asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
(Livejorunal) Archive
#2 (Livejournal) Archive
( Archive
(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
Part 4
Part 5
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Maria love

(Anonymous) 2011-08-03 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Maria/Altair I want to see Maria in a position of power over Altair. He could be tied up while she rides him dry, bent over his desk while she fucks him with a strap-on, as long as she has complete control. Altair has to enjoy it; having to run the brotherhood, looking after everyone, he has to let someone else take the rains every now and then. She was able to tame the 'Eagle of Masyf' somehow.

Plus points if Malik listens in.
Double plus points if Maria knows Malik listens, and makes Altair scream for him to hear.

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Oh my Lordy me, want so hard.

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Shaun and toys

(Anonymous) 2011-08-03 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know why the image of Shaun having a hot pink vibrator is so amazing, but it is. xD Could we get some Shaun/vibrator action up in here? I don't mind if he gets caught, is using it solo, with someone else.. I'm just dying to read this! Pretty please with a cherry on top. :3


(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 12:14 am (UTC)(link)

Um. Yes.

I'll just pop off and work on that, then.


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Malik/Altair, reincarnation

(Anonymous) 2011-08-03 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
So with The Secret Crusade taken into account, Altair and Malik are reincarnated into the 21st century with the same names, same appearance and personality, but they don’t know each other. All throughout their lives they’ve had little hints, the occasional weird dream, and déjà vu about their past life as Assassins, though it never really bothers them until one day when they run into each other on the streets or at a café or whatever, and get hit with an unexplainable feeling of recognition (and what they think is shallow attraction).

Cue confusion, being scarily familiar with each other, and the both of them trying to piece together some kind of closure from their 12th century memories – since Malik never got to find out what happened to the Order and Masyaf, and Altair had to live with the guilt of leaving Malik to die.

Also hundreds of years worth of frantic and bewildered I-don’t-know-you-but-I-miss-you sex would be cool too, but not necessary, lol.

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Everything about this prompt is amazing. Seconded.

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A flame can only burn for so long

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Malik planned to kill Altair as revenge for his brother, but couldn't bring himself to do so once the opportunity presented itself. This takes place some time before they exchange apologies in Assassin's Creed I.

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Oh God so much potential angst. Seconded so hard.

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Altair just loves watching fireflies.
Malik just loves watching Altair.

Re: FireFly

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeeess! NEED. Seconded possibly? Anon's a bit crazed right now. Teehee!

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Show Me Your Teeth

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, Anon wants a couple, any couple, fighting for dominance! Anytime, anywhere, any place! Dooo it! Anon will do a self fill, since none of these prompts get filled anyway... Some examples would be Altair and Malik, or Shaun and Desmond, etc. But there must be HOT ANGRY BOTHERED SEXY SWEATY MEN. Hahaha. Listen to Lady Gaga's song, "Teeth" to get the picture I'm pining for, or watch the music video...

Have fun! =D

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I want this SO MUCH.

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Jealous of an Animal

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Animals just seem to love Altair, but also seem to hate the other Assassins... Altair, however, just seems oblivious to it all while the Assassins seem to be a bit jealous of the animals...

Business AND pleasure

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
So, Shaunny boy's an assassin, who has likely been on missions before, eh?

I want to see prim and prissy Shaun being sent to a nightclub/bar/fetish joint to collect intel. Maybe it's a Templar hot spot. Maybe he's collecting sensitive information from another team. I just want Shaun immersing himself in it, blending right in...

God, why do they let me have Internet at 3am...

Re: Business AND pleasure

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Fuck. Yes. I've always imagined Shaun as a spy.


(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
After a successful assassination of particularly dangerous enemies, Altair and some other assassins have a little wine to celebrate.

Altair is a little aprehensive at first, but decides to share a drink with his brothers. However, Altair only gets a half a glass down before he is drunk and giggling insanely. The other assassins are stunned at first before drinking down more.

Malik goes to see what all the commotion is about and is stunned to see Altair completely off his rocker. Poor Malik decides to lead him off to bed, unhappily dealing with his drunken slurs.

Altair waking up with a hangover the next morning would be an awesome bonus.

If there's smut, I'd rather bottom!Altair <3

This prompt was inspired by some real life events. This anon can't hold her liqour either. She gets tipsy off half a glass of wine or drink and manages to wake up with a hangover the next morning XD

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Lol, the image I go from reading the prompt... I seconed! Because it's so F**king hilarious

The Hard Way

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
...Some things are better left forgotten after drinking. Lucy, Rebecca, Shaun and Desmond learned that one the hard way.

