asscreedkinkmeme ([personal profile] asscreedkinkmeme) wrote2011-03-29 05:37 pm
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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt.3

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.3
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Get out of my bureau!

☃ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

☃ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

☃ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

☃ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

☃ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

☃ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

☃ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

List of Kinks
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#2 (Livejournal) Archive
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(Dreamwidth) Archive <- Currently active
Part 1
Part 2
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Part 5
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I feel like such a bully

(Anonymous) 2011-08-13 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I swear, this fandom has such a weird thing for torturing its characters and I love you guys for that. i apologize for adding yet ANOTHER request to the never-ending pile but I can't help myself.

Let's see poor sweet Leo suffer from some sort of incident that leads to him developing a disability. The man who relies so much on his sense loses everything. He could be blinded or lose the ability to use his hands or really anything else. I just want to see for once Ezio taking care of him instead of the other way around. Templars could be involved or it could just be nature/an accident. Maybe he has to struggle with relearning to draw or realizes that he can no longer aid Ezio should he arrive on his doorstep injured. TEARS AND ANGST. And of course he doesn't want to reveal this to Ezio because the assassin already has enough shit to deal with. Maybe he goes to Rosa or Claudia for help first?

Re: I feel like such a bully

(Anonymous) 2011-08-13 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
There was already a request for disabled!Leonardo a long while back, if I recall correctly.

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Lol, writeranon of that fic, here

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-13 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
(I can't seem to get this thought out of my head...)

There's a festival happening in _fill_in_the_blank_. (place is writer's choice) There's celebrations happening, music playing, theater being preformed, parties being thrown, and games being played. Leonardo, being the enthusiast for new things that he is, drags his friends Shaun and Ezio (who in turn drag their friends Desmond, Malik, and Kadar) with him. How in the center of it all is a group of Roma (Gypsies) getting set up. Leonardo (or Desmond/Kadar) gets separated from his friends and ends up running into and falling on top of one of the Roma. He ends up meeting Altair, through the rather painful collision, but upon getting a good look at Altair, turns into a stuttering and blushing mess. Altair is willing to help him find his friends, if he helps him with something. Finding his pet eagle Adha who had seemed to have gone after something. Leonardo (or Desmond/Kadar) agrees right away, and soon sets off to find her. They end up finding her attacking Shaun, who seemed to have insulted her, and upon seeing Altair leaves Shaun and returns to Altair's shoulder.

What happens after is up to writer anon. You can even take the celebration scene from the begining of "Hunchback of Notre Dame" if you feel the need. You can even go as far as having some kind of Romance.

- Altair is female Roma (us "Gypsy" in search engine for this.) clothing
- A f**king tambourine... (Idk, I find them nice)
- Fortunetelling
- Something with a pumpkin... someone falling over, on, or even in one... idk

-Music is completely optional to use-
-As is sexy times, I really don't mind not having them-
-Have fun-

this prompt is long~

Re: Celebrations

(Anonymous) 2011-08-13 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see this... I haven't seen a prompt like this and I'd love to see this! Hurr... Plus I love Adha being an eagle!

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Needs more carsex

(Anonymous) 2011-08-13 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Something based on this song yes I still like this album:

Or rather, just the chorus:

Tonight I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat
Bubble, pop, electric
Bubble, pop, electric
Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat
Bubble, pop, electric
Uh-oh in the back seat

Any pairing would be fine, but if anon somehow makes it Des/Lucy I will compose you an album dedicated to your greatness.

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mod musings and things you can skip right over

[identity profile] 2011-08-13 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha oh look I'm going to try and do my job how cute.

So going through the suspicious comment I had a thought. Whenever you post something with the http tag in front it will send it to the suspicious comments, so try and take that out before posting any links, and so I see people trying to post 1000000 times with "what happened/this didn't post the first time so I'm going to try it so many time f0rk won't know which one to clear" also I don't go through every post to make sure yours eventually made it after the 100000001 time so I don't know if I should clear it. Can the people who's post don't go through do me a huge favor and PM me if you don't see your post, if you do that I can go and clear it without you filling up the suspicious comments and making me cry.

