/Assassin's Creed.

Sex, actual plot, one-shot, multichapter, humor, tragedy, adventure....
OP is fine with everything just.... just let me see some MW2 and AC together.

Wishes and Desire

(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair as a Genie. (more than 3 wishes plz)
- Altair was sealed within the tomb of his previous master.
- Altair must fill ONE of the following: Womanly figure, seductive voice, and/or a tease (OP would like all 3 though)
- Altair's "Uniform": top= http: // Outfits_Egyptian.jpg ---bottom= http://

OP!: Adding a little Something-

(Anonymous) 2011-07-23 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
- I want to see other people's reactions from him appearing. Other people means: Leonardo, Malik, Kadar, Desmond, Ezio, Al Mualim, Robert, even Shaun.

- Altair could be trapped under the sand until someone stumble upon his bottle? Apple? Or, he was sealed within the tomb of his previous master because he didn't want to "share" him.

- Can I have a bottom!Altair if there's smut?

- Altair be oblivious to everyone's reactions to him.

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From my Side of the Family

(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
M'kay, people have heard of Ubi stating that Ezio and Altair aren't related. And people are flailing over this. I've never been one to completely follow canon anyway, so while it irritates me, it isn't a big deal. Just one more plot point that I can play with. Des is related to both, and that's actually all that matters to me.

But I just got a cracky idea from this wonderful tidbit that Ubi graced us with.

Des either suffers from seeing his ancestors through the Bleeding Effect, or the modern crew finds immortal!Altair and immortal!Ezio, doesn't matter which. As Desmond begins to grow in skill as an assassin, and being all badass in his own way, Altair and Ezio begin to each take credit for Des being all awesome. Cue the fighting and snarling, with Des in the corner trying to ignore his crazy ancestors. (If you go the immortal AU route, maybe the two brag separately to Lucy/Shaun/Rebecca and the fights start that way after hearing the info being discussed by the three? IDEK.)

Be as cracky as you want, or as serious as you can make it. Pick your poison and make me laugh!

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I call bullshit on them.

Case and point, copied (with only editing to add emphasis) from the AC wikia on Domenico Auditore, the founder of the Auditore family:

"Dante then showed him the Codex written by Domenico's ancestor Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, which Marco Polo had acquired whilst visiting the court of Kublai Khan.[1]"

Though the prompt does amuse me. So I will second it. I just don't like the idea of them being canon!not-related... MY HEAD CANNON WILL NEVER CHANGE!!! DX

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Now that Ezio and Altair are no longer related I DEMAND LOTS OF SEX FROM THOSE OF YOU WHO OBJECT ON GROUNDS OF "EW".

Or you know, any Ezio/Altair bones you can throw this OP, my lovelies. It can be anything so long as it's not AU. Just keep it in universe.

Thanks :)


(Anonymous) 2011-07-26 03:32 am (UTC)(link)

...and that whole not related thing still isn't flying by me for some reason. It's not that I'm particularily upset about it but I'm still not convinced, waiting patiently for Ubi to go "Trollolol just messin' with ya guys, we actually had a plot twist up our sleeves this whole time" or something to that extent.

But anyway, getting back to the prompt. I always support more Ezio/Altair so I second this! xD Might have to maybe throw in some fills if I have the time OP.


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...I don't see mine :(


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You are not alone fellow anon. It is frustrating me as well.


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(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
So this perverted little idea has been floating in my head for a few days...

Grandmaster!Altair of course is fairly pampered, and has a thing for virgins. He takes many to his chambers - girls and guys - and notices that while each seems uncomfortable at first, they all eventually begin to love it (even though in his mind, surely there's nothing less enjoyable than having something in your ass?!). Altair gets to thinking, and realises that he's never partaken in that particular act on the receiving end, making himself a virgin of sorts. And naturally, when he gets curious, he can think of no one he trusts to make him enjoy it as his virgins do as much as Malik.

A little awkward convincing and Malik obliges him (maybe he'd secretly considered it?). Over a few sessions, Altair goes from discomfort and awkwardness to being able to come hard from just having Malik inside him.