Minifill! Rough mornings

(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
When Desmond woke up, he couldn't have been more puzzled than the last time they drank to celebrate new year and had woken up almost naked and with the words "I am made of awesome" scribbled over his chest with blue body paint.

Today, he had awakened to a warm body pressed against his left... or was it his right?

"Oh shit"

With all the courage he could muster up he tried to remember the last night's events before opening his eyes and facing reality. All he could come up with was that it was Rebecca's birthday and she asked for some alcohol to celebrate... and got him a shitload of liquor and dared him to mix whatever he could, que an overconfident Desmond smirking and preparing drinks until the four of them -he'd lured Shaun somehow, but that was also not clear yet- got really, seriously drunk. "Stupid Desmond and your stupid abilities to mix margaritas and anything with liquor on it."

He yelped when an arm snaked around his waist and stopped just a little too near certain private area...


He was naked, and from the light smell of cologne and the firm and slightly-bigger-than-a-women's hand he deduced the person at his left was a man.

And then said man mumbled his name and Desmond's eyes shot open and neverminding whoever was on top of him, sat upright...

... That is, until a dull ache at his backside made him yell in surprise and terror.


"Would you be as considerate as to shut the fuck up and go back to sleep, Desmond?"

"Guys, I have an Abstergo-size headache here, mind shuttin' it for a while?"


Two pairs of eyes snapped open and the long-dreaded silence fell over the group sharing the same bed, covered only in blankets and a cold sweat.

Lucy covered herself, pulling the covers off a dazed, semi-commatose Desmond, who was being half-embraced by an equally shocked Shaun, who was being crushed by an oblivious Rebecca.

"This-- how? I--" The blonde woman seemed to be in some kind of breakdown, running her eyes across the room, wincing when she noticed the bundles of clothing thrown haphazardly all over the floor and furniture, the several bottles of beers and whisky, and some -dear Lord, what have we done- condoms hanging precariously at the bin's border. At least they used condoms, right?

"Lucy?" asked Shaun with a concerned voice, proceding to sigh heavily when the woman plopped unconcious on the bed. Then suddenly he felt something wet and cold rubbing on his abs, and shuddered in disgust.

"Becca! You're drooling!" He smacked said girl on the head, and she grunted and sat up groggily, "Oh for--cover yourself!" and then Shaun throwed a pillow in front of her, waiting for a reaction.

He was dumbfounded when Rebecca just observed her surroundings, raised an eyebrow at Lucy's unconcious body, smirked at Shaun... and pouted at Desmond, looking like a kicked puppy when she talked again.

"You fucked Desmond." And Shaun's face was burning with shame because, really, he wasn't even bothered because he fucked him, but because he couldn't remember it. "You fucked Des" she repeated, and looked as if she was going to cry "and I didn't recorded it!"

And then she got up and ran out of the room crying and whining and Shaun had to quirk an eyebrow.

There was a small noise at his right and he looked just in time to be straddled by an angry-shocked Desmond pointing an acussing finger at him.

"YOU!" yelled Desmond and smacked him almost mockingly on the cheek. "You raped me!"

Well, it was technically the truth, but seeing as there was no evidence...

"Listen, Desmond. I know either of us remember fully what happened yesterday." Shaun said, and with the subtlety of a snake gazed at Desmond's body. "So, I propose we forget all this happened, all right?"

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Desmond has a few inner demons that he wanted to stay hidden, but the others just won't listen.

Mini-Fill: Demons

(Anonymous) 2011-09-24 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
He managed to hold out until Sunday. When Lucy asked him if he was up to going into the Animus, he’d told her no and burrowed back into his sleeping bag. He could almost hear Shawn sneering at him, and almost see Rebecca’s disappointed shrug. They didn’t matter, though. He’d made it to Sunday.

At first, it was just the itching under his skin, like it had been since Thursday. He finally relaxed into it, and in the hidden safety of his sleeping bag let his dull nails drag over his biceps over and over again. After a while, the itch grew into the worm-wriggling feeling, and he pressed the heels of his hands against his eyes to keep the worms from getting out too soon. He could hear his feet twitching as the sensation grew more intense.

Next came the ringing in his ears, but he kept his hands alternating between rubbing his eyes and scratching grooves in his arms. Covering his ears would only make it worse; louder and higher pitched. The ringing didn’t last long and instead replaced itself with a buzzing hiss that was almost like static. He was probably writhing by now, though he couldn’t see himself in the sleeping bag.