Okay, ignore this, go back to having fun you silly kids.

Re: mod musings and things you can skip right over

(Anonymous) 2011-08-14 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Mine didn't go through until just now, but I only put it in once.

I's it sad that I immediately knew something was up when what was normally the top post wasn't? I mean really, I am on here enough to know when the prompts get shifted...

(yeah. Two new prompts on page 19 or 20.)

(Anonymous) 2011-08-13 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
god damn it, this is amazing!!!!!!!! I need more of this opium!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-13 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Lying in wait of an epic misfire fill.

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-13 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
but hurt!Altair is my fetish.
i love him, I swear!

Okay, prompt time.
Malik notices Altair seems to be loosing sleep, eating less; he's in an almost zombie-like state.
As much as Malik doesn't want to admit it, he's worried.
One day he confronts Altair, nonchalantly touching his shoulder.

Altair breaks down and begs Malik not to hurt him.

Malik is very confused and concerned.

What has happened to make Altair like this I shall leave up to you, author anons.


(Anonymous) 2011-08-13 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
God yes please. I love Altair and I loooove to see him in pain >:D


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Altair + Ezio + Desmond Modern AU BUT WAIT.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-14 05:22 am (UTC)(link)

Alright, so Altair, Ezio, and Desmond are brothers/cousins/friends/whatever. Cool. What I don't really get... is why they're always Altair > Ezio > Desmond in terms of age. Have you guys forgotten that in AC, Altair and Des are both 25 and Ezio starts out at 17 in AC2? If anything, Ezio should be the youngest.

So, really. Anything with Altair and Desmond being the same age with Ezio as the little sibling/cousin/whatever.


Re: Altair + Ezio + Desmond Modern AU BUT WAIT.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-14 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Y'anno, this is a really good idea. Seconded! (Totally going the opposite way for another fic, with Ezio being the oldest, but I'm curious on where this idea will go! *settles in*)

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Request: 5 times Leonardo hugged someone and one time it was Ezio who was getting Jealous.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-14 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)

I really need to read a short fluffy fic that will reduce me to a blubbling mess of tears of happiness and aww's!
Bonus points: for making this short drabble Ezio/Leo

Leonardo is so adorable and we know the guy loves to hug.
So lets make him hug I dunno La Volpe lol, Clauida etc or the other characters etc

Ezio see's all this and of course get increasingly jealous/possesive.
So the 5th hug When Leonardo does hug him- Ezio totally gets into it and leonardo is the one who goes eer...Ezio can you let go now?
and Ezio is all your mine...

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-14 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw... So cute..

Through any means necessary...

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Assassins have various means of collecting information. Intimidation, subterfuge, stealth.

Seduction. Ezio's used this method before (coughLucretziacough), and the courtesans use it all the time.

So, an assassin (or maybe Templar, I could see Il Lupo being a sneaky bastard like that) seducing their target. Preferably a not-so-obvious choice... You know who I mean.

Re: Through any means necessary...

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 06:49 am (UTC)(link)

Anyways, I do so want this with a female recruit because I sent one on that mission where you had to romance a Templar's wife and now I ship it. I honestly thought the game would tell me I had to send a guy, lol.

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Umar Ibn-La'Ahad + Faheem Al-Sayf

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Breaking any restrictive boundaries of canon dates, I'd really like to see either:

A) good, old fashion Umar/Faheem bromance (with or without their sons), or
B) good, old fashion Umar/Faheem sexy times.

Because I have a stupid thing for daddy!Assassins.

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I love my sexy times, but someone please give these two an epic bromance to the point where their wives get a little jelly.

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Abbas/Altair twisted feelings(and smut)

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't like the book very much, when it comes to the death of Malik and Maria.
But I really liked the chapters about Abbas's and Altair's past! It was just cute how they got along as kids and how they seperated was heartbreaking.