Bonus points for a few sessions (these can just be quick mentions if it's easier ^^;) in which Altair doesn't come, but soaks his belly with precome as Malik fucks him. What can I say, messy sex is awesome xD
Extra bonus first born exchange points for sex ending when Malik comes, regardless of whether Altair is satisfied, because Altair starts to instinctively thank of Malik as 'Master'. Extra lulz if he ends up subtly submitting to Malik sexually and otherwise.

Anon, I realise this is a long prompt, but oh my god, all my boners. OP has knowledge of how to make chocolate cake icing that looks like the cake from portal as reward.

So much want...

(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So... Virgin!kink, manslut Altair, and deflowering!Malik... Want. So bad.

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Ezio to the rescue!

(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)

Can someone please write a short Ezio/Leo fic relating to that awesome Doubleleaf art of Ezio and Leonardo jumping off a cliff and their both holding on to the parachute?

Referring to this pic here--->

It can be serious, romantic, a little cracky etc
though Fill-anon if you can make this ezio/leo and with smut sex as a reward to Ezio for his successful,daring rescue

I will give you a shit load of loving and hugs on my end <3

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Filled here, despite being extremely late. Way too much fun to pass up. http://

Shower sexy times

(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I recently came to the horrible realization about this meme.

We've had no shower sex in this meme.
Bath sex yes perhaps... but no shower sex. And we call ourselves a fandom.

Anons, I am disappoint in us it took 3 parts for this to be prompted (unless it has been cause I didn't see it).

Preferred pairing Alt/Mal.

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It has been prompted (by me, somewhere around pages 10-15 on this part).

Not quite just as blatantly as "shower sex now" but it's there. I still want it...
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AdhaAltair, can has?

(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So this anon is obsessed with the song In Other Worlds by Azam Ali. And it occured to her that in a way she can almost see the song as almost Adha-centric... and she also does quite like the AdhaAltair pairing. So would someone kindly write this pairing to that song?

Super Mini-Fill: Key

(Anonymous) 2011-07-24 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
He stands on a shore he does not recognize. Waves flow up to the sand and slink back slowly, making the beach groan with the lost hope of uniting with the silver-blue ocean. Fog obscures his vision, and he can smell smoke winding up to the sky peacefully. He walks, but the sand under his feet does not grit and grind; he is silent. The world, his world, is silent; no birds caw, no ships push against the sea foam. He is alone until he finds her, robes torn and hair splayed out like a plant’s roots, lying face up on the shore, unmoving. Dead. His heart throbs, and he runs to her. He has not cried since he was a child, but the salt of the sea and the salt of his tears mingle on his lips.

He holds her close, one arm and hand around her waist and clutching her back, the other lifting her head. Her eyes do not open. Her belly does not rise in the way he so admires, slow and soft and alive. Droplets gather on her cheeks and slide down, falling to the damp sand. He shudders and sobs and calls her name. Adha.

Her eyes, eternally rimmed with kohl, flutter open. She coughs; water that had been resting in her throat is returned from where it came. He sighs and presses his forehead to hers, smiling gently in relief. Without her, there was nothing for him. If she was gone, the world would fade as well.

Her arms wrap around his neck, and they are so close that they share their breath. He trembles. To be so near to her, to have found her safe and alive after so much blood had been shed, to protect her and have her forever – that was what he wanted. He would break his blade and watch his old life burn to ashes for her, if she asked him to. She smiles at him and murmurs his name, and that is all he needs. Altair.

He presses his mouth against hers. She can feel the nervousness in the shiver of his kiss, and she pushes his hood down and twists her fingers in his hair. So experienced in so many things, but love was not one of them. But he knows he loves her, and he knows that she is the only woman he could ever love, beautiful, radiant, flawless Adha. A golden sanctuary of everything he has ever dreamed of.

She moans. He lays her down. She whispers, and he collects her words with another kiss. She strokes his face. Their clothes are gone. He wants her. He loves her.

The world he has built crashes down, and the golden ember he lusts after so painfully disappears back into the core of the Apple. Come find me.

He is back in Masyaf, in his chambers. Maria sleeps next to him, not yet heavy with their unborn child. There is no silence here; crickets chirp, and the wind tousles the flowers in the garden sweetly.

I will.

I may or may not go further with this, OP, but here's this little drabble for now.

Prompt OP

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