A little longer and the twisting would turn into shivers. This was always the part that made him worry about getting caught. He grit and gnashed his teeth, feeling the urge to bite down in flesh fill him, the remembrance of sweat and blood heavy on his tongue. He bit into the lining of the sleeping bag, but it wasn’t enough, not nearly.

The shakes were probably bad by this point, and he could feel his throat working and his tongue forming sounds around the liner and the taste of blood. The buzz-hissing and the worm-wriggling were still intense sensations ripping through his body, and he could almost feel his fingers clawing at the sleeping bag surrounding him. He spared a thought to hope that the others thought he was having a nightmare. The truth was much more dangerous.

Shawn was the obvious target. He’d said he’d killed before, but he was obviously not a hand-to-hand fighter like the girls, and it would probably take far less time to bring him down and rip him open. The girls would of course try to kill him for it, or at least stop him, but that would be a terrible mistake on their part. He would tear the corpse apart and gulp down what he could. The rest would be mutilated, made undesirable to any other predators, or he’d have to guard it constantly.

“Desmond? Desmond, you need to wake up.”

Someone was shaking him, going for his shoulder and ending up pushing his head. He snarled and turned it into a snort. He pulled the sleeping bag back a bit and looked up at Lucy who looked and smelt so worried that he nearly couldn’t help baring his teeth at her. Quickly regaining control, he turned his near-grimace into the preface of a yawn.

“Hey, wha’s up? ‘S it Mond’y already?” He slurred, trying to keep his mouth mostly closed to cover his pointed teeth. Lucy smiled at him, soft and sad, and he wanted to reach up and snap her neck.

“No, it’s still Sunday. You just sounded like you were having a nightmare. Sorry I had to wake you.” Lucy apologized, and Desmond rubbed his eye with a fist clenched to hide his inhuman nails.

“’Kay. Guess ’ll go back ta sleep thun. Night, Luce. Thanks fer wakin’ me.” He slurred, wishing that he felt tired in the least.

His head safely ducked into his sleeping bag once more, he ignored Lucy’s departure and focused on trying to turn his legs back to human ones before he’d gone too far and his knees reversed. Explaining the sets of loud popping noises would be harder than it would be worth. He really didn’t want to have to kill them.

It’d been so long since he could do more than repress the change until he could hide out in a sleeping bag; a month since Abstergo picked him up, and a while before that since his last time. His thoughts weren’t normally so vicious, or the changes so intensely painful. He missed the freedom that had come with the change, how it used to feel natural and easy as compared to now. Now it was a nightmare.

Now a monster was trying to escape from under his skin. And he was getting so desperately close to letting it.

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The assassin's are facing their toughest hit yet. Rebecca Black. I wanna see the entire ass creed crew trying to take her down through out her 'Friday' video and failing. All the while La Volpe is watching from a distance laughing his ass off

Anons, you wish to do this prompt *preforms jedi mind trick*

captcha;sultutt corner I'm so maybe a slut in the corner *wink*


(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to see this if they actually succeed by the end.:D


(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
(Mostly because it's Shark Week)

Ezio meets a shark face to Face.


(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I just got an image of a shark lurking in one of the temples Ezio has to get through... (Like Octy!)

Ezio sees it and goes, "Screw this."


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A Ridiculous Disney Crack Fill. Mi displace.

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Subject 18

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly what it sounds like.

They were about to get rid of Subject 17, why not have a subject 18 already lined up?

Um... yeah. Either 1) Subject 18 in Abstergo or 2) Assassins snagged them.

One is more likely, since Lucy was their best mole...

Re: Subject 18

(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yessss. I love Subject X prompts.

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For Love is Whole. Unconditional. Total.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hate to add to the malik/altair that is vitualy the whole second half of part 3, but i
just couldn't wait!

It starts off normaly enough, Malik and Altair have an argument; then Malik says the line
"You are so stubborn Altair, when will you ever change"
and throws the apple at Altair's feet, instantly he falls into a comma.

Cue tearful Altair begging for forgiveness of motionless Malik, and Masyaf falling apart thanks to Malik's comma, as it turns out, the only way to wake Malik is for Altair to say the
"I love you, Malik. Wholy. Uncondionaly. Totaly"
weather or not he actualy DOES love him or not.

Maybe, Malik hears this line, and afterwords Altair feels guilty about lying to him and has to pretend to love him, BUT slowly, overtime, he begins to love him, and by the time sex errr... happens, he loves him TOTALY

filler may suffocate due to numbers of virtual kisses and hugs given out by this requester!

Re: For Love is Whole. Unconditional. Total.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sugary sweet fluff with a twist. I want.