So my prompt would be:

After all this time, hate is not the only feeling Abbas has for Altair.
Of course he doesn't want to admit it to himself or to him, but it is more and more difficult for him to ignore it.

He uses the situation of Altair's failure, that he is striped of his rank and most of his weapons, and ties him up at night or holds him against the wall.
I think you can imagine the rest xD

It would be nice if:
-he mocks Altair during the sex to cover up his own weakness
-Altair beeing totally confused and getting emotional (I mean he is his old friend after all and he wasn't the one breaking up the friendship)

If somebody writes this, I would be the happiest person on earth D: Please?

Re: Abbas/Altair twisted feelings(and smut)

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooooooo- god yes. Yes yes YES. Someone please write this because this is such an amazing prompt!

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Fun time!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
This meme needs more lolz. So, my prompt is for someone to go around screwing with everyone and pulling pranks and all that generally laugh-generating shit. Can be any time period.

Bonus points if you have 2+ guys in a room and then they start banging on the walls and yelling "OHHH BABY GO HARDER," and shit like that then run out and start laughing their asses off at whoever's outside the door.

Re: Fun time!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-16 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see Rebecca or Desmond doing this, then pulling the other in after a bit...

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OP Here!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
OP is so happy to hear this is getting filled! I don't mind which names you use, as long as it's from this list. I assumed whoever filled would just make something up, but I'm glad you're not. :-)

Re: OP Here!

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Well this is embarrassing. Why LJ, why? :'-(

Everybody wants Ezio

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't really know if you'll need an account to see this (I don't think so, not sure), but I want a prompt based on this picture: (http : // www . aarinfantasy . com/forum/gallery/data/1011/11355176 . jpg)

Hot 5-some is what comes to mind, but anything is fine with me. And feel free to leave out the Executioner. >u>;

Re: Everybody wants Ezio

(Anonymous) 2011-08-16 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I've never had any idea of what was going on in that picture, but 5-some is what came to my mind, too.

lol why no executioner love? :<

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god. Desmond just doing that to the others would be hilarious.
And other anon, that's the link OP posted. 8D

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twiddle widdle

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Dance Along

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)

Let's say Ezio had no mercy and killed Micheletto at the end of the whole 'save Lucrezia's actor bf' mission. And it made Cesare go really batshit crazy. Because his relationship with Micheletto somehow was the only thing to keep him sane.

+50 points for Cesare going berserk on whoever is around when they find Micheletto dead.
+100 points for MAJOR ANGST.
also, if Anon manages to somehow fit sexytimes in there (Cesare being totally OOC and reminiscing, idk.), Anon can haz the whole Internet.

Please, make this happen.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
What is this.
...I think I like it. No, I know I like it.
Fuck, someone fill this before I die over here or something.

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Filling In The Empty Place

(Anonymous) 2011-08-16 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
(don't ask where this idea came from please)

Altair always acted arrogant and brash, but what if it was all a cover? What happens if Altair had a secret that he kept from the other master assassins and even Al Mualim?

Altair takes care of the younger soon-to-be assassin recruits (aka children) and the novices. Everyone who he takes care of is sworn to secrecy and to not show their abilities until they are masters. Mostly because he is worried to what would happen if anyone found out about it. So Altair does everything that the other assassins fail to do. Praise them, help them, and basically teach them everything from cooking to even writing and decoding.

Altair has managed to do this for years, long before he was a master assassin himself. He has help however, from Rauf and Kadar when he is not busy playing the part of a journeyman and role of younger brother. Now, Al Mualim has (in an act of OOC nature) grown worried from the lack of Novices at the fortress. He in turn called Malik and Kadar to search as Altair is currently out of reach and in the city. Kadar doesn't want to agree but Malik jumps to the answer before he can voice his. They set out a few days later, when the novices are on the move. However, Kadar warned them that they had a mission to follow them. They in turn split apart, going everywhere but their "home".

As such the mission is a failure, but Al Mualim does not like failures so he makes them continue until they succeed.