Mixed Up

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Altair takes the role of a locked away princess... AU if you can't tell. Romance and pairing is up to writer!anon (if you want one)

Re: Mixed Up

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds similar to the Tangled prompt asked for a few pages ago, only without all the Disney baggage.
I love this idea; yes please SECONDED!!

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It's Cold

(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want some sharing body heat fic!

Modern crew end up somewhere extremely cold and snowed in while trying to stay under the radar. During their time there, Des ends up separated from the other three without the proper gear to survive in the cold (idek, maybe Des ran away because of the Bleeding Effect, or the Templars found them and they all ended up scattering.)

Cue panic during the search for Des before he dies of exposure to the cold. When Des is found, it's clear that he needs to get warm fast (hours since he ended up outside, fell in a river, idek - and there is a storm coming in! (any more cliches I can fit in here? XD))

I'd love to see Shaun/Des for this, but if you're more comfortable with one of the girls, that's okay too.

Re: It's Cold

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Cliches disturb and frustrate me, but this prompt does not. Someone do this!

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-04 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
While I love strong lead characters (Altair, Ezio, Desmond), I also love seeing said characters go through really bad situations. I love them, but I'm also mean to them.

With this in mind, I wanna see one of the three (or all of them if you want to go AU) being tortured for a long time before being saved. (This includes rape! *omgwhatswrongwithme*) Eventual h/c as well? *puppy eyes*


(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Consider this done, anon.
Lemme listen to some angsty music to get in the mood, and then I'll start writing.


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Thinking of you!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
This anon was listening to some older CD's, and came across the song Thinking of You by A Perfect Circle. This song is just made for the kink meme.

Check it out here: http:// www. youtube .com /watch?v=oJWM52RS7Cg

Just check out the lyrics anons!

Lying all alone and restless
unable to lose this image
sleepless, unable to focus on
anything but your surrender

Tugging a rhythm to the vision that's in my head
Tugging a beat to the sight of you lying
So delighted with a new understanding
Something about a little evil that makes that
Unmistakable noise I was hearing
Unmistakable sound that I know so well
Spent and sighing with a look in your eye
Spent and sighing with a look on your face like

Sweet revelation sweet surrender
sweet, sweet surrender

Tugging a rhythm to the vision that's in my head
Tugging a beat to the sight of you lying
So delighted with a new understanding
Something about a little evil that makes that
Unmistakable noise I was hearing
Unmistakable sound that I know so well
Spent and sighing with a look in your eye
Spent and sighing with a look on your face like

Sweet revelation sweet surrendering
Sweet revelation sweet

Thinking of you, thinking
Thinking of you, Thinking of you, Thinking of you, thinking...

Sweet revelation sweet surrendering
Sweet revelation

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Shit I haven't heard this song in years.


captcha is "tugger errors" What in the goddamn?! It knows whats being requested!

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Moar Teahouse crossover!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
In part 2, this anon asked for a Leo/Ezio Teahouse crossover (Teahouse is a whore-house free-read webcomic, mostly gay, all awesome)

It was filled beautifully ( http:// forkinsocket.livejournal. com/19704.html?thread=4031992#t4031992 ) but anon would like to see the Teahouse crossover revisited, with other pairings.

Free rein to writeanon as to who, but kink-wise, I'd like to see some power bottoming, and a nipple being pierced.

(The idea of Shaun/Des will not leave my brain, but seriously, anyone will do)

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Oh, Des as a power bottom. New kink here. *grabby hands* Please someone fill this!

Altair's Punishment

(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Altair is stripped of his rank, but instead of becoming a novice again and working to regain his position, he is forced to become a whore for the assassins. He's kept in a specific room, tied up and completely at the mercy of anyone who enters. The room should have several ways of immobilizing people set up in it (chains dangling from the ceiling, rings on the walls to tie him to, and maybe even some freestanding pieces), as well as toys/torture devices that can be used on Altair.

Malik, once he recovers enough, is given the first chance to vent his anger on Altair (the first time isn't sexual, more focused on torture.) And any time Malik is in Masyaf, he pays Altair a visit (slowly becoming more and more intimate with him each time.)

Between visits, Altair is horribly abused by the Al Mualim/assassins and begins to break. Altair begs Malik for forgiveness when he visits, but eventually stops. Malik at first is grateful for the silence, but finds that his anger is fading. Altair's abuse gets worse, and Malik begins to regret using the former-assassin the way he did (and guilt at knowing that even if he stops, others will continue to abuse him.) Soon, Malik's visits are the only kindness Altair receives.