- If that happens or not is up to Author!Anon

-If it does happen:
Altair swears Malik to secrecy, who in turn demands answers. While most are answered, some are not and it infuriates him. Malik swears that he'll tell Al Mualim if he doesn't, but ends up surrounded by the Novices. He eventually gives up and says he won't tell, but that isn't good enough for the Novices and they suggest that he helps out when he has the time. As Altair and Rauf, and the novices, don't always have the time to watch over the place. Malik reluctantly agrees, and as such is shown the ways of their home.

- Malik continue to help is allowed, along with him leaving afterwards.

But eventually they are found out by a master assassin (Abbas) and forced to tell the truth. Altair's real self resurfaces, the overprotective "mother" complex. (Mostly because it seems women are more dangerous when it comes to someone harming their children.) The house is able to say up and running, but some of the more arrogant master assassins are prone to bad mouthing the place...

~ Altair playing the Mother AND Father (is Rauf does not cover this) figures to the Novices and Children
~ The home have a garden where gardening and relaxation can happen
~ The home has a medical ward for the novices and children to learn to be doctors so they can help teammates on the field.
~ Altair have a cover, as a man and a woman, to go into the city without being found out.
~ Romance is allowed if you want, but it is not forced.
~ (if found out) The Novices becoming annoyed when someone who was not raise like them bad mouths their home.
~ Kadar doesn't die because he's been trained much better and has more skills.
~ Abbas harassing Altair and Rauf more then normal.
~ The novices "getting back" at Abbas (aka pranking.)
~ Altair's "woman" cover works a bit too well for his tastes. (in other words: Hand groping, pick-up lines, staring, etc.)

Re: Filling In The Empty Place

(Anonymous) 2011-08-16 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Too effing cute, op! Need this as of yesterday.

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Cesare/Assassin Recruit

(Anonymous) 2011-08-16 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's not what you think it is.

Okay, so - a recruit has been sent on a mission to gather information/assassin a target. But the only way to get close to said target is for the recruit to disguise themselves as a courtesan. So the courtesans and the recruit are sent to a "private party" for the target, and sexy dancing and flirting ensues. The recruit has been purposely eying the target all night, and is sure that they will be taken back to a nice room where they can properly interrogate/kill the target.

Cue Cesare demanding that the recruit come with him instead.

Now, the recruit's been made an offer they can't refuse, so they go ahead with Cesare expecting some kinky noncon shit to go down, but instead, they get passionate and somewhat gentle sex, which confuses them greatly. They spend the night with Cesare, talking and cuddling and whatnot. In the morning, they are free to leave and question their Brotherhood's perception of the man.

So basically, I want a romance - yes, a romance - between an assassin recruit and Cesare. I don't care that it's totally OOC for Cesare, I want it ;___;

Bonus points for:

- the recruit wearing some sort of Middle Eastern belly dancer outfit thing
- Cesare instinctually knowing that something isn't right with his lover, but this is exactly why he picked the recruit out of all the others
- Lucrezia finding out and being mad jelly
- Cesare and the recruit having heated philosophical debates

Whether the recruit is male or female and if the recruit's allegiance is ever revealed is up to anon.

Re: Cesare/Assassin Recruit

(Anonymous) 2011-08-16 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
*wide eyed*

This is why I love this place. So many awesome ideas.

I have a feeling female recruit would pose less logistical problems (due to anti-homosexual laws/era/stuff) but that's exactly why it would be neat to see it with a male recruit.

Hm... Captcha, this isn't math class. Don't ask what the limit is as n approaches infinity. It makes my brain hurt trying to remember.

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So ... this might not make you too happy ...

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OP is actually super happy right now!

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La Volpe/Machiavelli

(Anonymous) 2011-08-16 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Old men in an established relationship. Anything from teeth-rotting cute fluff to pure crack will do.
Please make it happen, Anons.

Re: La Volpe/Machiavelli [Minifill! When you have forever ..1/2]

(Anonymous) 2011-08-19 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Are you never going to grow old and die...?" The author put down his quill-pen and sighed, resting his chin on his upraised fist as the other leaned against the messy desk across from him. The man's clothing changed but his face never seemed to, still appearing strangely ageless in a way which was neither androgynous nor youthful but wise and knowing like an ancient building, patient and eternal like the moon and ruthless as the passage of time was for the rest of them.