I'm hoping for eventual rescue by Malik and the few assassins that didn't participate in Altair's punishment (Rauf should be part of this group), and then some h/c and Malik attempting to heal the damage done to Altair.

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THIS! THISTHISTHIS!!!! Epic angsty prompt is epic and angsty! Please someone claim this!

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Bruises and Bitemarks

(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'rd really like to see something using this song. -> I was thinking Malik/Altair would work nicely but other than that you can do what you want with this.

Once More with Feeling

(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Dose anyone remember that Buffy episode where a demon caused the whole town to turn into a real life musical? Well I was think was what if something happened with the apple that caused everyone near it to start bursting into song and dance routines all over the place.

I was thinking of it maybe being AUish and all the main chatrecters being there but if you think that's stupid I'm more than happy with you sticking to one timeline. Parings wise I like Desmond/Shaun Altair/Malik Ezio/Leonardo.


(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
So I was playing Brotherhood the other day and I came upon the Malfatto glitch in the main storyline (the one where he lets you just beat him up and stuff and doesn't do anything). I had a lot of fun with it, but while I was tackling him and all that my friend yelled "TROLLIN' MALFATTO" and I could almost hear the textspeak "LOLOLOL" at the end.
Anyways, sorry for wandering off there, back to the original prompt.
I want any of the Assassins (Ezio, Volpe, Recruits, etc) to just annoy the ever-loving shit of a Templar. (Although, I could honestly see Volpe doing this better. That man is such a douchebag sometimes. :T)

It Feels Like Dying

(Anonymous) 2011-08-05 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Any pairing, but for the sake of clear reading let's say Altair/Kadar AU. Prompt;

Altair and Kadar get to know each other and both have a crush on the other. Kadar is more open with his emotions, Altair is more worldwise so is careful with what he admits to. Kadar confesses his feelings in a rather public way and Altair takes him to somewhere private to say the feeling's mutual.

Things progress and Kadar admits love. Altair does not. Kadar is very clearly head over heels for Altair, but Altair doesn't seem to feel as deeply (he could still be sleeping around casually if anon desires). Kadar is all right, he doesn't mind, he's just grateful for whatever attention he gets

Then... something happens. Altair finds out Kadar was born female and transitioned before they met.

Altair loses his shit and leaves Kadar. Kadar is in agony and runs to his brother for comfort.

I leave it up to the filler to choose how it ends - whatever is good with me. Malik beating the crap out of Altair and Kadar getting together with, I don't know, Leonardo? Altair coming around after a few weeks hard soul searching? Just not suicide, okay anon? Self harming is all right, though. Life-goes-on endings make this anon happy.

Seriously, can be any pairing, but the reason for the 2nd person's butthurt should be about someone being trans (this happened to this transanon. Help me feel better, AssCreeders, please?)

Burning Out

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
It was all that stupid photo's fault. A flimsy piece of paper had ruined one of the best things to happen to him.

Kadar could barely breathe. Each shuddering breath was punctuated by deep sobs.

Why did they keep that photo on the fridge?

It had been easy to lie about the scars. He hadn't even actually lied. He'd just told Altair it was from a surgery a long time ago. They'd left it at that. But that was too easy.

But Kadar's downfall was that he didn't like to lie. So, when Altair asked about the girl in the photo after visiting Malik one day, he'd told him that it was an 'old acquaintance' that he still kept in touch with.

When he kept asking, he gave him a name - Adira.

That was his biggest mistake.

Altair never gave up on anything, despite telling people otherwise. He'd said that he'd dropped it, and Kadar believed him. Until he saw Altair in his living room, looking through an old yearbook.

Altair mentioned how it was odd Kadar had never mentioned Adira A-Sayf before, looking at how close she and Malik were in all the old photos. And wasn't it odd, that the same time photos of Adira became non-existent, that the fits photos of Kadar showd up?

Kadar had stood there, shocked, as Altair stood up, set the book down, and walked out. When he finally shook himself out of it, Altair was long gone. He kept up hope that Altair was just a little mad. He'd calm down, and they could talk.

Yeah. That Was it. Everything would be good when Kadar explained it.

That hope was dashed by the small note stuck to the yearbook.

'I don't date two kinds of people - people who lie to me, and women. You are one of the few who fall under both. Don't bother with sending any of my stuff back, I already took what I want to keep.'

And now it hurt to breathe.

God damn photograph.
Not quite right. Have angry!boyfriend, hurt!trans!Kadar, but no relationship build or not-so-sad ending.

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