La Volpe only smirked in his never-changing way, narrowing his violet eyes which were still alive with the same mischief they had always contained as long as Niccolò had known him. His thin lips pulled back from his teeth in his best carnivore smile.

At least they had the decency to be stained from too much red wine.

"You know better caro... The only thing I can never steal from this world is myself. What would it be without me?" The fox smirked again and Niccolò rolled his eyes. Even after all these years he could never pry a straight answer from the old thief.

"You did not send a messenger in advance. What would you have done had I not been here? Lurk upon the veranda and frighten the servants?" He teased lightly but he knew the servants would never have seen La Volpe if he wished them not to. The man was a living ghost. Much like Ezio, he could be in the room with you and you would not know it until he spoke or walked in front of your eyes.

Which is precisely what had just happened.

Although it had been several months since the old thief had been to Sant'Andrea to visit him, Niccolò's face still heated when he thought on the last time he had been there, or on any of his previous visits since Niccolò had retired to his estate. The man was certainly energetic for his age, whatever it was.

He thought back over the years they had been acquainted; their growing feelings for each other, their occasional tiffs and spats and their unending lust for one another. Suddenly he started in his chair; eyes widening briefly. Now he remembered what day it was. Why Gilberto was there. On this day in 1506 following the great upheaval in Roma, Niccolò had returned, still wounded in the shoulder from Cesare's pistola and La Volpe had made him comfortable at La Volpe Addormentata until he was fully recovered and then personally accompanied him on a trip to Firenze after he was healed. It was on that short journey that they had talked much and divulged more than either may have intended over wine at an inn tavern, then with arms thrown around each others shoulders their heads nodding perhaps a little too closely together, they had retired to Niccolò's room and fallen against the door with mouths locked together and hands nearly tearing clothing in their haste to remove it.

Differently Abled

(Anonymous) 2011-08-17 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I feel bad for calling it a mental disorder, but that's what I am asking for.

I want to read a fic about an Assassin (or a Templar, not too picky) with a mental disorder. Not one that would land you in a loony bin, but a mental disorder.

Currently, I am partial to Shaun being autistic or having Asperger's Syndrom. Just look it up, and I kind of starts to fit him... (At least in my head it does)

If modern, would love to see the inclusion of an aid animal. Did you know that there is such a thing as an Autism dog? Meeting one (in training) was what inspired this prompt. Sadie was just too cute...

Leonardo can face-read?

(Anonymous) 2011-08-17 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
I was just doing a bit of research about the art of face reading when lo and behold I read a little snippet that says that Leonardo was also quite adept at face-reading, apparently through reading classical works written by Aristotle and other prolific writers of yore.

Is anyone else seeing where I'm going with this?

Well, if not then let me make myself clear. I'd like a little ficlet, or even a full blown epic about how when Leonardo first met Ezio and unconsciously reads in his face his personality, his future and possibly how long he'd have to live. (I did my research on the Chinese take on face reading so feel free to tweak the prompt however you wish.)

An artfill would also be appreciated, although how the anon would do so is beyond me.

I apologize to contributing to the mountanous prompts, but will someone please take this up? Thanks in advance!

Re: Leonardo can face-read?

(Anonymous) 2011-08-17 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
When I read the title, my first thought was Leonardo being able to read micro-expressions ala-"Lie to Me," haha.

Sounds like a fun prompt, seconding!

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Kill me, seriously.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-17 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hey there dear anons. I suffer from emotional problems. As in, I have to smile to the whole world because all the people thinks I can't cry, i'm too happy to do it.

And because I can't get things out, last sunday I freaked out when my brain decided to unplug itself and left me on auto-pilot for a complete hour. I FUCKING freaked out when I blinked and I was at a total different place I remembered being. I forgot what I did during the last hour anons. AN HOUR.

PROMPT IS: I want Leonardo having to cope with all his frustrations (angry patrons, Ezio 'not getting it', a paint drop on is favorite chemise, whatever fancies you) to the point of having this mental shutdowns and not feeling able to talk about it because EVERY FUCKING SOUL expects him to be all smiles and warm aura.

Bonus points: Ezio discovers him having a full breakdown after one of this episodes. Some comfort would be appreciated by Leo and me too, dad yelled at me to stop crying dammit.


Re: Kill me, seriously.

(Anonymous) 2011-08-18 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Um... can I have a few details on the... auto pilot. Do you just act like normal and just not remember? How detailed of work can a person on autopilot do?

Just trying to figure things out.

OP is stressed.

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OP loves you.

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PROTOCREED Alex/Des unrequited Shaun/Des

(Anonymous) 2011-08-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen a few protocreed prompts on here but not enough! lol

So Desmond and Alex were together before Desmond got kidnapped/Alex got infected. Eventually after all the shit goes down in Manhattan Alex finds Desmond in Italy (I don't care how he finds them or if it even makes sense) so they start meeting secretly.

Before Shaun never really thought of Desmond as a romantic interest, always poking fun at him and never realizing how great/motherfuckin sexy he is. One day Shaun happens upon Alex and Des in the middle of some intense sexing and Des is making some sexy ass noises and is being an overall sex kitten and Shaun is like OMG he's fuckin hot. BUT too bad cause Shaun has been a dick to Des this whole time and Des has Alex and doesn't see Shaun that way.

Make Alex an awesome boyfriend guys. He may be a sociapathic virus monster but he still remembers Desmond and how serious their relationship was. They LOVE each other. :B
Shaun doesn't have to have FEELINGS for Des either. He just realizes he's attracted to him.

TL;DR Alex and Des sneak sexytimes while in Monteriggioni and Shaun sees them and it makes him realize how sexy Des is but then angsts because Des is TAKEN.

I dunno guys, Shaun is such a dick to poor Desmond so I kinda just want karma to give him a good slap. :>

Re: PROTOCREED Alex/Des unrequited Shaun/Des

(Anonymous) 2011-08-17 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm always in the mood for some Alex/Des. Seconding please!!

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Ghost Hunter AU

(Anonymous) 2011-08-17 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
After watching a Ghost Hunters International Marathon, Anon was struck by the idea of a ghost hunting team made up of the modern assassins, with Lucy as the lead investigator, Shaun the historian/skeptic, Rebecca the techie setting up equipment, and Desmond the intern/psychic. My idea is to have the team investigating either Masyaf or Monteriggoni to debunk or prove paranormal goings on.

Bonus Points for...
* Desmond having a paranormal encounter with Altair or Ezio.
* EVP sessions (Electric Voice Phenomenon) with Lucy.
* Shaun looking for rational explanations.
* Rebecca trying to catch pictures/videos of paranormal activity on her camera.

Any pairings that writer!anon wants to write are fine. This anon is not picky. Just have fun with this.


(Anonymous) 2011-08-17 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god. :'D I love this idea!! I'm no good at writing the modern assassins but someone please fill this!

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WriteAnon says...

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(Anonymous) 2011-08-17 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)

Altair gets on a train, travelling to visit a friend. Of course, it's just his luck that the train he gets on is cramped full of people. Much to his horror, he ends up being victim to the wandering hands of some thugs. The thugs are groping him, touching him, dirty talking in his ear and he's, of course, disgusted but he can't really do anything about it. He doesn't want to disturb the other passengers who are oblivious to the groping and he's much too proud to make a sound of protest.

Whether or not it leads to actual sex after the train ride is up to the writer :D

Bonus if you somehow add Malik in there, but not as one of the harrassers. Maybe he's sitting off to the side and has seen the entire show?

Re: Strangers/Altair

(Anonymous) 2011-08-18 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, I am a terrible, terrible person, but I want this so badly
But he should kick their asses once he gets off the train (or "relax" with Malik afterward)

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